A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Even DUmmies Mock Hillary On Wiping Server
So just how disastrous was Hillary's press conference yesterday when she proclaimed ignorance about the meaning of "wipe" as in "wipe" the server? It was so bad that even the DUmmies are mocking Miss Pretty In Orange. Although DUmmieland is now at least 95% in Bernie's camp despite the efforts of Head DUmmie Skinner to steer things Hillary's way because of his financial ties to her campaign, the DUmmies have up to now disregarded questions about Hillary's server as mere "rightwing propaganda." They preferred to attack her for economic reasons. However, that has suddenly changed as you can see in this THREAD, "Hillary Clinton won’t say if her server was wiped." Suddenly the floodgates have opened and now Hillary is fair game over there on this topic. So let us now watch the DUmmies go after Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting that Hillary is about to get TRUMPED, is in the [brackets]:
Hillary Clinton won’t say if her server was wiped
[You mean like with a cloth?]
I doubt the server would have been wiped without her consent. Clinton is not just a random person in her late 60s. In addition. If it is wiped, someone made that decision. Given that it was made after a major effort to both print out and save a subset of messaged because the State Department had pushed her to give them the emails. I suspect that when she set up this system it was done with the expectation that they would all be private. Otherwise, at minimum, the work and personal emails would not have been comingled.
[At least she prepared herself for the Big Slammer by wearing an orange jumpsuit.]
She's wiped whatever chance she had to win the General. Unrepairable.
[Is that you, Donald Trump?]
We're going to see that moment re-run 1,000 times before the General. It's a killer, because it reveals something about her that most people find intensely disagreeable. What she lacks in personality, eloquence and warmth she makes up with snark, arrogance, and cold, self-satisfied condescension. The remark wasn't even clever or disarming. Hostile and clumsy.
[But doesn't she bake some killer chocolate chip cookies?]
The comment is making the rounds on social media. But hey ... "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
[So her emails were read by the Russians and the Chinese but what difference does it make?]
She is going to pretend not to understand the context of "wiped" in reference to data?
[Playing DUmb as a campaign strategy.]
When it comes to appealing to Millenials, she's tech savvy... But when it comes to responding to difficult questions, she's a digital newbie. How conveeeenient!
[What difference does it make?]
I am supposed to believe this person doesn't know what a data wipe is?
[Wipe often to prevent hemorrhoids.]
She's acting like a lawyer instead of a candidate. She's keeping her mouth shut, due to potential litigation. That's a bad sign for her campaign. She is on the defensive and this interferes with her positive message.
[Positive message? Like "It's my time, DAMMIT!!!"]
Once politicians start playing semantic games, especially in reference to an FBI investigation, things don't end well.
[It depends on what the definition of "is" is.]
does she think people are stupid?
How to Look Guilty/Arrogant/Stupid 101.
[DUmmies are experts on the latter.]
If the computer was wiped, someone made that decision. Given the existing FOIA, and the fact that her team did the sorting, I don't think that wiping the machine was something done by her tech person without permission.
[Can't she just blame it all on her tech guy?]
. to wipe a hard drive and or a server is something a sixth grader understands. To plea that she has no clue is kind of bizarre,
[What's does "Hack" mean? Chop away at wood?]
Bookmarking for future reference when meltdown occurs. I can see exactly where this is going.......
[It's going straight to President Trump. See you at The Donald's inauguration!]
If she didn't understand what wipe meant, she would have said "What do you mean?" By saying "What, like with a cloth or something?" reaks of on purpose. This is a B movie line.
[A B comedy movie.]
Yep. Hillary is too big to jail. But she will never be elected. This scandal is the end for her. Tragic, in a way. It has all the elements of a tragedy: tragic hero, tragic flaw, tragic ending.
She's blowing smoke and it's working against her; in most people's minds where there is smoke, there is fire.
