Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Sucker DUmmies Rush to Donate $2.4 Million MORE for WI Recount

Suckers. There's one born every minute in DUmmieland. And with the latest Jill Stein scam they are proving to be incredibly gullible suckers, especially after being so brutally scammed by BBV Bev Harris a dozen years ago. This time Stein has claimed that she has received almost $7 million in donations for recounts in three states. Okay, so Wisconsin just sent the recount bill to Jill and now she is whining that she doesn't have the money and has asked her supporters to send her $2.4 million MORE by the deadline today at 5:30 PM EST. So who would be so stupid as to send her more money? DUMMIES!!!

You can read the account of their total gullibility in this thread, Wisconsin just upped their fee to recount from 1.1 million to 3.5 MILLION -trying to block recount. So let us now watch the DUmmies plunge to the depths of total stupidity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding them that Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president, is in the [brackets]:

Wisconsin just upped their fee to recount from 1.1 million to 3.5 MILLION -trying to block recount

[Hey, no problem. Jill Stein told us she has almost $7 million in donations. More than enough to cover the bill.]

Guess we all need to donate a little more!!! Sounds like Wisconsin really is fearful of a recount. From Jill on Facebook:

[Hurry! Hurry! You have only a few hours left to send $2.4 million to Jill. Hurry. Oh, and now let us read Jill's Facebook message to her reliable suckers...]

Friends, I have an important message to you. We need your help to stand up to the powerful forces trying to block our recounts campaign for citizen democracy. We received word yesterday that the final estimate for the filing fee for the recount in Wisconsin is $3.5 million—an outrageous cost increase from the initial estimate of $1.1 million that was given to us by WI state elections officials based on the last statewide recount. But thanks to over 130,000 small-dollar donors like you, we have enough money in hand to pay this fee and move forward with the recount!

[Oh, good. You have enough money. I guess we can relax.]

I’ll be coming live to you on Facebook later today to discuss this new development and where we need to go from here. Despite the outrageous obstacles being thrown in our way, we are determined to keep standing up for democracy and for a voting system that we can trust. Please tune in then.

[Where you need to go? How about going to pay the recount bill, Jill? You just said you have enough money on hand to pay the fee.]

We stand by our commitment to verify that the vote in Wisconsin was accurate and secure and this exorbitant cost will not deter us. While this excessive fee places an undue burden on our efforts, we are committed to paying this cost in order to ensure that the voting in Wisconsin was accurate. It is another sign of a democracy in crisis that ordinary citizens must pay so steep a price in order to assure the validity of our votes. The grassroots demand for a recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania will not be stopped, and we look forward to working with the Elections Commissions in Wisconsin and the other states to see this through. We will be alerting recount advocates that we must now raise an additional $2.4 million dollars to cover this new extraordinary burden in Wisconsin. In doing so, we are committed to ensuring that a secure vote should not come at such an unconscionable cost. As citizens in a democracy, it should be our right.

[But...but Jill. You just said that you have enough to pay for the Wisconsin recount but now you are asking for $2.4 million MORE to cover the bill? I don't get it but not to worry, DUmmies will be rushing to send you more bucks.]

Greg Palist was on Randi Rhodes yesterday saying he thought the recount would reverse the vote in W. He said he is in touch with Jill's lawyers - I think they know way more than we know.

[Randi Rhodes who also enabled scam artist BBV Bev Harris. What they know is who are easy marks to scam again...namely DUmmies.]

For the same reason that everyone has to pay to protect their Civil Rights. I remember a song from long ago, from a troop of singers. They would come out with their opener, "Freedom isn't Free." And they're right. This country talks about Civil Right in the abstract. But, in the concrete, real world, our American Rights have been privatized. You want them? You'll have to pay a lawyer, eventually, in order to exercise them.

[Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now pay more sucker.]

Even if some of us don't trust Jill Stein. This may be our only hope...I plan to donate more later today when I get home from work.

[LOL! You don't trust Jill Stein so your conclusion is to SEND HER MORE MONEY!!!

