"General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show"

When I heard yesterday on the Rush Limbaugh show that he had picked up General Motors as a sponsor, I just KNEW it would drive the DUmmies NUts. I was proven correct as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show." What drives the Left crazy is that after their big push to contact sponsors in order to Hush Rush, a big new sponsor is ADDED to the Rush Limbaugh show. It appears that the Hush Rush game plan just isn't working. So let us now watch the DUmmies express their utter frustration in silencing Rush by hitting his sponsors in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting a big sales surge for GM, is in the [brackets]:

General Motors: A New Sponsor of the Rush Limbaugh Show

[So stripping away Rush's sponsors really seems to be working...NOT!]

Caught a little of the Pigman while at lunch. He was bragging that they have a new sponsor, General Motors. Don't know why a company like GM would want to be associated with this ass-pickle and his racist, divisive show, but...I'm glad I caught it. I'm in the market for a new car, and even though it's doubtful I'd buy one of their POS cars, this seals it.

[You weren't going to buy a GM car in the first place. Most liberals, if they have a few bucks, will drive either Mercedes or Beamers and if they lack sufficient funds, they tend to drive either rice burners or tricycles.]

I'm writing a letter to their corporate headquarters, and to all the local GM dealerships to ask if they are going to begin playing "Barrack the Magic Negro" in their showrooms. I also want to make sure they know that I'm going to encourage everyone that I know to pick another auto-maker when searching for a vehicle.

[Despite your pathetic efforts, I predict a huge SURGE in GM sales as a result of advertising on Rush.]

I particularly like the idea of asking them if they're going to play Barack the Magic Negro in their showrooms.

[No more likely than they would play the parody song of Ted Kennedy singing from underwater after driving off a bridge.]

Reverend Sharpton? You listening?

[Tawana Brawley? You listening?]

I just fired off a letter to my local GM dealership. Just put in your zip code and find a dealership near you. Most have a website and email contact address.

[DUAC! DUAC! BTW, whatever happened to all those dopey DUAC assignments that were once so prevalent in DUmmieland?]

This is a test. How many letters, e-mails, faxes and phone-calls can we generate. There are over 100,000 DU members. It would be disappointing if GM only gets a half-dozen calls.

[This is a test. It will be no more successful than all the other failed DUAC projects.]

they have been a sponsor for InSanity for quite a while even let him run their car give-away contest. at that point - no more GM autos in this household

[Even though you didn't own one in the first place.]

Rush on the other hand goes over a whole other line. He's advocated death for individuals more than once, he routinely spouts the most vile racist hate, he goes personal, very personal. Rush goes out of his way to encourage the psychos to take deadly action against the target of the day. Rush's goal is to get someone killed and bring back the "good ol' days" of lynching anyone who isn't a white "christian".

[And of course you will provide transcripts of Rush proving your wacko assertions? We'll wait until the next millenium for you to find them.]

I've noticed a lot of people calling Hannity just to ask for a Ruth's Chris gift certificate.

[Hey Sean! Could you send me a Ruth's Chris gift certificate?]

Rush is a unique situation to me because of the racism and death talk factor.

[And of course you heard Rush second and third-hand from sources like TakeBackTheMedia.]

Does GM think they'll fly under the radar sponsoring this garbage? I mean we do have the internets!

[I mean we do have the butterfly nets!]

And rightwingers are, by nature, REALLY STUPID. This was a MAJOR dumb move. I'll be writing to them as well. They think their sales have been bad lately? Just wait.

[...For GM sales to suddenly SURGE.]

ACTION ALERT - Lots of contact numbers and emails in here!!

[DUAC! DUAC!]

I wouldn't think freepers would want to have their precious lying, brainwash show be sponsored by a car company who has John Melloncamp's song playing all the time.

[Strange but I didn't notice the Freepers up in arms over this.]

I'm going to call in and tell them Takebackthemedia.com might be on the warpath again, thanks for posting. As an owner of a 1968 Chevy Impala, this makes me SICK.

[I'm going to call them and threaten them with Takebackthemedia.com.]

Good thing I don't buy cars from American car companies.

[Feel the patriotism!]

Giving me yet another reason to buy Hyundai...

[As stated above, DUmmies have a preference for rice burners over AMERICAN cars.]

Another reason to buy a Prius

[Another reason to buy a Pious.]

I will never by a GM product evey again!

[Which you never did in the first place.]

(You can now access the DUmmie FUnnies simply by typing "DUmmieFUnnies.Com" in the URL address box.)

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