Thursday, August 31, 2006

Brian Williams Defends Bush Interview On His Blog



Apparently Brian Williams is feeling the heat over his INTERVIEW with President Bush. In stark contrast to the normal forgettable Happy Face banalities usually posted on his Daily Nightly blog aka THE DAILY DULLY, yesterday's EDITION presented a very defensive attitude towards charges of bias by Williams. Unfortunately for Williams, the comments left by both liberal and conservative posters on his own blog undercut his weak declarations of being unbiased. In addition, the DUmmies now consider Williams to be their new hero because of the way he "hammered" Bush. So let us now watch Williams unconvincingly declare himself to be unbiased in Bolshevik Red followed by the postings of his blog commentators plus the DUmmie paens to their new hero while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:



We'll run another new (to our audience) portion of our conversation with the President on tonight's broadcast. I returned from New Orleans to find thousands of emails (I often ask that they be printed out so that I can take them home, travel with them and go through them quickly, while sticking to my vow to read them all) neatly divided into two main categories: our Katrina coverage (overwhelmingly positive) and our interview with President Bush.




[[overwhelmingly negative)]




On the latter topic, I was taken aback somewhat by what seems to be the prevailing (70/30) opinion -- apparently echoed today by Rush Limbaugh -- that I was somehow "disrespectful" in the interview.



[Somehow? I would say DEFINITELY disrespectful.]



Several things here: While I don't know the President outside of the parameters my job, he has always shown me great kindness, we've always gotten on well, and when we parted company yesterday, he was of good cheer and seemed satisfied with our time together (and notably was in NO hurry to end the interview) as were members of the White House staff. My job, remember, is to report...ask questions...and serve as advocate for our viewers who don't get the chance to ask questions of the President themselves. Any charge of "disrespect" deservedly gets my attention, because of my profound respect for the office and its occupants. In fact, one of the topics of conversation any time I'm with the President is our shared interest in Presidential history -- which we discussed during some private time yesterday. I note that one viewer has written complaining of "unprofessionalism" in my "tone of questioning and facial expressions."




[Maybe we would have more faith in your professionalism if you had correctly identified the biased Michael Eric Dyson as a leftwing Bush Basher rather than leaving the impression of him as some "impartial" observer.]




Perhaps some background will help. What we aired yesterday, and will again tonight, was a rather spontaneous, strolling interview in the hot afternoon sun in New Orleans. It was to have been taped an hour later, but the President was understandably anxious to greet the people who'd been waiting for him and Mrs. Bush in the heat -- so we gladly obliged, and things got underway very suddenly. He is, as has been widely reported in this space and elsewhere, a man who truly seems to enjoy the give-and-take and verbal "combat" that often comes with good conversation. He indicated to me more than once yesterday that he was anxious to have a robust discussion. Perhaps because the backdrop and circumstances of yesterday's interview differed so much from the norm -- the conventional presidential interview we've become used to seeing -- people saw something different that struck them as negative in some way. Asking tough questions is one thing, but I am constitutionally unable to be disrespectful around the President of the United States.




[So are you blaming the perception that you were disrespectful on the heat? In any event, it is apparent that both liberal and conservative posters on your blog aren't buying your lame excuses as we shall now see...]




Great interview Brian. I almost turned the channel thinking I was going to see another jounalist pansy bowing down to King George. What I saw was an American standing up against a Moron like Bush. Maybe if there were people like you asking the tuff questions before we got in this mess we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with. The Republican days are numbered and in November we begin the process of "tossing the garbage out"




[Brian Williams gets the thumbs up from a Moonbat.]



I thought when you got into 'what the President was reading' a kind of smug tone surfaced...almost making the President a school boy who had graduated from reading Cramer's book on DiMaggio to more important works like Camus. I thought that was unfortunate.




[At least Brian managed to keep his teeth from showing when he sneered.]




Brian, the tone of your questions were biased. You asked negative questions and tried to frame the discussion in a way to make the President look bad. I would love to see a main stream media personality ask honest straight forward questions without a hidden agenda behind them.




[And that not so hidden agenda is "BUSH'S FAULT!!!"]




