"If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?"
I'm baaaaaack! As I told you on Monday I now have a lot more time on my hands because the couponing has gotten so lousy. So in addition to posting a lot more DUFUs in the future I also have time to work as a writer for a new comedy show, THE FLIPSIDE, which appears on over 200 stations and online. Here is a CLIP from the most recent show.
Okay, back to the DUmmies...they have now put on their version of a war face in this THREAD, "If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?" As you can see, the DUmmies putting on their pretend CIC caps yields some amusing results. The average DUmmie would respond to the threat to ISIS by making corporations illegal. So let us now watch the DUmmies enter the War Room in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if this DUmmie thread will yield up some Flipside comedy material, is in the [brackets]:
If you were president how would you respond to the threat from ISIS?
[Time to play DCC, Dummie Commander-In-Chief.]
Ignore it ... while reserving the right to be outraged when something bad happens.
[Like if an Evil Republican is spotted and in that case send in the Tomahawks.]
Supply non-military aid to all of the surrounding countries to allow them to focus their own resources on ISIS. Build hospitals, schools, roads, utilities.
[Don't forget about sending in MRIs. Oh, wait! Obama already did that to help Ukraine meet the Russian threat.]
Pull 100% of our troops, ships, and planes out of Iraq, Iran, and the mid-east.... cut the military budget in half - spend the money on developing new energy in the US. At that point, Isis wouldn't care about us.
[Spend the money on solar powered windmills and let ISIS laugh themselves to death.]
Good intell and police work to keep them from entering the US or attacking us here.
[Yeah, no way they could enter the USA by crossing the Rio Grande. That border is locked down tight.]
US bombs are not the answer.
[How about pillow cushions?]
Ever heard of convictions for money laundering and illicit trade?
[Bomb them with indictments!!!]
ISIL emerged when we left Iraq. Our getting involved happened in 2003. Our getting uninvolved happened in 2011.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
They are no threat to the US
[Unlike the true threat...those EVIL Republicans.]
Basically, improve construction here, and utilize existing talent within the US to improve health, security and infrastructure to reduce threat, while benefiting society as a whole.
[It was the construction of the Golden Gate bridge that defeated the Japanese.]
I would focus on world hunger, mosquito nets for malaria infested countries, increasing world literacy rates, and things like that. I would try to be force for what I consider to be good, which would save significantly more lives than dealing with ISIS.
[Posted a DUmmie waving a butterfly net.]
I would have.. Arrested the Bush administration and handed them over to them in return for the hostages.
[The Bush administration will be indicted in just 24 business hours.]