Monday, June 06, 2011

A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces

Freudenschade, baby!

I saw this coming from the very moment when we first learned about the Weiner scandal a little over a week ago. Back then the DUmmies were puffing their chests in defense of the Weiner as you can HERE and HERE. Meanwhile the KOmmies were spinning elaborate conspiracy theories involving charts about how Weiner was framed by Brietbart as you can see HERE. Well, today Weiner left the DUmmies and KOmmies with egg on their faces while eating large portions of crow. Most painful to them was that he APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That HAD to hurt! First we watch the DUmmies wiping egg off their faces in this THREAD, "NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit," and then the KOmmies eating crow in this THREAD, "Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies suddenly go limp under the weight of the Weiner confession in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Weiner is feeling such shame that he will resign in 24 business hours, is in the [brackets]:

NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit

[He won't quit sending lewd pix?]

NEW YORK – After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday that he tweeted a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman and admitted to "inappropriate" exchanges with six women before and after getting married. He apologized for lying but said he would not resign.

[Bulging Underpants Photo. That could be either a new tag line or the name of a band.]

A conservative website that last week started a furor over a lewd photo sent from Weiner's Twitter account posted new photos Monday purportedly from a second woman who said she received shirtless shots of the congressman. At a news conference Monday, Weiner called the initial underpants photo a joke and a "hugely regrettable mistake."

[So he called his Weiner a joke?]

* said the new photo was in a cache of intimate online photographs, chats and email exchanges the woman claimed to have. The website did not identify the woman, and it could not immediately be determined if the photo was authentic.

[Let us have the KOmmies do another highly detailed microanalysis of the Wiener bulge pic which supposedly "proved" that he was framed.]

Another photo showed Weiner on a couch with two cats nearby. The website said Weiner sent the photo using the anthonyweiner(at) account with the subject line "Me and the pussys."

[Before we go further, just a reminder to everybody out their that Weiner is the author of ObamaCare. A deranged mind gave birth to a deranged bill. And now on to the deranged DUmmies...]

good. I'm sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives.
Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.

[The new DUmmie defense: "Hey, EVERYBODY is perverted so live and let live. No big deal!]

I'm standing by Anthony. FEW Dems I've even known of have celled 'em like they see 'em. I just hope this doesn't quell his fervor as a congressman.

[More than likely, the Weiner has permanently shriveled.]

so he DID sent the pic..admitting it right now live on CNN.... really dissapointing.. this is going to be hard to overcome...

[GASP! You mean he WASN'T framed by Breitbart?]

Hard to overcome for other politicians. He has come clean. Let's see other politicians do that.

[He came clean ONLY after he got caught and the evidence against him became overwhelming. He was still lying a week ago when that other evidence hadn't yet showed up.]

I believe in individual privacy, but the lying is the deal breaker for me. He should have either made no comment, or just commented that the matter was one of a private nature with no further comment.

[Sniff! An innocent little DUmmie is no longer a political virgin. The Weiner broke his deal.]

I'm trying to think what would have been the right way to answer the reporters' questions. "Yes, yes, that was my penis. Now let's talk about the debt ceiling." It just wouldn't fly.

[How about, "Yes, yes, that was my talleywhacker?"]

Don't care about his sex life, but do care about the lying afterward.

[A lie that almost every DUmmie eagerly bit into, hook, line, and sinker.]

some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

[Does anybody know the whereabouts of Stuttering John?]

That person was probably from the Howard Stern show. He used to send stuttering John to do that at all the big press conferences

[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

What a dumbass! Wiener is an idiot. Why oh why do these pols think that the web is anonymous?

[Was he really any DUmber than the DUmmies who completely bought into his story?]

What a dick.

[What a weiner.]

It is utterly incomprehensible that anyone let alone a pol would do this. I am absolutely stunned by the stupidity. Did he not see what happened to Spitzer? I am stupified.

[I am DUmmie, Hear me Snore.]

Oh, and I'm glad he's not resigning............the repukes almost never resign.

[Yeah, Rep. Lee and Sen. Ensign never resigned? Right?]

