Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Weiner Starts to Shrink Before KOmmie Eyes

Weiner is shrinking! That is the opinion that is beginning to creep in among the KOmmies. A couple of days ago they were absolutely certain that Weiner would notify the authorities about being hacked and sue Breitbart for defamation. Then came yesterday's disastrous press conference in which Anthony Weiner was unable to give straight answers to all questions. Of course, the DUmmies are still supporting Weiner but they are in an entirely alternate universe beyond space and time and reason. However, you can see the KOmmie doubt creep into this THREAD, "BREAKING BAD: Weiner can't say for certain weiner not his." So let us now watch the KOmmies observe the shrinking Weiner in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the continuing Weiner roast, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING BAD: Weiner can't say for certain weiner not his

[So Weiner has taken so many photos of his weiner that he is uncertain as to whether it's an original or not?]

Not a troll, nor a concern troll, and I couldn't resist the juvenile headline, so here goes: He did tell Luke Russert of MSNBC that he thought his Twitter account was hacked, but as for the photo itself .... eh, not so much.

NBC’s LUKE RUSSERT: “That’s not a picture of you?”

REP. ANTHONY WEINER: “You know, I can’t say with certitude. My system was hacked. Pictures can be manipulated, pictures can be dropped in and inserted.”

[Weiner took so many pics of his weiner that he is uncertain as to originality. Most normal guys have taken NO pics of their weiner so there is no doubt.]

Worst case scenario, this is mildly embarrassing. He'll still get reelected easily, and could probably be elected Mayor of New York. Best case scenario, it's a right-wing frameup. But who doesn't remember taking a picture of their crotch?!

[Correct. Taking a crotch shot is something one would remember but perhaps Weiner took so many that he is uncertain.]

We obviously don't know all the facts, so some of us should stop acting as though we do. Rep. Weiner gave an awkward press conference of sorts yesterday, so maybe we ought to lay off the theories until we know more (interesting as the theories have been). I would love to blame Breitbart and his ilk too, but I think we should let the chips fall where they may first.

["Awkward press conference" is a gross understatement. Try WORST press conference ever.]

Regardless of how this plays out, Weiner will remain to me one of the best progressive fighters we have in Congress.

[And now he is by far the most laughable Weiner in Congress. And now to the other KOmmies...]

we've been weinerized why can't guilty politicians answer questions with a straight answer

[Because they're weiners.]

Real activists defend our own, even if they took a picture of their underwear.

[Right or wrong, leftwing loons must defend the Weiner.]

weiner looks guilty now. Maybe before he got married he was transmitting pictures of his Wiener ! Where has Mrs Wiener been?

[Putting Hillary's weiner in a bun.]

Can't say with certainty. I might have some pictures of my erection, I might not. Who keeps track of that kind of thing?

[It doesn't take a lot of detailed bookkeeping to know if you have weiner photos.]

When the story first broke, I was yeah, it's a frame job but then some aspects of the story just did not fit together as cleanly as they should. And the the Representatives subsequent (yesterday) fit the stereotype of a "man who has something to hide." That does not mean he does but it was just odd behavior.

[Meanwhile almost all DUmmies remain true believers.]

Just as when Edwards was caught the masses here defended him w/o the facts - and this is certainly principled and loyal to a certain point. Then it becomes a cornucopia of ridiculous conspiracies (e.g. now CNN in bed with the rw nuts and Koch). The Weiner development has all the classic signs of a Washington political figure of getting caught and desperately trying to wiggle out of it somehow.

[A wiggling weiner.]

I'm sure there is more going on here than we realize, and Breitbart may still have a role in it, but after watching Weiner in that video I can say with a high degree of certainty that he's hiding something.

[I can say with a high degree of certainty that it isn't his weiner that Weiner is hiding.]

I can remember people falling over themselves here to defend John Edwards before all the facts came out. A lot of people are going to look silly if this thing goes south.


If Weiner is guilty and did this it's better that he get exposed now before he ends up in a higher-level position.

[Expose Weiner now before he ends up in a missionary position.]


Anonymous troglaman said...

You guys and your weiner jokes. It's why I (and many of my inner selves) love you.

My gut says Weiner's playing you. Or else he's a dumbshit of the order of Chris Lee, the guy who fucked up NY-26 by posing on Craig's List and was compelled to quit his newly won congressional seat thereby forcing a special election. The DUmmies picked up that seat, by the way, normally a RepubliDUm bastion for the last 60 years or so...something like that.