Where is the direct link to the donate page?

[Just click on the SUCKER button.]

it's really disingenuous of Jill Stein to claim that they don't have the money. They're raised nearly $7 million already to fund the recounts in WI/MI/PA and associated legal fees, which is more than enough to cover this new increased fee up front. Honestly, this massive hypocrisy is why she gained no traction - she accuses other candidates of being disingenuous (using the same "proof" that the GOP has been pushing for 40 years), then turns around and does exactly the thing she just accused someone else of.


Monday, November 28, 2016

DUmmies Blame Bernie for Victory of Mango Mussolini

The DUmmies, now in extreme grief mode, are looking for excuses as to why their inevitable winner, Hillary, LOST the election. As a result they are now lashing out at Bernie Sanders. They now blame him for the victory of the "Mango Mussolini" as one of them so creatively labeled Donald Trump. If they want to play the blame game they should also blame Bernie for completely discrediting DUmmieland. His candidacy caused a huge rift in DUmmieland where over 90% of the DUmmies enthusiastically supported him over corrupt kleptocrat Hillary. As a result, Skinner, who was paid off with Clinton Cash via his wife and Hillary campaign treasurer Shelly Moskwa, banned the Bernie supporters thus stripping DUmmieland of most of its lunatic base. All he had left were mostly Soros-paid Hillary trolls but since election day even those shills are gone. The really serious leftwing DUmmies have long since split for JackPineRadicals.com aka Jackals.

Meanwhile the the few deflated DUmmies that are left in DUmmieland continue to blame Bernie for their woes as you can see in this thread, How Bernie's campaign contributed to Trump's win. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame their electoral woes upon Bernie Sanders in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how Skinner will make house payments now that his Clinton Cash pipeline has been shut down, is in the [brackets]:

How Bernie's campaign contributed to Trump's win.

[And Skinner's yuuuuge financial loss.]

He didn't intend it that way, but that's how it turned out.

[Thank you, Bernie Sanders! Will he be invited to the inauguration of the Mango Mussolini?]

Bernie correctly identified many of the economic problems facing this country. The problem is, his diagnosis was wrong. He blamed it on "the establishment", whereas the actual blame lies with the GOP.

[Yeah, the establishment is always good when run by Democrats.]

Bernie had a very progressive campaign platform, but what he didn't mention is that most of what he was advocating were things that Obama has been pushing for for the last 8 years, but were blocked by the GOP. Instead of focusing on who the actual enemies of progress are, Bernie made the enemy the "establishment," blurring the lines between the GOP, the Dems, Goldman Sachs, etc.

And it was a very good campaign tactic. Other than Obama himself, few people were more easy to tie to the "establishment" than Hillary. If Bernie had been honest, and said that Hillary, like Obama, has been fighting for progressive causes for years, but with the House in GOP hands there is an inherent limit on what can be accomplished, he wouldn't gotten nearly the votes that he did.

[Fighting for progressive causes by charging $300,000 a pop speaking a few minutes to the Wall Street crowd.]

So instead he went for the simplistic and inaccurate anti-establishment message, which played perfectly into Trump's hands during the general. The main thrust of his message and Trump's were basically the same: everything is wrong, and it's the "establishment's" fault.

Beyond helping Trump become president, crude "anti-establishment" messages are problematic for Democrats in broader ways. The federal government is the "establishment", and the Democratic Party wants the federal government to do more, not less, to help people. We want more environmental and financial regulations. A stronger social safety net. Expanded access to education. If the "establishment", and therefore the government, is made to be the enemy, then these government programs end up being smeared by association.

[At least this DUmmie identifies the federal government as the establishment. An establishment which along with the Democrat party rewards pay for play crony capitalism. Now on to more Bernie bashing from the rest of the DUmmies...]

