Wednesday, June 14, 2006

DUmmies Implode Over Canceled Fitzmas

The frustration level over their stolen Fitzmas is causing a massive implosion in DUmmieland. This DUmmie THREAD titled, "I can't take you (DU) anymore!!" is but one of many such threads expressing frustration over their stolen Fitzmas. I can only imagine the DUmmie savaging of Pied Piper Pitt if/when he returns to DUmmieland. After all, it was Pitt and his disciple, Jason Leopold, who set the DUmmies off in victory celebrations last month when TruthOut boldly announced that the indictment of Karl Rove had ALREADY happened on May 12. I guess Patrick Fitzgerald had a sense of humor when he let Karl Rove know, EXACTLY a month later on June 12, that he would NOT be indicted. However, the DUmmies aren't laughing. They are ANGRY and FRUSTRATED as you can see. So let us now watch the DUmmies lash out at the world in general in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if it is time to start placing Pied Piper Pitt's photo on milk cartons, is in the [brackets]:

I can't take you (DU) anymore!!

[Let the Primal Screaming BEGIN!!!]

enough. F*CKING ENOUGH!!!!! Why the f*ck is everyone attacking Fitzgerald? Leopold? The Keebler Elves??? what the f*ck is going on around here?????????

[It's called "implosion."]

Everyone is attacking everyone. It's freaking me out!!!

[I find it highly entertaining.]

We are soooo frustrated !!!

[You are! You are!]

You just don't understand what's going on here.....
It's the "Shit Dogs" against the "F*ck Wits" against whatever other "epithets" were thrown at "Innocent DU'ers" that's at stake here.Dammit! It's our REPUTATIONS that have been sullied and called into DISHONOR by "IDIOT MEDIA WHORES!!!!" Now, you gotta understand how some of us could get a little "worked up" about that........No?

[So which team are you on? The S-Ds or the F-Ws?]

Sundown is coming. The elves and the Brides of Dracula will rise up from their crumb-covered crypts and wander out into the DU graveyard, looking for fresh blood to keep their insane conspiracy theories alive, to make Janon Leopold a paragon of journalistic integrity, talent, and virtue, and a website with a shred of credibility. They will, of course, fail, and get really testy about it. Especially those damn elves, who leave trails to the crypts for fresh brides and newly-minted delusional with long teeth.

[Methinks you've snorted a bit too much of Tinkerbell's Pixie Dust.]

I got tired of the screaming banshees who seem to think Leopold's story was gospel and pointing out its 100% inaccuracies was somehow character assassination of someone at truthout. Their pathetic clusterfucks went nowhere, so I decided to live life and wait for the inevitable to happen. Today, it did. Didn't take long. This is one-month anniversary of Leopold's claim of that 'secret indictment.' And then, yesterday, that "Sealed v. Sealed" article someone sent me - well, that was funnier than you can imagine. There are only about several thousand docket entries called "Sealed v. Sealed" at the Federal Courthouse in DC. Yep, that Leopold and truthout are real pros.

[There's still hope. Jason Leopold still hasn't completed his investigation into the stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]

Nah, dontcha know???? Rove has already been tried and convicted in a Star Chamber. He is serving a long sentence at Gitmo. But before they shipped him off, he was cloned. As a result, the "Rove" who appeared at last night's fundraiser was the clone. The real KKKarl is down in Cuba learning Arabic and the Koran.

[Wrong. The real KKKarl is in Colorado disguised as a female leftwing college professor leaving an envelope full of dog poop in the mailbox of a Republican congresswoman.]

I think this place has been infiltrated by PAID disrupters, imho. Probably from freep repukelicon!

[The going salary for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS is $20 per hour.]

I'm wondering if there is a 'divide and conquer' plan at work

[More like a 'divide and laugh' plan.]

Hang in there if you can. This morning when I got up I started to hide all the Rove threads. I realized it was futile, so I'm ignoring them instead. I posted this morning that we needed to lay off on Truthout, but my posting was pretty much ignored completely. It's a hard time when we have been so royally screwed. I wish that it were true, but they managed to manipulate us this time. Please don't leave for good or anything. We're all angry and we have a right to be. We've been had. But that doesn't put on the mat in defeat.

[Ben Burch has already sent you a formal invitation for a royal screwing.]

as far as Leopold and Pitt and Ash and Truthout... They screwed up big time, tried to cover their asses in a most embarrassing manner and won't even come clean about it. We attack the main stream media for this kind of shoddy reporting and behavior all the time and need to hold alternative media to the same standards.

[Remember, Pied Piper Pitt checked out and verified all of Leopold's sources in triplicate.]

Um, because Leopold f*cked us over. There's no conspiracy here, and we're not freepers. But Leopold's behavior was reprehensible and he deserves the scorn. And we deserve an apology.

[What's the matter? Weren't you satisfied with Pied Piper Pitt's almost invisible partial birth apology buried deep inside the multi-volume "penitence" thread?]

Its called 'Frustration Overload" .........
..... this too shall pass.

[No it won't because you've got "Frustration Constipation" and you can't pass that load.]

well, I'm not attacking Fitz but I think "FITZMAS" was a lot of hogwash

[That didn't stop almost every DUmmie from breaking out the bubbly on the formal announcement of Fitzmas Accomplished last month.]

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Blogger Icarus said...

Nice graphic!

Sigh. Yet still not a single word from Pitt?

How disappointing. I'm finding it impossible to simultaneously hold my breath in anticipation and laugh continuously.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's pretty pathetic, your entire blog is devoted to cherrypicking posts off of an internet forum because they won't let you post there?

WOW. That would be just as pathetic if a "DUmmie" set up a blog and mocked Freepers for whining that gays aren't be executed like the Old Testament preaches, something that they actually do.

7:18 PM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Yeah, it was the great TRAGEDY of my life that they wouldn't let me post in DUmmieland. I was so frustrated that I had to set up my own "cherrypick" site to experience for myself the wuuunder of posting in DUmmieland. I applaud you for having the insight to see my real motives.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Icarus said...

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ladies and Gents, we have a winner! Taking the trophy in both "most lacking in sense of humor" and "least original post in history" .... the trophy goes to ANONYMOUS!

Good on you, mate. Take a bow.

And P.J. -- the sarcasm panel gives your last comment ... a 9.2!
(Would have been higher but the Venezuelan judge gave you surprisingly low marks. We're looking into it.)

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! talk about BDS!

Such an absolutely demoralizing event to the DUmmies. The wailing and gnashing of teeth. The lamentations of the women.

12:22 AM  
Blogger Staci said...

"WOW. That would be just as pathetic if a "DUmmie" set up a blog and mocked Freepers for whining that gays aren't be executed like the Old Testament preaches, something that they actually do."

WOW, what grammar school did you graduate from? Aren't be executed? Say that out loud fool. And what news are you reading about executing gays? Idiot.

And actually, this site is way more entertaining. And we appreciate PJ for wading through the DUmp for us so we don't have to.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And actually, this site is way more entertaining. And we appreciate PJ for wading through the DUmp for us so we don't have to.

Exactly! It's a thankless task, wading through that cesspool for nuggets of "wisdom" to laugh at. I can't thank P.J. enough for the entertainment he brings. Show a little gratitude, Anon.

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel much the same about wading around for nuggets of wisdom on

I also find that they possess less nuggety good-ness.

Trekking through a sewer is never fun, no matter what camp it's in.

8:34 AM  

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