Those who think you were being rude and disrespectful also listen to Limbaugh, O'Reilly, and Coulter, who exemplify the lowest form of disrespect and yellow journalism ever to hit the airwaives.




[Another moonbat thumbs up for Williams.]




Dan Rather spoke the truth in an admittedly awkward piece and we all know his fate. Brian, do not bow down to the corrupt donor class. We need people like you more now than ever before.




["Brian, be just as fake but accurate as Dan Rather."]




Your professionalism, honesty, and class were all in brilliant display in Monday's interview with Bush. You have earned my respect in the short time you've been in the anchor chair. If only I could say the same about Bush. A clueless, swaggering, shallow man who struggles to string together a coherent thought. And yet you were affable, and above all, respectful. Having been at the heart of the Katrina crisis from the beginning, you have been there for the American people in a way Bush never has. Thank you, and keep fighting for the answers.




[When a wacko praises you for your professionalism, what does that say about YOU?]




I personally think Rove, Cheney and Rumsfield run this Country and Bush is just a puppet! They all seem to be from the same mold and have the same mentality against people who actually have to work for a living and didn't get everything handed to them. Just once, I would love to see an honest politician win an election without buying it. I too am a baby boomer with children and grandchildren and I don't think I have ever been so afraid of the future as I have been with this administration leading the Country. My question for Bush, Jr....if you are such a believer in God who created all, how can you hate minorities so much, after all, didn't God create them too? Keep up the "excellent" work Brian.




[Another plug for Brian from another moonbat.]




You asked the touch questions. Hopefully others will follow your example. The President of the United States works for us (we the people), not for big business like Haliburton. George W. is a mental midget and a puppet for Cheney who is destroying the American way of life. His administration is raping & pillaging this country and we the people need to stand up and say enough.




[Do we see a trend here? The moonbats are unanimous in praise of Brian's "professionalism."]




Pres. Bush and he Federal Govt. cannot do everthing.
We have to take responsibility and act accordingly. Where were Blanco, Nagin and so on???




[Don't expect hard questions from Brian to Blanco and Nagin. Questions like why were the New Orleans buses allowed to remain idle to become water taxis instead of being used to evacuate people from New Orleans? In BrianWorld it is all Bush's Fault!]




From watching your body language, I thought you struggled a few times as to whether to hammer the President for answers that were less than truthful. Each time you chose not to. While I would have enjoyed the spectacle I thought you were simply showing respect. In view of that I find sugestions that you were disrespectful to be rather ridiculous.




[If you can SEE Brian struggle to keep from hammering the President, what does that say about his professionalism?]



I thought your interview was spot on. Thank-you for speaking truth to power.




["Speaking truth to power" is Leftspeak for Bashing Bush. Great job, Brian!]




WORST PRESIDENT EVER! Great Interview Brian!




[And what does that tell you about where Brian Williams is coming from?]




Your contempt for the President was more than obvious...Shame on you. You had a chance to provide a good public service, but could not get past your own bias. We expect more from someone in your position.




[But, hey, Brian Williams was very respectful of Michael Eric Dyson to the point of not identifying him as the leftwing Bush basher that he is.]



President Bush is a liar and should be put in jail for his actions!!! Well done Mr. Williams...well done.



[Well done Mr. Williams...well done.]




BW- I watched your interview, and felt a little disrespect there. I read your explanation. I believe you didn't show disdain intentionally then laugh at his answers as your colleagues did on MSNBC's Hardball while showing the interview-Nora O'Donnell needs work on presentation.




[I give Brian Williams credit for hiding his disdain for Bush better than Nora O'Donnell.]




If Brian did his homework he'd know that FEMA is an agency that has only money....not legions of rescue workers waiting on "hot standby" for a disaster to occur. In addition...New Orleans has been governed by Democrats for fifty years....it should have been Utopia. But those very Democrats have been diverting federal funds earmarked for the levies to their friends and cronies. Has Brian investigated these issues?




[of course, not. Brian needed to be respectful of Blank-Out Blanco and Water Taxi Nagin. And now to the love notes sent by the Democratic Underground moonbats to their new hero, Brian Williams as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD...]




Brian Williams BUSTS Bush on Iraq/Terrorism.