"crude "anti-establishment" messages are problematic for Democrats in broader ways. The federal government is the "establishment", and the Democratic Party wants the federal government to do more, not less, to help people. We want more environmental and financial regulations. A stronger social safety net. Expanded access to education. If the "establishment", and therefore the government, is made to be the enemy, then these government programs end up being smeared by association."

[How dare the Inner Party be challenged!!!]

I think he knows he was part of why we have President Trump. Sure, in interviews he says that he had nothing to do with Trump winning, but he knows he did. What else is he going to say? He was the one who turned young (white) lefties against Hillary, with his empty anti-establishment rhetoric.

[Thank you, Bernie Sanders!!!]

We do know the DNC played a direct hand in his loss of the nomination. Bernie's intentions were to win, and he may have had the deck not been stacked against him.

[That would have gotten you Tombstoned before election day but now Skinner desperately needs any DUmmie to stay and not defect to the Jackals.]

Kaine was such a bad choice. Reinforced the message Hillary represented the old guard, and business as usual. She should never run again.

[Don't worry, she won't run again unless Dr. Frankenstein can bring new life to that walking corpse.]

I thought Kaine a very odd choice. Maybe she thought she needed a saintly man to balance Bill. Being bilingual really wasn't necessary. Finding someone youthful and engaging might have helped. But who? Who is out there?

[How about former governor Abs of Maryland? He is still working out on the barbells. And there is also Pocahontas and Giggles waiting in the wings.]

She wanted a moderate white male. That he spoke Spanish was a bonus. I was disappointed with her selection. I wanted her to pick a relatively young person of color.

[Such as Julian Castro who does NOT speak Spanish?]

Weaver went negative and made Bernie go negative. Unfounded personal attacks. He insinuated she was corrupt. He said she was not qualified to be President.

[And he was RIGHT! FUn Fact: Jeff Weaver owns one of the best comic book collections out there.]

And you are still wondering why we lost??? How about accepting the weakness of our actual nominee, instead of finding any lame excuse to blame her primary election opponent, like blaming him for having an "inaccurate" message?

[Yeah, nominating a corrupt klepto candidate under FBI investigation for revealing the nation's secrets is not a particularly good idea.]

Had it been Bernie vs Trump in the GE... would we be having a President-Elect Sanders right now?

[No. Mango Mussolini would have won by even more electoral votes.]

Democrats chose to run an establishment candidate while the Republicans did not. The fact that Bernie was anything more than a fringe candidate should have set off warning bells at the DNC, but instead of listening to what was going on they kept putting their thumbs on the scales for Hillary. Now they wonder why the anti-establishment wave of voters who were excited to support Bernie weren't excited to vote for Hillary? On top of that, as qualified as she was, she had way too much baggage as evidenced by her dismal approval ratings going into the election. No it wasn't fair and was from years and years of baseless smears, but there was no way that was going to be rectified in a single election season. I think Biden could have won even though he'd be considered "establishment", simply because he didn't have her negatives.

[Plugs has too many embarrassing videos out there of him "handling" young girls for him to have won. Oh, and he also supported the TPP which is a big vote killer.]

Where did the 650K cash come from for their new home after finally conceding the election? Hm?

[Bernie's Beach House came from supporting Hillary in the general election.]

Bernie worked his butt off trying to campaign for Hillary. Near the end of the campaign trail he was going to 3-4 places all for Hillary. He truly did everything he could do to help Hillary win.

[Bernie definitely earned his Beach House.]

We blew the best chance we've had in 2016 to right this country and now we wonder if we'll ever recover.

[On the upside, Bernie now has a nice Beach House. Would you like to spend a Weekend At Bernie's?]

Hillary is to blame too. Too much baggage, not enough stage charisma. Which is too bad, she would have been a great president.

[We pause here for an incredible FUn Fact. Do any of you out there wonder why Hillary's large Magic Pen guy who hovered around here all during the campaign suddenly disappeared after her speech in Daytona Beach in towards the end of the campaign? Well, your humble correspondent is the reason. I was uploading pics of the Magic Pen Guy appearing next to her on Twitter and after a while I think they got embarrassed about the attention I gave him. Check out #MagicPenGuy.]

