Tuesday, April 08, 2008

No Mere Mortal May Say The Sacred Name Of Barack Obama

Oh Holiest of Holies, Hallowed be thy Blessed Name. No mere mortal, especially EVIL Republicans are worthy enough to allow your name to pass from their lips. Even writing it I feel compelled to spell it as B*r*ck *b*m*. If you think I am exaggerating about the awe in which the DUmmies hold the sacred name of Barack Obama, think again as you can see from the very title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Is it just me, or do you also get pissed when you hear McCain say Obama's name?" The reverence of this thread is also reflected in this other DUmmie THREAD titled, "Barack loves me, this I know." So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into a righteous fury in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not yet worthy enough to utter the name of You-Know-Who, is in the [brackets]:

Is it just me, or do you also get pissed when you hear McCain say Obama's name?

[I agree. You must first achieve a high level of progressive holiness before you can even attempt to say the sacred name of Barack Obama.]

Makes me want to slap the everloving crap out of him.


Don't forget Rove, I hate him too.

[Do you foul your diaper whenever you hear Karl Rove utter the sacred name of Barack Obama?]

If this were the wild wild west, we could send a posse out for him.

[If this were medieval Spain, we could send the Inquistion out for him.]

Does he not say it with enough reverence?

[No, plus he does not drop to his knees when speaking the sacred name.]

No, he's a republican speaking a democrats name and it drives me insane. He thinks he's entitled. Asshole--I hope his head explodes.

[It is a sacrilege for a Republican to speak the sacred Obama name.]

I don't like mccain, but just cause he says his opponent's name, if that pisses you off, you're not going to have a fun time this november.

[I'm already envisioning exploding DUmmie heads.]

You're right, I'm already on Nexium because of this election.

[By November, you'll be on heroin.]

I believe everyone in this country should be vetted before they are allowed to even breathe his name. That's why everybody but Obama supporters should just use "Glitterbama".

[You must be approved by a Board of Examiners before uttering the holy Obama name.]

Because he doesn't genuflect when he says it?

[Absolutely. You must drop to your knees and genuflect before daring to utter the sacred name.]


Blogger JRob said...

So now he's gone from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Middle-Named to He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Does this mean the Dems are now to be referred to as Death eaters?

8:20 AM  
Blogger Corona said...

Oh man. And what do the Left always say about the Religious Right? Something along the lines of "mind-numbed robots", etc.?

Oh I almost forgot (just in case anonymous doesn't punch-in for this comment box...
"Oh really?! Where are the polls? The statistics? The numbers? What proof do you have?!" There, I think that covers it.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute corona, my name is anonymous too and I don't get all fussy and demand documentation for your opinions. But maybe you meant another anonymous. I suppose it's a common name.

On another note, I tried to come up with a clever "Harry Potter" or messianic reference but I ran out of time before I had to go to work. I'll try harder next time. Sorry everyone.

8:45 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"He thinks he's entitled."


3:16 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

It's become apparent that the DUmmies are looking for a great leader/messiah (sorry t-man); someone along the lines of Fidel Castro or the Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.... or maybe Pol Pot.

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Oricellius said...

For it is written: He who is not worthy shall not utter the name of the "Chosen One", or he shall be smitten by the hammer & the sickle.
Only those purified by the blood of the ass and the spit of the bat, shall have countenance to proclaim the name of the exalted. (The Book of Moonbat 23:12-17)

Blessed is the word of the Moonbat.

9:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oricellius I hope you are writing down all chapters of The Book of Moonbat. I think you've got a best seller on your hands.


11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Oh I almost forgot (just in case anonymous doesn't punch-in for this comment box...
"Oh really?! Where are the polls? The statistics? The numbers? What proof do you have?!" There, I think that covers it." corona

I could be wrong, but I think I, troglaman, asked those questions in the "OPERATION CHAOS IS A FANTASTIC SUCCESS!!!" thread. I'm sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities by asking for, um...proof. How stupid of me. I shall attempt to restrain myself for now. Screw the proof thing.

I heard those people who pick up rattlesnakes and believe God will protect them from being bitten are pretty much all wingnuts. I'm sure it's just a rumor but who knows? And these poligimists from Texas, Utah, and Colorado voted Republican. Can you believe it? Rudolf and McVeigh voted Republican too. Screw the proof.

"Behind Bush were two banners. 'King of Kings', proclaimed one. 'Lord of Lords', said the other. The symbolism of how fervent Christianity has become deeply entwined with the most powerful man on the planet could not have been stronger."

(I'd link to this but...screw the proof)

"Bush said to James Robinson: 'I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can't explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen... I know it won't be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it."

