Chuck Todd Annoyed Impeachment Isn't Being Pushed Even Harder by Democrats

Meathead Rob Reiner Claims "Piles of Evidence of Collusion" in Mueller R...

Rob Reiner appeared on the May 31 "Morning Joe" show and made the absurd claim that there are "piles of evidence of collusion" in the Mueller Report. Really, Meathead? Somehow he has found evidence of Trump-Russia collusion in the Mueller Report that no one else has seen. I therefore challenge Meathead Reiner to SHOW THE EVIDENCE of such collusion. All talk show interviewers should never again allow Meathead on their programs unless he provides such evidence of collusion.

Sparse Crowd at Joe Biden's Philly "Kickoff" Campaign Rally Unreported b...

The mainstream media either glossed over or avoided reporting on how sparse the crowd size, which was barely a thousand, was at his kickoff campaign rally in Philadelphia on Saturday. A camera panning the crowd shortly before Biden took the stage reveals the brutal truth about his campaign attendance which the MSM is laughably avoiding.

Who Is Joe Biden's Press Extraction Lady?

Joe Biden has a campaign aide whose main function seems to be to extract him from the press so that he only has time to respond to them with harmless platitudes. We also see the tragic results of what happens when Biden's Press Extraction Lady is absent from the scene.

Analysis of the Sleepy Joe Biden Yawning Guy

The Pittsburgh campaign kickoff speech by Joe Biden was notable only by its dullness. However, the person who stole the show was the yawning guy behind Biden.

Morning Joe MELTDOWN Over Mueller Report

Morning Joe show experienced a meltdown on Good Friday which wasn't so good for them when they realized that the Mueller Report found NO EVIDENCE of Trump-Russia collusion. They were left only with the tiny crumb of making a the case for obstruction of justice for a crime which was found by Robert Mueller that there was no evidence even happened.

That Time Rush Limbaugh Struggled to Say MY NAME on the Air

In August 2012, Rush Limbaugh was about to read one of my articles on the air. Unfortunately he seemed unable to find my name. In this video I recreate my attitude at the time I heard this on my car radio in a supermarket (where I was couponing) parking lot. Although the reactions you see in this video might seem way over the top, if anything, they probably underplay my reaction at the time as I BEGGED Rush to SAY MY NAME!!! 

 Oh, and did he ever get to say my name? Well, watch the video and find out for yourself.

Glenn Beck Morphs Into Colonel Sanders

Watch an amazing transformation as Glenn Beck morphs into Colonel Sanders.

DUmmies Defend Joe Biden

Can you believe it? A woman has accused Joe Biden of groping her. How can that be? I mean who could have suspected such Biden could possibly have done such a thing?

Of course, there is plenty of evidence "hidden" in plain sight such as dozens of videos and photos. The most recent accusation comes from a Democrat politician, Lucy Flores, who accused Biden of groping her, smelling her hair, and kissing the back of her head... Just as we have seen in numerous videos and photos. And yet... Joe Biden has his ardent defenders in DUmmieland such as on this thread, "Biden and Lucy Flores: Daily Beast has reviewed old correspondence backing up Flores claim."

So let us now watch the DUmmies defend gropin' Joe in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Joe and his antics for putting the DUmmie FUnnies YouTube Channel over the 1000 subscriber mark (and now approaching 3000 after less than a week, is in the [brackets]:


Biden and Lucy Flores: Daily Beast has reviewed old correspondence backing up Flores claim.

[Right. Because without that valuable piece of information we would have no clue that Joe is a serial groper.]

In her piece for “The Cut,” she said that she told a few members of her staff what had taken place after the event. However, she said that she did not have permission to share personal information about them. The Daily Beast was able to view correspondence between Flores and another individual discussing the alleged incident in Nevada years prior to the New York Magazine article. The exchange gives credence to Flores’ claim to the extent that it shows it was an incident she talked about before going public this Friday.

[Well, Biden did say he would wait until Easter to make his decision to enter the presidential race. What he didn't tell you is that now it looks like it will be Easter, 2023.]

Biden seems to hug a lot of people and it doesn’t seem sexual. He needs to back off for sure. But the last time I saw him give a speech I wanted to give him a huge hug.

