Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Hillary Drops Out And Pledges Full Support To Obama!!!

WOW!!! Momentous political events have happened overnight. Hot off the newswires...At a little after midnight, Hillary Clinton, taking the advice of Democrat party leaders, has finally dropped out of the race. In addition, she has pledged her full support to Barack Obama and promises to help him in every way to win in November. There is word that in exchange for her support, Hillary has been promised a major cabinet level position if the Democrats win in November or possibly even an appointment to the Supreme Court when the next vacancy on the high bench opens up.

Well, folks, it was a nice entertaining ride while it lasted but, as they say, all good things must come to an end. Operation Chaos provided us with some great comedy for a few weeks as we enjoyed the spectacle of the Democrats splitting apart but with this dramatic turnaround we face a tough political fight ahead. Hillary has announced that all her delegates (including Florida and Michigan which will now be seated) will vote for Obama on the first ballot at the Democrat Convention this summer. In addition, John Edwards also threw his delegates to Obama as well. All three of these candidates are going to meet together later today in Philadelphia in a public show of unity. It has been rumored that Rahm Emmanuel engineered this stunning turnaround in the Democrat party fortunes. More details on how this all came about is expected later today.

This is a bit sad for the DUmmie FUnnies since the ongoing Democrat Civil War provided us with loads of comedy gold. A unified Democrat party with a typical convention in which Obama will be coronated is just not as FUnnie as a brokered convention with the Hillary and Obama factions tearing away at each other. Anyway, it was FUn for awhile and I would like to thank Rush Limbaugh for his Operation Chaos which created the highly entertaining Democrat disunity. I guess political reality has set in and it was too much to expect bloody Democrat infighting to continue. On another note I also want to say...APRIL FOOLS!!!

Come on, admit it. I had a lot of you going there for awhile. Democrat unity? The REAL reality is that the Democrats are more divided that ever with no end in sight. Expect scorched earth Democrat Civil War all the way to the Denver convention and possibly beyond. Hillary is NOT giving up and in a period when Obama could be relaxing, he is forced to fight her every inch of the way. And for this we can thank Operation Chaos and Rush Limbaugh. Yes, the entertainment WILL continue as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY." The author of this thread is DUmmie greenbriar, who is a complete BDS loon whom we featured BEFORE in the DUFUs. Her BDS in that edition was so over the edge that I wouldn't be surprised if she were placed on the Secret Service watch list at the time. Even scarier is that greenbriar was (and maybe still is) a public school teacher. Yes, your kids could now be taught by this loon. However, her current thread demonstrates just how divided the Democrats now are. So let us watch the DUmmies reconcile NOT in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys an April Fools joke at YOUR expense, is in the [brackets]:



Come November I will vote for whomever the D candidate is.

[Hey, you have a right to vote even if it is for a Democrat when you cast your ballot on November 5.]

but what we are doing to each other and to the party is DESTRUCTIVE and gets us no where but gives the repukes fodder for weeks to come

[It will provide comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies for MONTHS to come.]


[I would love to hear Howard Dean announce that word for word.]

remember who the party was that f*cked over america

[The Big D party.]

and never forget it

[And never forget the not so subtle threats you made in DUmmieland in Nov. 2004 against Bush.]


















[May we light a little candle in the DUmmie FUnnies? And now to hear from your fellow moonbats...]

Please, people, behave like we are in the same political party and treat one another as you want to be treated. I'm afraid to look on at the other threads.

[Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.]

The Teacher has spoken, kids. So f*cking straighten up. Hey, greenbriar! You need any help, you have my number. I have just about had it with this crap.

[Hey, greenbriar! Can I have your number? Your school board needs to be aware of just what kind of loon is teaching the schoolchildren in your area.]

while we are fighting each other...McLame is pulling in support, saying stupid things and not getting called on it and more

[McLame can continue the Caribbean vacation that Obama just returned from and stay down there through election day since Hillary will ensure the defeat of Obama.]

Take your message to Hillary Clinton, and her supporters. They are the ones holding up the unity. They are the ones living a fairy tale. And please, don't YELL at your fellow Democrats. Don't lecture or sermonize to us either. It's not very mature, ask Hillary politely to step down, and then let's get on with it.