These New York fuckers are all over the place, aren't they? Rangle. Gulliani. Barney Frank. Carl Paladino. Spitzer. My inner homo loves the theater. I can't help it.

When does it become ridiculous enough to ignore? Really. When does it become ridiculous to care if someone dresses up like as a woman, like J. Edgar Hoover and Rudy Giuliani did. Or fuck around like Spitzer and MILLIONS of the rest of of humanity. Or be gay like Barney Frank and Larry Clark and MILLIONS of the rest of of humanity . How many of God's high priests have fallen to the sins of the flesh along side every single one of the rest of us bastards?

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

It is just so much FUN to watch the MSM (and Troggy) try to spin, spin, spin this into "nothing to see, move along", after gutting Republicans for appearing without a shirt.

Ignore this? Not a chance!

Not because it's a big deal, but because all of America is being given a clear and precise lesson in the duplicity and bias of Democrats, Liberals and the Lamestream Dinosaurs of the press!

Let the Battle of the Bulge continue! Onward!

5:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He'll still get reelected easily, and could probably be elected Mayor of New York."-DUmmie

Not only that. I think he should use his "pipe shot" photo in his campaign material. The liberals are giving him a pass, he should take it. And the Carnival of Souls continues...

6:55 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I got it.

Anthony Weiner is actually the Chief Underpants Gnome!

1. Take Photo of Underpants

2. ?


7:55 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"You guys and your weiner jokes. It's why I (and many of my inner selves) love you."

Yeah, a dick like you would have to have a lot of sympathy for someone named Weiner.

7:56 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

" it become ridiculous to care if someone dresses up like as a woman, like J. Edgar Hoover "


7:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, who wouldn't know with 'Absolute certitude' whether he had a pic like that of himself stashed in his on-line photo archive? Is he really so cocksure (Couldn't help it) as to think anyone is actually buying that BS?


8:27 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"When does it become ridiculous enough to ignore? Really."

This question is always posed when some Dumbocrat gets involved in a tawdry scandal. But it's sauce for the goose time troggy; if Chris Lee had to go then so does Congressman Weiner (assuming those are indeed his Fruit of the Looms).

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bawney Fwank is not a NOO Yawkah. He's from Ted "the Swimmer"'s and John F'n Kerry's home state. If you're gonna defend pervs, Troggy, as least get the information right.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous JK said...

Poor, poor Troggy.

He - like all semi-sentient liberals - understands the truth at some sub-conscious level. In fact, with gleeful hypocrisy, he'll even remember that truth when the very same events occur to his political opponents. (And he doesn't seem self-aware enough to realize he did exactly that in his breathless post, by bringing up Giuliani, et al).

But to refresh their desperately hiding memories, here you go:

NOBODY - at least nobody worth mentioning - cares about Wiener's wiener. Or Clinton's chubby for chubbies and subsequent oval office spoogery. Or Ahnold's recent trip south of the border, IYKWIMAITYD. Or even John Edwards' stupidity.

Certainly, to varying degrees, it may make them crappy human beings. Regardless of politics, if you find John Edwards to be an admirable, trustworthy human being, you aren't paying attention.

But if Wiener - or most of the aforementioned - just told the simple truth, most of us, regardless of politics, wouldn't much care. Strike that, he doesn't even have to tell the truth; rather, he can just publicly declare it ain't nunya bidness and he ain't talking about it ... and I'd let it go.

If Clinton had looked at that camera and said "mind your beeswax," that would have been fine by me. Sure, these people are scumbags, but being scumbags in the way they treat women (while arguably massively hypocritical for alleged "feminists") doesn't necessarily impact their legislative or executive duties, or their leadership.

HOWEVER, the second one of these schmoes looks into that camera and BLATANTLY LIES to the people paying his salary ... well then I care. Because now we have trust issues and judgment issues.

Bill Clinton broke my heart back in the day. I'd voted for him twice. And I could not care less about Monica (other than questioning his taste ... oops, I made a punny).

But when he looked at that camera and lied so explicitly and clearly?


What part of this do liberals fail to understand?

It matters. Trust matters. Integrity matters.

The fact that liberals hide from this simple truth is precisely why I don't vote for liberals anymore.

And the fact that if I bothered to check this thread again, I KNOW I'd find Troggy arguing with that very basic principle ... well, that says it all, doesn't it?

We should all agree that our leaders should have private lives. We should all agree that the media should largely stay out of it.