[Yeah, all Biden has to do is back off a bit and everything will be fine and dandy with his campaign.]

Republicans have been trying to make "Biden is a Perv" a THING for a while now. It hasn't worked for them, because it’s just more of their typical filthy sleazy innuendo.

[Absolutely NO proof...except for those scores of videos and pics on the Web.]

She's been exposed as a Sanders supporter trying to spread Whataboutism about other campaigns because Bernie has massive exposure from his 2016 harassment claims.

[Bernie's fault! Is that you, Hillary?]

"A Big Sloooooooow Kiss" .... oh Jeez, This is another hit job on A Democratic Candidate !! Stop bashing Joe Biden.

[LEAVE JOE BIDEN ALONE!!!!! Okay, there are plenty more threads with the DUmmies defending Biden. And since it has been soooooo long since your humble correspondent has done a full DUFU...let's go for it as we also DUFU "Biden says he never "acted inappropriately" in first statement after Lucy Flores accusation."]

Biden says he never "acted inappropriately" in first statement after Lucy Flores accusation

[I believe! I BEEEEEEEELEEEEEEEVE!!!!]

"In my many years on the campaign trial and in public life, I have offered countless handshakes, hugs, expressions of affection, support and comfort," Biden's statement said. "And not once — never — did I believe I acted inappropriately. If it is suggested that I did so, I will listen respectfully. But it was never my intention."

[I guess Joe never watched all those videos of himself that are all over the Web.]

I'm sick of so-called Democrats doing hit jobs on our Democratic finest. Al Franken, Ralph Northam, Justin Fairfax and Joe Biden know what I mean.

[And don't forget Jussie Smollett.]

seems like a political hit job. Thats just me... ymmv...

[Just you...and all the other clueless DUmmies.]

me too, i agree with you. You called them so-called Democrats doing hit jobs .... CORRECT
PEOPLE WHO DO THIS CAN'T BE DEMOCRATS. sO SAD AND I HAVE TEARS AND I TYPE THIS.
we have to stop the mean-ness !!!!! Please people: Love is the answer.

[This is a DUmmie #MeToo moment as in #MeTooStupid.]

Biden is a good and decent person. He doesn't deserve this. I believe Joe.

[Biden is wonderful. It's just his groping hands that got him in trouble.]

This morning is my first comment on any of these threads. I gave Ms. Flores due attention but... I find her lacking in credibility.

[So much for that "always believe the woman" shtick that we heard endlessly during the Kavanaugh hearing.]

I'd be happy to vote for Biden should he become the nominee. If what Flores described- Biden touching her shoulders and kissing her head- occurred, I don’t see it as disqualifying.

[Because...DEMOCRAT. But still disqualifying for nasty evil Republicans...... Well, welcome back everybody to the OLD DUmmie FUnnies which will serve to complement the new DUmmie FUnnies YouTube channel. Now you can have the BEST of both worlds!!!]

Joe Biden Goes BERSERK at 1986 Senate Hearing

Almost nobody has ever seen this video of Joe Biden using a Senate hearing to showboat with his silly melodramatics in preparation for his upcoming presidential campaign back in 1986.

Keith Olbermann Gets Owned by Good Ol' Mississippi Boy

Trump-hating Keith Olbermann got owned in a most colorful way by a Good Ol' Mississippi Boy over threatening a turkey hunter. Be sure to keep watching the video to see the incredibly hilarious full put-down of Olbermann.

Hilarious Media Meltdowns Over the Mueller Report

The reactions of much of the liberal media to the long-awaited Robert Mueller Report are absolutely HILARIOUS. It was not at all what they expected. In this video I present some of the more entertaining of these media meltdowns.

Keep watching the DUmmie FUnnies channel because I am sure in the very near future we will have more compilations of these very funny meltdowns.

Michael Avenatti Slams Beto O'Rourke as a LOSER

Michael Avenatti really cut Beto O'Rourke down to size in his recent article. Although Avenatti took himself out of the running last year after his drastic fall in fortunes, he still sounds like he wants to take on Trump as the Democrat nominee.

And a YUUUUUUUGE thank you out to all you viewers out there who have made the recent YUUUUUUUUGE surge in the DUmmie FUnnies channel stats possible as I noted in this video.

