Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Liar William Rivers Pitt Condemns Libby For Lying



Liar William Rivers Pitt has come out of his self-imposed exile on the subject of Plamegate and has condemned Scooter Libby for supposedly lying. This is rich since the reason why Liar William Rivers Pitt went into exile on this topic is that he was caught LYING in a big way when he declared that Karl Rove had already been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald last May 12. And this wasn't just some minor lie that slipped by. It was a HUGE lie. So huge that at a big Democrat meeting in Michigan, the attendees including Hillary Clinton, stood up and applauded the breaking "news" of this based on the LIE of William Rivers Pitt. So here we have Liar William Rivers Pitt hypocritically getting up on his high horse and condemning Libby for lying as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed." So let us now watch Liar William Rivers Pitt sink into his own hypocrisy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, filing this DUFU edition from lockdown on the fourth floor of the Patton Boggs building, is in the [brackets]:


Libby convicted of the smallest of the crimes he committed.


[At least he wasn't convicted of soliciting underage schoolgirls, Mr. Temporary Sockpupp..., uh, I mean Pitt.]


Yeah, I'm happy the jury convicted him.


[Does anybody know if court trials are televised in Massachussetts? I would be glued to Court TV everyday to watch a certain loathsome bald lecher being tried for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]


But he outed a deep-cover CIA agent.


[Congratulations, Pitt! You started off quickly with your first LIE! Libby did not out a deep-cover CIA agent. First of all because Valerie Plame was NOT a covert agent and secondly because it was RICHARD ARMITAGE, who was not indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald, who outed her.]


Said agent was working to track any person, nation or group that would give weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.


[Said non-covert agent was paraded around by her lying husband at DC parties and displayed as a CIA agent. As Andrea Mitchell said, everybody in DC knew Valerie Plame worked for the CIA.]

He destroyed Brewster Jennings, whose role watching Iran (among other nations) and delivering good data on their capabilities will be missed.


[Poor Brewster Jennings. That villanous Scooter Libby destroyed him. Oops! It turns out that Brewster Jennings, an oil company executive, died at the age of 70 in 1968. Not only is William Rivers Pitt a LIAR but he is a either a devious liar or an inept liar. I opt for the second description (in this instance) since had Pitt done a little homework he would have seen that Brewster Jennings name only was used as a CIA front company.]


He participated in leaning on CIA analysts for "forward-leaning" intelligence.


[Were those the same analysts who were your sources for the Karl Rove indictment story?]


He got busted for lying. That's all.


[William Rivers Pitt got busted for lying. That's all.]


He did a lot more, and should have been tried for treason.


[Which is worse? A phony treason charge or a true solicitation of underage girls charge?]


I'm happy...but don't forget what he really did.



[Participated obliquely in a crime that didn't exist or else Fitzfong would have indicted Richard Armitage for outing Plame. And now to hear the rest of the DUmmies respond to liar William Rivers Pitt...]


I agree... this is small peanuts. Cheney should have gone down for this.


[How about Richard Armitage? He was the one who outed Valerie Plame.]


I don't get it either, I thought Fitz's task was to expose the leaker(s). Guess I was wrong.


[The leaker has been exposed. It was Richard Armitage. Fitzfong didn't indict Armitage because no crime had been committed since Plame was NOT covert.]


Libby got punished for what he did. CHENEY outted her. CHENEY should be tried for Treason.


[So even Armitage was lying when he admitted under pressure that he was the one who outed Valerie Plame?]


Al Capone went down for tax evasion...


[Oh. I thought Al Capone went down for soliciting underage schoolgirls.]


From the beginning, Fitzgerald explained that he had no idea what really happened.


[From the beginning, Fitzfong knew there was no crime and that Richard Armitage was the one who committed that non-crime.]


Sure you're right, Will. but I am really pleased, and hope for more justice on up the food chain.


[So you think there will be child solicitation charges down the line? Perhaps investigators should be sent to Newton, MA to check into this.]


Remember Will...The longest journey starts with a single step.


[Into the girl's room?]


If anyone originally outed her it was Armitage.


[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll (made in Newton, MA) for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]


I will NEVER forget!


[Said the schoolgirl to a certain baldheaded lecher.]


Today is a good day, Mr. Pitt, and you have played an important role in this. Thank you.


[Yes. Mr. Pitt was the one who gave us the scoop about Karl Rove being indicted last May 12.]


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7 Comments:

Anonymous ray said...

Today is a good day, Mr. Pitt, and you have played an important role in this.
How did Silly Willy Pit play a role in this case? Was he part of Fitzgerald's prosecution team? No. Did he testify in court? No. Did he have any contacts with the principal characters involved, like Libby? No. Was he on the jury? No. Did have have ANY role in this at all? NO!

Silly Willy's only "role" was to make numerous posts at the DU nuthouse yet this is an important role according the the DUmmies. Nice job Silly Willy. You really nailed the Bush administration good, NOT!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squirm, worms.....squirm!

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[Poor Brewster Jennings. That villanous Scooter Libby destroyed him. Oops! It turns out that Brewster Jennings, an oil company executive, died at the age of 70 in 1968. Not only is William Rivers Pitt a LIAR but he is a either a devious liar or an inept liar. I opt for the second description (in this instance) since had Pitt done a little homework he would have seen that Brewster Jennings name only was used as a CIA front company.]

YOU are the DUMMIE I'm afraid! Where in Pitt's comments does he suggest that BJ is anything other than an entity, rather than a real person? OOOps!

10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU are the DUMMIE I'm afraid!

Was THAT the best you could come up with? How long did it take you?
Go away small child, you're bothering the adults.

2:46 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Of course, Proven Liar Joe Wilson dragging his CIA wife into the hustle carries no blame for ruining Brewster Jennings, right? Hell, even the Democrats on the committee signed on to a report that Joe Wilson was full of it.

Must hurt to have so little reward for so much effort.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

YOU are the DUMMIE I'm afraid! Where in Pitt's comments does he suggest that BJ is anything other than an entity, rather than a real person?

Um, that would be this:

He destroyed Brewster Jennings, whose role watching Iran (among other nations) and delivering good data on their capabilities will be missed.

The phrasing of the sentence itself indicates Pied Piper Pitt thought Brewster Jennings was a person, not simply a front. If I were you, I wouldn't rush to Pitt's defence. He'll just be an embarrassment for you. Again.

Democratic Underground: proving moonbats can't read (or at least have a nonexistent grasp of English grammar) since 2001!

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basilisk said...
YOU are the DUMMIE I'm afraid! Where in Pitt's comments does he suggest that BJ is anything other than an entity, rather than a real person?

Um, that would be this:

He destroyed Brewster Jennings, whose role watching Iran (among other nations) and delivering good data on their capabilities will be missed.

The phrasing of the sentence itself indicates Pied Piper Pitt thought Brewster Jennings was a person, not simply a front. If I were you, I wouldn't rush to Pitt's defence. He'll just be an embarrassment for you. Again.

Democratic Underground: proving moonbats can't read (or at least have a nonexistent grasp of English grammar) since 2001!


Unadulterated crap! Replace the words "Brewster Jennings" with the name of ANY organization, group, company, etc and the sentence still reads true. The word "whose" can apply equally to an individual OR A GROUP.
Now, please tell me again about grammar.....!

8:08 PM  

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