Thursday, June 04, 2009

DUmmies Plan To Censor Fox News Via Remote Control

Fox News continues to have record ratings in cable news, beating CNN and MSNBC combined. And that fact is driving the DUmmies NUts. However, one DUmmie has a plan as you can see in this THREAD, "I just ordered a TV-B-Gone, for FOX News quarantine enforcement." Yes, with your own TV-B-Gone, you can turn off almost any TV in public places showing the forbidden channel. So let us now watch the DUmmies plan to shut down Fox News via hidden remote control in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, begging the DUmmies to leave "Bizarre Foods" alone, is in the [brackets]:


I just ordered a TV-B-Gone, for FOX News quarantine enforcement.

[Does that include batteries for your skull?]

You can get your own here...

It's a simple device, which looks sort of like a car's keyless entry remote, with a single button that causes it to emit the infrared "Power off" codes for every brand and model of TV it knows about, which is to say about 95%+ of TVs in existence.

Yeah, it's time to get aggressive when it comes to people playing FOX News in businesses, doctor's offices and other public places.

[Congrats! You've just been made a member of the Junior DUmmie Censorship Patrol. And now on to the other DUMmies...]

funny idea, but kinda nazi esque in you wanting to control what is on every TV

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Watch me control other people's TVs. Yes, I fully intend to be an asshole about this. I'm sick of seeing fascist, murder-inciting propaganda coming from FOX News, and every time I see it, either the TV's owner will make FOX News go away, or I will. So call me nazi-esque.

[How about if we call you DUmmie-esque?]

Me Too - I Am Sick of Being Subjected To the Propaganda EVERYWHERE I go. there's even a boobtube in some restrooms- its bad enough waiting when ya gotta go- now there's one more thing to slow down those potty hogs....

[Hmmm... Maybe I'm deprived but I've yet to see a TV in a public restroom.]

And forcing me to listen to propaganda isn't nazi-esque? And, it's not as easy to ignore those TVs in public as you seem to think.

[Yes, you need to eliminate even the slightest chance of being exposed to a contrary POV.]

I try my hardest to ignore them, but can be extremely difficult. Especially in airports. I sit so the screen is out of my field of view, but the drone of the propaganda is still all-too-audible. That said, when I'm at a restaurant with a TV, I try to be the one who can see it. That's because I don't care what's on and can almost always resist the temptation to look. Most people are drawn zombie-like to the flickering screen, regardless of what it is showing, and don't even realize it. Another important myth to shatter about TVs playing Fox et al in public places is that they are the result of popular demand. They aren't. The people didn't ask for them. They are inevitably part of some business deal. I can respect bottom-up popular culture, even when it's stuff I don't personally like. It's top-down corporate culture masquerading as popular culture that makes steam come out of my ears.

[I love this rationalization of why Fox News is so popular. See, it isn't the people who want to see it. Fox News is really being FORCED on them by "top-down corporate culture."]

Would use the force of law if they could, and use lies forced on people by their minions who can control TVs in public places. They also use churches to promote their lies and wars and death. This doesn't quite compare to purchasing a $20 anti-nuisance gadget online. I'm sorry, the gadget won't promote torture, won't promote killing doctors, and can't even begin to get the stain of what Fox and its media "friends" have assisted in putting on our country and our people.

[Piously declared a DUmmie who would use force of law to remove Fox News from the airwaves...if he could.]

Watching FOX in particular is bad for your health if you are of the opposite political inclination, I walked out of a doctors office a few years back because they had something on that was enraging me and driving my blood pressure, which is already high enough, even further up the scale. For a doctors office in particular to put on something they should know is going to be detrimental to a subset of their patients is unconsionable, "first, do no harm", eh?

[WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that Fox News is hazardous to DUmmie health.]

I don't care if it's censorship or not, exposing your customers to bad propaganda is not a good business decision in the first place.

