Monday, July 03, 2006

An Inconvenient Truth---Al Gore's Cynical Campaign Ploy

The DUmmies have come right out and admitted what most of the rest of us have already suspected---that Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth movie and Global Warming shtick is really nothing more than a cynical campaign ploy to get the Democrat presidential nomination in 2008 without having to work the normal campaign circuit filled with the usual hazards of being too closely analyzed. Another incovenient truth for Al Gore was revealed by Rush Limbaugh last Friday. It was his highlighting of an admission that Al Gore has been working the same Global Warming slideshow for 13 years, complete with his warning that we have only 10 years to go before the entire planet is DESTROYED by Global Warming which means we are already 3 years overdue for such destruction. However, the DUmmies and the other leftists are actually quite happy that Chicken Little Gore is cynically using the Global Warming routine to campaign for the nomination as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Gore insider: Gore is running a 'brilliant campaign'.." So let us now watch Al Gore cynically campaign for president as a babbling Chicken Little in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what happened to the Global Cooling warnings of a few years ago, is in the [brackets]:

Gore insider: Gore is running a 'brilliant campaign'..

[An Inconvenient Truth: Gore is runnin a 'cynical campaign'..]

While it's not a traditional campaign, "it's the most brillant campaign anyone is running right now", said Martin Peretz, a long time Gore friend and the editor-in-chief of the New Republic..."It may be the most brillant campaign launch in our time".

["It may be the most cynical campaign launch in our time."]

This does not mean that Gore is just another cynical pol though, as another Democrat points out in the article:

[Gore is not just another cynical pol? Where would we ever get the crazy idea that he is cynical?]

"If he is running, he's doing all the right things," said Brian Melendez, the chairman of the state Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party in Minnesota. "He tried it the traditional way last time and look what that got him. This time, he's a passionate man indulging his passion. If that happens to take off for him in the next year, he would be very well positioned."

["Rather than running the traditional way with all the hazards of the campaign trail, Al Gore is cynically flogging the Global Warming routine to get the nomination."]

He's walking the walk of a leader. Good campaign for living one's life -and more important than politics. I happen to think that we need someone who isn't consumed in politics to lead us out of bush's swamp.

[Gore is campaigning by not campaigning.]

it will absolutely require someone with some detachment...
...and perspective-- most current pols are too deeply immeshed in the gamesmanship to find solutions independent of the process, and will therefore risk perpetuating the more fundamental problems.

[And, of course, there is no gamesmanship on the part of Al Gore by campaigning via the Global Warming "non-campaign. Look for special showings of An Incovenient Truth in Iowa and New Hampshire.]

He almost has that confident strut. And he deserves it! Many are lamenting voting for the Chimp over Gore in 2000. They are now seeing what they could have had - an intelligent, compassionate man who could lead.

[That confident strut taught to him as part of his Alpha Male lessons in 2000. Oh, and has be started wearing his prosthetic crotch enhancer yet?]

Not only a man that can lead....a man that can read!

[Definitely a man that can feed!]

Agree. Saw the movie. We have a new and BETTER Al Gore. RUN AL RUN!!!

[So much for the Global Warming "message" of the movie. This DUmmie understands the REAL message.]

I love Gore's new thinking, his action centeredness. If he's gonna run, then he should come out now and help the dems with this election midterm as a future presidential contender, and this rainmaker role will give him the fancy of the nation. Gore's new thinking, yes! refreshing!

[Refreshingly cynical.]

Gore has already declared he'd let it rip this time around. He oozes confidence now. He's made a wad on the board of Apple and won't be looking for $$$ like the other corporate whores.

[Yes, Gore made a wad of money by doing nothing on the board of Apple. Thank God he's not like those other corporate whores.]

GORE/RFK JR. 2008-The HOTTEST ticket EVER!

[WHACKY/TACKY 2008 or is it the other way around?]

I like him; I just wonder if he's too into the corporate cookie jar

[You mean like making a wad of dough at Apple by doing nothing on their corporate board?]

Whatever he decides to do, he's a hero!

[Al Gore can do NO wrong! He's our hero!]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once bitten,twice shy.

If nominated, big AL will lose.
A very weak entry,no courage.

All this mouse (Bi Al) can do is to
roar,Roar Big Al,roar like the MGM

Another boring episode of the dull
captain planetoid way off in his
own orbit.

bye bye Big Al.

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freudian slip - Big Al not
Bi Al , oh well, I might be right
on that too.

7:10 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

GORE/RFK Jr. in '08 just happens to be MY dream ticket as well...

But for very different reasons. [/evil smile]

8:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"then he should come out now and help the dems with this election midterm as a future presidential contender, and this rainmaker role will give him the fancy of the nation." -

yeah, just look at all that he did for President Dean.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whether or not the film contains even a GRAIN of truth is irrelevant, isn't it?

He's going to have to justify EVERYTHING he has said in this flm if he is going to run.

-- Rodolfo --

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get some material on the Mexican election threads? They are predictably calling for fraud already.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GORE/RFK Jr. in '08 just happens to be MY dream ticket as well...

But for very different reasons. [/evil smile]

You and me both, SotG. *snerk*

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The slides are 13 years old? Why does the data go up to 2005? Why is there so much talk of katrina? Why is there lengthy discussion of the breakup of antarctica, which happened very recently? Get your head out of limbaugh's ass, and think for yourself.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have an actual point, or is it enough for you just to repeat the word 'cynical'...wait...10 times? Is it impossible to grasp that a person could simultaneously believe in an issue and realize the benefits of championing it? If Gore genuinely wants to help fight climate change, then there's one job in particular that could come in handy there. Yes, that's the one currently occupied by the man who refuses to ratify the treaty signed by 160 other nations and endorsed by 95% of the world's scientific community.

I'm guessing its an adage you're already familiar with, but, y'know; 'price of everything, value of nothing'...who is the 'cynic' here? Surely not the bitter guy who sits by the sidelines sniping?

4:56 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I just don't understand why you people think it is so evil to care about the state of this world. And you call yourselves conservatives. Laughable, if it weren't so sad.

Here is a man who quietly spent 25,000 of his own money (no press-releases, no fan-fair, no credit) to expedite helicopters to Katrina victims on the rooftops. Here is a man who campaigns for something positive, non-political, and universally important in the face of endless hate and cynicism like yours. Here is a man who is NOT running for president, he's just running for a belief.

I hope your beliefs accomplish something useful one day so that you might experience a similar joy.

4:41 PM  

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