Friday, February 10, 2006

DUmmie FUnnies 02-10-06 ("So are we FINALLY getting to the tipping point on criminal Bush?")

It must be FRUSTRATING to be a DUmmie. I mean how many times do they have to endure Lucy pulling away the football, having the ACME Co. package blow up in their faces as the Road Runner Beep Beeps carefreely away in the distance, or have the Grinch steal Fitzmas away from them? The latest such FRUSTRATION comes from the Abramoff scandal ACME Co. package blowing up in their faces in the form of the discovery that it was Harry Reid who was taking big payoffs from Abramoff's Indian tribe clients. BEEP! BEEP! Therefore it is NOT suprising to see the high level of FRUSTRATION expressed in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "So are we FINALLY getting to the tipping point on criminal Bush?" As usual, the DUmmie frustrations as they await the arrival of the Great Pumpkin are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of my DUmmie ants stopped in their tracks yet again, is in the [brackets]:

So are we FINALLY getting to the tipping point on criminal Bush?

[So are we FINALLY going to see the Great Pumpkin tonight?]

More and more stories seem to be coming out implicating Bush and his pals in all kinds of criminal stuff. Where do you think we are in our approach to the tipping point? Half way there? Two-thirds there? Or finally, FINALLY at the point when folks will start talking seriously about kicking the boy king out?

[Have patience. The tipping point on removing Bush from the White House will definitely be reached on Jan. 20, 2009.]

Yep. I'd say things are about to implode...

[Did you copy and paste that statement from your posts from the Day When Everything Finally Changed last June or from when you prematurely celebrated the impending Fitzmas on Oct. 28?]

I'd say yes but I'v been saying yes the last 35 times
and they're still squating in the people's house.

[You still have 35 more times left to say YES until Jan. 20, 2009.]

Until they find him in a motel trysting with a transvestite
my guess is there will continue to be about 35% of the country that thinks he's just dandy. I'm despairing that there is such a thing as a "tipping point".

[And how much do you tip transvestites when trysting with them?]

he had that freak gannon in the WH how many times?

[Oh yes. Let us not forget the MANY DUmmie celebrations last year over the fact that the Gannon "scandal" would be the "tipping point" for the Bush Regime.]

We need a "Lonesome Rhodes" moment that will piss off the

[Even a "Randi Rhodes" moment won't help you.]

Maybe if they found a picture of Bush giving a....
blowjob to Abramoff.

[I've got good news and bad news for you, DUmmie. The good news is that they did find an Abramoff BJ pic. The bad news is that it was HARRY REID who was doing the blowing.]

We at DU were "tipped" ages ago

[True. True. The DUmmies tipped off the cliff of sanity long ago.]

How much more do we need??!! Does Bush have to actually stand on the White House lawn with an eight ball of coke in one hand and a bottle of Vodka in the other and scream "I am guilty!"??

[What a heinous crime! Vodka and coke! Only rum and coke is acceptable and then only if the rum is a cheap brand. Good rum, such as Flor de CaƱa, should be drunk straight on the rocks sans coke.]

My prediction: he won't make it to 2008. Resign!

[And last year you predicted he wouldn't make it to 2006. Resign from the Prophets Union!]

Even money says they get away with everything regardless of the facts.

[I recommend you send that betting tip to Janet Jones.]

Something has changed. Something is different.

[Copy and save that phrase for pasting in the future over and over and over again...until Jan. 20, 2009.]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're too fucking stupid to know that an "8 ball" of coke is an eighth of an ounce of cocaine?


11:03 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...


You're too fucking stupid to know that "rum and coke" is a satirical take on a DUmmie rant about an eighth of an ounce of cocaine?


What a total dipwad.

3:40 AM  

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