Tom Vilsack Campaign Website About To Purge Contrary Thought
As you might remember, I presented a Christmas gift to Governor Tom Vilsack in the form of a DUmmie FUnnies ENDORSEMENT on December 25. Basically, I stated that even though I oppose almost all of Vilsack's political positions, I still endorse him for the Democrat nomination. I even presented a method in which Vilsack could quickly gain public attention in the form of him wearing the Pooh Bear, as seen above, during his public speeches. The result of such an action would mean that Vilsack's largely ignored speeches would be instantly uploaded to YouTube and viewed by millions thus getting his name known. So why would I be so good to someone with whom I disagree politically. Simple. The Democrats are going to nominate somebody for President in '08 so it might as well be somebody that the DUmmie FUnnies gets credited for helping. Good for Vilsack. Good for the DUmmie FUnnies. Win/Win.
I posted these ideas on the Tom Vilsack '08 campaign website COMMENTARY SECTION. There was some interesting back and forth between your humble correspondent and the True Believers of the Vilsack camp. Unfortunately, it now looks like much of the scintillating and entertaining commentary is about to be purged by the zealous Vilsack campaign people. Perphaps they think they are helping their candidate but the fact of the matter is I think my comments actually spiced up the commentary section and kept it from becoming a boring cheerleading section in which Vilsack can do no wrong. Therefore, this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies will dispense with its usual format and present to you below the commentary of the Vilsack Campaign Website so it can preserved for all eternity before the Big Purge takes full effect. So break out the popcorn and enjoy the entertainment below, folks...
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