There goes a good deal of his credibility, at least for the near future. What the hell? He had a good thing going and f*cked it up badly with all of this.

[Weiner has lost his credibility for the next 24 business hours.]

I never would have expected Weiner to be anywhere near the low road. Live and learn. This is a class one disaster. Even discovering Nancy Pelosi performing at a burlesque house would have seemed more wholesum. Later, Chill.

[And I get the chills just thinking of the botoxed Nancy Pelosi performing a lap dance on A. Weiner.]

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..... Anthony, Anthony, Anthong. Why??????

[Why haven't you sent Anthony An thong pic yet?]

At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference. She should run, not walk, to a divorce lawyer.

[Say hello to my friend, Al E. Mony.]

I thought he did it all along. His denials were so strained, his reactions showed no confidence in the lies he was saying. The coverup was worse than the offense.

[That puts you at odds with 99% of the Freudenschade DUmmies.]

My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

[LOL! And now on to the KOmmies...]

Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign

[Translation: I accept responsibility for what I did but I refuse to suffer the consequences.]

At a press conerence just now, Anthony Weiner has accepted responsibility for sending the infamous tweet that has dominated news for the past week. He's also apologized for having misled his supporters and the media by claiming his account had been hacked. Weiner says he's had online relationships with a half-dozen or so women over the years, but that he hasn't met them in person. Weiner says he won't resign over his personal mistakes, embarrassing though they may be.

[He also APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That really has to hurt the DUmmies and KOmmies. A. Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart.]

Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

[Oh, the PAIN of that APOLOGY to Andrew Breitbart. Oh, my head! MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Update: To be clear, his apology to Andrew Breitbart was part of a general apology to everyone in the media who he misled. Now the media wants to know whether he had what he would call "phone sex." At this point, given that what Weiner did was a personal failure, these questions seem way over the line.

[Don't try to mitigate it. The APOLOGY was to Andrew Breitbart. MY POOR ACHING HEAD! AHHHHHHH!!!!]

The facts up to now still lead to a setup. Someone close to Weiner betrayed him and passed that shit to Brietbart's little helpers in Big Media. I said that in the very beginning. If I was him, I'd start looking really hard at the people closest to me, and I would start in my own backyard.

[The Power of Positive Paranoia.]

If he had an ounce of integrity he would do the decent thing and resign.


Well he has pounds of balls and serves his constituents admirably.

[Weiner pounds his balls?]

You could have put this to bed without dragging it out for a week. What the hell is wrong with you? Please, don't come round here for a long, long while.

[Huma tweeting from the unused marital bed.]

Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.


yeah, I hate giving them this shit to harp on and giving Breitbart credibility is the worst part of the whole thing.

[That and the fact that Weiner APOLOGIZED to Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And Barney Frank seems to have retained his effectiveness.

[Barney's Frank is more effective than Anthony's Weiner.]

He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

[He APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

He will NEVER be taken seriously again... not when his last name is Weiner.

[Ben Burch will take Weiner seriously.]

This guy just vindicated breitbart. I can't think of a more collosal f'up.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That's the worst part. &$*%ing Breitbart is vindicated in this instance.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum is going to be hailed as Man of the Century on FAUX News for the next month. Aaarrgh.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

[Thanks, DUmmies and KOmmies, for all the Freudenschade entertainment you have provided this past week.]

And I defended him to my family. Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him.

[Actually this makes MOST of you look like fools. Oh, and thanks for the comedic entertainment.]

B..b..but, wait! I thought bloggers here proved that every photo was a fake!

[Yet another example of KOmmie credibility.]

God, and I believed all these guys on this site claiming to have proven this was a hoax. What the hell guys? I've been telling people not to worry its going to all come out that this POS Breitbart is lying again.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And a win for Brietbart and Thomas... goddamn it to much.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

Resign, Rep. Weiner. Resign and go lick your wounds in some place where no one can see you or hear your pathetic excuses.

[Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner.]

My problem is that Andrew Breitbart comes out of this piece of dreck smelling like a rose. He was right. Now he's earned himself a boatload of credibility.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]


Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Breitbart, thy name is hero.

