Friday, March 16, 2007

"10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction"

I love the response from the Left when we show what they are really like. It consists of outrage about daring to question their patriotism. However, take a look at this PLAN put forth by Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. who WORKS in the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University. The dopey Rectenwald "Plan" basically consists of Chekhist revenge against the Republicans. May we NOW question your patriotism? Apparently this clown Rectenwald has made the rounds of the various talk shows in the past including Scarborough Country on MSNBC and Alan Colmes' radio show. What is interesting is that what Rectenwald proposes is what many university professors and media types think but dare not say (yet) in public. So let us now read of Rectenwald's BDS plan of revenge against Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Carnegie Mellon University has a psychiatric institute, is in the [brackets]



10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction


[10-Point Plan for Rebuilding your Sanity after Severe BDS Attack.]


Bush has blown up the world. Now the onus is on Democrats to say how they would put it back together. Nice move.


[Bush blowed up the world! He blowed it up real good!]


I say, resist and tell it like it is. The war and the domestic crisis are the messes that Georgie made. Here are the steps I suggest to remedy this terrible situation.


[Shrinks are standing by.]


1. Tell the people that George Bush and his friends are killers, liars, and thieves and that not only shouldn't they listen to him and them, but that they all belong in jail.


[That fairy tale is already being told in numerous leftwing blogs. In fact, that is the theme of about every other thread in DUmmieland.]


2. Get George and his friends out of the way -impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison where they belong. No more reason to be afraid of what they say, calling opposition 'cut-and-run' Democrats. Let them say it from prison and see if they can 'cut-and-run' from behind bars.


[Straight to prison. Do not pass "Go" (unneccessary trials).]


3. Get the people he deployed to the disaster out of the disaster.


[Is that you, Jack Murtha?]


4. Rebuild the US first. Rebuild the schools, roads, infrastructure, housing, education system, medical insurance and other needs neglected by the Republicans over the last eight years, as they went on their killing spree and spent all of our money.


[Should we also rebuild Carnegie Mellon University where they actually pay nutcases like you?]


5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.


[Won't there be even more Global Warming caused by the prison power needs involved in incarcerating tens of millions of EVIL Republicans?]


6. Revoke all the tax cuts made by the criminal Bush clan.


[How about if we just revoke your Carnegie Mellon salary?]


7. Remove all the "Justices" put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.


[Damn the Constitution! Full speed ahead...to Bolshevism!]


8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind.


[Were you part of the "mind-left-behind" scam?]


9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.


[That would be a dream leftwing Constitutional Amendment. Abolition of Republicans.]


10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.


[I'm wishing that your Carnegie Mellon job become a detestable relic of the past.]


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11 Comments:

Blogger Icarus said...

Well, it's official. I can no longer tell the difference between actually loony liberals and people mocking loony liberals.

The parody has become the reality.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Fuzzball said...

This is the mindset of a PhD? He gives new meaning to the phrase "Piled Higher and Deeper".

9:51 AM  
Blogger Bill C said...

Check out the book Empire by Orson Scott Card.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What would you expect from a guy named Rectumwald?

11:34 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

It's really a three-step plan:
1. Send all the people he disagrees with to the Gulag or Hell, just gas them.
2. Magic happens.
3. Paradise!

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That "plan" was sooo far out in left field I had to check on who this nut was. It had to have been a parody, right?
Wrong, that bird really is a froth-at-mouth barking moonbat. Wow.

Skul

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya know, I am starting to think that all I need to do to be a tenured collage teacher is simply start spelling badly, punctuating badly and be insane. I see all three of those requirements in all too many posts by those loons. I hope many people see this post, hell, I wish most of America would see it. This is what we are in for at the current rate of change. I can post one after another link over and over of lefties doing everything they can to take over our lives, and Republicans bending over backwards to placate them. Or is it forwards...but who am I to say what is right or wrong. I am a gun loveing hick. That by itself makes me one of the Evil Repuks.

9:39 PM  
Anonymous B.C. said...

"10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels."

Uh, Dr. Rectumwide, those "slave-holding Southern rebels" WERE Democrats. Apparently American History 101 wasn't a requirement in Dr. Deranged's doctoral curriculum.

Fuggin' idjitz.

"Calling Dr. Scream Dean, your 2008 Democrat platform is ready for pick-up. Calling Dr. Scream Dean..."

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Part II:
10-Point Plan to Rebuild the US after Bush's Destruction: Redux and Explanation --The Rec Report--By Michael Rectenwald 17 Mar 2007 In my previous Rec Report, entitled, "10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction" (for which I have received much flak and a fair number of death threats from militant right-wingers--which in itself more than vindicates much of what I wrote), I made the following two points that seem to have roused the most ire from rabid Republicans, some of whom suggested, not unsurprisingly, that my remarks constitute a contradiction.

9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Confederates. [...]

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirm worms....squirm

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

I didn't know you could get mind-altering drugs that good at Carnegie Mellon! Day-um.

9:54 AM  

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