The few, the brave, the.....WAAAAAH! The demoralized. I mean utterly DEMORALIZED. Who? The handful of Hillary supporters left in DUmmieland. Like George A. Custer at the Little Big Horn, their numbers were never great but now they have dwindled down to a pathetic few. Yes, they had a big boost initially from DUmmie Leader Skinner who hyped Hillary bigtime. Of course, it was Clinton Cash that influenced his decision and until recently he was giving pep talks to boost the morale of those few, very few, Clinton supporters in DUmmieland. However, even Skinner now appears to have given up trying. Perhaps this is the signal that the Clinton money pipeline from the Clinton campaign to his wife in her role as Treasurer for Friends of Hillary has dried up. To get a visual idea of how Hillary's already meager fortunes in DUmmieland has collapsed, just look at their HILLARY GROUP compared to their BERNIE SANDERS GROUP. The latter group has dozens of threads each day with with scores of posts hailing their SOCIALIST while the Hillary Group has just a trickle of threads flowing in with a dozen posts tops...if they are lucky. The bottom line is the steam has completely run out of the Hillary Group and now they are in a freefall of utter demoralization. So let us look at the handful of Hillary threads remaining in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that even Bill Clinton is no longer defending his wife, in the [brackets]: More good news just for us!
[Please Blue Fairy. Bring us any tiny tidbit of happiness!]
Machinists' union endorses Clinton for president in 2016
[Yeah, now there is a real game changer. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
[Rub your rabbit's foot three times and pray to goddess Gaia.]
The union, based in Upper Marlboro, Maryland, represents nearly 600,000 active and retired members, according to its website.
[That's probably counting dead members which means they can vote where Democrats rule.]
I was looking at the list of current Congressional Members who have endorsed Hillary, 118 to date with 15 former members of Congress also endorsing Hillary. These are members who have worked in Congress who has confidence in Hillary but not in Bernie. O'Malley has one endorsement from Congress, 31 Democratic Senate members out of 44, 87 Democratic Representative members out of 188, overwhelming support from Congress.
[Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy!]
Why I post in this safe-haven sanctuary...I wouldn't last 6 replies 'out there'!
[LOL! This DUmmie is right. The Hillary Group is like a safe-haven sanctuary where they can post Hillary fantasies without being Berned.]
That's how you do it one union at a time!!
[The Hard Drive Wipers union will be next with a Hillary endorsement. Well, this thread already faded away at under 10 replies so let us go to the next listless Hillary thread...]
This one from U.S. Senator Tom Harkin. How long before we hear Tom isn't a progressive? Or is a corporatist?
[Defensive much, DUmmie HappyinLA who has a grand total of only 31 post? ]
Senator Harkin's endorsement is a critical one in Iowa.
He is a liberal icon (picked Obama last go 'round). In the Iowa caucus world, this endorsement carries some weight, particularly in light of the relentless media attacks on Hillary, the ginned-up 'threats' of other old candidates entering the primary race, and the so-called surge of Senator Sanders (I-VT). This endorsement is an in-your-face rejection of all that "bad news"!
[I actually read that Harkin "endorsement." All of it was about Harkin himself with one paragraph devoted to Hillary. Okay that thread fizzled out after FIVE replies and now to perhaps the most pathetic thread I have seen in a long time...]
[...and I will so desperately grasp at a straw of absolute nothings that it will turn me, DUmmie Walk away, into the laughingstock of the web.]
She, her sister and their daughters watched the Hillary videos that I sent them and read all of the articles. They are now (all nine of them) certain that they will vote for Hillary and are even talking about having a house party!
[GAME CHANGER!!! BTW, aren't the daughters aged 2 to 12?]
That's how it starts.
[Today a client being merely polite, tomorrow THE WORLD! Enough to send DUmmie Tarhell Dem into massive urinations of happiness. ]
This is great news
[Let the celebrations begin! Okay this thread died at nine but I think you get a sense of their utter hopelessness and desperation. Meanwhile, as stated, even former cheerleader Skinner has skipped the Hillary scene.]
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