Creepy Joe Biden vs Cursing Beto O'Rourke

It's on! The big battle of the 2020 Democrat primary season. Creeper versus Curser. Biden versus Beto. Who will win out in the weirdness department?

Is Chuck Todd a Hobbit?

The question has to be asked, especially after watching Chuck Todd interview Beto O'Rourke in Iowa for "Meet The Press." Normally Todd interviews guests while sitting behind a desk. However, during his O'Rourke interview, Todd conducted the interview on his feet raising questions as to whether he is only as tall as a Hobbit.

Beto O'Rourke Is 'The Candidate'

While watching Beto O'Rourke announce his candidacy for president today, his empty platitudes and shallow buzzwords sounded very familiar. And then it hit me. Beto O'Rourke is "The Candidate." Not just a candidate but "The Candidate" as in the 1972 movie of the same name starring Robert Redford as Bill McKay as "The Candidate."

Mueller Report to Be Released on April 1?

A discussion as to why April 1 could be the perfect day for Special Counsel Robert Mueller to release his long awaited report. We also see ABC News senior correspondent Terry Moran emphatically declare that it would be YUUUUUGE news if no Trump-Russia collusion is found in the report and how there would be a big reckoning for both the Democrats and the mainstream media.

The Weird World of Mueller Merch

One side effect of desperate liberal hope of salvation from Robert Mueller in the form of his long awaited report is the plethora of Robert Mueller merchandise, Mueller Merch, available on the Web. This video reviews some of the bizarre Mueller Merch along with suggestions about what liberals can do with it after the Mueller Report does not go the way they want.

DUmmies Pray for Halt in Trump Victories

Just a quick DUFU today but it is perfectly illustrative of the plight of the Left and the DUmmies in particular. Bottom line they are FRUSTRATED that President Donald Trump is WINNING!!! It is absolutely KILLING them that Trump is enjoying success after success: the economy, peace on the Korean Peninsula, moving the American embassy to Jerusalem, rising in the polls which also reflect that the Democrat midterm "Blue Wave" is rapidly receding, and many many other wins.

You can get an idea of just how frustrated the DUmmies have become just from the very title of this thread, Praying that something will break our way tomorrow or this week. So let us now watch the frustrated DUmmies express their angst over Trump victory after Trump victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not yet tired of all this WINNING, is in the [brackets]:

Praying that something will break our way tomorrow or this week.

[Dearest Goddess Gaia, please make the Trump wins stop.]

Motherfucker got his embassy, his massacre of Muslims, his fucking military parade. When is he going to face the consequences?... 

 [Right after he brings peace to denuclearized Korean peninsula. Now on to the other demoralized DUmmies...]

He needs a BIG smackdown, and the sooner the better. 

 [Hurry! Hurry with the smackdown or I'll turn into an incoherent blubbering mess!]

A watched pot never boils....

don't think that since it may jinx it and keep it from happening. I am trying not to read my own tarot cards since sometimes they trick you and tell you what you want to hear if you ask the same question too often. 

[Have you considered staring at chicken entrails? Perhaps you can find the end of the Trumpocalypse in there.]

We need something soon. The GDP, or Genarally Dumb Public, are becomming conditioned to accept the present insanity. 

[HELP!!! The public is way too happy with Trump WINNING!!!]

Truly down about politics right now. 

[Sniff! I thought St. Mueller would have saved us by now.]

Just keep intoning MAGA--Mueller Ain't Going Away. 

[You mean he won't be going away from his own court date tomorrow in which he has to actually put up evidence against a Russian company or go away by dropping the case?]

The world seems such a cruel place sometimes. 

[Yes, Trump winning and winning and winning can be cruel and brutal for the leftwing world.]

Korean Peace: DUmmies and KOmmies Desperate Not to Give Trump Credit

Both the DUmmies and the KOmmies are DESPERATE to NOT give President Donald Trump any credit for North and South Korea agreeing to declare peace after 65 years of an uneasy armistice. They want everybody out there to believe that the peace agreement would have happened no matter who was in the Oval Office. Yeah, what a coincidence that after 65 years it happened on Trump's watch. Of course, what would absolutely KILL the DUmmies and KOmmies would be if Trump were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize which he richly deserves for helping to bring peace to the Korean Peninsula. Oh, and in case you hadn't noticed, the accord the two leaders signed today stated there would be DENUCLEARIZATION. We shall start our tour of their outrage by looking at the DUmmie thread titled, Trump: 'KOREAN WAR TO END!'

