Saturday, June 02, 2012

"Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..."

Well, Blue Fairy Bill Clinton finally did show up yesterday to make a quick pit stop in Wisconsin but whatever few words he said there were completely overshadowed by the high PRAISE he gave to Mitt Romney for having had a STERLING business career. Way to completely UNDERMINE the Obama campaign message about Romney being a "vulture" capitalist. Of course, the DUmmies are up in arms about Blue Fairy Bill's endorsement of Romney's qualifications as you can see in this THREAD, "Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..." So let us now watch the DUmmies get bummed out over Blue Fairy Bill in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who's had a sterling career DUFUing the DUmmies, in the [brackets]:

Bill Clinton has been a real morale buster today..." 

[Sniff! The Blue Fairy was supposed to save us in Wisconsin but he let us down.]

When he said that Romney's record as a private equity investor was " sterling", you could almost feel the air compress around you. It was worse than Corey Booker. This was Bill Clinton, the former Democratic President of the United States. 

[Enjoy your compressed air experience on Tuesday!]

The compression is depressing and frustrating. This was the truth about Mitt Romney that needed to be told. He got rich by firing people or bankrupting their companies, not by creating jobs. So why did Clinton do it? Does he not want Obama to win? I don't think that is the reason? 

[Actually that IS the reason. Payback is a bitch.]

Whatever the reason, it has put a cloud over the Party today, along with the unemployment numbers, and you can see it hovering over DU also. 

[I went walkin' down by the river
Feeling very sad inside
When all at once I saw in the sky
The little white cloud that cried]


I don't know why Clinton said what he did? It is not the first time he has disappointed Democrats. Like when he signed the Welfare Reform Bill. Like when he signed the Telecommunications Act. Like when he signed the repeal of the Glass-Steagal Act. He has pissed off his share of Democrats in his time. 

[You can't figure out why he said it? It's called PULLING THE RUG out from under The One. Now on to the other disappointed DUmmies...]

He's nothing but a fake out for his own self interest. Same with Hillary. 

[Easier for Bill to return to the White House with Hill in 2016 with Obama OUT in 2012.]

His body language is fascinating. He's casually leaning against one of the columns having a cup of joe. That reads exceedingly relaxed like his participation in this rally is 3/4-assed. I remember him campaigning and it didn't look like that. 

[Where's the doughnut? Yesterday was National Doughnut Day.]

So yeah for Wisconsin if this motivates Democrats to turn out. Obama has all 60 offices of OFA in Wisconsin working exclusively on the recall and GOTV. I hope the recall is successful. 

[If you're relying on Obama who has gone out of his way to AVOID that state, I have a cry rag for you to use on Tuesday.]

Yeah, he stayed shaking hands and signing things, alright. Bill Clinton is known for being out for BILL CLINTON! 

[But definitely not for BARACK OBAMA.]

how is Chelsea doing at her job? earning every penny of her 300,000 im sure. 

[Nepotism does have its rewards.]

I am so tired of that piece of garbage. He put the Democratic party behind 50 years

[Obama will up the ante to 100 years.]

It was, not a slap in Obama`s face, more like a kick to the groin. Inexcusable and incredibly low, as someone else said above: Disgusting. 

[Ouch! And I don't even want to think about what Hillary Bobbit would do.]

Bill may be signaling with this betrayal that he can spoil things if the Clintons aren't made an even bigger part of the 2nd Obama administration -- meaning VP so that Hil can top the ticket in 2016. 

[Could be something to this. The Bamster might have told Hillary no VP slot for you this year and Bill replied with venganza.]

he thinks he's still King and that is his and the Democratic's party problem. Ego as large as multiuniverses 

[Actually the term is multiverse. Obviously this DUmmie believes in it. What happened is that in recent years, scientists have discovered attributes to the universe, such as the force of gravity, which if even the slightest fraction different would have prevented the universe from existing. This indicates a higher power in the Creation but rather than accept that, many have proposed a multiverse theory in which an infinite number of universes exist side by side in separate dimensions with different physical laws so some exist and most others don't like a gigantic cosmic crap shoot. And can Pastor Charles fit all that on his church sign?]

