DUmmies Plan To Censor Fox News Via Remote Control
I just ordered a TV-B-Gone, for FOX News quarantine enforcement.
[Does that include batteries for your skull?]
You can get your own here...
It's a simple device, which looks sort of like a car's keyless entry remote, with a single button that causes it to emit the infrared "Power off" codes for every brand and model of TV it knows about, which is to say about 95%+ of TVs in existence.
Yeah, it's time to get aggressive when it comes to people playing FOX News in businesses, doctor's offices and other public places.
[Congrats! You've just been made a member of the Junior DUmmie Censorship Patrol. And now on to the other DUMmies...]
funny idea, but kinda nazi esque in you wanting to control what is on every TV
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Watch me control other people's TVs. Yes, I fully intend to be an asshole about this. I'm sick of seeing fascist, murder-inciting propaganda coming from FOX News, and every time I see it, either the TV's owner will make FOX News go away, or I will. So call me nazi-esque.
[How about if we call you DUmmie-esque?]
Me Too - I Am Sick of Being Subjected To the Propaganda EVERYWHERE I go. there's even a boobtube in some restrooms- its bad enough waiting when ya gotta go- now there's one more thing to slow down those potty hogs....
[Hmmm... Maybe I'm deprived but I've yet to see a TV in a public restroom.]
And forcing me to listen to propaganda isn't nazi-esque? And, it's not as easy to ignore those TVs in public as you seem to think.
[Yes, you need to eliminate even the slightest chance of being exposed to a contrary POV.]
I try my hardest to ignore them, but can be extremely difficult. Especially in airports. I sit so the screen is out of my field of view, but the drone of the propaganda is still all-too-audible. That said, when I'm at a restaurant with a TV, I try to be the one who can see it. That's because I don't care what's on and can almost always resist the temptation to look. Most people are drawn zombie-like to the flickering screen, regardless of what it is showing, and don't even realize it. Another important myth to shatter about TVs playing Fox et al in public places is that they are the result of popular demand. They aren't. The people didn't ask for them. They are inevitably part of some business deal. I can respect bottom-up popular culture, even when it's stuff I don't personally like. It's top-down corporate culture masquerading as popular culture that makes steam come out of my ears.
[I love this rationalization of why Fox News is so popular. See, it isn't the people who want to see it. Fox News is really being FORCED on them by "top-down corporate culture."]
Would use the force of law if they could, and use lies forced on people by their minions who can control TVs in public places. They also use churches to promote their lies and wars and death. This doesn't quite compare to purchasing a $20 anti-nuisance gadget online. I'm sorry, the gadget won't promote torture, won't promote killing doctors, and can't even begin to get the stain of what Fox and its media "friends" have assisted in putting on our country and our people.
[Piously declared a DUmmie who would use force of law to remove Fox News from the airwaves...if he could.]
Watching FOX in particular is bad for your health if you are of the opposite political inclination, I walked out of a doctors office a few years back because they had something on that was enraging me and driving my blood pressure, which is already high enough, even further up the scale. For a doctors office in particular to put on something they should know is going to be detrimental to a subset of their patients is unconsionable, "first, do no harm", eh?
[WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that Fox News is hazardous to DUmmie health.]
I don't care if it's censorship or not, exposing your customers to bad propaganda is not a good business decision in the first place.
[Danger! Danger! Contrary views on the airwaves! Danger!]
I have a chemical imbalance in my brain, it's not my fault and not something that is under my control, there are a lot of us out here in the general population who aren't wrapped entirely tight. Fox and conservatives in general spend a great deal of time and effort deliberately trying to anger liberals, perhaps we should be better than to let it get to us but we are only human. I should have to learn and practice "calming techniques" in order to visit the doctor? Do you have any idea how ludicrous that sounds?
[Fox News is driving me CRRRAAAAAAZZZZY!!!]
Kiss my ass, if you don't like it, suck it. I damned well am going to unilaterally decide to turn off other people's FAUX Noise. This is an omelet for which I'm willing to break some eggs...
[I damned well am going to unilaterally act like a censorious jerk.]
A demonstrably evil, anti-family organization like Murdoch's should be momentarily silenced, sometimes. It's only a token version of what Fox tries to do to every one of us every goddamned day. Turning off a single monitor here and there, only for as long as it takes someone else to bother to turn it back on, hardly amounts to censorship.
[So you won't mind if I turn off Keith Olbermann at the local Starbucks?]
All they do is catapult propaganda ad nauseum, that is not freedom of speech. Not in public waiting rooms where there is no escape, it is propaganda. Shutting it off is not censorship it is a person's right not to be subjected to filthy noise pollution.
[The DUmmie interpretation of freedom of speech.]
Read David Neiwert's book The Eliminationists. Outlets like FOX News serve a very important role for the radical right - they talk about unacceptable ideas, and work on making them acceptable. They serve as a bridge between the mainstream and the rabidly violent fringe.
[Will that remote device also work on that dopey book?]
Obviously, you are not aware of the mind control project funded by Fox News! They fund teles that they give to places like McD's to indoctrinate the poor into being good fascists. They have instructed those recieving the sets to NEVER allow anything Else to be shown. I already will not go there. I am SICK of the hate. NONSTOP HATE. That is unseemly in public. And it is inciteful. If I hear some stupid f*ck comment on that bitch Michelle or such, I might lay the fool out. That should not be happening in public. Fox should be kept in the bedroom, with all the other nasty business. Bring it in my face, and I object vociferously.
[So McD's is also part of the conspiracy. Brainwashing with Big Macs.]
It works great in doctors offices and other places where you are being forced to listen to the tube, but not at Walmart. Walmart has some kind of system that turns the TV's back on after a few seconds.
[That system is standard at all detention centers.]
My dentist has it on in his waiting room AND in the *#$%!% exam rooms! I swear the blather from FAUX is worse than the shots and drilling. He also listens to Rush, but fortunately I only found this out b/c of a comment he made while he had his hands in my mouth. It took all my strength not to bite him.
[Not a good idea to bite your dentist since he can pull your teeth in retaliation.]
I quit seeing a Chiropractor because he insisted on having christian radio on while your made to wait.
[Was it tuned to ISSUES, ETC.? If so, you might have heard a certain DUmmie FUnnies co-conspirator.]
What I want to know is what kind of incentive is Fox offering to keep the TVs on Fox. There's too many TVs set to that channel in public places for it to be coincidence.
[Big sacks of cash.]
Wish there was a radiobgone to turn off Rush Limpballs at work.
[I believe that device is called the Fairness Doctrine now repackaged as LOCALISM.]