Monday, June 22, 2009

"Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow"

If you thought yesterday's DUFU EDITION, in which the DUmmies expressed deep disappointment with the Bamster, was an oddity you would be wrong. Right now DUmmieland is chock full of disappointment in The One as you can see in the very title of this THREAD, "Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow." And the main reason for this disillusionment centers on health care. Yeah, there will probably be some sort of meaningless health care bill with a feel good theme such as RESOLVED: Adequate health care is a good thing. It would have just as much actual effect as RESOLVED: Blue Skys are nice. Or RESOLVED: Moms are great. Bottom line is that any health care bill that comes out of Congress will NOT have "public option" aka "single payer" aka "socialized medicine." And that is what is now driving the DUmmies NUts. So let us now watch the DUmmies quickly lose blind faith in The One in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent noting that the defunct Burdine's actually sold clothing with a BISCAYNE BLUE color, is in the [barackets]:

Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow.

[Obama now voting "Present!"]

By Joseph L. Galloway | McClatchy Newspapers

Who stole our change?

[Change you can believe in...until The One enters office.]

Who hijacked a popular uprising that was going to put a stop to business as usual in Washington, D.C.?

[Someone who loves taking Air Force One joyrides?]

What happened to Barack Obama on his way to the White House?

[Arugula. Lots of it.]

The Republicans have been so busy trying to paint President Obama as a socialist, as a radical, as a Marxist, as a Muslim, as the Devil, that they haven't even noticed that he has become one of them.

[Oh, so now that you don't like Obama you conveniently relabel him as a wascally Wepublican.]

Oh, he can still talk the talk and he does that incessantly. But he seemingly can't walk the walk. He may still sound like a revolutionary but more and more he looks and acts like George W. Bush, albeit a George W. Bush who can speak a complete sentence in the English language.

[A George W. Bush constantly glued to a teleprompter.]

And bit-by-bit the possibility of change disappeared; bit-by-bit the hope of a renewed and reinvigorated American democracy and way of government faded away. Those who had held a dream in their hand closed their hand and crushed it.

[Sniff! Wave bye-bye to any chance of socialized medicine in our lifetimes. And now we hear from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

Rec if you're getting tired of Bush's third term.

[Rec if you're getting tired of Carter's second term.]

I VOTED for this man, BUT THIS MAN isn't who I VOTED for! The CHANGE I see is in HIM!! And yes, I KNOW, how well I KNOW... but, but, but he's only been in office for FIVE months! So what??? Do tell, what will the NEXT FIVE months look like at this rate???

[Speaking of change, I actually went to Five Guys Hamburgers just down the street for the first time today. I figured that maybe Obama was right on this one. Well, the burgers are pretty small and they cost four bucks plus CHANGE each. So I took a powder after seeing that price. Recession busters, they are NOT.]

I have always put bumper stickers on my car in a BIG way, showing who and what I support, and keeping them on way past the time when most people remove them. I had some on from 2004 that have finally faded so much you can't read them. But last week, I took my Obama stickers off my car! that's a RECORD by a very VERY long shot!!

[Hmmm... There should be a brisk market for bumper sticker scrappers in the near future.]

For me the increasing hollowness of his speeches is starting to bother me. Saying things like we have to do whats right, not whats popular then turning around and covering up Bush/Cheneys crimes because it would be unpopular to investigate them is a joke. MLK jr talked the talk, but he also walked the walk. He took risks.

[Speaking of jokes and MLK jr., I read a funny post over that HUffPo that what the gay rights movement needed was a Martin Luther Queen. That had had me ROFLMAO!!!]

But hey! What about "date night" and that adorable dog! And don't forget Michelle has really toned arms. Please. I want a Democratic president who champions the causes of the left wing of the Democratic Party.

[That adorable lap dog named Brian Williams.]

Obama has to find the courage to prosecute those who authorized torture. It is the only way to clean up the cesspool in our various intelligence services. Who is in charge here? We elected Obama to be the president and to bring integrity and the rule of law back to our country. Instead he flies off to fight yet another war, fails to set a firm date for bringing our troops -- all of them -- home from Iraq and reuses to establish the rule of law.

[Prosecute those monsters who provided a/c to the terrorists and stuffed them with fine food!]

and all of a sudden we have Pay GO for decent health care.

[Was it Pay-Go or PoGo who stated, "We have met the enemy and he is us!"]

No, I don't feel better. I voted for a fraud.

[Sniff! Want a hankie to cry in?]

Don't bend me over and f*ck me once again while promising EFCA. Don't bend me over and f*ck me again while offering National Health care. Don't bend me over and f*ck me again while pumping $600 Billion down the rat hole for the Military Ind. Complex. Don't bend me over while handing billions to the very people responsible for putting us in this mess. Don't bend me over while cowering like rat bastard cowards on restoring the rule of law. I can't even fathom why the f*ck I should care anymore! BTW, I'll be boarding a bus for DC this Thursday to attend the National Rally for Health care. Will it even f*cking matter to these spineless motherf*ckers who call themselves Democrats? Can you tell I'm just a little pissed off? How far we've come from the days of those lunatic bastards on the right, only to watch in HORROR to these lowdown cowardly motherf*cking spineless Democrats. Just blowing some steam. Can't believe there are people out there urging patience and caution when I see spinelessness and cowardice on the part of those I elected to do the right thing.

[Insert obligatory Ben Burch Bend Over joke HERE...]

I wonder what Galloway's problem is this time. A horseshoe up his ass maybe?

[Ben Burch is jealous.]