[Danger! Danger! Contrary views on the airwaves! Danger!]

I have a chemical imbalance in my brain, it's not my fault and not something that is under my control, there are a lot of us out here in the general population who aren't wrapped entirely tight. Fox and conservatives in general spend a great deal of time and effort deliberately trying to anger liberals, perhaps we should be better than to let it get to us but we are only human. I should have to learn and practice "calming techniques" in order to visit the doctor? Do you have any idea how ludicrous that sounds?

[Fox News is driving me CRRRAAAAAAZZZZY!!!]

Kiss my ass, if you don't like it, suck it. I damned well am going to unilaterally decide to turn off other people's FAUX Noise. This is an omelet for which I'm willing to break some eggs...

[I damned well am going to unilaterally act like a censorious jerk.]

A demonstrably evil, anti-family organization like Murdoch's should be momentarily silenced, sometimes. It's only a token version of what Fox tries to do to every one of us every goddamned day. Turning off a single monitor here and there, only for as long as it takes someone else to bother to turn it back on, hardly amounts to censorship.

[So you won't mind if I turn off Keith Olbermann at the local Starbucks?]

All they do is catapult propaganda ad nauseum, that is not freedom of speech. Not in public waiting rooms where there is no escape, it is propaganda. Shutting it off is not censorship it is a person's right not to be subjected to filthy noise pollution.

[The DUmmie interpretation of freedom of speech.]

Read David Neiwert's book The Eliminationists. Outlets like FOX News serve a very important role for the radical right - they talk about unacceptable ideas, and work on making them acceptable. They serve as a bridge between the mainstream and the rabidly violent fringe.

[Will that remote device also work on that dopey book?]

Obviously, you are not aware of the mind control project funded by Fox News! They fund teles that they give to places like McD's to indoctrinate the poor into being good fascists. They have instructed those recieving the sets to NEVER allow anything Else to be shown. I already will not go there. I am SICK of the hate. NONSTOP HATE. That is unseemly in public. And it is inciteful. If I hear some stupid f*ck comment on that bitch Michelle or such, I might lay the fool out. That should not be happening in public. Fox should be kept in the bedroom, with all the other nasty business. Bring it in my face, and I object vociferously.

[So McD's is also part of the conspiracy. Brainwashing with Big Macs.]

It works great in doctors offices and other places where you are being forced to listen to the tube, but not at Walmart. Walmart has some kind of system that turns the TV's back on after a few seconds.

[That system is standard at all detention centers.]

My dentist has it on in his waiting room AND in the *#$%!% exam rooms! I swear the blather from FAUX is worse than the shots and drilling. He also listens to Rush, but fortunately I only found this out b/c of a comment he made while he had his hands in my mouth. It took all my strength not to bite him.

[Not a good idea to bite your dentist since he can pull your teeth in retaliation.]

I quit seeing a Chiropractor because he insisted on having christian radio on while your made to wait.

[Was it tuned to ISSUES, ETC.? If so, you might have heard a certain DUmmie FUnnies co-conspirator.]

What I want to know is what kind of incentive is Fox offering to keep the TVs on Fox. There's too many TVs set to that channel in public places for it to be coincidence.

[Big sacks of cash.]

Wish there was a radiobgone to turn off Rush Limpballs at work.

[I believe that device is called the Fairness Doctrine now repackaged as LOCALISM.]

34 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"They also use churches to promote their lies and wars and death."-DUmmie

OH MY GOD FOX NEWS CONTROLS THE CHURCHES TOO?

"I have a chemical imbalance in my brain, it's not my fault and not something that is under my control, there are a lot of us out here in the general population who aren't wrapped entirely tight."-DUmmie

Poor guy. Yet, it explains a lot.

"Obviously, you are not aware of the mind control project funded by Fox News!"-DUmmie

Are they in league with the Reverse Vampires or the Fiendish Fluoridators?

