Wednesday, March 05, 2008

"The Race Goes On -- And Gets Uglier"

Thanx in large part to Rush Limbaugh who urged his listeners to cross party lines to vote for Hillary in Texas, we now have the BEST of all outcomes in the Democrat nomination process: a long bloody fight to the bitter end this summer. Out the window is a dull, scripted, happy face Democrat convention this summer (and possibly beyond). Instead we will be treated to the spectacle of anger, hate, and above all extreme bitterness as reflected in this HUffington POst THREAD accurately titled, "The Race Goes On -- And Gets Uglier." Among the great entertainment to be presented for our enjoyment will be lawsuits, superdelegate bribery, and a major attempt to seat the Michigan and Florida delegates. All this has the positive effect of tearing apart the Democrat coalition. What's not to like? So let us now watch the leftwing HUffies already reflecting the bitter divisions in the Democrat party in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thoroughly enjoying the political spectacle of Democrats tearing themselves apart, is in the [brackets]:

The Race Goes On -- And Gets Uglier

[And more entertaining!]

"Now it could get ugly," McClatchy reports in its Tuesday night wrap-up.

[Only could? I think it is a SLAM DUNK that it will get uglier.]

Hillary Clinton's victories in Ohio and Rhode Island aren't enough to turn the tide and overtake Barack Obama, who still leads in delegates needed to win the Democratic presidential nomination.

[Don't forget her victory in Texas...Thanx to Rush Limbaugh.]

But her victories were enough to stop his winning streak at 12 and break his momentum. Perhaps more important for the party, Tuesday's results likely ratified her scathing attacks on Obama as a dangerous neophyte who would endanger the country.

[Icky Harold Ickes is about to enter full smear mode against the Obamassiah.]

As long as Clinton thinks that works -- she could say she's found her voice again -- and suspects that other forces also might be starting to line up against Obama, she'll stay in the race and keep hitting him harder and harder.

[Smear him! Smear him! Harder! Harder! (And then blame EVIL Republicans for the smears.)]

"We're going on, we're going strong and we're going all the way," she told supporters in Columbus Tuesday night.

[A vicious bloody fight all the way to the convention.]

She almost certainly can't overtake him in the 11 states left to vote. However, she can stay in and hope that he falters under her attacks, tough new scrutiny from the news media and more Clinton wins in states such as Pennsylvania, which votes on April 22.

[Paging Tony Rezko!]

Seemingly confirming this take, senior Obama advisor David Axelrod told reporters on Tuesday that his candidate is ready to go toe-to-toe with Clinton:

[Scorched Earth. Woo! Hoo!]

"We have not hesitated to draw distinctions between the candidates," he said, "and we'll continue to do that. If Sen. Clinton wants to take the debate to various places, we'll join that debate. We'll do it on our terms and in our own way, but if she wants to make issues like ethics and disclosure and lawfirms and real estate deals and all that stuff issues, as I've said before I don't know why they'd want to go there, but I guess that's where they'll take the race."

[We'll match your smears by bringing up your scandals. Oh, and don't forget that amazing cattle futures investment.]

But is Obama willing to go there?

[You need a switchblade when you go up against the Hildebeast, Barack.]

"We're willing to draw distinctions that are honest and legitimate," Axelrod said before raising the issue of Clinton's tax returns and the records from the Clinton library.

[Down in the dirt already. I LOVE it!]

It's going to be a long seven weeks to Pennsylvania....

[Let the mud-flinging entertainment begin! And now to hear from the HUffies...]

That's the unfortunate part - that it will get even uglier. Hillary Clinton will never put the party or the country before her (and Bill's) ambitions and determination to get back into the White House. It is virtually impossible for her to win the nomination with the upcoming contests. If she had any class and humility, she would bow out gracefully. But the Clintons are not known for their grace and class and so she will proceed to tear down all of us in order to realize her selfish ambitions. I hope that her continued gutter politics swing even more momentum Obama's way and then in the next month or so we can finally shut the door on the Clinton years.

[I love that tear down all of you part!]

Clinton is God's gift to the Republicans. She will reinvigorate that party like nothing else. There is so much hatred of her in the Democratic Party also that many voters would rather vote for McCain. All the new dirt re the upcoming fraud trial in Los Angeles will come up. The trial is expected t begin in October, just in time to bury the Clinttons in the General. There is so much dirt on the Clintons. Obama's team will bring it all up now. They've been playing nice but if she wants to play dirty, so can he, but with more finesse than she and her team have the capability for.

