Lech Walesa to visit OWS! A Freudenschade moment
"LECH WALESA IS COMING TO NEW YORK CITY! HE'S COMING TO ZUCCOTTI PARK IN SUPPORT OF OWS!!" "OWS?" "YES, OWS!" "OMG! OMG!!" Such was the breathless, orgasmic reaction among the DUmmies when word got out that the Hero of the Polish Workers, Lech Walesa--Mr. Solidarity himself!--was coming to America to STAND WITH THE OWSIES!! WOO-HOO!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!!!!!!
Witness the joy in these threads, i.e., this THREAD, "K Olbermann: Lech Walesa to visit New York in support of OWS," and this THREAD, "Lech (Solidarity)Walesa, former Polish president, to visit New York in support of Occupy Wall Street," and this THREAD, "ATTENTION Corp News shills & OWS Haters..A Leader Arrives. Dare You to Cover His Speech."
But one thing we've learned about DUmmie Freudenschade--well, I'll leave that for later in this DUFU, and that's all I'll say about that now.
So for now, let us travel to an exultant DUmmieland, where the news of Mr. Solidarity's OWS visit is greeted with rapturous joy, in Solidarity Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to some Redbird Red joy here in St. Louis when the Cardinals win the World Series, is in the [brackets]:
Lech Walesa to visit New York in support of OWS
[OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD, LECH WALESA SENDING WORD TO WALL STREET, ANNOUNCING HE IS COMING TO ZUCCOTTI PARK! LECH WALESA IS A NEW YORK OWSIE! < /suzynwaldman > ]
how cool is this......
[North Pole cool!]
this is awesome
[This is OWSome!]
the best thing is that he is a Tea Party hero. Let's hear the RW explain why their hero is out there with the evildoers.
[Yeah, take THAT, you teabaggers! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!]
[Rock on, Lech!]
FABULOUS!!!!!!!!! How cool is this, you ask? BEYOND MEGA COOL!!!!
Lech Walesa was a rock star to me in high school.
[And now, thirty years later, as I'm about to graduate, he's STILL a rock star!]
Walesa is a guy who earned his Nobel Peace Prize. He didn't get it for whom he was replacing.
[Hee! Hee! Obligatory Obama slam!]
Pardon my French, but...F***ing. Awesome.
[It's a French toast! Drink up!]
Icing on the cake
[Dancing in the aisles!]
What a coup for the OWS!
[We're coup-coup for OccuPants! We're coup-coup for OccuPants!]
Oh Yeah! Freeper OWS haters dumbfounded over this
Wow! Just wow!
[OWS! Just OWS!]
This man was absolutely pivotal in the fall of Communism throughout Central and East Europe.
[D*MN him! . . . No, wait! The fall of Communism is supposed to be a GOOD thing! 'Cause that was, like, BAD Communism . . . as opposed to the good kind. . . .]
Excellent. Even if I still can't get his name pronounced right!
[Ask Know-it-all Nadin Brzezzzzzinssski. She can help you with them pesky Polish names.]
[No, it's more like "Leck."]
at a time when push is becoming 'shove back', Walesa arrives like a fresh, just opened XXX Super Duper Energy Drink.
[The Poler XXXpresso!]
This guy is a hard-core pro-capitalist. Why romanticize him?
Walesa knows what he's doing, what the OWS is up against and just what it will take to stick to the fight. . . . It damn near brings tears to my eyes to hear this news.
[I'm Lechrymose with joy!]
Lech Walesa! LOVE HIM. YAY!
[My hero! sigh . . .]
He is a force of solidarity that will be feared by the OWS haters. . . . Game On, Haters
[We HATE you haters! FEAR the Lech!]
[Soiledmydiapers for gladness!]
Destiny chose Lec Walesa for LEADER of Occupy the World
[The heck with just the World! Occupy Mars! Occupy Jupiter! Occupy Uranus!]
So, he's come to save capitalism... Thanks but no thanks.
[STOP IT! BE QUIET! HE'S ONE OF US!]
I have goosebumps running up and down my body.
[You have news jumps running up and down this thread. . . . As now we turn to new news from yesterday . . .]
biggovernment.com says Lech Walesa won't attend OWS
[Wha? WHA-AA?? But, but, I thought he said he was attending??]
Lech Walesa Not Attending #OccupyWallStreet in New York After Discovering Hard-Left Organizers
[Oopsie! Guess you're plain out of Lech!]
He's a pro-capitalist buddy of Thatcher and Reagan. He endorsed Repubs in the US as recently as last year and is anti-choice, among a thousand other things that should give pause to anyone at this site.
[Well, we didn't really want him here in the first place.]
His announcement of support garnered 500+ recommendations on this site, which I found sort of hilarious and sort of horrifying. . . .
[It must have been those LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]
Of course he is anti-left. He always has been.
[We NEVER liked him!]
I thought about adding a dissenting voice to that thread but quickly realized that the Walesa myth was too entrenched for the truth.
[Too entrenched! I could see it would be no use, so that's why I didn't say anything AT THE TIME. . . .]
Given Walesa fondness and respect for Reagan, I've little doubt he'd find many of the discussions and actions too far to the left. Walesa is quite conservative. . . .
[From HERO to ZERO in a few short days!]
Yeah, solidarity and all that, but Lech is a big vodka bottle full of stupid. The lumbering idiot didn't even care that Reagan told unions to f*** off. He's a big, pukey-faced homophobe. He can eat my @ss.
[Blech on Lech!]
As a fellow countryman, I hold that old skin-bag of dumb to a higher standard. He'll get no pierogi's of praise from THIS Polish-American, I can f***ing tell you that much.
[No DUmplings for you, Lech!]
that polish particle of pooped-out potato pancake. . . .
[Pied Piper Pitt would approve!]
Way to throw Lech under the bus. A week ago this guy was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
[The DUmmies are BiPoler.]
Mr. Welesa is a bigot, a right wing dimsh*t, a hypocrite and a pain in my polka today.
He's a horrible human being. The 500 recs for him last week was terrifying.