"It works great in doctors offices and other places where you are being forced to listen to the tube, but not at Walmart."-DUmmie

I've seen TVs in Walmart but they just repeat ads and little Food Network clips. If these people are starting to see Fox News EVERYWHERE, then I think the problem is most likely between their ears.

Anyway I'll start looking for people in tinfoil hats with their little Censorship Rayguns. It should be fun.

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

The quality of the reasoning for this cowardly and laughable attempt at censorship is really incredible!

Perhaps the television is turned to that channel because MORE PEOPLE WATCH IT THAN CNN AND MSNBC COMBINED!

See, it's kind of like voting, where the majority gets to pick...

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. These idiots make the Borg look like rugged individualists.

These people are truly frightening in their utter hypocrisy.

Jane, get me off this crazy thing!

3:01 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

So narrow minded, so closed minded, so uterally blind to even the slightest HINT of their own hypocrisy. Unwilling to deviate even the slightest from their group-think. Forever destined to see consipiracies everywhere but within their own brains.

Liberals

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Icarus said...

And once again I reach the same conclusion: these people can't be real. The parodies are just too perfect.

All the liberals are gone and DU is nothing but Lousy Freeper Trolls mocking liberals. It has to be.

There's no way these people can really think this stuff.

3:36 PM  
Blogger SBK said...

The thing is I have never seen FOX news in an airport, it's always CNN.

And I don't recall ever seeing it in a restaurant.

4:00 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Fox is on at my doctor's. However the sound is turned down, and it is captioned instead. Soft music in the background.

Enough to drive a typical lefty nuts i guess.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They also use churches to promote their lies and wars and death.

Ah, yes. A Ouija board is preferred by one in 2 DUmmies. Tarot cards are probably better. Necromancy anyone?

4:07 PM  
Anonymous Trog's Brain said...

That damned First Amendment! Poor DUmmies, life would be so much easier if it were all MSNBC all the time.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

DUmmies have become self-satirizing. Anything scurrilous we write about them is far inferior to what they write about themselves. They are digital brownshirts, militantly intolerant, crazier than shithouse rats, irony proof, and profoundly stupid.

And their man is in the White House.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Hey! That's NOT my friggin brain. And I can prove it with one, multiple choice question to mr smarty pants Trogs Brain:

When a young and beautiful clanswoman approaches you and vomits on your feet, do you...

A) Offer the fresh vomit to the warrior counsel.

B) Bury it near the alter hoping to call the Big Bad Leroy Brown Spirit (he was meaner than a junk-yard dog and hungry for fresh vomit).

C) Gag.

There's only one right answer, Trog's Brain. We've arrived at the moment of truth.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"crazier than shithouse rats" Smitty

Badder thanna ol King Kong da dum da dum da dum.

Anybody else but me, the ultra sensitive and highly intuitive troglaman, picking up on the Bad Bad Leroy Brown shit? Probably not.

"So let us now watch the DUmmies plan to shut down Fox News via hidden remote control" P Jinc

Perfect. Speaks for itself. Keep it up, jackasses.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor troggy.
Now he's resorted to baiting himself.


Skul

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trog, the Dumbasscrats correctly have as their symbol the jackass.
Whether Trog's Brain was channelling Jim Croce's song or not is immaterial. What is material, Troggy, is that the wonderful, tolerant, freedom-loving, kumbaya-singing, asshat Liberals (like you) over at Democrat Underground are advocating the violation of the First Amendment.
Now, Trog, if someone or someones over at Free Republic had advocated using these devices to turn off TVs in public places that were tuned to MSNBC or CNN, etc., what would your reaction be? THAT, sir, is what is material here. As usual your chronic and acute rectal-cranial inversion is preventing you from seeing this.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"I try my hardest to ignore them, but can be extremely difficult. "

Just like a child , easily distracted with lights and sounds.

