They HATE Obama, a smart, good-looking, successful, articulate Black Man!
If you oppose President Obamas' re-election, you must be a racist! There can be no other explanation!
"Huh?" you say. "I don't oppose him because of his race; I oppose him because of his ideology and his incompetence." Nope! Don't believe it! You hate our President because you can't stand having a Black Man in the White House!
When in doubt, play the Race Card. That is the Democrat fall-back option. Witness this THREAD from DUmmie Logical (sic), "Face it, Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!"
So let us watch the DUmmies try to avoid the real reason why so many people think BO stinks, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, chuckling that over 40% of DEMOCRAT voters in the last several primaries picked an inmate, an unknown, or "Uncommitted" over Obama, is in the [Barackets]:
Face it. . . .
Most of them HATE Obama being a smart, good looking, successful and articulate Black Man!
[You forgot "clean."]
This is sort of a rant. . . .
[The stupid sort.]
I hate to simplify it too much but. . . .
[. . . I will anyway.]
I cannot see any other reason to despise this man!
[I can think of about 16 trillion reasons.]
He is not a radical left wing democrat.
[You are right. He is a radical left-wing socialist.]
Hell, many of us think he is not left enough!
[That must be his white half.]
Hmmmmmmm, is it because he is a Black man, who is smart, who has been successful?
[Hmmmmmmm, is it because he is a Bolshevik Red man, who is Marxist, who has sucked?]
Is it because he is clever and witty?
[Wow, somehow I missed that. When was he clever and witty? Was it that "cow-pie" remark the other day? That was a real knee-slapper.]
Is it because he can go on Letterman and crack up an audience and looks damn good doing it?
[Look, if that makes someone a good president, I'd vote for Shecky Greene.]
He is funnier, smarter and more successful than 99% of the GOP voters.
[I KNEW it! He's part of the 1%!]
And this pisses them off because he is not their color!!!!
[DUmmie Logical (sic) dabbles as a mind-reader.]
And having a wife who is smart, successful and likable makes them even madder.
[Obama has a likable wife? Where? In Indonesia?]
If I am missing something let me know!
[Your marbles. . . . Now on to your colleagues, DUmmie Logical (sic) . . .]
I think you nailed it.
[I think you screwed it. Up.]
The angry, ignorant white male is scared, no doubt about it.
[That's the only possible explanation.]
Four more years of a black family living in the white house if you please!!!!
[Congressman West and his family appreciate your support, but he's not running this year.]
He has style.
[And rhythm. Don't forget rhythm.]
He is also young.
[Um, he's in his 50s. Unless he's come up with another birth certificate now.]
Go My President, Go! Go!
[Yes, Go! Go far away!]
yeah- and he is cool. He is really a smooth guy. And he has a voice. He can sing.
[President as lounge act.]
Obama is the single best role model for young men of all races.
[America's Next Top Role Model, an incompetent community organizer, in above his pay grade.]
I want my children to look like Obama.
[I want MY children to not have to pay Obama's debt.]
Republican racism is best left just under the surface..like a stealthy submarine, cruising unnoticed by the masses.
[The Hunt for Red November.]
AND THEN THE BLACK GUY WON! After the initial shock, and the obligatory pats on their own backs for "electing the first black man to be president" (even though 99% of them did not vote for him). . . .
[I KNEW it! Obama is a tool of the 1%!]
The black man wants us all to have health care.
[At somebody else's expense. And God help you if you are the somebody else.]
His wife wears SHORTS.
[Now that IS scary!]
Obama slipped through the cracks of oppression. . . .
[Yeah, how did the Black Man get elected anyhow? I though Amerikka was so racist. . . .]
He never makes his race an issue.
[And neither do Republicans. It's just you DUmmies who do.]
They despised Bill Clinton to the point of impeaching him. And they *still* despise and ridicule Jimmy Carter. Do you think the Republicans would have gone easier on a white Dem who had implemented the same policies as Obama?
[Ding ding ding! DUmmie Nye Bevan, you win today's Kewpie Doll, for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]
most of them just hate the fact that a Democrat is in the White House.
[Sorry, DUmmie Arkansas Granny, only one Kewpie Doll per thread. Play again next time!]