"MSNBC Just Called KY for McConnell? WTF?"

Ahhhm a STROOOOONG Kintucky Woman!

Hey, Alison Grimes. You can drop that hick shtick and start talking in your normal voice again because you have just been declared a LOSER. And the DUmmies are in a state of SHOCK over how quickly she lost as you can see in this THREAD, "MSNBC Just Called KY for McConnell? WTF?." So let us now watch the DUmmies sadly bid goodbye to their STROOOOOONG Kintucky woman in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that McConnell seems to have far exceeded his expected margin of victory, is in the [brackets]:

MSNBC Just Called KY for McConnell? WTF?

[Fast but definitely not painless.]

I know it was a long shot but already? UPDATE (7:16 EST): McConnell is up 56.9% - 40.1% with 12% reporting

[UPDATE: DUmmies in extreme mourning mode.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F****************************CK!

[You just wore out my asterisk finger.]

God damn it to mother f*cking hell no How the f*ck can they do that within minutes?

[Because they knew if they did it within seconds it would cause a mass DUmmie Die-off.]

This is unreal. F*ck off, Kentucky

[Perhaps you should drown your sorrows in some good Kentucky bourbon.]

This was a winnable race

[But only in William Rivers Pitt's drunken dreams.]

It's not over till it's over. You never know the votes arn't counted yet. Just the same I texted my therapist to let her know I may need to talk. If things go too bad tonight it will be another disaster for me.

[Need a coupon for a strait jacket?]

If she would have embraced the President she probably would have won.

[Posted DUmmie LukeFL from Fantasy Island.]