What strikes me the strongest about the DUmmies is their failure to see the irony in their own actions. In this case, the fact that controlling everyone's tv's, like shutting them off remotely, is what true fascists do. By using a remote control to shut off that TV, the DUmmies becomes the very fascists they claim to be fighting.

8:01 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"..is that the wonderful, tolerant, freedom-loving, kumbaya-singing, asshat Liberals (like you) over at Democrat Underground are advocating the violation of the First Amendment." anon

Nope. You're wrong. You're just dumbass wrong. Just because you say it, doesn't make it true. Prove that asshat libs want to wipe out the first amendment. We're the porn advocates, remember?

12:53 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"In this case, the fact that controlling everyone's tv's, like shutting them off remotely, is what true fascists do. By using a remote control to shut off that TV, the DUmmies becomes the very fascists they claim to be fighting." ray

We're not trying to turn off your TV's you dumb shit. Christ.

Keep me updated on this important story, ray. You obviously believe it. You've already made up you mind. I want to hear about all the TV's turned off by those tech-savvy libs.

Know what? You won't be able to do it. Why? Because it's not happening. You stupid fuckers have, once again, just made up some stupid shit to be afraid of. Head down to your neighborhood bar and find those pesky libs and their super scary remote controls. I'll be eagerly awaiting your "on the scene" reporting.

Troglamatic prediction: You're all full of shit.

I want one, just one, super scary remote control. One. Find it. I'll be waiting.

You won't, of course, be able to do it. You and I already know that. So why do you dumbass mother fuckers keep thinking it's true when it's not?

You all love the fear, that's why.

So. I, troglaman, will send $100 to the first jerk-off who comes up with the first super scary remote control. Promise. Then I'll patent it and put you dumbshits out of business. Because that's what what we fascists do with super scary remote controls. We turn off Fox News in bars.

Sorry-assed dumbshits.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We're not trying to turn off your tv's you dumb shit." Trog.

"It's a simple device, which looks sort of like a car's keyless entry remote, with a single button that causes it to emit the infrared "Power off" codes for every brand and model of TV it knows about ... "

Your reading comprehension pretty well sucks, you dumb shit.

Read the fucking Dummie comments, asshole. They are wanting to shut off every tv in every public place if the tv is not tuned to a station or network they (the DUmbasses) agree with. In other words, Trog, MSNBC = good; FNC = rightwing = bad. The DUmbasses are wanting to dictate what everyone else can or cannot watch in public places. Sounds fascistic to me, Trog.

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Mary Jo Kopechne said...

Trog,

The fact is that the DUmmies don't have the power to censor TV, radio, the Internet or smoke signals. But the sad reality is that they'd quickly use that power were it available.

Read their words, dumbshit, FOX isn't wrong, it's profoundly evil and must be stopped. They consider contrary speech as hate speech. It's not a matter of stopping contrary speech in public places, they want to stop it completely and permanently. They don't have that power yet, but they can dream.

That's not my opinion, it's their statements. You can read, can't you?

2:39 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"They are wanting to shut off every tv in every public place if the tv is not tuned to a station or network they (the DUmbasses) agree with." dumbfuck anon

Well then, you better be on the look-out for these devices. No doubt, they're everywhere. I might be standing outside your house right now trying to turn your tv off. Soooo scary.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But the sad reality is that they'd quickly use that power were it available." She Who Has Risen

I see. It's not that we're really doing it, we just would if we could. You, being intelligently designed, know this because of a thread at DU.

Fine. Makes perfect sense.

$200 to the first dumbshit who can get me one. No shit. I'm thinking this device might have magical power.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic chickenshit argument style there, trog.

First, they didn't say it, then when confronted with actual words, quickly jump to "Ok, they did, but it's teh stupid to comment on it."

You can't really be this obtuse, can you?

It's not that we're so "scared" of a tv zapper carried by a DUmmie. What is frightening, however, is the attitude and belief system behind it. And the sheer hypocrisy from these self-labeled "freedom-lovin'" idiots.