I guess the new DUmmie master-plan is to get all us Rethuglicans to "LOL" ourselves to death.

7:23 PM  
Blogger MariaS said...

Funny!!! Still laughing aloud.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I was hoping to see the heads of the Moonbats/Troglaman Clones at DU figuratively explode once Weiner admitted to being a liar.

Glad to see I wasn't wrong. May their pain and suffering continue.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous ASH said...

Awesome! Love to watch LibTards squirm

7:56 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"Way to go Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you."

That big, bad Republican/media plot has been deflated and all that's left is a lying little perv flashing his package. Unrequited love's a drag and there's a lot of broken hearts in DUmmieland.

"Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him."

Uh-huh, lookin' like fools with your pants on the ground.

9:02 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

"Ben Burch will seriously take Weiner."


9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breitbart punks the media after he #hacks Weiners press conference. Oh what an awesome day. "Who here can name one lie I've ever told?" crickets from the media.

The progtards have been hung by their own hero. WE TOLD YOU SO!!! AGAIN!!!

Johnny 5 is alive

11:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm sick of sex being a deal breaker..." unless, of course, it's one of those damn Republicans, then it's off with his head.
"It is utterly imcomprehensible that anyone let alone a pol would do this." This DUmmie needs to read some U.S. History. James Madison said, "If men were angels, no government would be necessary." Unfortunately, most of the time, it is the least angelic among us who craves political power. It is not incomprehensible, it is inevitable.
"The repukes almost never resign." I suppose Gerry Studds was a Republican? How about Ted Kennedy? Or Barney Franks? Projection, much, DUmmie?
"Even discovering Nancy Pelosi performing at a burlesque house ..." Oh, THANK you very much for that mental image. I need to go to the hardware store for some industrial strength brain bleach after that.
Less than an ounce of integrity, pounds of balls, gallons of gall, and zero intelligence... the perfect Dumbocrat.
"This makes many of us look like fools..." Not just this; you're foolish most of the time.
"I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends." You could have put the period after "jerk" and it would have been a true statement.

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what lies is Breitbart supposedly have pushed? Seems to me he just made public some really dirty Dem/lib laundry.

12:30 AM  
Blogger Tami said...

These idiots are really amazing. They don't care that their guy lied to them and his wife and the media and put himself in a position to be blackmailed and made it seem security for the House computer systems is so poor some kid in their basement can get in to it. Oh no....they only care that their enemy #1 was vindicated.

No wonder our country is in such piss poor shape with these morons voting.

Well, I must be an incredible moron myself because I can't figure out how a person can get through life being morally bankrupt.

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that I'm still giggling over this?

Dear God, the DUmmies make it so easy to make fun of them. All their conspiracy crap...hilarious little idiots.

I almost feel an indulgent affection for them.


8:33 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

"I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends."

There there, don't worry. They were never your friends. They're not mean, they just don't like you.

"Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!"

Heh heh. PJ, you created a new catchphrase for the next few years. Great article!

10:30 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

The saddest part? Voters in the NY-9 will return this liar to office.

The best part? Watching the DUmmie heads explode as they realize Breitbart was right!

The worst part? As a country, we have MAJOR issues we need to be dealing with but once again, everyone is focused on this degenerate liar instead of pairing back Govt. over-regulation, fixing a tax code so complex as to be totally undechipherable, three wars going on, a nuclear Iran and a China which is hell bent on taking over.


1:22 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Tazzerman said...
The saddest part? Voters in the NY-9 will return this liar to office.

I somehow think that New York won't do for Weiner what Massachusetts did for the Bloated Pervert, Barney Frank. I've heard today that New York is losing two seats in the House. Weiner has simply made it easy for the New York legislature to do re-districting by volunteering through his reprobate conduct to have his seat be one of the two that gets terminated.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great read!

9:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And his wife is staying with him. Nice. Must have learned how to be a doormat to Democrat men from Hillary. At least Mark Sanford's wife had the spine to toss him on his ass.

11:26 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!"

Thanks to the Breibart corps of Oscar Meyer Weiner Whistle-blowers.

10:24 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home