[The DUmmies are oh so happy about the "professional" Brian Williams busting Bush.]




Brian Williams looked like he was thinking... "You stupid fuckin' asshole. You didn't read those damn books!"




[Congrats on CORRECTLY reading Brian Williams' body language.]




Be sure to send emails of encouragement to Brian Williams




["Attaboy Brian!!! From your new Fan Club---the DUmmies."]




Brian Williams didn't cut Georgie any slack. He looked like he wanted to slug him.




[Thanx for that observation, DUmmie. You have condemned Brian Williams with your praise.]




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DUmmie Mike Malloy Angst Now Directed Towards Al Franken



Although the DUmmie anger over the FIRING of Mike Malloy was directed towards Air America Radio yesterday, a lot of their criticism is now starting to find a new target---Al Franken. As we have SEEN, the DUmmies were already less than enthusiastic about Al Franken. However, with the firing of Malloy, the DUmmies are peeved that Air America is continuing to pay MILLIONS to Al Franken for a show that most of them consider boring. The spark that set off the anti-Franken DUmmie diatribes was this THREAD titled, "If it was Randi Rhodes or Al Franken instead of Mike Malloy..." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage over Malloy being fired instead of Al Franken in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Al Franken for easing my way into afternoon naps, is in the [brackets]:




If it was Randi Rhodes or Al Franken instead of Mike Malloy...




[Hardly anybody would notice...]




I have the feeling we'd see the same level of outrage. Malloy was one of the original guard on AAR and has his legions of Truthseekers, and he will be sorely missed.




[There might be some outrage over Randi leaving but there would be celebrations if Al Franken's incredibly BORING show was taken off the air.]




Randi definitely. I don't think Al has the passionate fans that Mike and Randi have




[That's because Al's fans are sleeping through his banal monologues.]




But should Al leave AAR, I don't think his fans would be throwing themselves out of windows, if that's what you mean.




[Al's fans will just switch over to strong sleeping pills.]




AL is too bland and says little when you really think about it.



[I never stayed awake long enough to think about it.]



Nothing against Al. I know he is well liked and respected. I don't listen to his show, but I bought Liars and enjoyed it. But to alot of angry progressive's Mike was screaming what we all want to scream sometimes. I listened to him everyday during work, would download his show to my Ipod with AAR premium. I will miss him and Kathy very much. Every morning I download Mike, Randi and Sam, but Mike was the only one I looked forward to hearing what he had to say.




[Why don't you listen to Al? Afraid of causing a traffic accident when you fall asleep while driving your car?]



I don't listen to Al and if he left or got canned I wouldn't care - he is way to middle of the road for me.....a lot of which is most likely due to his potential run for Senate - but for whatever reason I'm not a fan....



[A DUmmie who realizes that Al Franken is using Air America STRICTLY for his planned Senate run.]




If it was Al Franken it'd be on NBC news and on CNN and Faux.




[And treated like a major tragedy even though few can actually stay awake to listen to his show.]




Randi's canning would draw outrage ... maybe more so than Malloy. Franken's would largely draw sighs of relief at DU. He's a milquetoast, mealy-mouthed middle-of-the-roader who's too willing to overlook Israeli war crimes.




[Great support there for Franken.]



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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Air America FIRES Mike Malloy!!!



There is now a cryptic ANNOUNCEMENT on Mike Malloy's website:


MIKE MALLOY FIRED BY AIR AMERICA RADIO

There will be no Mike Malloy program today - or any day - on Air America Radio as we have been terminated. We are as shocked as you are. We are told its a financial decision.

As a result there is great mourning in the Leftist blogosphere as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD posted by Mrs. Mike Malloy titled, "Mike Malloy Fired from Air America Radio." Joining in the mourning process are the Daily Kos KOmmies with a THREAD titled, "BREAKING: Air America Does It Again - Mike Malloy FIRED." The amazing thing here is that even though many leftists have been ANNOYED by Al Franken or irritated by Randi Rhodes, they almost all liked Mike Malloy. So does this sound like the actions of a thriving radio network or the work of desperate cost cutting in order to afford the overinflated salaries of Franken and Rhodes? I will leave that speculation for later but right now let us join the DUmmies and KOmmies as they mourn the lost of Malloy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Air America sinking ever faster in the ratings, is in the [brackets]:



Mike Malloy Fired from Air America Radio



[While continuing to pay the non-talented Al Franken millions. Continue Mrs. Malloy aka MalloyProducer...]



