Wednesday, January 03, 2007

DUmmies Slam Gerald Ford During His Funeral

The DUmmies want to make sure you know they are utterly lacking in either class or compassion. Not content with letting you think that their SLAM was a fluke, they are now ensuring you know that being slimeballs is the norm for them as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD with this tasteless title: "Dayaam! Bury this Republican thug and bring me my mail already." Contrast the anger of the DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing in general towards Gerald Ford with their sympathetic mourning for Saddam Hussein. Some Newsweek guy was on the O'Reilly Factor last night and when confronted with some of the insane invective of the looney left, he got very uncomfortable and didn't want to deal with it. I think his attitude is mirrored by many other liberals. They don't want to confront the fact that their own kind has gone completely insane. The purpose of the DUmmie FUnnies is to show the world what the Left is saying in THEIR OWN WORDS. So let us now commence with another DUmmie Edition in which the Left reveals their own insanity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, performing his services via the method of Copy & Paste, is in the [brackets]:

Dayaam! Bury this Republican thug and bring me my mail already

Anyone else agree?

[Yes. Your cellmate in the rubber room.]

Last day of the death orgy. Let's get back to real news.

[A funeral for an EVIL Republicans are called a "death orgy" by the DUmmies.]

They Don't PLANT HIM until TOMORROW!!!!! I'm afraid there's at least one more day of all this NONSENSE!!! They don't actually plant his sorry ass in the ground until tomorrow!! -- TOMORROW!! I HOPE THEY ARE USING A GOOD PERSERVATIVE. He must REALLY FUCKING STINK BY NOW!!! I hope we get OUR MAIL tomorrow!!!

[I hope you get COMMITTED tomorrow!!!]

Hell, I've had a package sitting at the main UPS office since Fri. early morning, according to the tracking site. While they shouldn't be affected by Bush's* decree, I'm wondering if they will use the Federal Holiday as an excuse not to try to deliver it yet one more day...? Sure damned glad I paid for expedited shipping on that baby...

[The online tracking shows it will be arriving at the Happy Farms Instititute today.]

ford didn't heal the nation, he f*cked it over.

[Meanwhile you think Saddam was a warm and fuzzy kind of guy.]

It didn't take guts to pardon Nixon he was just doing what his party told him to do. Guts would have been forcing the criminal to stand trial. Don't forget Ford also signed off on that Warren commission sham. And he gave his stamp of approval to genocide in Timor. I am glad you get the day off but this "Ford was such a great man" bullshit is just that - BULLSHIT.

[It didn't take guts to commit political suicide by pardoning Nixon? Maybe if you are posting from the Planet DUmmie.]

This thread should be buried. What a dumb thing to post.

[Too late. This thread has already been preserved for posterity in the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Yep, DU really, I mean really needs another stupid flamebait thread calling Ford a thug. You just can't stop, can you? How many meaningless threads have you posted on this now? 10? 15? How many more do you think you can produce?

[The depravity of DUmmieland is endless.]

Anybody up for a conspiracy theory, is there any effect it can have on the Democratic Congress starting up? Does it postpone anything for a day? The thugs would do it for the slightest advantage. And this seems an excuse.

[A DUmmie breaks out his tinfoil hat.]


[Please take an overdose of Prozac and crawl back into your hole.]

This is sick, beyond sick. I do not know what is wrong with you people, I honesty don't. You're not my countrymen any more than the freepers are.

[Sorry but they ARE your fellow DUmmies no matter how much you wish they weren't. In fact this thread represents the mainstream of DUmmie thoughtlessness.]

Yes, I need my SS check... I got friggin' bills to pay.

[Have no fear. Your welfare check is in the mail.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

just wait until jimmie carter kicks the bucket. i don't plan to be kind to him on my blog either. not vicious and cruel, just honest.

10:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A true pack of whiney, sniveling children out of touch with reality.
They produce nothing, they contribute nothing. They are the rectal-warts of society.

3:49 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

What kind of idiot doesn't have their SS check direct deposited? Oh, yeah. A DUmmie. Duh.

11:13 PM  

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