[Finessed mud slinging.]

Makes you wonder how many Republicans listened to Limbaugh and voted for Hillary in Texas. His strategy might work.

[Hee! Hee!]

Maybe I am just bummed out today, but this really stinks for our party. I am happy for Hilary she did what she had to win. I just think we are screwed in November because of this protracted battle. I really could care less if it is Hilary or not, Obama will be on the ticket one way or the other. I just don't want us to look like idiots for the next 2 months. Also, so far Obama has managed to never START the negative garbage, if someone in his camp decides to go that way, I am off the Obama train.

[What should Barack do? Save his sacred purity for Paris Hilton?]

It will be up to the party to decide about MI and FL, and the super delegates. It makes us look disfunctional.

[Thank you, Howard Dean. YEEEEAAAAGGGHHH!!!]

Her and Bill's egoes are so big that as long as she isnt embarassing herself she's going to stay in the race. It seems winning is more important to her than her party or her ideals. She's going to viciously attack Obama for SEVEN MORE WEEKS! and hurt our chances in the general. way to go, clinton.

[Way to go, clinton!]

That about sums it up - several more weeks of attacks on Obama and for what? She will not win the nomination and will be basically doing the bidding of Republicans. What a shame and a sham. The Clintons are bad news all around and the Dems need to close this chapter and call them on their crap. Hopefully more and more party bigwigs will stand up to them and tell Hillary it is over.

[Don't forget to thank Rush for making this go on and on and...]

Hillary Clinton is a goddamn phony and it's about time Obama saved us from the threat of another Clinton presidency. If he doesn't have the stomach for it, he should get out of the race.

[Save us oh Mighty Saviour...or I'm dumping you.]

I never thought it would get this ugly, but it's probably a good thing that it has. Let's hope Obama learned his lesson last night. Evil bitches win. Good guys finish second.

[Hillary is counting on that platitude.]

Now Barack has to go negative/attack to survive. Meanwhile the Republicans watch and drool.

[I'm already drooling but haven't quite reached Chris Matthews type flood levels yet.]

OBAMA must expose the Clinton Machine for what it is, a deeply corrupt, suspect and fraudulent operation. Let us begin. Hillary wants to talk about Rezko, all there is to know is already known. America needs a history lesson on the Clintons and the mainstream media needs to bring it in earnest and stop covering up this phoney bitch's lies. History does not LIE. Clintons do. Hillary's Tax Returns: Why? Americans have a right to know if Clinton wealth was obtained by foreigners who are bankrolling her campaign and buying the Whitehouse.

[Like Johnny Chung who put those coins in the Clinton White House subway gate?]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

1968 all over again! Too bad the Dem convention's being held in Denver this year instead of Chicago. That would have been TOO awesome.

And you've gotta love where the euphemism treadmill has led: "drawing distinctions between the candidates" is the latest accepted term for mudslinging. I kinda like that one.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You live by the race/gender card, you die by the race/gender card.

This is going to be an interesting summer to say the least.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OBAMA must expose the Clinton Machine for what it is, a deeply corrupt, suspect and fraudulent operation."

Translation: The Brother needs slap the white bitch down!

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dems are totally screwed.

The Pennsylvania primary is 7 weeks away...

For the next 7 weeks, both campaigns and the MSM lickspittles who adore them have to pump life into a dead horse. Digging for decomposing tidbits, fanning the flames of infighting, adding water to all the dirt they can carry so both sides have plenty of mud for slinging...

... and attack interviews that try to make Obama blanch and Hillary cry. Got to have some 'must-see TV', don't they?

Hey! How about some more debates? Yeah! Can't wait for more o' that! Gonna learn a WHOLE lot I don't know now, fer sure!

Then, there's the candidates (et al) themselves. Anyone getting really, REALLY sick of these two classless dimwits? Of Bill and Michelle gaffeing their way across the country? Of "operatives" saying incredibly stupid things and then lying about them?

There's going to be a LOT more of all that! What else have they got to do?

Oh, Hillary can dig up some more gynosaurs like Gloria Steinem for their wit and wisdom, and Obama can do a duet album with Farrakhan in Praise of Israel, but, the public is notoriously fickle, and 7 weeks is forever.

It's been 9 weeks since Iowa...

The Dems are totally screwed.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...gynosaurs like Gloria..."

LMAO! Perfect -- you should copyright that. 8)

1:41 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

What astounds me is the speed and utter ferocity in which the left has completely turned on Hillary.