This is not a published news article, but I think it qualifies as LBN.




[LBN stands for Latest Breaking News for those of you unfamiliar with DUmmieSpeak.]



This is Kathy Bay Malloy and we just got news that as of this minute we've been terminated by Air America Radio.




[Mike's salary was needed to pay for Al Franken's private jet fuel expenses.]




We don't have all the details yet, but got a tip from someone who'd seen the new network lineup that we weren't included after all. We just had that confirmed by one of the suits a few minutes ago. We're told that its a financial decision.




[Al and Randi's knick-knacks don't come cheap.]




Thank you so much for your ongoing support and we'll keep you updated as we receive more information.




[Thanx for the news tip, Kathy. It will certainly be a featured DUmmie FUnnies item as we watch the continued sinking of Air America into the ratings toilet.]




omg!! Can anyone confirm this?




[Mrs. Malloy just did plus Mr. Malloy also confirmed it on his website. What do you need? For it to be engraved in stone?]




Kathy is Mike's wife and producer. If she says it's so, it's true.



[They didn't get married last May 12, did they? JUST KIDDING!!! Okay, I am definitely convinced that Air America just stabbed Mike Malloy in the back. So what else is new?]




if this is true than I say SCREW YOU AIRAMERICA!




[It's true but they were already screwed.]




We still have Ed Schultz to listen to ! This was a shot at a little dark humor, hope it didn't hurt too much




[Yeah, you can listen to Blowhard Ed Schultz give his baloney explanation about how he converted into a liberal Democrat while eating a Salvation Army baloney sandwhich which "coincidentally" happened about the same time the DNC handed him a bundle of cash to become a phony liberal.]



The corporate spin-doctors have some kind of lever with the advertisers at AAR and are trying to marginalize and splinter the rest of us. All is okay with whatever but just be aware how successful AAR had become in so short of a time.




[Air America became successful in a short time? And what dreamworld are you living on?]



I will not be listening to AAR if mike is not part of their line-up, I love Randi but not enough to tune in to an outlet that is destroying itself from within.




[Yeah, real success going on their with Air America. Now even their hardcore base is abandoning them.]




I hope it's a joke or prank but...if it's not it needs to receive the widest viewing that DU readers can help it with.




[Hey, I'll even help out by featuring this thread in the DUmmie FUnnies.]



What the hell is going on over at AAR anyway?




[It's called Going Down the Toilet.]




Goddamnit. Kathy, I am so pissed right now. Unbelievable. I'm speechless. Please keep us updated.




[Update: Al Franken is getting another undeserved raise.]




Let me just say f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck



[Let me just say ha ha ha ha ha]





Who's really running Air America?




[George Soros.]




what a SCANDAL! you guys are the best of air america they'll be hearing from me, definitely. i can't believe they'll keep al franken (i turn air america off every day at lunchtime) and not keep you guys.



[Al Franken is very popular in the insomniac wards.]




Was he fired for cause or just because of ratings?




[If it were just for ratings then ALL Air America hosts would be fired.]




Maybe bushco has gotten control of AirAmerikkka




[And Karl Rove is now their program director.]




I predict that Firing Malloy will be the end of Air America.




[That's like predicting the demise of a corpse.]



Air America Radio really f*cked up this time. Looks like the NeoCons have infiltrated AAR management.




[God forbid you lay the blame on the liberals for firing Mike Malloy. No, it's all the fault of those nasty NeoCons. They're everywhere! They're everywhere!]




UN-F*CKING-BELIEVABLE.... No wait it is believable becuase this country is going to shit. From this moment on I am DONE with AAR. Completely done. They can take Jerry Springer and shove him up their asses.




[Ironically, you now sound like a perfect guest for the Jerry Springer TV show... "And today on Jerry Springer, outraged Mike Malloy fans who want to shove Jerry Springer up the asses of Air America!"


