Alec Baldwin Rabidly Rants Against Republicans

In case you think the only ones with extreme BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and uncontrollable hatred of Republicans are the anonymous moonbats posting on the Web, think again. I now present the case of Alec Baldwin whose full moon howlings match anything posted in DUmmieland or any of the other far left sites as you can see in his Huffingtonton Post BLOG titled, "The Embarrassed Republicans." Actually it is the Democrats who should be embarrassed to be represented by this foaming at the mouth celeb. However, I will give Baldwin credit for not even attempting to pretend to be morally outraged over the Mark Foley page scandal. Instead, Baldwin cynically admits that he is happy the scandal broke because he thinks it will help the Democrats at the polls in November. So let us now watch Baldwin's rabid barkings along with the howlings of the HUffington Post HUffies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of the rageaholic falling apart before our eyes, is in the [brackets]:

The Embarrassed Republicans

[As we watch Alec Baldwin embarrass the Democrats with his uncontrollable rage.]

Sad to think that it took the Foley situation to get the "Embarrassed Republicans" to start voicing their embarrassment. Nearly six years of lies, incompetence, lies, hate, lies, corruption, lies and war. Misguided, meaningless war that has destroyed the landscape of Iraq and the souls of the Iraqi people. And what has the war done for us, other than line the pockets of Bush, and his father's friends?

[Sorry, Alec. Heavy drinking will NOT cure BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome.]

Well, you know what they say, you can lie to the American people, take us into an ill-conceived war and subvert the Constitution in the process, but you diddle one page...and it's over. I hope it's over. I'll take the end of what Gingrich started, regardless of how we get there. If it's Mark Foley's body we step over, and hopefully Hastert's as well, then so be it.

[Thanx for dispensing with the phony pretense of moral outrage that the professional Democrats put on over the Mark Foley page scandal. At least you are honest enough to admit that this is ALL about harming the Republicans.]

DeLay may get away. Cheney. Novak. Armitage. Rumsfeld. All your crypto-facist scum, as well. Bush, too, who will have no trouble raising money from his war-profiteering friends for a library which, I would imagine, will be the most poorly attended of any in our history. That's one certainty we can see on the horizon. Bush really is the worst president in American history. I almost feel sorry for him. Talked into the whole thing by his Dad's cronies. Unskilled. Unprepared. Just a bible in one hand and a copy of the "The Prince" in the other. How many of us knew this would never come to any good? How many of us could smell this guy 500 miles away? 9/11, the most defining moment in our recent history, perhaps in all of our history because it happened while we are perceived as the lone Superpower, and Bush can't get any traction, can't get out of the mud. He's got nothing. Nothing left. Mark Foley's lewd e-mails may actually bring him down. The Embarrassed Republicans want to get this over with. If it was a show on Broadway, it would be closing. The investors want out.

[Baldwin's extreme BDS makes him rant so uncontrollably that he admits that the Foley scandal is ALL about harming Bush. BTW, this is exactly what the other Democrats think while pretending to be morally outraged over Foley.]

Unfortunately, we don't have that scenario in New York City. A story in yesterday's Times about students disrupting a speech at Columbia by the spokesman for the Minutemen group. They stormed the stage, etc. Mayor Mike "I'll Spend Even More If I Have To" Bloomberg said it was wrong to censor the speaker. This is the same great New York mayor who denied permits to protesters in Central Park during the 2004 Republican convention. No protests! During a convention! IN NEW YORK!!! I have many friends who have bought into Bloomberg's bullshit. Democrats who have forgotten the four "outer boroughs. I think Bloomberg is smart. He's a gentleman. And he's a phony. A Republican who bent over for this administration, which has done NOTHING for New York. If 9/11 happened in Houston, things would have been a lot different.

[Baldwin is so blind in his hatred for Republicans that he even rants against RINOs like Mike Bloomberg.]

In California, it seems as surreal as ever. Forget about education and skills and temperament and insight. Phil Angelides has no stock footage of him running from exploding trucks. He hasn't been seen dangling from helicopters, or snapping the necks of terrorists or aliens. Arnold has killed aliens with his bare hands. I suppose there are those who hope he will dispose of some other aliens as well. The California Democratic Party's ineptitude ought to be a lesson to the National Dems. They better start "casting." Casting the role of someone who, in the minds of media-drenched Americans, looks and sounds like a President.

[It sounds like YOU are auditioning for the role, Alec. Somehow I don't think Kim Basinger will be eager to play the role of the First Lady of Califonia. And now to hear from the other HUffies...

