Thursday, April 03, 2008

Wishful Thinking DUmmie Predicts Hillary To Quit On April 14

The Democrat party is now in such a mess thanks to Operation Chaos that the DUmmies are engaged in wishful thinking on how it will all be resolved. In this case, DUmmie FrenchieCat closes her eyes and clicks her heels together three times while wishing real hard that Hillary Clinton will quit the campaign on April 14 as you can see in her THREAD titled, "High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th." When one actually reads the sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat cites, there isn't a HINT in there of her dropping out on April 14. It is all in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination. Even her fellow DUmmies aren't buying into her fantasies about Hillary conveniently quitting. The sad fact for the Democrats is that Hillary is NOT quitting. She is staying in and fighting every inch of the way to the Democrat convention and possibly beyond. Right now Barack Obama should be relaxing and preparing for the general election but because of Hillary's superhuman persistence he has to face a bloody fight every inch of the way. So let us watch DUmmie FrenchieCat's fantasy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Rush Limbaugh once again for making this entertainment possible, is in the [brackets]:


High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th


[High level sources in DUmmie FrenchieCat's fervid imagination.]


The day before she is to release her 2000 to 2006 Tax returns.

[You mean IF she releases her tax returns. And here are the three sources that DUmmie FrenchieCat provides to back up her claim.]

[SOURCE #1]

[SOURCE #2]

[SOURCE #3]

[None of these sources provides a shred of evidence that Hillary is dropping out on April 14. Source #3 is the FUnniest one of them all since it is nothing but speculation by another DUmmie that he is 96% sure that she is dropping out on the appointed day. And now to hear from the skeptical DUmmies...]


tnr is more reliable than that mike dog site claiming Obama will drop out but i'm still not sure i believe it.


[Isn't the fact that another DUmmie is 96% sure that Hillary will drop out on April 14 good enough for you?]


OMG, Please... don't get my hopes up like this.. I Can't Stand It.... If they start cutting back on spending and keeping the cash in the bank I might start to believe it. As of now I need to be cynical, if only to keep my sanity

[Maybe if you wish real hard you can make it all true.]


Lame beyond comprehension


[Just because there isn't a shred of evidence that Hillary will drop out on that day?]


At least, I am using more than one source!


[Perhaps you need ten more sources that demonstrate nothing to enhance your credibility, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]


you need to show the link to that quote on TNR. your link is to an old story from February (interesting, but nothing about 4/14)

[Maybe you need to read an interpretation into it. Hey, I just read the back of my soup can label and a very liberal interpretation of it is that Hillary is dropping on April 14.]


Hmm.. I predicted this before - let me see if I can find it...

Shoot, I should use you as a source!


[You can also use my tea leaves as a source, DUmmie FrenchieCat.]


I wouldn't get my hopes up too high about this


[Not satisfied with DUmmie FrenchieCat's "rock solid" sources?]


I fully expect the Clinton campaign to attempt to move those goalposts as well.


[GASP! You don't think she will release her tax returns on the promised day?]


I don't see anything about her dropping out at that link, nor the quote you posted.


[You need more imaginative reading skills.]


IF she's going to drop out on the 14th, why is she still giving it all she's got now? What would be the point? I just don't see her stepping down but I really hope I'm just being too cynical.


[Don't worry. It's a done deal according to DUmmie FrenchieCat's sources.]


If this doesn't happen can I please gloat? I've enjoyed the gloating about MI and FL being seated.


[Enjoy the gloat with a strong dose of Freudenschade.]


She's going all the way to the convention!


[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]


I dunno, I'd like to believe it but your links don't match the audacious claims in your OP.


[The Great Pumpkin is returning tonight according to my sources.]

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heidi DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)
75. Locking.

Flamebait.

Heidi,
DU Moderator


Whoa nah. Apparently this was some sort of DUmmie in-joke or something.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Yep......High sources, far as I know."

