Thursday, June 30, 2005

DUmmie FUnnies 06-30-05 ("Screw 2008! The World Can't Wait!")

DUmmie frustration with the EVIL BUSH REGIME has gone from blind anger to flat out treason as you can see in this non-constitutional call for the overthrow of the government in this THREAD titled, “Screw 2008! The World Can't Wait!” This treasonous rant by DUmmie repeater138 recognizes that the Left CAN’T win at the polls and that impeachment is an impossibility so the solution for them is to OVERTHROW the government. No pretenses about going through any sort of electoral process to initiate change. Since the rant of DUmmie repeater138 is so long, this entire DUFU edition will be devoted to this plea for treason. The impotent pleas for the overthrow of the ELECTED government by DUmmie repeater138 is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering when this DUmmie’s rantings become part of the Democrat Party platform, is in the [brackets]:

Screw 2008! The World Can't Wait!

The World Can't Wait! Drive Out the Bush Regime!

The World Can't Wait!

Drive Out the Bush Regime!


Mobilize for November 2, 2005


Your government, on the basis of outrageous lies, is waging a murderous and utterly illegitimate war in Iraq, with other countries in their sights.

[Andorra is next on our invasion list.]

Your government is openly torturing people, and justifying it.

[Is that you, Dick Durbin?]

Your government puts people in jail on the merest suspicion, refusing them lawyers, and either holding them indefinitely or deporting them in the dead of night.

[I grieve over the loss of Miranda Rights for Al Qaeda terrorists.]

Your government is moving each day closer to a theocracy, where a narrow and hateful brand of Christian fundamentalism will rule.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

Your government suppresses the science that doesn’t fit its religious, political and economic agenda, forcing present and future generations to pay a terrible price.

[Yeah. The government has just ruled that the laws of electro-magnetism are now illegal.]

Your government is moving to deny women here, and all over the world, the right to birth control and abortion.

[The Chinese will be surprised to learn that.]

Your government enforces a culture of greed, bigotry, intolerance and ignorance.

[It’s called the Hollywood Culture.]

People look at all this and think of Hitler – and they are right to do so. The Bush regime is setting out to radically remake society very quickly, in a fascist way, and for generations to come. We must act now; the future is in the balance.

[Oh Fatherland, Fatherland,
Show us the sign
Your children have waited to see.
The morning will come
When the world is mine.
Tomorrow belongs to me!]

Millions and millions are deeply disturbed and outraged by this. They recognize the need for a vehicle to express this outrage, yet they cannot find it; politics as usual cannot meet the enormity of the challenge, and people sense this.

[Speaking of deeply disturbed, DUmmie repeater138. Could you give us the long list of meds you are taking? Obviously they are NOT working.]

There is not going to be some magical “pendulum swing.” People who steal elections and believe they’re on a “mission from God” will not go without a fight.

[Diebold. The Gift that keeps on Giving.]

There is not going to be some savior from the Democratic Party. This whole idea of putting our hopes and energies into “leaders” who tell us to seek common ground with fascists and religious fanatics is proving every day to be a disaster, and actually serves to demobilize people.

[Don’t despair. There is always Dennis Kucinich. The Evil Elf is tanned, rested, and ready.]

But silence and paralysis are NOT acceptable. That which you will not resist and mobilize to stop, you will learn – or be forced – to accept. There is no escaping it: the whole disastrous course of this Bush regime must be STOPPED. And we must take the responsibility to do it.

[Trust me, DUmmie repeater138. On November 2, your fat ass will be parked all day in front of a glowing computer screen in the dark basement corner of your parents’ house.]

And there is a way. We are talking about something on a scale that can really make a huge change in this country and in the world. We need more than fighting Bush’s outrages one at a time, constantly losing ground to the whole onslaught. We must, and can, aim to create a political situation where the Bush regime’s program is repudiated, where Bush himself is driven from office, and where the whole direction he has been taking society is reversed. We, in our millions, must and can take responsibility to change the course of history.

[I believe the correct term for that “political situation” you are advocating via treasonous means is called “Bolshevism.”]

To that end, on November 2, the first anniversary of Bush’s “re-election”, we will take the first major step in this by organizing a truly massive day of resistance all over this country. People everywhere will walk out of school, they will take off work, they will come to the downtowns and town squares and set out from there, going through the streets and calling on many more to JOIN US. They will repudiate this criminal regime, making a powerful statement: “NO! THIS REGIME DOES NOT REPRESENT US! AND WE WILL DRIVE IT OUT!”

[I’m sure this will be just as successful as NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY.]

November 2 must be a massive and public proclamation that WE REFUSE TO BE RULED IN THIS WAY. November 2 must call out to the tens of millions more who are now agonizing and disgusted. November 2 will be the beginning – a giant first step in forcing Bush to step down, and a powerful announcement that we will not stop until he does so – and it will join with and give support and heart to people all over the globe who so urgently need and want this regime to be stopped.

[Translation: Dozens of DUmmies will register their protest on November 2 by posting angry messages in DUmmieland.]

This will not be easy. If we speak the truth, they will try to silence us. If we act, they will to try to stop us. But we speak for the majority, here and around the world, and as we get this going we are going to reach out to the people who have been so badly fooled by Bush and we are NOT going to stop.

[You will be silenced by the wall of laughter caused by your Drama Queen antics.]

The point is this: history is full of examples where people who had right on their side fought against tremendous odds and were victorious. And it is also full of examples of people passively hoping to wait it out, only to get swallowed up by a horror beyond what they ever imagined. The future is unwritten. WHICH ONE WE GET IS UP TO US.

[Fear not. Your reservation for the Ezra Pound Loony Bin Cage has been confirmed.]

These next two months are crucial. The call you are reading has to get out to millions right away – on the internet, passed out as flyers in communities, published as ads in newspapers. DO NOT WAIT!! GET ORGANIZED!! If you agree with this statement, add your name to it!!! And do more than that: send it to friends, get them to sign it, organize a meeting, take it to your church, your school, your union, your health club, your barber shop, to concerts and libraries and family gatherings, everywhere you go. Raise money, lots of money. Get people together, make plans to be there on November 2, and to build for it. GET IN TOUCH WITH US AT OUR WEBSITE,

[Take it to your mental ward, your crack house, your dark, lifeless basement, everywhere you go. BTW, I went to your website and I congratulate you on your sneaky way of causing mass blindness with that yellow lettering on light blue background layout.]

The world can’t wait! Drive out the Bush Regime! Mobilize for November 2!

Initiating signers of this call include:

Margot Harry
C. Clark Kissinger
Travis Morales
Sunsara Taylor

[I’m shocked that the name of Ward Churchill is not on that list but at least you got plenty of other well known celebs to sign on to your lunacy.]


Blogger anonymous4401 said...

Wow, they're getting more and more hilariously wacky by the day!

Anyways, I think your April archives are broken. Or I can't find that edition about when the DUmmies were playing eschatologist and were connecting Reagan, Bush Sr., and Bush Jr. with the Antichrist, Satan, and the False Prophet. I really wanted to show that to someone.

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Blogger JannyMae said...

Good heavens! What next from these loonies? Sunsara, whose, "signature," is on there, I've heard of. She's an avowed Communist!

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ROTFLMAO!!! I thought these wackos would be concentrating on the G8 conference.

However, I think the left is perfectly capable of violence. It would not surprise me if this crap event on Nov. 2 turns into firebombings and vandalism. They seem to be slowly escalating their BS.

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