Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Obama Worship Crashes Into Hard Wall Of Reality

Ooh! Ooh! The very sound of the name Barack (skip middle) Obama sends such a tingle up my leg! Our beloved Obamassiah can do no wrong. He would never lie about a campaign aide assuring the Canadians that Barack didn't really mean what he said about NAFTA nor would the Obamassiah get involved in a sleazy land deal with Tony Rezko. Unfortunately, the DUmmies are now having to face such harsh reality as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Finally, Obama faces tough questions from the press. Reacts with paranoia, walks out." Yes, suddenly there are clouds on Obama's horizon. Unfortunately for the Democrats, they will probably be STUCK with their far less than perfect Saviour since it is now almost numerically impossible for him to lose the nomination. Tainted Democrat candidate! I love it! However, for the DUmmies this is causing much angst. So let us now watch the DUmmie ants rush about their ant farm with great panic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, once again detecting the hidden hand of Icky Harold Ickes in all this, is in the [brackets]:

Finally, Obama faces tough questions from the press. Reacts with paranoia, walks out.

[I am NOT a crook!]

SAN ANTONIO, Texas -- Led by the Chicago press corps that has covered Obama for years, the candidate today faced a barrage of questions in what turned out to be a contentious news conference.

Questions centered on why his campaign had denied that a meeting occurred between his chief economic advisor and Canadian officials as well as questions on his relationship with Tony Rezko, a Chicago land developer and fast food magnate, now on trial for corruption charges.

Obama claimed that when he had first denied the meeting between Austan Goolsbee and any members of the Canadian administration he provided "the information that had at the time."

He added, "Nobody reached out to the Canadians to try to reassure them. They reached out, unbeknownst to the rest of us; They reached out to Mr. Goolsbee, who provided them with a tangible conversation and repeated what we've said on the campaign trail."

When did the meeting take place? Why did the Canadian officials reach out? Did Goolsbee not come forward right away and admit the meeting to Campaign Manager David Plouffe and Obama when both denied it last week? These are questions that went unanswered as the press conference was cut short.

Much of the back and forth, though, between reporters and Obama was about his relationship with Tony Rezko, with reporters demanding to know why new details were emerging from the case though Obama and his staff had claimed they had been forthright with all the details.

Obama and Carol Marin, political editor at NBC5 in Chicago and columnist at the Chicago Sun-Times, tangled over how up front Obama had been about Rezko. Obama cut off her line of questioning, saying that Marin's questions were personally motivated.

[Sniff! Barack's modified limited hangout flopped.]

So, this is how he reacts under stress--would NOT want him answering the RED PHONE

[Hello?... Uh... Hello D- uh hello Dmitri? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... ]

He's PISSED that his HONEYMOON is over. Doesn't know how to HANDLE IT. Now that they're asking a few REAL questions.

[I like the adoring questions from before: "Senator Obama, are you really as wonderful as they say you are?]

I saw part of the Obama interview. When he answered one of the questions with his usual this ain't nothing attitude, and saw these reporters weren't going to swallow the charisma, you could see the fear in his eyes. Deer In The Headlights.

[When I get fear in my eyes it's like Li'l Beaver In The Headlights.]

The press has been giving Obama a free ride until yesterday.

[And now he is getting a free ride straight down the slope.]

The press has been after Hillary because she doesn't have a penis. The men and women of the press love penises.

[So does Ben Burch.]

Yeah, but he's the messiah and nobody is supposed to ask questions.

[The Obamassiah answers no questions from mere mortals.]

Yep, he struck out today but good. Not ready for prime time.

[Icky Harold Ickes is hiding out in the dugout giving signals to the pitcher while Obama strikes out.]

Obama has been babied far too long.. He's lived in an insulated bubble with his handlers Teddy and Kerry running interference for him. When Obama comes upon an unscripted moment, as when facing a tough round of questions from reporters. Obama falls apart like a prom queen winning second place and watching the crown bypass her to the 1st Place winner. And being the poor example of a presidential candidate...True to form. he stomps out of the room moaning and groaning like the spoiled child that he is.

[Hmmm... So you're accusing Obama of being a queen?]

His halo was dimming fast right before their very eyes.

[Now that the Obamassiah's halo is being tarnished, the DUmmies are singing, "Oh come let us ignore him!"]

Unless he's reading a prepared speech, the man is at a loss for words when he's on his own.

[So he's clean but not articulate?]

Well, guess what- Apparently, theres more to his involvement than he cares to admit. The dirt will all come out I hope sooner, rather than later. This is MORE than a Roll of the Dice on Obama. Obama is playing Russian Roulette with our future, whether you care to admit it or not!

[Deer in the headlights or "Deer Hunter?"]

Hillary is a knife fighter, OB is a lamb being led to slaughter.


Obama was in a snit when asked to speak the truth

[...to power.]

Senator Obama did not seem like the tough street fighter when faced with 8 questions. We've got "2-3 minutes" on NAFTA and "8 questions" to be considered as the Number of the Day on Hardball. Something tells me it will be something else that Mr. Matthews chooses to highlight.

[That tingling sensation running up his leg will be a reminder.]

It appears there is a bit of John Kerry in Obama... If he can't take the heat from reporters he will wilt like a cheap carnation under the heat of the right wing slime machine. The question we should ask now, have we bought another John Kerry who won't stand up for himself?

[John Kerry discount sale! Blue Light Special!]