Ed Rendell is his wingman and they're undermining the Obama campaign. Corey Booker and Deval Patrick too. They may disagree with tenets of the Obama campaign, but they are not entitled to step on it. They are assumed to be surrogates, but they are self-serving and almost certainly not terribly concerned about how they might be affecting the campaign. 

[See you in November, DUmmie! Hee! Hee!]

They secretly want Obama to lose. It's just now becoming most apparent. 

[Pass the popcorn! Watching the Democrat Party destroy itself is quite entertaining.]

When your opponent thanks your surrogate, something is wrong. When four surrogates (Clinton, Deval, Booker & Rendell) tag-team sucker punch the main core of your argument in the campaign, best check your shoes because something really stinks. 

[I love the smell of Democrat betrayal in the morning.]

A narcissistic piece of shit is always going to be a narcissistic piece of shit 

[Obama?]

Something must be up. To have not one, not two, but four surrogates praising Bain despite all the fallouts that keep occurring!? 

[How about if you just lean back and allow Dr. PJ apply the chloroform rag to you face now so you can wake up on the other side of November. It will be so much less painful that way.]

You have the "top dog" Democrat dumping on the single most important and compelling argument that President Obama and the Democrats have for defeating Mitt Romney. BILL CLINTON DID THIS DELIBERATELY!! Yeah, I said it! This was DELIBERATE!!! 

[So was it DELIBERATE?]

But, why would Clinton want to hurt Obama's chances. He's benefited from Obama's Presidency and so has Hillary as SOS. 

[The following DUmmie is about to send this DUmmie a clue.]

Because a disasterous President Romney term would make the perfect set up for a Hillary Clinton presidential run in 2016. If Obama wins another term, there's a chance that if Hillary wanted to run, she'd have to defend Obama's record and run against Jeb. Not as easy a win as running against a disasterous Romney (because we do all know he would be disasterous). 

[As "disasterous" as the current Obama record? You're setting a might high standard here.]

Maybe attacking private equity really is a crappy strategy

[You think?]

The man who has charmed the pants off many a maiden has provided the political ad agencies footage to last until at least October. 

[He never did charm the pants off of Maiden Monica.]

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They just don't get it, do they?

Robust business is the only hope for financing their nanny/welfare/entitlement state, and they want every player in LibLand to go to war against the golden goose that they have damn near stripped to the bone already?

The brighter bulbs (shockingly, including Clinton), have realized that this is a non-starter and giving the whole concept the kiss of death.

Oh, it may take a while for it to sink in, but even Obama has been put on notice. If he really was going to try to ride "Bain is Evil" into re-election, he's done.

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I'd like to hope there is still a group of Democrats who don't like the fact Troglaman Clones/Moonbats have destroyed their party. They still have some grip and understanding on reality. I'm not surprised that Clinton and Rendell would take the side of reality against The Obamassiah's fantasy world outlook but Deval Patrick does surprise me as he's shown little to indicate he understands economic principals any better than The Obamassiah does.

And I don't think The One is going to give up on the "Bain is Evil, Romney is Bain, Romney is Evil" routine...it's too much a part of his core belief system and no level of reality will ever cause him to back away from that.

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[If you're relying on Obama who has gone out of his way to AVOID that state, I have a cry rag for you to use on Tuesday.]


Not true! Obama is not avoiding Wisconsin! He flew over it twice going to fundraisers in Minneapolis and Chicago!

1:54 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

how is Chelsea doing at her job? earning every penny of her 300,000 im sure.

I smell a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL

7:38 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

They just don't get it, do they?

Robust business is the only hope for financing their nanny/welfare/entitlement state, and they want every player in LibLand to go to war against the golden goose that they have damn near stripped to the bone already?


That very truth is at the heart of the utterly bankrupt core of the liberal viewpoint. To admit the obvious would make their widdle heads explode. Progressives understand this which is why they have to control it, by any means possible.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

98ZJUSMC said...

They just don't get it, do they?