"George Bush has claimed he was on a mission from God when he launched the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq..."President Bush said to all of us: 'I am driven with a mission from God'. God would tell me, 'George go and fight these terrorists in Afghanistan'. And I did. And then God would tell me 'George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq'. And I did."

"He is one of those men God and fate somehow lead to the fore in times of challenge," said George Pataki in the high-profile introduction of Bush at the Republican National Convention."

"God speaks through me." W

"I emphatically stated that, I believe the blessing of heaven is upon him," Robertson

The difference between W and Obama is that W bought into it. And so did you.

12:38 AM  
Anonymous skully said...

Hey Trogs nice try at equivocation, but sorry. Whether Bush thinks he's on a mission from God or not, is not the same thing as his supporters saying Democrats can't speak his name. Not that you moonbats ever use his real name anyway(ie. Shrub, *, Chimpy, Bushco, Bushitler,..etc). But I understand when life hands you black and white... make gray. I'll say most people who voted for Shrub, didn't do so because he was on a mission from God. We did so because the alternatives were weak kneed, tax rasing, Libtards. So run along and don't be late for morning worship(don't forget to face Chicago when praying)..I hear the Obamites don't tolerate tardiness to the worship of their new god.

If we drew a picture of Obama with a bomb in is hat, or named a Teddy Bear Obama...would moonbats riot??

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hey Trogs nice try at equivocation, but sorry." skully

Nice to hear from you, skully.

But I wasn't equivocating. You say Obama supporters believe Obama is the Second Coming. If I were in my right mind, I'd ask if you had any basis for that belief. But I'm not, so never mind. Has Obama ever said he's on a mission from God? That God spoke through him? Has he ever stood in front of signs proclaiming "Lord of Lords" and "King of Kings"? Can you imagine what would happen if he did? Your heads would all explode.

And yet W's done all these things and you didn't bat an eye. In fact, you believed him. You supported him. You were proud of him for saying so and you elected him president (twice!).

Obama has never said he's God's agent. W has said so again and again. So who are the true-believers, skully?

2:22 AM  
Blogger Britt said...

Those quotes have been proven false multiple times trog. Your argument is built on a foundation of false evidence. Which means it's worthless.

Bush is not a conservative. The W/Mike Huckabee style is not actual conservatism. You know how a lot of liberals were pissed at Clinton for NAFTA and such? Well a lot of conservatives feel the same way about Bush. We don't understand why a Republican expanded welfare, social programs, and the overall size of government. We don't understand why he keeps trying to make friends with people who despise him and why he spits on the people who got him elected in the first place.

Oh, and you talk about McVeigh and Rudolph. Well you know the Unabomber had one book in his possession. He read it over and over again. It was tattered and filled with his notations. Bible? Quran? No. "Earth in the Balance" by Al Gore. Osama bin Laden's videos before the 2004 and 2006 elections urge people to vote Democrat.

So let's see...untrue quotes, a couple different Non sequiturs and...nothing else. That's nice though. Let me show you how to make an argument.

I will now argue that Bill Clinton was destructive to liberty. Allow me to quote him

‘‘We cannot be so fixated on our desire to preserve the rights of ordinary Americans.’’
— Bill Clinton, USA Today, 3/11/93 page 2A

You see, it's sourced. You just need to look up USA Today for that day and it's right there.

Next I will offer supporting evidence.

The Ruby Ridge and Waco raids showed the Clinton administration's absolute contempt both for the freedoms and lives of American citizens. Nearly a hundred innocent people lost their lives, including 21 children in the Waco Siege. Randy Weaver's son was shot in the back by federal agents, and his wife was killed by a sniper as she nursed her baby daughter. To this day not one agent of the federal government has spent one day in jail, paid a dollar in fines, or spent one day on suspension.

If you need more evidence, I could then bring up the Assault Weapons Ban which was both ineffective and unconstitutional. I could talk about ECHELON, and offer a link in support.


You try now trogalman. Use facts, and move logically from one point to the next. Link stuff in support of your argument.

11:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Those quotes have been proven false multiple times trog. Your argument is built on a foundation of false evidence. Which means it's worthless" britt

Which quotes? Let's begin digging your hole now, you moron. Go for it. Which quotes have been proven false? I'm waiting.

1:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Link stuff in support of your argument." britt

"my name is anonymous too and I don't get all fussy and demand documentation for your opinions." anon

Yep. Link stuff but don't get all fussy. Wussies.

2:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Osama bin Laden's videos before the 2004 and 2006 elections urge people to vote Democrat." britt

Here's a question for you? Do you think OBL actually believes America will go along with his endorsements? Or do you think he might be fucking around with us by endorsing people he doesn't want in power? I know. So complicated.

OBL is counting on the party he doesn't endorse. That'd be you.

12:57 AM  

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