Friday, April 29, 2005

DUmmie FUnnies 04-29-05 ("Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans")

Do you remember reading the book, 1984 for the first time and thinking that the Hate Week rallies where the Party workers at the Ministry of Truth screeching “HATE! HATE! HATE!” was an interesting literary device but a little unrealistic for an actual situation in life? Well, welcome to the World of DUmmieland in which the 1984 type Hate rantings are not only a reality but the norm as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.” As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Insoc, I mean Bolshevik, Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Hate Week Rally from his telescreen in Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

Now we know how other cultures feel ......... I hate republicans.

[“The preparations for Hate Week were in full swing, and the staffs of all the Ministries were working overtime. Processions, meetings, military parades, lectures, waxworks, displays, film shows, telescreen programmes all had to be organized; stands had to be erected, effigies built, slogans coined, songs written, rumours circulated, photographs faked.”]

And, I have learned to hate most Christians as well. These people will NOT stop until they destroy everything that is Democratic or Liberal. Whats worse, they always attack with a smug self-righteousness that affirms their belief that they are sooooo much better than everyone else.

[“The new tune which was to be the theme-song of Hate Week (the Hate Song, it was called) had already been composed and was being endlessly plugged on the telescreens. It had a savage, barking rhythm which could not exactly be called music, but resembled the beating of a drum. Roared out by hundreds of voices to the tramp of marching feet, it was terrifying.”]

Now I know (as a white male) how other cultures must have felt as the God-Damn Republican Christians showed up and began to destroy and slander everything that was, or is, holy to them.

[“A new poster had suddenly appeared all over London. It had no caption, and represented simply the monstrous figure of a Eurasian soldier, three or four metres high, striding forward with expressionless Mongolian face and enormous boots, a submachine gun pointed from his hip. From whatever angle you looked at the poster, the muzzle of the gun, magnified by the foreshortening, seemed to be pointed straight at you.”]

hate to say it, but I can actually empathize with the radical Muslims at this level. How can any sane person keep their cool when forced to deal with these lying bastards.

[DUmmie TWiley aka Terrorist Enabler.]

We have been forced into a war on virtually every meaningful front there is in our society.

[Have you sent in your contribution this week to the Progressive Democrats of America?]

I really do hate to rant, but I am sick of these bastards sticking their nose where it does not belong and trying to "evangelize" the world. If we loose PBS to these thugs, then it will be the last straw.

[Bad enough to “loose” on the Eurasian Front but to “loose” PBS…INTOLERABLE!!!]

Does anyone else feel this way?

[Yes. Pretty much all your fellow DUmmies feel exactly the same way, DUmmie TWiley, as we shall see.]

Count me in

[I’m just as full of UNCONTROLLABLE HATE as TWilley.]

I can totally empathize with others. I don't know if it's a gift or a curse, but I've always been able to put myself in the other person's shoes. Unless they're republican. Those are shoes that I refuse to wear.

[Republicans: Beyond the Pale!]

I would guess that individuals who are Christ-like will stop calling themselves "christians" -- to distinguish between their belief in Christ's teachings and the Xians perversion of the name and teachings.

[So what should they call themselves? Unitarians?]

I see even shades of repug thinking here on DU, I see it in the pro spanking crowd, in the inverted self responsibility kicks people get on ,The"Darwin awards" and the quippy stupid bully trolls making fun of fat people in a way they'd be ashamed to do if the epithets and ignorance they hurl at fat people was exchanged with gay or black.. I am sick of hate words like bitch slap,and the people rationalizing exploitation and degradation of women, making excuses for it by trying to redefine it.I hate the mental illness bashing.The spirituality bashing.(different thing than religion) DU has it's scapegoats too.. Until Democrats stop,scapegoating their own, and take their own bigotries and words into account and realize this hypocrisy is in themselves they will not be morally better than the right wing bully party,all that much..Even though ethically they are far better and more human than cheep labor republicans..

[DUmmie undergroundpanther, surrounded by a wide and intricate web of EVIL Republican conspiracies.]

They are incapable of tolarating any diversity.. If it does not look or smell like them, then they must attack and destroy it. The world is a much richer place when differences can be appreciated. I am not sure that the practice of "evangelizing" is compatible with anything other than its own.

[Differences will be tolerated….except for differences in thinking.]

I am beginning to understand the powerless who resort to terrorism in a much more intimate way. While I have never been violent, I am beginning to see why others get that way, and I can almost condone their efforts.

[Yeah, you mentioned that before, DUmmie TWiley. And we have a nice room reserved for you in Gitmo where we can torture you with air conditioning and good food.]

Their grip on power seems to get stronger with each controversy. It is sooo frustrating.

[ALL your bases belong to US.]

They make me sick as well. Mentally and even physically sometimes.

[Here is a Barf Bag you can wallow in.]

How soon before the bastards start marching through liberal areas with big damn drums to celebrate the the victory of christians over the secularists?

[Just as soon as they can decide whether to use Conga Drums or Steel Drums, my paranoid little friend.]


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