The investors: the oil men, the cluster bomb men, the rapture men, they'd rather have Osama bin Laden wipe out New York, LA and Chicago than have the Democrats take over in a month and investigate and procecute Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Ashcroft/Rice and the whole neoCon cabal they got so fat and sun-tanned on.

[A HUffie desperately in need of BDS treatment.]

I have a friend in California (San Francisco) who tells me that the Angelides campaign is all but dead on arrival. There were too many mistakes made during the campaign (according to my friend, there was too little support from the national Democrats), and in the recent Governor's debate, Arnold all but steamrolled over Angelides. So, now... my friend's been told that the Angelides campaign will shut down sometime next week, and all of the precinct workers will be let go. Needless to say, my friend's not happy about it, because he, and several others, worked tirelessly for the Angelides campaign, and he was shocked and angered to learn that the voter turnout in

[The Angelides campaign is flopping? BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

Well done again Alec. And we thought you were just a pretty face. BTW, YOU look Presidential. Just get yourself elected Governer of California, then run for President. It's easy. Reagan did it. Bush did it. You're smarter than both of them. You can raise the big bucks. Get into the Game!!!

[First Alec needs to get out of the Rubber Room.]

We need to start asking HOW MUCH money has the Bush family made off this war, how much money has the Cheney family made off this war ??? How much have the Bush's Saudi comprades made off this WAR. I WANT A NUMBER. That Number needs to be PUBLISHED on the fromt pasge off all of the Newspapers.

[YOU WANT A NUMBER? I'LL GIVE YOU A NUMBER! ZERO! That's how many operating brain cells you have.]

Remember... Remember... the 7th of November.

[Another Guy Fawkes weenie.]

This Foley is a creepy hypocrital blot on the landscape. But if he's buggered 100 pages it still barely rates as a misdemeanor on the Bush scale of criminality.

[The only one I know of who buggered pages is Gerry Studds who was "punished" for his deed by being re-elected over and over again by Democrats.]

why did boxer feinstein pelosi AND howard dean collude to foist such a clueless and unglamorous candidate on us??? I blame all of THEM. With all of Hollywood, they couldn't find a powerful goodlooking man?? The losses to the poor and working people will be profound, that's why I'm angry.

[Do they still have time to run Baldwin for governor? His raging rantings make for a great public freak show.]

IT IS THE MOMENT OF THE NEW WORLD TO COME TO ITS SENSES AND BECOME NEIGHBORS WHO HELP INSTEAD OF CRIMINALS WHO HELP THEMSELVES! DON'T JUST WITNESS THE END OF REPUBLICANISM!

BE A PART OF DESTROYING THAT BACKWARD PHILOSOPHY AND WRITING IT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AS THE PAST! ALONG WITH THE ASSYRIANS, GANGUS KAHN, NERO, NAPOLEON, HITLER, AND BUSH!

[Does this mean no civilized discourse going into the elections?]

Having sex with a page was more or less the last straw for many Americans.

[So why did they wait 11 years before throwing out the Democrats from Congress after finding out that Gerry Studds had sex with a page?]

I'll vote for Alec even if it comes out during the campaign that he's not a virgin.

[How about if it comes out during the campaign that he's not sane?]

I agree with your assessment of the future outcome for Bush and his fellow crooks. Also, good luck in your fight with Kim Basinger. No double she is being paid off by the GOP to harass you, because you surely do pose a threat to them.

[So that is why Alec abused Kim. He found out she was a Secret Rovian Agent.]

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! 2006 MID-TERM ELECTION IS THE LAST OPPORTUNITY TO GET GEORGE W.BUSH IMPEACHED. IT CANNOT BE DONE WITHOUT HAVING A DEMOCRATICALLY RUNNED CONGRESS. ONE ASPECT WE MUST BE CONSCIOUS OF IS THAT GEORGE W. BUSH IS A LAME-DUCK AND HE CAN DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE NEXT TWO YEARS WITH IMPUNITY. IF EVERY ONE OF US DOESN'T GET OUT THE VOTE OUR OPPORTUNITY TO GET REVENGE ON THE REPUBLICAN PLUTOCRACY WILL BE LOST IN NOVEMBER.IF WE DO NOT ACHIEVE OUR OBJECTIVE THEN WE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN VERY COMMITTED TO OUR GOAL.GOOD POST ALEX!!!

[Is that you, John Conyers?]

If Alec Baldwin runs for and wins a Senate or Rep race, I want to make application to be an intern, a page or something...pleasepleaseplease.

[According to Kim, Alec gets his kicks out of loads of sadism. Enjoy your internship!]

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