Thursday, October 25, 2007

"KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!"


And yet another DUFU edition in which I supplement the regular text DUFU with the embedded video which you can see below. A big shout out here to Freeper michigander who supplied me with this new video edition Li'l Beaver which I will be sure to use frequently in the future.

Well, impeachment fever has struck the DUmmies (and KOmmies) again even though it is politically TOO LATE to even try to attempt it. Let's see, Dennis the Menace introduces impeachment late in November and even if everything goes right (which it won't) the earliest you can start impeachment is late in the winter...right in the middle of political campaign season. Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign. However, hope will never die with the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled "KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!" They will probably be attempting to introduce Chimpeachment this time next year in order to desperately beat the clock before January 20, 2009 when President Romney is inaugurated. On a personal note, I am well familiar with the Miami Dade Kendall College campus where this impeachment video from last April was recorded. It is interesting to note that the students there are VERY apolitical so most of the BDS morons you see in the video are NOT students. Please note about 3:20 into the video when some leftwing chick chants a communist slogan in Spanish. So let us now watch the DUmmies catch the latest case of Chimpeachment fever in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Moonbat Samm Simpson for providing some great YouTube visuals of the BDS loons, is in the [brackets]:


KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!


[A BIG TURKEY DELIVERED JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! THANKS, DENNIS!]


At 9 pm New Jersey time, Tuesday, October 23rd, in a nationwide phone call to impeach organizers presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich announced he will go before the U.S. House of Representatives on a point of personal privilege to move the impeachment of Dick Cheney. Mr. Kucinich stated he will bring the impeachment forward before Thanksgiving. As soon as we learn more details we will post them immediately. NOW's the time to put pressure on all representatives, and tell them you will support only those candidates who get on board with impeachment and Dennis Kucinich's HRes 333 to impeach Cheney. CALL NOW - here are toll-free phone numbers you can use to call congressional offices in DC: 866.340.9281 - 866.338.1015 - 877.851.6437 - 800.828.0498 - 800.459.1887 - 800.614.2803 Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second - jam the capitol switchboard with our demand to restore justice and reclaim democracy. Impeach the Bush gang!


[This is even FUnnier than I thought. They can't stand for Cheney to become president so they will attempt to try to impeach him first. So this knocks the timetable for impeaching Bush all the way back to sometime next summer at the EARLIEST if everything works out just right which it won't.]


i hope dennis continues as a perpetual thorn in this cabals ass.


[You just put a smile on the face of one Ben Burch.]


I want him to be a boot with a thorn on the toecap


[And a cherry on top!]


Maybe we could also send W a truckfull of pretzels and a defective bike. Sooner or later it's bound to work.


[Feel the love!]


Something to argue about over turkey dinner!


[Argue about the Chimpeachment turkey over turkey dinner!]


Conventional wisdom says dont talk about god or politics at family gatherings. My righty relatives are gonna get a full on dose of politics this year. If DK follows through, I might even include charts and graphs in my presentation!



[LOL! I can just picture this DUmmie's family showing him the door the moment he breaks out charts and graphs while ranting like a loon at his Thanksgiving dinner.]


hell yes. My father in law won't be pleased


[Another DUmmie destined to be tossed out with the turkey bones.]


Great Dennis! But, watch the f*ck out for nancy cause she'll find a way to blow it off the Table. You know she doesn't like Dems messing with the decorum of "making pukeheads accountable"! And before Thanksgiving?! Whoa! That would be a real nice Feasty Table for so many Americans..just not nancy and her gang of beltwayians.


[Prepare to eat crow again for Thanksgiving. Freudenschade, baby!]


Shall we have a pool on which "Dem" rushes to the microphone first to condemn Kucinich?? Rahm? Nancy? Steney? Surely they can't let such an opportunity pass.


[Pete Stark because we now control him with the Rovian Mind Meld.]


Dennis doesn't back down and they have no justification for removing him. Once he's made his mind up, he sticks with it.


[Rovian Mind Control waves are already being sent in the direction of the Evil Elf. Hee! Hee!]


The various trumped up stories that he "saw a UFO" showing up here, there and yon were a pre-emptive (and meritless) attack on Kucinich's credibility.


[And don't forget the attack on Kucinich's former press secretary's credibility.]


