Sunday, December 14, 2008

DUmmies Praise Iraqi Shoe Thrower

Iraq has been a great source of frustration for the DUmmies this past year. Why? Because the surge WORKED. Yes, the DUmmies were adamantly opposed to the surge, claiming like Joe Biden, that it could NEVER work. They were wrong. And that made their anger at George Bush even stronger. So when an Iraqi "journalist" threw his shoes at a press conference today in Baghdad, the DUmmies stood up and cheered as you can see in this THREAD titled "Man throws shoes at Bush in Iraq." So let us now watch the DUmmies root for the shoe thrower in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the last time shoes were so much in the news was when Nikita Khrushchev banged his show at the United Nations, is in the [brackets]:

BAGHDAD (AP) - A man threw his shoes at President George W. Bush and was dragged away by security officials during the president's farewell trip to Iraq.

The incident occurred as Bush was appearing Sunday with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.

Bush ducked and wasn't hit by either shoe. Bush joked, saying that all he can report was that it was a size 10 shoe. then calmly took questions.

[Got that DUmmies? Your fellow loon MISSED.]

* is such a f*cking asshole. Hooray to the shoe thrower, shame it didn't hit him.

[Instead it missed and hit you in the noggin thus rendering you senseless.]

Maybe he'll visit the Baghdad Zoo, and the monkeys will fling poo at him. That I'd like to see.

[Maybe DUmmies will continue to eat monkey poo. That's what I'd like to see.]

Bush sure had a smirk on his face....He found the whole thing rather humorous...He is a disgusting little man!

[It shook you up that Bush wasn't shaken up.]

I soooooo wish I could throw something at the idiot too.

[Has the Secret Service paid you a visit yet, DUmmie llmart?]

Kudos to him for standing up to Bush's self-promotion, revisionist history tour.

[You mean the Surge didn't work?]

*sigh* why can't anyone ever hit their targets? is it asking too much too see Bush hit in the face with a shoe, or Coulter with a pie, or Rove with flaming poo?

[Feel the love!]

The guy threw 2 perfect strikes. Gotta give Bush credit for a couple of moves.


This guy should get the Medal of Freedom

[Along with Osama bin Laden?]

Pity he missed.

[And you too can expect a visit from the Secret Service, DUmmie mahina.]




Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the President be fazed by a shoe or two? Compared to the venom spat at him by the U.S. press this Iraqi goof "reporter" is in the minors.

I'm sure the report will be praising the objectivity of the shoes.

10:11 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

The surge must have worked, can you imagine if that guy had thrown something at Hussein?

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Islamist reporter stated he hated America...of course DUmmies approve. Liberalism and Terrorism - different stages of the same disease.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote Austin Powers:

"Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman."

Which supports my theory that DUmmies avoid military service not because of deep seated principles, but because they fight like women.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Looks like Iraq has become as free as America now. The fact he wasn't killed on the spot is a testament to the freedom.

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Investigation has revealed that the Iraqi reporter threw Keith Olbermann's loafers.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if Bush will now be called a lame-ducking president?

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"MF: He was in a great position to lead a more progressive movement at that time. Now he can't, just as many of us predicted."

The cluelessness of the DUmmies never fails to astound me. What is preventing Dean from running for office? Nothing, except for Dean himself! What is preventing Dean from forming his own party? Nothing, except for Dean himself! If Dean really has the support, he can, and should, start his own party and run for office. If he has the support, he may even win! What's preventing Dean from even trying? Nothing, except for Dean himself!

It looks like the DUmmies are incapable of thinking independently of the democrat party.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Islamic justice..chop off the little Shiite's feet...shove them into the mouths of the democrat they would enjoy it too much if they were shoved up their a'holes. come to think of it, not a whole lot of difference since shiite comes out of the mouths of democrats...

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why can't anyone ever hit their targets? is it asking too much too see Bush hit in the face with a shoe

Um he did throw on target. He was made to look like an idiot by Bush's ninja reflexes.

Note that while every leftard assdouche who comments on this story is in awe of the brave shoe-throwing progressive warrior, they fail to note the following:

1. The other journalists apologized to Bush for their erstwhile colleague's douchebaggery after the security detail dragged his blubbering ass outta there

2. Bush is the only reason he was able to throw shoes at a guest of his own President (and in his own President's general direction) without being fed feet-first into a woodchipper or being fed shards of plastic.

Ie. he indirectly acknowledged how much safety, security and freedom of speech (sic) Bush has brought to Iraq; and his own colleagues were embarrassed by him demonstrating that they entirely did not share his feelings.

On the other hand, he made an abortive attempt at a juvenile political statement against a friendly political figure at no great risk to himself. It is only proper that he would be a hero to moonbats.

1:38 AM  

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