Thursday, October 12, 2006

DUmmies Angered Over South Park 9/11 Conspiracy Episode

Last night South Park brilliantly satirized the loony 9/11 conspiracy theory crazies out there. And since most of DUmmieland consists of such conspiracy theorists, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were also talking about THEM. This was one of the BEST episodes of South Park and if you missed it, you can catch a clip of the latter part of the show at HOT AIR. Of course, the DUmmies were quite upset over being mocked by South Park especially since many of them were misled into believing that the show would buy into their paranoid view about President Bush before the tables were turned on them as you can see in the clip at Hot Air. You can see their outrage at this THREAD titled, "The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight." So let us now watch the DUmmie 9/11 conpiracy theorists react to being mocked in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who suspects South Park of being part of a vast government conspiracy to discredit the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, is in the [brackets]:

The South Park kids are doing 9/11 tonight.

[Oh boy! Matt and Trey will FINALLY validate all our mad MIHOP theories!]


[Posted a DUmmie at 10:08 P.M., not realizing what is in store for him later. Hee! Hee!]

Basically, making fun of 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Which I am all for. Give em hell Southpark! This really may be the best show on television.


Blaming the Jews (Kyle)

[In DUmmieland they blame the neocons (Jews).]

Cartman is MIHOP and Kyle isn't? I thought Cartman was conservative and Kyle was liberal

[Wrong. Cartman is a nutcase and Kyle is rational.]

I'll tell you the end right now They will realize that everyone is at fault and no one is really to blame, and they will find a way to make conservatives look like well-meaning and patriotic but bumbling yokels, and will make liberals look like angry, unreasonable jerks who want to be friends with the terrorists. The writers of South Park are slime, and they are hacks

[You need to get a clue from the Hardly Boys since your prediction was WRONG.]

yep, that's how they all go And, if you're passionate about anything, there's something wrong with you.

[Especially if you are among the 25% of the idiots who buy into the 9/11 conspiracy theories.]

they hate conservatives, but they hate liberals more I am tired of this "they are equal opportunity bashers" bullshit. But believe what you want. Maybe you are proud that Trey Parker thinks anyone who questions Bush is a retard.

[Cry me up a river of Scott Tenorman tears.]

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism


South Park's creators think Global Warming is liberal overreaction too... I would expect nothing less from their treatment of 9/11.

[GLOBAL WARMING!!! Quick! Put on heavy overcoats so you won't freeze when global warming hits!]

They also portrayed Al Gore as a nut job

[What did South Park do? Run a video clip of Al Gore?]

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

[You're in for a BIG surprise when you find out that isn't the last part. Hee! Hee!]

Questioning Bush and 9/11 = Death. HAHAHAHA *wipes eyes* boy is America going down the shit hole :

[Posts a DUmmie who hasn't watched the SP episode.]

Considering you obviously didn't see the episode, and have no friggin idea what I'm talking about or laughing at........shut up.

[Stop laughing, DAMMIT! They are making fun of US!]

You watch your tone with me India3. You're right I haven't seen the episode but that doesn't warrant you telling me to "shut up".

[Since you haven't seen the episode then you can't know that South Park is brilliantly mocking YOU.]



Hey, they're totally reaming Bush now! It's awesome! Watch it! Anyone who sees this episode should know once and for all should know that South Park isn't conservative.

[Posted DUmmie Rocknrule at 10:21 P.M., not yet realizing it is the DUmmies who are about to be reamed. Hee! Hee!]

I keep waiting for the twist. Gotta be one.

[Don't worry. You will be twisted out of shape.]

I knew there would be a part coming where they end up giving Bush a free pass and slam all liberals as insane conspiracy nuts

[The bitter truth finally slams the DUmmies square in the face. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

What are they saying about Bush?

That he did 9/11

[Replied DUmmie Rocknrule, still slightly behind the curve.]

here's how it went down. after it looked as though Bush was admitting to doing 9/11, we finally find out that the 9/11 conspiracies are the real government conspiracy. Moral of the story: Conspiracy nuts are just that. Nuts. The government perpetuates 9/11 conspiracy because they want people to think they are capable of pulling such a conspiracy off. They ended by saying, essentially, that 9/11 conspiracies are for sheep, anyone who doubts the official story is a retard, and the alert and aware Americans are the ones who know that Bush is telling the truth about 9/11.