As usual, the rantings of the DUmmies and KOmmies, who have a deep seated fear in their gut of Trump holding up a Nobel Peace Prize, are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:


Trump: 'KOREAN WAR TO END!'

[Technically it ended today with the signing of the peace accord that replaced the 1953 armistice.]

Source: Mediate

by Aidan McLaughlin | 7:29 am, April 27th, 2018 

President Donald Trump took to Twitter to celebrate news that the leaders of the two Koreas have agreed to end the Korean War, 68 years after it began. 

South Korean President Moon Jae-in and his North Korean counterpart Kim Jong Un signed a declaration establishing peace between the two longtime foes, and pledging to work towards a complete denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. 

KOREAN WAR TO END! The United States, and all of its GREAT people, should be very proud of what is now taking place in Korea!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 27, 2018

[Now watch the DUmmie ants run around in circles, triggered by a Trump Tweet.]

I KNEW that if this happened, Shithole would take credit for it.

[And yet no objection from you for Obama receiving a Nobel Peace Prize merely for being a Democrat president with warm blood flowing through his body.]

A factor is the realization by both North and South Korea that they were going to be big losers. Trump was pushing for a direct confrontation and the Koreans were going to be the cannon fodder along with the U.S. troops who he would sacrificed. Trump was instrumental in bring this about not because he was seeking a peaceful solution but just the opposite, total destruction that would have devastated the entire peninsula with tens of millions of deaths. Remember that people on both sides of the 48th are Koreans with a history that reaches back thousands of years and that blood is thicker than water.

[History as seen through a thick TDS lens.]

He didn't take credit *directly* but the tweet oozes with implied self-congratulation. That's what he wants people to think. He literally had nothing to do with it. But oh, boy, the claims he will make after the meeting - if he doesn't call it off. It'd probably be better if he called it off and left well-enough alone.

[Yeah, absolutely NOTHING to do with it. Please, please, PLEASE believe that! Oh, and dearest Gaia in heaven please don't let Trump win the Nobel Peace Prize or I shall roll up into a fetal ball permanently sucking upon my thumb.]

Trump ended the Korean War about as much as Reagan brought down the Berlin Wall.

[Which means that Trump ENDED the Korean War.]

ra I have serious doubts, but if the two sides do find a way to live together and (especially) if our troops start coming home from Korea... then there is no possible way that Trump won't benefit from it.

[AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!! No, Gaia, NOOOOOOO!!! Make it not so!]

Kim is playing games to get concessions, but meanwhile it's safe to say his new testing site is being built. Kim will not give up his nukes.

[How do you build a new testing site when you have NO money? Also China is just going to let him build another nuclear site where the radioactive dust floats into their country?]

They took credit for the end of the Cold War and they will also for the Korean War. Prepare yourselves for the image of Trump receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Goodbye cruel world! Just give me my cyanide capsule now to end the pain. ...And now we go to the KOmmie thread where they spell it out plainly... Don't let Trump take credit for NK]

The credit goes to President Moon and gravity. Do NOT let the Republicans get control of the narrative on this one. .

[PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]

Credit for what? Nothing has actually happened?

[Except for the END of the 65 year old armistice which was replaced by a peace accord.]

If there are substantive improvements with N. Korea, a formal peace treaty with S. Korea finally ending the Korean War, and a halt in the N. Korea missile and nuclear programs Trump will get a lot of credit. It may be just luck, but that’s how it works. It happened on his watch.

[Gaia, why do you hate us so?]

Let them wave their flag and when Kim bites them in the ass, I’ll laugh.

[It sounds like this KOmmie is rooting for war.]

If there is a signed Peace Treaty with the US being one of the parties to sign, expect that to be Exhibit A in saying Trump gets credit.

[Gee, you really know how to hurt a KOmmie.]

Everything in life is just a bunch of staged bullshit while we wait for indictments in this ongoing act of war called the Trump administration.

[Yes, the Great Pumpkin is sure to arrive at any time with those Trump-Russia Collusion indictments.]