I think people outside of DU are also paying attention to this story. Already almost 10,000 hits on this thread in less than 18 hours. Those hits aren't just coming from DU.

[Many of those hits are coming from the DUmmie FUnnies. Hee! Hee!]

Obama's immature attitude, left the stage in a snit

[Childish Snit Fit.]

Obama coddled for so long, now he can't take a dose of reality

[Bush's fault!]

The walking on water trick getting old?

[I prefer his turning water into wine trick.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...


How the Mighty have Fallen! It would seem that Obama has feet of clay after all.

One problem: Hillary will lose to McCain. Not might... WILL.

Anyone who thinks the GOP has been sitting idly by and not watching the whole Hillary campaign and its weaknesses is no Republican.

In this thread they call her a 'knife-fighter'?

That's great!

Too bad she's gonna be goin' to a gunfight.

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, I just imagined a scene:

Hillary kicks in a door of a Western saloon. Barack turns from the bar, stands up and struts toward Hillary. He grins, and begins to cock his fist. Suddenly, like greased lighting, a Bowie Knife appears and slashes his throat. He falls, gasping for air. Hillary wipes her blade on his silk tie, and heads to the bar. "Cosmo" she says in a gravely voice. She pours the cool flavored gin down her throat in one swig. "ahh" she says. After pausing a moment, she walks across the dirty floor of the saloon to the door. Just as she gets to the door, we cut to an exterior shot. The saloon explodes in a ball of fire as an A-4 Skyhawk wings its way into the clear blue sky.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's lived in an insulated bubble with his handlers Teddy and Kerry running interference for him."

There's your problem.

"Unless he's reading a prepared speech, the man is at a loss for words when he's on his own."

My wife said the same thing just last night when we saw Obama on the news.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yow britt!

I love it! Now, work in some full frontal nudity by Her Thighness!

(Oh! Cosmos are made with vodka)

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, this is beautiful. Obama and his cult of personality used to frighten me. But now it seems the bubble is bursting a la Mike Huckabee and the Democrats are realizing that they're stuck with, as South Park so eloquently put it, a douche and a turd as their candidates for the nomination. With Hillary's overwhelming baggage and the media beginning to turn on Obama, Republican victory in the general election is looking more and more likely regardless of who McCain faces. Best case scenario, the Democratic Party implodes on itself in the coming months (as the TRUE messiah once said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand") while, conversely, the GOP unites behind the once controversial choice of McCain, as it is uncannily prone to doing when it comes to elections.

6:17 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I agreed with everything these Dummies had to say on this one. Somebody over there took the Red Pill.

(For non-Matrix fans...it means they suddenly became able to perceive REALITY, as opposed to a manufactured illusion.)

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...nor would the Obamassiah get involved in a sleazy land deal with Tony Rezko." PJ

Sleazy land deal. What was sleazy about it PJ? Do you have one little sliver of fact that Obama did anything wrong? Just one tiny, little itty bitty pinhead of fact that Obama lied about it or broke the law or something? Just an atomic particle of substance? A proton of truth?

What is with you guys and land deals anyway? Never mind. Let's talk Ken Lay, Jack Abramoff, the Keating Five, Cunningham, Libby, etc, etc, etc. The list could go on forever. You all don't seem too upset about these guys. Why? Because they didn't partition a real estate lot next door (so scary)?

No. It's because you're much more concerned with imagined foibles than real ones. That's why.

So I'll just sit here patiently waiting for someone to let me know what Obama did wrong. Not what he MIGHT have done, or what you SUPPOSE he's done. Tell me what he did wrong. I'm waiting.

Kool Aid sucking sheep.

3:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Four of the Keating Five were Democrats, anonymous douchebag! 8)

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After a lengthy investigation, the Senate Ethics Committee determined in 1991 that Alan Cranston, Dennis DeConcini, and Donald Riegle had substantially and improperly interfered with the FHLBB in its investigation of Lincoln Savings, while John Glenn and John McCain had been only minimally involved. The Committee recommended censure for Cranston and criticized the other four for "questionable conduct."

From Wikipedia.

Only Glenn and McCain ran again and won -- the others did not run or were defeated in the next election cycle.

9:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the skinny on Obamassiah's sleazy land deal:


1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still waiting. Nice job on the Keating five. Super. True to form.

But I don't see anything about Obama's supposed "sleazy deal". Not one word except for dubya's lousy link (why don't you just summarize your American Thinking friends for me, dubya. I trust you'll give us all a good accounting).

Let me remind you of my question. What did Obama do wrong? Anyone?

Kool Aid licking lemmings.

2:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What Obama did wrong was become a tool for Iraqi and Syrian Baathists! Or maybe it's more sinister than that...

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What Obama did wrong was become a tool for Iraqi and Syrian Baathists! Or maybe it's more sinister than that..." anon

What? Yeah, the Baathists. Soooo scary. I heard they were really good at hiding out in pea-traps. By now *yawn* they could be anywhere. Maybe we should go to "Orange" or something.

4:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dumbass anonymous:

The "fearless leader" of Syria, Assad and all his henchmen are Baathists! The founders of the Baathist Party were inspired by the German National Socialist Workers Party, aka the Nazis.

Do a little more reading of history.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The founders of the Baathist Party were inspired by the German National Socialist Workers Party, aka the Nazis." anon

Sooooooo. Sccccaaaaarrrrry. Pussy.

3:18 AM  

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