FrenchieCat is high alright. She needs to stop listening to those little pink elves dancing around her stash.

A bit of advice to FrenchieCat: Put down the bong and step away from the keyboard.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Not a longtime follower of the rules at DU, would someone kindly enlighten me as to the significance of the "Lock" and "Flamebait" comment?

Was that particular thread shut down for cause? If so, what? The discourse was pretty reasonable... considering the site.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Leon said...

There's nothing more boring than a conversation where everyone agrees.

http://roadtoimmortality.wordpress.com/

3:00 PM  
Anonymous templar11 said...

Hey all thought this would be a good place for today's dope:

Keep the chaos going at the dumps. I see we had several TS' this week though; but they're TS'ng their own too. So I don't think its the non-residents being outted so much as its the resident's purging their own, that's what Stalnists do. So help keep the paranoia flowing. Those that have lost or are low on viable ID's, create new ones, but be stridently pro BO and party to start. And stay out of the FB wars. We'll have to see if they'll be of use in the fall, 2010, and 2012(you'll be well established then.) I'll drop a new url in a few days. I'll be home Sat. if anyone needs me. Later All!!

8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Democrat party is now in such a mess thanks to Operation Chaos that the DUmmies are engaged in wishful thinking on how it will all be resolved." PJ

God damn. Would one of you show me any statistic, any poll, any numbers, ANYTHING that indicates Operation Chaos has made a difference. Please. PJ just keeps throwing it out there and you all just swallow.

Let me help - "As it turns out, some of the republicans that voted for Hillary Clinton in the Mississippi primary may now be disqualified from voting in a "hotly contested" House seat. Oops."
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Oops_Rush_Limbaugh_s_Operation_Chaos_May_Backfire?t=14131874

Good job!! Entirely typical. Such forethought.

Sadly, Hillary can't win. Even though you'd like her to. Even though you're happily cavalier about your willingness to change parties and vote a lie because Rush wants you to. He wants you to lie when you vote. And a whole buttload of you did. You must be very proud. Switch parties, cast a lie, and hope your deceit works. It didn't.

I know many of you are in denial about this and I'm sorry. Move on for Christ's sake. "Operation Chaos" is a failure. Your Agents didn't come through.

It's now time to get on board with "Obama's a femmy bowler" and other matters of great consequence, like his middle name. Know what Johnny Mac's middle name is? Sidney...the third. Sidney. I'll just take a second or two to let that sink in. The Third. "Trading Places" comes to mind. I can't help it. Us libs and Hollywood. Slaves. Friggin heroin, man.

I don't think PJ's telling the truth when he says that the ridiculously named "Operation Chaos" is a fabulous and continuing success. Anyone want to prove it?

2:25 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Anon 2:25 AM said:
"I don't think PJ's telling the truth when he says that the ridiculously named "Operation Chaos" is a fabulous and continuing success. Anyone want to prove it?"

Ummm, please remind us again about the "Why anyone cares what you think" thing?

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Of course we all care what he thinks! Didn't you read all those polls, the statistics, the numbers?!

It's gotta be really disappointing to be a flaming lib who has a burning fixation on mathematics.

4:50 AM  
Anonymous dubya said...

It's gotta be really disappointing to be a flaming lib who has a burning fixation on mathematics.

... especially when a) like troglaman they never actually SUPPLY any but constantly DEMAND numbers, or b) like the NYT they don't understand the meaning of numbers they do supply.

See how admitting roughly the same number of new students as 10 years ago suddenly becomes "Record Lows in Admissions"

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/01/education/01admission.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

9:09 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

Prove what? What statistics? What polls? There are none, there can't be any. What are you smoking at 2:25AM?

And yes, Hillary is toast. No one can save her, not even Rush, the Donks threw her under the bus months ago. Dead woman campaigning.