I will study more on faith followers, perhaps there are some methods of injecting some small bits of reason into the religion of faith politics.

[Chris "Leg Tingle" Matthews certainly rates as an Obama faith follower so you should study him if you want to risk drowning in his drool.]

Obama was not Senate majority leader like LBJ. If he had been, he would know the ins and out of how to rein in an unruly group of his own party.

[But, hey, he did vote "Present" innumerable times in the Illinois legislature. ]

I went to THREE of Obama's rallies and heard him say and promise certain things at each one of them. I NEVER expected him to be able to fulfill all of them, campaigning is campaigning, but even though he's made some changes he seems to be "caving" on some VERY BIG ISSUES! Is this Change or just Changing Your Mind?

[Change Your Mind we can believe in.]

LBJ knew more about everyone in DC than J Edgar Hoover did and he'd leak it out in a drip to get people back in line

[Cable Guy: "I'm as healthy as a horse. Not a drip."]

he blew the most precious of chances, for all of us, a window, if you will, of good will and enthusiasm for real change. That window is closing, I'm afraid. Very foolish, if you really believe in change to begin with. I'm sorry but, Obama appears incredibly disingenuous at this point. and all that high~falutin' hope stuff...

[Doc Holliday: "And so she walked out of our lives forever..."]

Why don't get up off your asses and take to the streets and protest like our brothers in IRAN or STFU!


Let the Democratic Leadership know that to sit on a public health care single payer plan is the death sentence for their party. This and only this will get them to listen. I will not waste another single vote on a Democrats if this does not come to reality

["RESOLVED: Adequate health care is a good thing." And that Happy Face toothless resolution is about all that you're going to get.]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Uh-oh. Looks like daylight came and the DUmmies woke up in bed with a serious ugly.

Oh well! It was bound to happen, and with the coming midterm elections, I will go so far as to predict that Obama will be as fixed as Bo is when the votes are tallied.

It's time to rein in the reign of His Oneness, Porkulon Acorn McHopeyChange of Chicago, and get some sanity back in government.

And it cannot come too soon!

5:56 AM  
Anonymous Icarus said...

Again - priceless.

I wonder how foolish all of those silly fools with "Got Hope?" bumper stickers feel right about now?

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUmmies doing the morning-after walk of shame. Priceless.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous James said...

Shame. After they just spent the last five months scraping off the 'Question Authority' and 'Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism' bumper stickers from their Priuses.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that in coming months, the DuFus will be increasingly schadenfreudilicious.

Reality bites, DUmmies. Let me be the first to say: told ya so!

3:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Reality bites, DUmmies. Let me be the first to say: told ya so!" He/She who shall not be named

You start out by saying "I think in the coming months..." and then conclude "Reality bites."

That makes you Kreskin. Can you bend spoons too? See, anon (you retard), the future is not reality. YOU may think so but what you're confusing with reality is what's called 'speculation'...making a guess. And you all are sooooo good at that. Operation Chaos. WMD's. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. Riots in Denver. They'll meet us as liberators. Quick victory in Iraq. The magic of deregulation in the financial markets. Barak the Magic Negro. It's worked so well, hasn't it? You guys are fucking psychic.

As an aside, I just want to thank you all for your latest contributions to the RebubliDum garbage heap - Sen Ensign and Gov Sanford. Talk about schadenfreudilicious.

There's this wildly popular notion that when you folks moralize, you're automatically perceived as completely full of shit. An automatic fail. Why? Because you've earned it. Pro-lifers killing Drs. Promise-keepers boinking their staffers. Diapers. Secret homo airport bathroom signals. Domestic terrorism. I could go on and on. You keep proving the rest of us are right - you're all supreme hypocrites.

I, troglaman, have bravely begged and pleaded for ONE of you to put your money where your mouth is about many of these issues. I wanted a bet about Operation Chaos. I wanted another about the promised riots in Denver. I did it again with Obama's nomination and I did it once more with Obama's win. Not one of you pussies ever took me up on it. I could've been rich you friggin shitheads! If this were a poker game, you'd all be buttered up and bent over.

1:28 AM  
Anonymous stignob said...

Seems like a double standard trog; it's more hypocritical when Republicans do it because they stand for family values.

Now that would also mean that Democrats are judged more harshly when they don't pay their taxes like most of Obama's cabinet. In fact that would make them unpatriotic according to Joe Biden.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 guys burgers is actually really really good in my opinion. They have the best choice of toppings. Even if you don't think they burgers are great, the fries are the best anywhere, hands down. Of course they will have to be regulated like smoking if the government is in charge of health care. Someone needs to step into O's life to save him from his poor choices like smoking and 5 guys fries. Sheesh what ever happened to lead by example, instead it's do as I say not as I do.

8:22 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Of course they will have to be regulated like smoking if the government is in charge of health care.' He/She who shall not be named

Like smoking.

Listen, I'm a smoker. Even though I engage in daily denial, I'm also aware smoking is probably something we should pay attention to because it's a filthy suicidal habit...blah blah blah.

The government should pay attention to such a killer. Don't you think? Even a public service announcement now and then is better than doing nothing. Right?

I live in WA. There's already somewhat severe smoking restrictions taking place here. And like I said, I'm a smoker.

I think any smoker out there knows logic isn't helping their argument.

Tobacco, like guns, will not become extinct under the Obama administration. Washington State's smoking law happened years ago, way before Obama got elected. It had nothing to do with Obama and neither does any other smoking law or restriction practiced around the good ol US of A.

In other words, anon's tiresomely full of shit once again.

12:46 AM  

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