Thursday, May 02, 2013

DUmmies Make Excuses For Obama's Helplessness

Take a look at the series of photos above. It is Lyndon Johnson giving the "Johnson Treatment" to Senator Theodore Green in order to extract a vote from him. Now try to imagine Barack Obama leaning in to a senator or congressman to obtain the same result. It's laughable to even imagine something like that. Obama just doesn't have the inclination for close quarter politicking that is necessary to pass desired legislation. I was thinking about this just a little while ago after reading this Commentary ARTICLE, "The Un-Lyndon Johnson," about how Obama hates the political process in stark contrast to Lyndon Johnson who CONSTANTLY worked on legislators...not just during infrequent phony "charm offensives." Now, I don't agree with much of Johnson's legislation which added expensive new government programs but you have to admire the guy's persistence. Contrast that with Obama who obviously detests the necessary art of politics (btw, have you noticed that the Bamster's Oval Office desk NEVER has any paperwork on it?). However, the true believers in DUmmieland can't bring themselves around to admitting that Obama is a flop in the nuts and bolts politics of the presidency as you can see in this THREAD, "WHY CAN'T PRESIDENT OBAMA GET ANYTHING DONE!!?1!!" Before you read the DUmmies making lame excuses for Obama's incompetence, I urge you to listen to this AUDIO of LBJ practically twisting Senator Richard Russell's arm out of joint to put him on the Warren Commission despite his flat out refusal to do so. So let us now watch the DUmmies make excuses for Obama's utter incompetence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the recent FAILED (thank goodness) gun control bill could have passed the Senate if not for Obama's reluctance to work directly on the Senators, is in the [barackets]:



Because there is a Republican majority in the House of Representatives and a stupid filibuster rule in the Senate, where Democrats have a small majority.

[So how was Ronald Reagan ever able to pass his tax cut bill in 1981? Maybe it was because he didn't treat the legislators like they had the plague?]

We can fix that. We can fix that, if we really, really want to. It's up to us. We can fix it, or we can complain about it for another three years. I vote for fixing it.

GOTV 2014!

[Sorry but history is NOT on your side. The midterm elections in the second term of presidents are almost NEVER favorable for them and the ineptness of the current White House occupant will make things even worse. Now on to the other lame DUmmie excusess for Obama's incompetence.....]

Obama, himself, needs to hold some face to face meetings with these people or at least set up some real time conference videos with specially set up town hall meetings where the people come and ask their questions and get direct answers from the President if only through teleconferencing. This administration is just not active enough.

[Too much work for The One. Next suggestion?]

WHY don't we have people who are willing to be more devious?

[Oh, I think you have a plethora of that type.]

Problem -- Harry Reid and Senate

[Yeah, it is a little tough when your senate leader has all the charm of a gloomy undertaker.]

Obama's relationship with Congress is bad because he wasn't in Congress very long and doesn't really understand how it works. Also, Obama has surrounded himself at the White House with a lot of smart guys who are mostly interested in themselves. He has only a very small number of long-term friends who will support him through thick or thin.

[Sounds like all his close friends are flunkies.]

Yep we need to start thinking 2014. It's the only answer

[Reserve the Rubber Room for November 2014 for DUmmie flamingdem.]

I thought he had a majority in the house a while back. So what would be the dif now?

[Maybe he won't waste all his time trying to pass a massive unworkable piece of legislation aka ObamaCare.]

Poor, poor President Obama, so helpless, except when he decides he doesn't want to be.

[He's very decisive in his Final Four picks.]

GOTV = Get Out The Vaseline (and grab your ankles).

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

VOTE f*ck a vote. Is my entire life span f*cking nothing. 60 f*cking years, where's the land of opportunity. Where is the "land of the free". My f*cking vote means nothing because some rich mother f*cker can BUY my spineless greedy candidate AFTER he is in office. How much f*cking longer do I have to live to see this so called DEMOCRACY correct itself. Or would it be long enough if I lived another 100 years.

[Put On A Happy Face by
Gray skies are gonna clear up,
Put on a happy face;
Brush off the clouds and cheer up,
Put on a happy face.
Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy,
It's not your style;
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
Ya' decide to smile!
Pick out a pleasant outlook,
Stick out that noble chin;
Wipe off that "full of doubt" look,
Slap on a happy grin!
And spread sunshine all over the place,
Just put on a happy face!
Put on a happy face
Put on a happy face
And if you're feeling cross and bitterish
Don't sit and whine
Think of banana split and licorice
And you'll feel fine
I knew a girl so glooming
She'd never laugh or sing
She wouldn't listen to me
Now she's a mean old thing
So spread sunshine all over the place
Just put on a happy face
So, put on a happy face]


Blogger PJ-Comix said...

I Am Helpless,
Hear Me Snore...

This has the makings of a parody song based on "I Am Woman."

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I told people in 2008 that we were all in DEEP trouble because I had more leadership skill that the man just elected President of The United States. It's now 2013 and that is STILL true. If you weren't scared before, you damn well better GET scared. There is no one truly in charge and that is a disaster just waiting to happen.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...


We don't need no penis extender guns!

2:23 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

So the KayInMaine Clone supports Moonbats destroying property, assaulting cops and just being vicious criminals. Nice to know.

10:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We don't need no penis extender guns!"

That's why the Left will ultimately get its unarmed ass kicked.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...



1:11 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Who needs Troglatwit, The Worthless Son of a Worthless Fucking Bastard, when you have the KayInMayne clone to spew hate and stupidity. And it's almost as good as Troglatwit when it comes to slamming its head up its ass.

12:24 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Strap on my dad’s AK
Brush off the clouds and cheer up
Strap on your mom’s AK

Take out your scary tampon of tragedy
Never mind.
Pathetic...need diuretics
But ya’ decide to smile!

Pick out a dire outlook
Stick out that noble chin
Wipe off that “I’m a fucking pussy” look
Slap on a happy gun!

And spread bullets all over the place
So strap on

Thank you.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

troglaman gets on the internet and pisses it down his leg.


Still, it's always good to be the best at something.

8:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous KayInMaine said...

We don't need no penis extender guns!

2:23 PM"

Good for you Kay. I'm glad you feel you p*nis is big enough. Self esteem is important.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...


Did you have a stroke or some other brain trauma? Something appears to be seriously wrong with you.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Watching TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - power-slam his head repeatedly up his ass while foaming at the mouth and howling like a mad dog.....

No Krazy Kat, he's come on here and just cut loose with some crazed inane BS before, it just seems more glaring this time than others. Believe it not it's normal for him to be this totally pathetic.

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the book came out 11 years ago, moron. It's not a surprise that it's rank would be that low fuckwit. Meanwhile, just admit you want to lick Pitt's balls so we can all move on.

3:48 PM  

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