Bitter DUmmies Who Live In Small Basements
I had to laugh when I heard about Barack Obama's condescending San Francisco remarks about bitter Americans who live in small towns and have to cling to their guns and religion. You want to know who the most bitter people in this country are? Look no further than the page after page of the DUmmie FUnnies where for the past few years we have been chronicling the angry words of bitter DUmmies who live in small basements and cling to their pizza cartons and astrology. In fact, Obama could look no further than his own wife to get a good example of a bitter American. I mean what is her problem? Michelle Obama has lived a charmed life attending an Ivy League college and later making big bucks in cozy jobs. Yet she is still incredibly bitter most of the time which is often reflected by the bitter look on her face as you can see above. However, one fringe benefit of all this bitterness is that now the DUmmies have become increasingly bitter with each other thanks in large part to Operation Chaos. You can see DUmmies bitter at DUmmies in this THREAD titled, "SOME Obama supporters are missing (possibly intentionally) the real point. There is a trend here," posted by a bitter Hillary supporter who is bitter about bitter Obama supporters. There are actually quite a few of these bitter threads in DUmmieland right now about the bitter feud between Hillary and Obama supporters so I had a lot of bitter threads to choose from. So let us now watch the bitter DUmmies slam each other in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still bitter about not yet hooking up with Petra Verkaik, is in the [brackets]:
SOME Obama supporters are missing (possibly intentionally) the real point. There is a trend here.
[A trend towards replacing Happy Face buttons with Bitter Face buttons.]
The important issue is not about whether or not small town people are bitter. It's obvious that small town people might be bitter in today's failing economy.
[To listen to the bitter DUmmies you would think we were in the midst of the Great Depression when we aren't even in a recession.]
The real issue here is about a developing pattern of Obama's stereotyping of groups of people.Such as his recent stereotyping of small town people as clinging "to guns or religion . . . as a way to explain their frustrations."
[Describing bitter small basement DUmmies who cling to their pizzas or astrology isn't a stereotype. It is a flat out fact. The reason why the DUmmie FUnnies is very popular is because be make it FUn to read about the incredible bitterness of the DUmmies. Bitter leftwingers are FUn to watch!]
How would YOU like it if someone defined you as clinging to your religion as a way to explain your frustrations?
It's an outright insult.
[How would YOU like it if I defined you as clinging to Uranus as a way to explain your frustrations? It's downright hilarious.]
There seems to be a pattern here.
Among the faithful, Obama is promoted as the great articulator. So, is this the kind of "mis-speak" or "fumble" we can now learn to expect (and forgive) from the great communicator of the new democratic party? We forgive countless "fumbles" by Obama on the campaign path, yet let Hillary slip just once, and the guillotine is gleefully hauled out by the mob while they scream out the most obnoxious, disgusting, vile, deprecating, scornful slander that can be uttered out of a human being's mouth.
[Sounds like a typical DUmmie thread.]
Thinking back to 2004, isn't it amazing how Howard Dean could lose a primary because of an over zealous scream, yet everyone seems to continously overlook the foibles of Barack Obama. Why? Because of his youthful inexperience?
Now before anyone here starts flinging crap at me about Hillary... I agree with you that her Bosnia statements made her look foolish and cast a very dark cloud on her campaign... BUT ... these statements by Obama make him look equally as foolish.
[Your liberal candidate is just as foolish as my liberal candidate.]
No one here has characterized Obama with 1/10th the hatred or vitriol that Hillary has endured. Truth be told, I wouldn't want to be in either one of their shoes. Who among us could survive the pressure?
[That pressure would surely cause most of us to hit the sauce hard at Bukowski's. And now to hear from the rest of the bitter DUmmies posting from small basements...]
Sounds like this Obama feller is bad news
[Is that you, granny?]
At least since you are a "typical white person" you can sit up front at Obama rallies, unlike Asians who have to go to the back of Obama's faux unity bus.
[There was a guy from my high school whom we described as the whitest person on the planet. Okay, I guess you sort of had to know him to get the joke. But this guy actually lectured us in the lunch room about being "potty mouths."]
According to Obama racism is "bred into" the experience of "typical white people"
[So what explains Reverend Wright's racism?]
Has Obama denounced Michelle Obama's lack of patriotism and alleged racism?
[And her incredible bitterness. Sheesh! The only person who has more reason to kiss the soil of this country in thankfulness every day is Ron Jeremy. I mean here is this really ugly guy who gets PAID to boff hot looking chicks on a regular basis.]
STOP LYING!! how dare you call the clintons Racist.
[LEAVE BILLARY ALONE!!!]
She hates San Fransisco democrats, anybody who drinks coffee or went to college, and she bashed Gore and Kerry as elitists, and her husband openly called rural voters insecure cowardly racists.
[Oops! I better hide my ever present coffee cup while DUFUing.]
Yet Rush and the right wingers are pushing listeners to vote Hillary....
[Operation Chaos is causing incredible bitterness among the Democrats. Hee! Hee!]
All the right wing talkers and pundants have been pro-hillary...
[Only to the extent of causing CHAOS in the Democrat party...and it's working beautifully! Oh, and what is a "pundant?" A pendant with puns?]
Next time you haters want to step out on a limb to bash obama, make sure the branch can carry the weight of you bullshit.
[You're bitter! No! You're bitterer!]
He wasn't trying to describe their problems, he was trying to rationalize their flaws, and explain to his San Fransisco audience how he can communicate with these uncivilized folks. And those flaws are both inaccurate and indistinguishable from a stereotype if it were any other demographic.
[Does the bitterness of Obama's big city pastor explain why he clings to religion and guns?]
Except that he wrote a book in which he said he once hated his white half
[Maybe he was only bitter about it.]
Michelle Obama reportedly wrote a racist thesis. Does that mean Barack endorses her views?
[No because he understands that she was only being bitter.]
HIllary has earned the animosity that she receives. Don't give me that 'poor abused hillary' bullshit. Hillary is the poster child for everything that is wrong with politics in America today.
[She earned that animosity because she worked hard at it. Hey, you can't say Hillary isn't a hard worker!]
Great post. And all the BO followers can do is spam the thread with BS in response.
[While shooting each other with BBs.]
I think Saint Obama may just have a certain racist twist to his character. The American people will see that and toss him out on his butt if he's our candidate in the GE. JUST SAY NO TO OBAMA.
[His bitter pastor will vouch for his character.]