[A DUmmie finally wakes up to the sad truth about the episode.]

That Bush wants us to believe he did 9/11 because that way...
he seems powerful... And they think anyone who believes that Arabs-In-A-Cave didn't do 9/11 is retarded.

[And DUmmieland is afflicted with mass retardation.]

Well, talk about statements you wish you could take back
did you stop watching right when you posted this? Did you not see the end? Or are you a retard, as the creators of South Park say you are

[He is! He is!]

Ok, someone help me...... did they just make the administration look like f*cking idiots or f*cking genius's?

[Obviously you don't fall into the genius category.]

The government actually is behind the conspiracy movement so people believe that they are in control of everything, instead of people believing they are completely incompetent and unprepared, which they really are. Bush and the gov are keeping the conspiracy movement alive, even though 9-11 was causeed by *GASP* a bunch of pissed off muslims.

[Posting the latter as fact in DUmmieland is enough to get you tombstoned.]

They said that people who doubt the offical 9/11 story
are retarded.

[How does that make you feel?]

I guess it makes them part of the 75% who aren't retarded.
The whole point of this episode was "don't question the government"

[As they try to spin control themselves out of complete humiliation.]

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes
It's quite obvious from their portrayal of blacks, Jews, gays, and other minorities that they're nothing more than a bunch of RW racist gaybashers, with a bunch of poo-poo jokes thrown in.

[Screeches out a DUmmie angry at being humiliated by South Park.]

and they can't write decent satire to save their lives

[Everyone other than humiliated 9/11 conspiracy theorists laughed like hell.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

and its helping an entire generation despise liberalism

The 1970s already did that.

I guess you just missed the last part where Bush shot the conspiracy theorist through the mouth with a pistol. Rumsfeld: "He died like a pig"

I so need to watch this episode.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trey Parker & Matt Stone are racist homophobes

Aren't they, um, gay?

9:39 AM  
Blogger Icarus said...

Maybe the funniest DUFU yet. Although for a change, PJ, it was the DUmmies themselves that provided the comedy.

What silly loons. What sweet Fraudenschude, or however the nitwits spell their non-word.

Best part? I swear South Park might be right - I think the government in general and conservatives in particular are actually BENEFITING from these crazy hoseheads. After all, it does create only two logical possibilities: either 1) liberals are all anti-American paranoid nutcases, or 2) the Bush administration is amazingly effective and powerful.

Jesus, liberals are dumb. If they had half a brain between all of them, they'd shoot all the conspiracy theories, and hammer on blaming Bush for incompetence in letting 9/11 happen (of course, they somehow have to get past 8 years of Clinton bumbling, but it'd still work better than MIHOP).

And now, since I TIVO'd it last night and didn't watch it, I'm going to blow off work, grab a cup of joe, and watch the episode. I may even watch it twice.

I'm serial you guys.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best South Park since Manbearpig. I laughed so hard.

4:49 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Trey and Matt ain't gay, but they ARE freakin' hilarious!

Agreed that this was one of the best since the ManBearPig episode (or the Katrina episode).

Can you imagine a group of DUmmies, sitting around, drinking their latte frappuchinos, cracking up and laughing that South Park is "sticking it to the man" and blaming Bush... All the while, they are being categorized into the 25% of retarded folk who actually believe in 9-11 conspiracy theories.


6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, what's it like up in the hallowed heights of that special 25% ratman? Gettin' enough oxygen?

8:34 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

I see ratman must have a degree in structural engineering or physics or something, right?

Of course, if the WTC had *not* been taken down by a 'controlled implosion' then they obviously would have toppled over like 100-story pine trees, right?

What an ultra-maroon.

8:36 PM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

At appx. 3.5 seconds into the video, I saw a squib on RatMan's brain.

6:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That squib is not what you think. Some executive on that floor was carrying a coffe mug into his office and the impact made him throw it forward into the window.

9:28 AM  
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