I know there was no real loved lost there but man, to hear some of the stuff the left is saying today is amazing. It's like watching a rabid pack of wild dogs eating their own.

How long will it take them to turn on Obama??

gynosaurs = HILLIARIOUS!!

3:15 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

Where was all this outrage during the Clinton presidency?

You'd think they'd be at least a little embarrassed to be echoing almost to a word what Conservatives and Republicans have been saying about the Clintons all along.

I guess you have be capable of shame--or at least irony--to get it. Which is why these Moonbats remain clueless.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hang my head in shame for my Biden-ism!

Gyno-saur is from Michelle Malkins blog and I MEANT to credit it as such.

I am a weed, unworthy to live in this vast and verdant lawn we call Dummie Funnies.

I am sorry.

4:42 PM  
Blogger Britt said...

So the DUmmies stumbled over two truths today.

1. The Clintons are dirty. Hey, it only took them sixteen years to figure that one out.

2. The Right is eating this up. I mean really, really loving it. I hope they go down to the wire.

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama saved us from the threat of another Clinton presidency. If he doesn't have the stomach for it, he should get out of the race

This one caused me whiplash.
Dumbass lefty

7:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just shocking!! Shocking I tell ya!!

No, not that Obama & Hill are going to rip each other to shreds...That part's awesome.

Not one moonbat blamed any of this on Bush!! WTF??!!

Son of Godfather have you and Marty Moonbat been visiting the Huffies promoting the cure for BDS???

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going all the way with Hillary?!? What a truly horrifying vision that phrase evokes!

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't vouch for Son of Godfather, but I have been reaching out to some of my former fellow moonbats. I have been so blessed my being cured of BDS, that I felt compelled to help others who are suffering. I reached out to my gun hating, abortion loving sister Matilda. Her BDS was so bad I didn't think I'd get through to her. But now she owns a Glock-9, and is knocked up with my niece/nephew, that will get to live this time. She even gotta job as a hooker, cuz like I told her no job is beneath welfare. Besides all she has to do different is just charge money now.
I was so inspired by my success with her, that I'd reach out to more BDS sufferers to help them. I promise not to cure them all..I'll leave enough for us to still laugh at.

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one caused me whiplash.

There are a lot of lefties who think that Billy was too far to the right. And to his credit, he did rush pretty hard to the center during the last two years of his first term. That's how he got reelected. He saw the writing on the wall after the Republican Revolution of 1994 and knew that he'd better get his butt in gear or else he'd be a one-termer. I s'pose we can thank Dick Morris for that.

8:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most lefties never did like the Clintons and their support for Hillary was always tepid and conditional. They've now given their support to Obama who they think is the real thing (he's not, he's a product of the corrupt Chicago machine) and so Hillary gets thrown under the bus by the DUmmies in favor of another, slicker, politician.

But the DUmmies are right, the Clintons were (and are) corrupt, a criminal enteprise; they're just realizing (or admitting) it nine years too late.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'd think they'd be at least a little embarrassed to be echoing almost to a word what Conservatives and Republicans have been saying about the Clintons all along.

No, no, no. When Dems criticize someone it is valuable insight, although sometimes it is merely "candor". When conservatives criticize someone it is HATE. Try to keep up with the lesson.

11:22 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Given the DUmmies (and Leftists in general) response to a really vicious attack (say, 9/11) I don't see why they do what they always advise the rest of us to do and just surrender. That way Hillary won't hurt them more. Perhaps they should ask themselves, "What have we done to cause Hillary to hate us so?"

I mean, obviously if someone attacks them that viciously it must be their own fault. What did Obama do to upset her so much she was forced to attack him.

Surrender now, Dems, DUmmies, Leftists, and Moonbats before she virtuously attacks you again.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neocon facist word spin never ends. The corporate Repukes that built these homes are the eco-terrorists!!!

And the corporate facist insurance companies will use this as an excuse to raise premiums on all the brown people!!!

5:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[Don't forget her victory in Texas...Thanx to Rush Limbaugh.] PJ

Right. Show me, PJ. Prove it. Pills Limbaugh pulled off the win in TX for Hillary. I thought God did it. Were there exit polls that asked "Did you listen to Rush today?" Nope.

You just make shit up.

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit We Can Believe In!

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Shit We Can Believe In!" corona

I know!!! At least you admit it.

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least I didn't step in it.

6:09 AM  

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