Robust business is the only hope for financing their nanny/welfare/entitlement state, and they want every player in LibLand to go to war against the golden goose that they have damn near stripped to the bone already?



That very truth is at the heart of the utterly bankrupt core of the liberal viewpoint. To admit the obvious would make their widdle heads explode. Progressives understand this which is why they have to control it, by any means possible.


You just explained Troglafuck's attitude and rants perfectly.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just don't get their loyalty to Obama. Really . . . what has he done for anyone? Obamacare is the only thing that will be his hallmark and it probably will be declared unconstitutional sometime soon. That means 4 years of nothing.

Not that I am a fan of Clinton, but he looks a lot better than Obama.

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or is the number of comments way, way down on Democratic Underground?

You'd think they were dispirited or something...

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Just reviewed that thread on DU and it's frightening just how unfathomably stupid and out of touch the Moonbat base of what used to be the "Democratic" Party are. They're nuts...absolutely insane. They have serious commentary about a world that simply doesn't exist.

We have got to get the Moonbats out of power or we are BEYOND screwed.....

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Anonymous said...

I just don't get their loyalty to Obama. Really . . . what has he done for anyone?


Like I said...they're NUTS...INSANE...they live in an alternate universe that doesn't exist and their heads are going to figuratively explode when reality smashes that universe to smithereens.

But I realized that The Obamassiah has done ONE THING for me. He's done such a lousy job as President that he's improved Clinton's standing and now I no longer feel like I have to automatically apologize for having my military retirement certificate signed by Clinton.

1:10 AM  
Anonymous The Crawling Chaos said...

Anon 12:44AM

Your right, there are fewer commenters over at the DU; but they make up for their lack of numbers by being even more inane, foul mouthed, and muddle headed.

Sort of like troglaman in that respect.

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If you think the DUmp is in trouble, check out the Left Underground site (www.leftunderground.com)...that place has been virtually shut down by a spectacular SPAM assault. EVERY forum topic is clogged with the same SPAM ad by the same user.

Wouldn't surprise me if it was the work of one of Skinner's minions as vengeance against those who had the audacity to slam DU after they either quit or got banned. After all, the hard rule of the DSA is - tow the line or be destroyed.

Whoever it was though did a first rate job in making that site a cyber-wasteland.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I just don't get their loyalty to Obama. Really . . . what has he done for anyone?"

They thought and HOPED that he was the next Jackie Robinson and Jackie Robinson he ain't!!!

What he is is the first black Jimmy Carter..

DUmmies can't handle the truth!!

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He got rich by firing people or bankrupting their companies, not by creating jobs."
The truth, dear DUmbass, is that Bain Capital found companies that were nearly insolvent, due in large part to DUmbass unions that sucked the lifeblood out of the companies, got rid of the deadwood, and turned most of those companies around to where they could make a profit. The result was that Bain Capital made money, the companies they restructured made money, and most, but not all of the workers kept their jobs. Of course, Bain Capital could have waited until the companies had filed chapter 13 bankruptcy, and got the assets for next to nothing.
What a DUmbass these DUmbasses be!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous BrightLite said...

Wanna know the real morale buster? I remember better days when he ran the show.

Bill was another old white establishment male, and a dirty old man at that, but he had half a clue how to run the economy.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know, BriteLite. I think Bubba was as much a commie POS as Obama. Obama wasn't smart enough to try to go slow with the communization of America. He tried to do too much all at once. Bubba could read the wind. He tried the socialized medicine route, and Hillarycare went down in flames. Ogabe thought he was so much smarter than Bubba and the electorate and shoved it down our throats. And he can't figure out why his job performance rating is so low.

4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really, the only thing that can stand in the way of the next four years being a break-out success economically would be continuing Obama's policies (Such as they are), and the Democrats controlling at least one house of Congress. If the GOP can bust Reid's control of the Senate docket with a majority, ANY fiscally conservative GOP President would end up looking like a genius.

DAT

8:33 PM  
Anonymous Joshua said...

how is Chelsea doing at her job? earning every penny of her 300,000 im sure. I smell a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL

6:10 AM  

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