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Prove what? What statistics? What polls? There are none, there can't be any. What are you smoking at 2:25AM? elrond

Just so I understand...Operation Chaos is a fantastic success even though there is no proof whatsoever. And, "there can't be" according to elrond. Operation Chaos must thereby be a miracle.

This is a simple question. Is there any actual data Operation Chaos (so scary) is succeeding? The name calling has been very entertaining. I love you guys too.

But not one of you pussies answered the question except for elrond. He said, "What statistics? What polls? There are none, there can't be any."

Operation Chaos is magic. Gotcha.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact some of you walk into an election booth and don't tell the truth because of a radio talk show host is what it is. Rush is proud of lying while voting. PJ is too. This is a great way to fix America - Lie While Voting.

Keep it up you jerkoffs. You're numbers get better and better every day.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Keep it up Templar11. I'm glad to see there are like minded folks out there. It is getting worse in the dumps. I lost 2 Dummie & 1 Kommie ids this week myself. They're so paranoid they're turning on their own. good idea about building up new ids for future cycles. Kudos to you and your group.

3:06 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

Hey smack, Operation Chaos cannot be quantified; not because it's magic but because it's a joke.
And the joke's on you.

"Lie while voting", I like that...and it's better than voting for a liar.

5:27 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

Um, if Operation Chaos isn't making an impression, why are all the DUmmies so hysterical about it?

Just askin'.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Lie while voting", I like that...and it's better than voting for a liar." elrond

You're voting for a liar if you vote for HRC you dumbshit. And that's the point. Rush wants HRC to be the nominee because he thinks she can't win. The problem is his peanut sized movement is barely making a dent. Prove me wrong.

Just tell the fucking truth. Just say it: you 'Operation Chaotics' lie when they vote. Willingly. This is essence of Operation Chaos. Chaotics lie because they want a democratic liar to be nominated. Then and only then will the RepubliDUms have a chance. Have I got it right? Lie for a liar then hope for the best. Prove me wrong. Your hypocrisy is right out there. You make no excuses. You're proud and willing to be lying pretenders. Good for you. Keep on keepin' on.

11:47 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Tweedledum-man,

Hillary's not a liar, she just has a penchant for "mis-speaking" herself...the girl can't help it. She's like Bill in that respect. It's their natures; they don't know the difference between lying and telling the truth. As you and everyone else (including Rush) knows, she isn't going to be nominated, the wheels fell off Hillary's bus a long time ago. The Donks are stuck with the other Liar. Just like the Republicans are stuck with Captain Whacky.

"Operation Chaos" is nothing, a joke designed to get self-righteous knuckleheads like you into a huff over "a peanut sized movement". A few sneaky Republicans voting for Hillary in a primary isn't going to get her nominated. Her only hope is to pull a rabbit out of the hat at the convention.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Operation Chaos" is nothing, a joke designed to get self-righteous knuckleheads like you into a huff..." elrond

Listening, PJ?

A joke. And you were in on it. Of course! It was just to get me all riled up and crazy.

You are so full of it.

But this is how it goes with you guys. If the first explanation doesn't work (let's fix the nomination so the Hillary gets it), go with another one (we've just pretended to want HRC to win but have secretly been dividing the DUmms). And if that doesn't work, reveal the fact your God-like ability to lie and get away with it is just a fucking joke. It's pathetic. The whole thing is pathetic. Oh yeah, anyone got some numbers? Anything? Didn't think so.

What most of you don't seem to get is that you're predictably full of shit. A chimp could figure it out.

3:43 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-bonehead,

Congratulations on figuring out that some of us don't agree with PJ and have diverse opinions.

Sadly, a poll of DUmmie Funnies regulars reveals that you're considered boring, redundant and potty-mouthed.

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"t-bonehead"

Not bad, elrond.

A poll? Do you have any idea how much crap I've been getting about referencing polls?

Yours doesn't count either.

1:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm looking forward to getting more information about this topic, don't worry about negative opinions.

10:01 PM  

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