[The Good News is that Hillary did politely step down. The Bad News is that she only did it in my April Fools fantasy.]

Speaking as an Obama supporter... It DOES cut both ways.

[Your fault! No, YOUR fault!]

There are 20 Hillary f*ckwits posting here for every Obama f*ckwit.

[Plus 1000 witless DUmmies.]

Both camps are at fault here... It is not a one-sided affair.. those of us who don't have a candidate and will wait for our nominee are just sitting back watching you tear each other apart... Make no mistake about it.. Both camps are doing this....

[And we LOVE IT!!!]

Im afraid it wont stop as long as theres two candidates. Any suggestions?

[Cease breathing.]

I don't give a shit if it is the primaries or not...the shit has got to stop. all we are doing is giving McLame great commercial soundbites from now till November. If we lose, it will be because of us and the infighting!!!!!!!!!!!! FOCUS PEOPLE on the ENEMY and it is McCain 100 more years in Iraq

[You're going to be FUn to watch, DUmmie greenbriar, on the day after the election, November 6.]

On the internet, yelling that THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP has never worked. Ever. I appreciate what you're doing, but you might as well go empty the ocean with a teaspoon.

[DUmmie greenbriar just emptied her skull with a shovel.]

This whole forum has turned into trash. I cannot believe how shitty people are willing to act over TWO DEMOCRATS! And it isn't just Hillary posters or Just Obama posters... there is enough blame to go around in BOTH camps.
It is disgusting and helps nothing.

[It helps the DUmmie FUnnies get a lot of great comedy material.]

The sniping, the name calling, the bullshit... where does it get EITHER SIDE?! Admit it (those of you on BOTH sides slinging the mud), the ONLY reason you post shit about whichever candidate isn't yours is to PISS OFF OTHER DEMOCRATS. Are you going to change anyone's mind? No. Are you persuading anyone with your stupidity? No. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS OFF FELLOW DEMOCRATS. Think about that for a minute, and ask yourself what your TRUE intentions are.

[To provide entertainment for the DUmmie FUnnies readers.]

it better stop or we will lose

[Don't worry about losing your mind, DUmmie greenbriar. That was already lost long, long ago.]

Stop picking on Hillary when she gets caught lying.



Anonymous Corona said...

I read the first line and then remembered the date.

6:46 AM  
Blogger PJ-Comix said...

Okay. You're safe but I wonder how many anxiety attacks I'll cause today.

6:58 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Okay. You're safe but I wonder how many anxiety attacks I'll cause today.

Add one.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Capitalist Infidel said...

Ok, I almost had a heart attack! I did in fact throw up a little in my mouth. Don't EVER do that again!!!!!

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Stix said...

I knew it was coming. Man, I saw that a mile away. PJ-Comix and April Fools Day, there had to be a god one here.

11:33 AM  
Anonymous TOP TEN IB4TP!!!! said...

Is this the thread that caused Free Republic to crash this morning? Was your cruel joke worth it funny man?

11:38 AM  
Blogger Dave Drake said...

Hilarious!! Terrorizing, but hilarious anyway. Of course, we all know that the Hillary can't quit...expect to see Obama be invited to Macy park real soon

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading half of the first sentence I clicked over to the Drudge Report and then immediately regretted it.

Score one more for PJ.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Come on, admit it. I had a lot of you going there for awhile."

Yea, I admit it, you had me until the second or third sentence. That's when I remember it's April First. Good one, PJ.

"Is this the thread that caused Free Republic to crash this morning?"

An entire forum was torn apart by the unraveling of a single thread? Now THAT'S FUnny!

Two words for Free Republic: Server Upgrade!

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"It's not very mature, ask Hillary politely to step down, and then let's get on with it."

Why can't Obama be a Man and gracefully step down? He's young, he'll get several more chances to run. Why take the chance to end his political career now, when he has several decades of political life still ahead of him?

According to historical evidence, once you become the President you're finished as a politician. For example, how may political offices as Bill been elected into since 2000? Anyone? Anyone?

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

I almost crapped myself before wondering if it was April 1st, and checking Foxnews.com.

1:51 PM  
Blogger CorpGovActivist said...

Oh, come on!

You aren't even trying with that headline.


- Dave

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillery will quiet when they drag her dead body out of the bunker.

8:57 PM  

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