The DNC corrupted the process and the results are now evident for all to see. The DNC poisoned them selves without any help from Bernie. Now we can all rot in hell for it with Trump at the controls.

[All bow down to your new overlord, the Mango Mussolini!]

Circular firing squad is so...typical. It's blame Bernie here, who's next? Anyone but Hillary, her campaign, and the DNC, apparently.

[I blame Skinner who was corrupted by Clinton Cash which completely discredited DUmmieland in the eyes of the left.]

The problem is capitalism. The Democrats are a pro-capitalist party.

[More accurately, the Democrats are a pro-crony capitalist party. Pay to play, baby!]

who let all the pinebaggers back in here?

[A cheap shot at the JackPineRadicals aka Jackals. Those are mainly former DUmmies who were exiled from DUmmieland by Skinner who was paid off to do that by Clinton Cash.]

Bernie had nothing to do with her defeat. It lies solely on her shoulders

[I'm also blaming Clinton Cash recipient Skinner.]

The polls were wrong, as proved by Hillary losing. She was ahead in nearly all of them.

[And the DUmmies completely believed in Hillary's "inevitable" victory due to those wrong polls.]

It's about the woman who won the primary and lost the election. What we needed was a bigger back bench and more options. But we didn't have that because as soon as Hillary lost the 2008 primary, the DNC had no focus other than getting Hillary Clinton the Democratic nomination.

[It was her turn, DAMMIT!!!]

I walked around not thinking that HRC was part of the establishment, but thinking she was brillianthard worker, uniquely qualified, and awesome in many ways!

[Was that you sobbing at the Javits Center on Election Night?]

Friday, November 25, 2016

DUmmies Place Faith in Recount Blue Fairy

Bev Harris, I mean Jill Stein, is only $10 away from making Hillary Clinton president. If that sounds familiar it is because the DUmmies are now falling for the same scam as Bev Harris performed after the 2004 election when John Kerry was supposedly only $10 away from being elected president. Only substitute Jill Stein for Bev Harris and Hillary for Kerry and you have the 2016 update. The end result is that the DUmmies will become just as disappointed now as in 2004 which is why it is so great they they once again have their hopes up. Of course, this recount is going NOWHERE as you can see in the Washington Post ARTICLE by Philip Bump who is actually very anti-Trump. However, even he can see how absurd the current calls for recounts are.

Meanwhile the typically naive DUmmies are worshipping the Recount Blue Fairy as you can see in their THREAD, "BREAKING: Green Party's Jill Stein to Seek Hand 'Recounts', Forensic Tabulator Audits in WI, MI, PA." This is but one of a number of similar Recount Blue Fairy threads in DUmmieland. The great news is that the inevitable disappointment by the DUmmies of being scammed once again will provided yet more comedy gold. So let us now watch the DUmmies pray to the Recount Blue Fairy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what Jill Stein will do with all that new disposable cash she is scamming from DUmmie suckers, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING: Green Party's Jill Stein to Seek Hand 'Recounts', Forensic Tabulator Audits in WI, MI, PA

[BREAKING: DUmmies falling for SAME scam again.]

The Green Party's 2016 Presidential candidate Jill Stein is announcing her intention to seek a "recount of votes in the battleground states of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania." The campaign's press release, posted in full below, cites "a multi-partisan effort to check the accuracy of the machine-counted vote tallies in these states in order to ensure the integrity of our elections."

[Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president so send more money NOW!]

If Stein has extra money, she should request a Florida recount too. Early voting reports showed a shift away from Trump. I don't believe the results.

[Oh, Jill Stein is going to have extra money alright but the only way Florida comes into it is to pay for her luxury resort vacation in the Keys.]

I wonder what will happen If hacks can be proven, but vote totals aren't actually confirmable?

[It means you must send MORE money to Jill Stein. More! MORE!]

I'm surprised by the number of people on DU that are suddenly Jill fans

[No surprise that they have become Jill suckers.]

