No Mere Mortal May Say The Sacred Name Of Barack Obama
Is it just me, or do you also get pissed when you hear McCain say Obama's name?
[I agree. You must first achieve a high level of progressive holiness before you can even attempt to say the sacred name of Barack Obama.]
Makes me want to slap the everloving crap out of him.
[HE IS NOT WORTHY!!!]
Don't forget Rove, I hate him too.
[Do you foul your diaper whenever you hear Karl Rove utter the sacred name of Barack Obama?]
If this were the wild wild west, we could send a posse out for him.
[If this were medieval Spain, we could send the Inquistion out for him.]
Does he not say it with enough reverence?
[No, plus he does not drop to his knees when speaking the sacred name.]
No, he's a republican speaking a democrats name and it drives me insane. He thinks he's entitled. Asshole--I hope his head explodes.
[It is a sacrilege for a Republican to speak the sacred Obama name.]
I don't like mccain, but just cause he says his opponent's name, if that pisses you off, you're not going to have a fun time this november.
[I'm already envisioning exploding DUmmie heads.]
You're right, I'm already on Nexium because of this election.
[By November, you'll be on heroin.]
I believe everyone in this country should be vetted before they are allowed to even breathe his name. That's why everybody but Obama supporters should just use "Glitterbama".
[You must be approved by a Board of Examiners before uttering the holy Obama name.]
Because he doesn't genuflect when he says it?
[Absolutely. You must drop to your knees and genuflect before daring to utter the sacred name.]