You can understand that, can't you, Trog? I mean, if you try really, really, REALLY hard to think in a logical manner. Go on, try it. You may like the feeling of being able to defend a point logically. It may even become a habit.

7:34 AM  
Anonymous Mary Jo Kopechne said...

Troggy,

Read the thread above where DUmmie nazis are now demanding that other people turn off FOX because it offends their superior DUmmie political sensibilities.

Little brownshirts who can't stand contrary politics. "Wah! We demand Olbermann 24/7."

Dumbshit.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny idea, but kinda nazi esque in you wanting to control what is on every TV

Whoa. Someone equated that brand of fascism to the correct behavior patterns. That deserved a Kewpie Doll.

Fox News is really being FORCED on them by "top-down corporate culture."

All the major news networks are owned by big corporations. This is how DUmmies convince themselves that the MSM is "right-wing", because everyone knows corporations are "right-wing". And never you mind that 1) corporations are nonliving entities and hence apolitical, and 2) many CEOs of large corporations are HUGE contributors to the Democratic Party.

Fox and conservatives in general spend a great deal of time and effort deliberately trying to anger liberals,

Actually, we don't because it requires so very little effort. If you want to anger a conservative, lie to him. If you want to anger a liberal, tell him the truth. And you don't have to go very far to see it in action: Troggie here is a prime example of that.

Obviously, you are not aware of the mind control project funded by Fox News!

No worries! Just put on your tinfoil hat to deflect those mind-control rays emitted from the illuminati!

I should get one of those myself, though, just to piss off fascist moonbats by turning TVs back on.

11:42 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You people drive a hard bargain. OK. $300 for the first one of you cucumbers who can get me a TV zapper.

It's got to exist, right? Otherwise you're all full of shit. Pretty simple.

3:05 AM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

Trog,

Hey douche bag, TV-B-Gone does exist, do a basic Google search and save yourself $300.

I wonder if they also make "Trog-B-Gone"? Now that would be worth $300, my own little Troggy zapper.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"wonder if they also make "Trog-B-Gone"? Now that would be worth $300, my own little Troggy zapper." Smitty

This is weird but I've had this dream that I spew snake venom on Smitty and the rest of you Remote Control nutbags.

"TV-B-Gone does exist, do a basic Google search and save yourself $300."

And because it exists means its being bought up by thousands of robot libs who are going to stand outside your homes, resturants, bars, places of business, and switch off Fox News. Right? This is what you're saying.

It's not going to happen. Neither is taking away guns. Or ammunition.

Pretty funny that so many of you proclaim the USA to be the strongest nation on earth then girly scream about the gay, and atheists, Letterman and Palin, Miss California, and the Muslims.

This is your position. Be very afraid and whine about everything. You're a bunch of fucking babies.

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

How predictable. Trog you're losing your edge. Time to change channels (Reaches for Trog-B-Gone).

Zaaaaap!

1:26 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Zaaaaap!" Smitty

Where am I?

2:09 AM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

Where am I?

Think Rod Serling.

12:44 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Rod Sterling?...no...NOOOO!! NOT THAT!

3:04 AM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

Rod Sterling?...no...

Rod Serling not Rod Sterling, dumbass. Rod Sterling played second base for the Cubs back in the early 50s.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link to the turn off faux device. I love how you cons all think you're so tough but are the first to start whining and crying about how the big bad liberals and the gays are gonna come take your toothless sister away from you, always the victim, poor cons.

5:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just started reading some of your supposed blog and I can only contend that you cannot be over 12 years of age. My just turned 17 year old laughed his ass off at how utterly stupid your responses are not to mention the content and your weird spellings/grammar. Just goes to show anyone can blog, bwhahahahaha, is it on your resume too? Bwhahahahaha. I can post anonymous and you have no ads? Bwhahahahaha, not to stupid.

5:44 PM  

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