Agree, no fan of Jill Stein, but glad her org is leading this recount effort... ...I donated $20 to the cause. Best this single mom can do.

[Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president so you must give $20 more.]

I want a recount. If donating to a fundraiser organized by Jill Stein that aims to do this will get us to that goal, then I will do it, and hope for the best. I'm not giving Jill Stein my support, nor my vote. I'm giving her recount efforts a few dollars. I am reminded of that old saying: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

[I am reminded of that old saying: "A sucker is born every minute."]

There's no downside as far as I can tell. Good on Jill

[No downside to the comedy gold you DUmmies will be providing via your inevitable disappointment in a few days.]

I came to this thread to say the same thing: What about Florida? I have no faith in their vote count

[Too late. Vote count already certified in Florida. But...another $10 might change things there.]

No one can get a FL recount, period. The returns were certified this past Tuesday.

[KILLJOY!!! But send more money.]

All money raised goes toward recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. We hope to do recounts in all three states. If we only raise sufficient money for two, we will demand recounts in two states. If we only raise enough money for one, we will demand a recount in one state.

[All money raised goes towards a recount of Jill's bank account.]

Does Stein know that unless a recount is done in all 3 states, Trump will still be POTUS?

[Of course, that's why she is going thru the MOTIONS of filing for recounts and all leftover money goes to her account. You don't actually expect refunds?]

She is willing to file for recounts in all 3 states IF Americans donate enough money, but said she will take it on a state-by-state basis. If she gets enough money for one state, she will do that, if two states, she will do that, and if three states, she will do that. Her goal is election integrity, exposing the problems, NOT necessarily changing the outcome. That would seem to be a side effect from her point of view.

[Her goal is raising money. PERIOD.]

I donated

[And another sucker was born.]

I want to believe in Jill Steins efforts, but tell me you don't feel that continued gap in your stomach. There was so much resistance to giving things a second look in 2000 and 2004 and now we are headed for a recount at breakneck speed. We are getting what we want and it still doesn't feel right.

[That familiar sick feeling in your stomach that you are being scammed yet again.]

Whatever happens we are in new and dangerous territory. I am glad, if worse comes to worse, that I am a 4-5 hour drive to Ontario. Hope it never comes to that but the future is as fuzzy as ever in the US.

[If the recount doesn't pan out, then pack your bags immediately and drive due north to Ontario.]

I'm calling it. PA flips blue.

[PA is just $10 away from flipping blue.]

Wednesday, November 23, 2016


DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind the scenes Clinton Cash scams. Unfortunately for him, the unhypnotized DUmmies not buying into his Clinton Cult split and they won't be coming back. Also not coming back are the Soro-paid Hillary trolls they kept his site going after the Bernie walkout last June.

The good news is that in defeat, the DUmmies are now providing EXCELLENT comedic entertainment again starting with the hilariously desperate Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS! Yeah, the DUmmies now thing they could be only 24 business hours away from overturning the election results IF ONLY Hillary would help. Sorry, DUmmie, but help is NOT on the way. Therefore expect another huge DUmmie meltdown on December 19 when the electoral college cast their votes to enter the Trumpocalypse. I'm expecting great things from the DUmmies at that time. Meanwhile, let us now watch the DUmmies agonize in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets].


[Only the Pantsuits can save us now!!!]

We never gave up on you; please do not give up on us! This election smells fishy to everyone! Wisconson, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are showing some serious signs of election tampering! Two of those states had senate seats that were guaranteed to go to Democrats!

[Yes! Those always reliable exit polls showed it was guaranteed!]

Those fuckers are stealing this election, do not let them do it! For America's sake, even DU was hacked! Fight, fight!

[More like DU was hucked by huckster Skinner scamming for money to replace his lost Clinton Cash. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]

Did you send this to her? If you have her email address I would love to have it. I want to send her a similar letter.

[Maybe you could have it delivered to her via bike messenger in Chappaqua?]