Thank you Dennis Kucinich. You've given me some hope.
There is a lot going on right now. So many posts on DU with serious topics. It's an exciting time, if not very frightening and frustrating. It's good to know there are even very few who carry the torch of truth and justice and care.


[You forgot to mention the "speaking truth to power" cliché.]


There is far less risk in impeaching Cheney, and if successful it carries benefits almost as great as (and may readily lead to) the impeachment of Bush.


[The ULTIMATE goal which is why this whole Cheney impeachment shtick looks so ridiculous. Oh, and have you figured out the GROUNDS for impeachment yet?]


Let's shove impeachment right up Speaker Pelosi's table!

[Is that where Li'l Beaver is hiding?]


Start the process going before Thanksgiving, and maybe they can be in prison by New Year's Day, we can get out of this damn war, and start working on REAL problems, like climate change, and helping people get needed healthcare, and getting jobs back to this country. Damn the "global economy!"


[Think big. Shoot for Christmas Day.]


this isn't going anywhere. Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!


[Beep! Beep! Freudenschade, baby!]




14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second - jam the capitol switchboard with our demand to restore justice and reclaim democracy."

Hay Dummie, If the lines are jammed, how can you demand anything? Why do you need a "phoney" (Heh) protest anyways, are you too afraid to leave mommy's basement and protest in person?

BTW: While you were on hold, God called and said he wants your brains back as you don't seem using them any more.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they really this stupid?

Never mind. I withdraw the question.

Thank GOD they're this dumb. If they weren't, they might win elections once in a while. Fortunately, they can always be counted on to commit political suicide like this.

Icarsus

12:40 PM  
Blogger Beefeater said...

Dennis got the go ahead from a UFO while standing on Shirley Mclanes porch. Please nominate him.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Go Keebler Elf, Go!

1:40 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!"

Sometimes I almost feel sorry for them.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[Pete Stark because we now control him with the Rovian Mind Meld.]

The Super-Secret Rovian Mind Control device is currently set to level 6. Note that the dial goes to 11. Most super-secret mind-control devices have dials that go up to 10, but Karl Rove's goes to 11. It's one higher.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Anonymous,

Why are you posting super-double-top-secret Spinal Tap info here?!?

Now they'll be onto us for sure.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's shove impeachment right up Speaker Pelosi's table!
[Is that where Li'l Beaver is hiding?]



EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

I didnt need that!

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, I read stuff like that and get the girl giggles.
I can't help but wonder if these are real people of just a bunch of hormonal teens trying to "out stupid" the others.

Skul

6:31 PM  
Blogger Mr. Right said...

I laughed at the video until my sides hurt!

Love the "truther" about 2/3 of the way through!

But the best part of the whole video? The end credits, where you learn the loon who made the video (yes, the same one who talks at the begining) is running for Congress!!!

We need these moonbats to be made readily visible to as many swing voters and any Republicans who might even think about sitting home as humanly possible! The more people who understand how truly loony our opposition is --- and I mean LOONY --- the better off we are!

Viva le moonbats!

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beefeater said...
"Dennis got the go ahead from a UFO while standing on Shirley Mclanes porch."

LOL!! I was thinking the same thing. If he only wore his tin foil hat like a good lil moonbat; he wouldn't be making an ass of himself...more then he usally does.

Skully

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the charge is...?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0764613.html

Impeachment:
What are “High Crimes and Misdemeanors”?

Bribery and treason are among the least ambiguous reasons meriting impeachment, but the ocean of wrongdoing encompassed by the Constitution's stipulation of “high crimes and misdemeanors” is vast.

Abuse of power and serious misconduct in office fit this category, but one act that is definitely not grounds for impeachment is partisan discord.

Several impeachment cases have confused political animosity with genuine crimes.

Since Congress, the vortex of partisanship, is responsible for indicting, trying, and convicting public officials, it is necessary for the legislative branch to temporarily cast aside its factional nature and adopt a judicial role.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

So... A) What's the charge? and B) this congress will "cast aside its factional nature and adopt a judicial role"?

When pigs fly out of my...

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BDS in full display. Forget them being corraled in a 'free speech zone'. They all should be quarantened lest they continue to infect the rest of the American population.. Oops, too late.. sheesh.

3:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PJ. It's your secret admirer! WEll, it looks like you are winning! I am so excited! Now I can be your Dutchess of Blessings!

2:21 PM  

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