And we should all agree that if politicians lie and conceal ... we don't want them around any more. Regardless of party.

But some of us don't believe this.

They're called Democrats.

Watch the responses and see for yourself.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Tami said...

Now Troggie, we know your little commie heart was all aflutter at the thought of finally nailing Breitbart, the Koch brothers, Mr. or Mrs. Clarence Thomas or whichever conservative of the day is being blamed for Weiner's weiner. So sorry once again you find out your much loved progressive hero is a scumbag.

I've got to thank you and your fellow travelers though. Sex sells as we all know which is why so many people are paying attention to Weinergate. A whole new group of people are learning about the double-standard that exists between Dems and Repub's and are learning how the media will try, at least until they no longer can, cover for leftists.

Weiner can continue to make an ass of himself during interviews and Dummies can still try to convince themselves this is all a lil' right wing conspiracy. Thanks for the laughs...

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Well said, JK, couldn't have done better myself. Makes more sense that wild diatribe Troglaman felt compelled to do after evidently pounding down several liters of straight Everclear.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what's the deal? This guy has so many pictures of men in their underwear that he can't remember which one is himself? Or is he saying that he doesn't know what his own junk looks like? And if he doesn't recognize himself in his underpants what the hell is he doing in government. If he had any sense of shame or self respect, he would resign his office and go into hiding. But that ain't gonna happen.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Tami said...

Wow, Weiner really did it now. A reporter from CBS2 New York City went to his office to try and get an interview today. His office refused the interview, she left and Weiner's office called the Capital Police on her!!!

Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Not a smart move for him to make.

6:22 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Weiner is an ultra-arrogant Moonbat, Tami, so I'm not shocked that arrogance overrode his political common sense (if in fact he ever had any).

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Anonymous said...

If he had any sense of shame or self respect, he would resign his office and go into hiding.

Weiner is a hard core member of the Democratic Socialist Party of America (DSA) and no hard core DSA member has shown they possess a sense of shame. As to self-respect, as with most DSA members he traded that in for an attitude of super-narcissism.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trog -

Seriously, I will avoid any obvious insults to your intelligence, starting now...

Why has the Weiner not requested the assistance of the FBI since he initialy claimed his account was hacked, (then it was a prank, but who's quibbling?) He is a sitting congressman whose account has been "hacked". Right? What's up with that? Other than him filing a false report would be a federal felony. Not that hasn't ocurred to anyone with an IQ above room temperature.

Seriously; what's your "theory"? And please do better than the DUmmies.

Face it, Weiner is a politician. He got busted.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Ignore this? Not a chance!" anon

I don't blame you. It's fun. So since we're all going to do it anyway, for however long our leaders are going to continue this kind of behavior (Forever!), then maybe we could look at why we want to saddle-up and go for the ride.

I, the mighty troglacastrati, have had many, many, many premature ej...ahem...EJECTIONS while test-flying secret aircraft. But I digress. I admit to a guilty pleasure every time some moralistic, family values, supposedly homophobic jackass reveals themselves completely to be exactly what they revile. It's exquisitely revealing. An affirmation that so-and-so was completely full of shit. And you deliver. That's my thrill.

I don't think Weiner's a hypocrite. Do you? Probably. For really stupid reasons. He's not a family values guy. He's not a religious proponent. I can't think of a time when he's carried on about the sanctity of marriage.

No. He's none of these things. But he's a liberal. And therein lies your thrill. See the difference? thrill is more complicated than yours. I win.

I trog. Me am brilliant.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Hey JK - on behalf of Troglatroll, I apologize for him failing to read your post. If he had, Troglatroll wouldn't have done his usual job as a stupid fucking troll and posted a bunch of bullshit.

2:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, he would, Man.

10:24 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"When does it become ridiculous enough to ignore?"

Right after Weiner admits he's a liar and resigns from the House.

11:08 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I don't think Weiner's a hypocrite."

"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites."

-Ann Coulter

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Lazarus, Coulter's statement is spot on. There is a guy I call Don The Moron who epitomizes that outlook perfectly.

1:34 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Trogeltroll's brother?

2:34 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Lazarus Long said...

Trogeltroll's brother?

Could be...wouldn't surprise me. He runs a group I call the Yahoo! Triaste' Society of America. You can find it at the following link:

The name he goes by there is "D.C.R".

Be forewarned, the Moonbat philosophy runs deep and strong in that fantasyland.

2:12 AM  

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