Can the Justice Department call for a recount if they suspect improprieties?

[A reminder: Justice Department soon to be headed by Jeff Sessions. How's that for change?]

President Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Biden etc have...privately looked at this, in my opinion. What they need would be some solid evidence, local lawmakers to follow suit, and media attention. Republicans are very much in charge, so the battle would be uphill and they would delay anything until after Trump is sworn-in. Still, this is worth investigating. The hacking of DU, where people would be following issues of tampering, is suspicious.

["Trump is sworn-in." That will be another great day to watch the DUmmieland meltdown...AFTER I attend the Coral Springs Wings Plus Trump Inauguration Party.]

We already have proof of election rigging in Wisconsin with the federal courts decision that republican gerrymandering here is unconstitutional. Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party's dominance over another. That IS rigging in its most obtuse form. So, yeah, lets go. We need to get not only our heads out of the sand, we need to get our asses in gear.

[A DUmmie too stupid to know that statewide presidential election results have absolutely NOTHING to do with gerrymandering.]

I have defended Democrats strongly. Those in the Senate now will be put to the test. They must filibuster every single thing and do all they can to block and obstruct the Republicans. It is time to quit being gentlemanly. Surely they know that from the last 6 years.

[Should they also hold their breaths while jumping up and down?]

Weimar Democrats may doom the world to another enormous body count.

[I think a certain Weiner Democrat already doomed you.]

It is not just a election,between climate change and nukes at that madmans fingers the fate of the planet literally is in question.

[Skinner's bank account has already been targeted.]



Unfortunately, Hillary is not going to challenge the election results. Heck, most Democratic Politicians seems to think it is business as usual with Trump and don't seem to understand that the next fascist/nazi has been elected. And they have a horrible history of caving to the Republicans.

[Kneel before Zod!!!]

Do we deserve the destruction of a Mango Mussolini 4 years? Do we really?

[Mango Mussolini. LOL! I gotta remember that one.]

I had really hoped this place would be a little more introspective and realistic about what went wrong once it was back up, but it's pretty clear we are back to "Hillary cannot fail, she can only be failed."

[You are completely unrealistic if you ever thought the DUmmies could ever be realistic.]

Support, foster, encourage, and nominate candidates who are so inspiring that it couldn't even be close enough to steal

[Nominating a corrupt candidate under FBI investigation wasn't exactly a great idea]

When there is real evidence, then we can do something.

[Until then you must kneel before the Mango Mussolini.]

They stole it and all we need is to expose it.

[Hey! Real simple.]

Friday, November 18, 2016

"With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In"

FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!! Perhaps the ultimate Freudenschade.

Well, DUmmieland is now DOWN ever since their Election Day Disaster. They are BLAMING a hacker but I don't buy it. More than likely it is just a complete mental meltdown there especially since Skinner is in a state of grief over the loss of his Clinton Cash flow. Only paying Star Members are now allowed over the DUmmieland Wall. Fortunately, a Conservative Cave mole is a Star Member and is sending back reports from DUmmieland in extreme grief. One of his reports comes to us from just a day before the election with this bit of extreme Freudenschade GLOATING by DUmmie TheMastersNemesis.

As Rush Limbaugh once said, when the Left loses power they are funny. And when the DUmmies lose power they are absolutely HILARIOUS. When DUmmieland is back up and running again, I shall return to chronicling their grief striken HILARITY on a more regular basis but in the meantime, enjoy DUmmie TheMastersNemesis Freudenschade gloat just before the election. Little did he know that he was posting a comedy classic:

Mon Nov 7, 2016, 01:34 AM
TheMastersNemesis (6,071 posts)

With A Hillary Win Looking Forward To Rubbing It In. Putting As Much Salt On The Wound As Possible

I simply will not be a gracious winner. I want to see these bastards as miserable as possible. I am so pissed that they would put a complete homicidal maniac in the White House.

Being put through such a horrible campaign has to have consequences. God knows what kind of shit we would be drug through should they win this thing.