Air America is dead to me.



[Can we use that for the Air America promo?]




AAR - Youre dead to me. Bookmarks deleted. As of today, no more... F*ck them. The only one I listened to regularly on that network is Malloy. AAR - You're Dead to me.



[Redundancy can be quite catchy as well as contagious.]





A blitz on AAR sponsors... might cut to the heart of the matter. I listen online so I don't hear most of the commercials. Maybe someone could start a list of sponsors with contact numbers.



[You want a list of AAR sponsors? Just look at blank page.]




Shultz, Franken and the rest of the remaining lot ... are nothing but useless boring idiots IMO.




[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]



So sorry Kathy. I foresee the imminent demise of AAR...




[I forsaw that result from the day they went on the air.]




OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!! F*CKING SON OF A BITCH MOTHER F*CKING AA JACK ASS EXECS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Malloy is this generations Thomas Paine. He is THE most powerful voice for the LIBERAL ideals of this country. I love Mike Malloy for his passion and his unrelenting courage to call these mother f*cking bastards in the bush crime family just what they are. And they fired him?!!!! This can't be true, this just can't f*cking be true!




[Mike Malloy fired? Bush's fault! And now we move to the KOmmie WAKE for Mike Malloy...]




BREAKING: Air America Does It Again - Mike Malloy FIRED




[Air America fired Mike Malloy twice?]




The asshats at Air America Radio have shown their stupidity again by firing one of their most popular and progressive hosts, Mike Malloy.




[That's so they can pay the inflated salaries of their least popular hosts.]



HE SIGNED A NEW F*CKING CONTRACT. They said, F*CK OFF today.



[Business ethics, Air America style.]




Franken's their big star. I think Al gets pretty much what Al wants.



[And what Al wants is $$$$$.]



Loved Mike Malloy and wish they would put Al Franken on in his time slot...so I could fall asleep faster.




[Listening to Al Franken works better than sleeping pills.]




The AAR business model is very flawed. Instead of a network of shows they should have been in the syndication business.




[AAR had a BUSINESS model? News to me.]




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"Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?"



As Rush Limbaugh often says, good economic news when Republicans are in office depresses the liberals. As proof of this, I present this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?." Yes, the DUmmies are WORRIED about good economic times. Not only that, you will see them also worrying about the low unemployment rate and the strong economy in general. Such good news for America is BAD NEWS for the DUmmies. So let us now watch the DUmmies admit they hate seeing gas prices decline in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who now knows that every cent of price decline on the gas signs means increasing angst among the DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:



Is anyone worried about how falling oil prices will impact the election?



[I've already pulled out my worry beads due to the fact that prices here have dropped about a dozen cents per gallon during the past month. If it drops another dime, I might have to go into therapy.]



While I'm glad that oil prices are falling below $70 and with predictions that they could fall further in October and November, I'm concerned that this could help Bush.




[This DUmmie wants EVERYONE to suffer with high gas prices just so Bush won't be helped.]




People know high gas prices are here to stay and most of them even have an inkling why. Remember, 60% of us aren't nearly as dumb as we look.



[But you are as DUmb as you sound, DUmmmmmie.]



Adjusted for inflation, our current oil price high still isn't even enough to top the 1980 high. I think that voters, unfortunately, will settle for gas around $2.20.



[How "unfortunate" that lower gas will help Bush and the Republicans.]



If the Republicans win the next election-watch the gas prices go up. The sheeple never learn and the cons know it.




[Karl Rove already arranged for a big gas price jump for the day after the elections.]




They are falling for a reason. Oil companies are paying Bush back for all of the huge profits in the last two years. Notice, the election is not too far away. You connect the dots.




[I've connected the dots and they lead to your padded cell.]



Have you ever read 1984? And how Oceana cut chocolate rations, and then raised them again, but not as high as they were before the cut? Oil prices are like the chocolate rations. People, from an emotional perspective, will be willing to embrace Bush again if oil prices fall to their 2004-early 2005 levels, even if back then they were complaining about those prices to begin with. Why is this? Because people's expectations are so diminished and they don't believe that they will see $1.70 again, so $2.20 will be good enough for them as a result.




[DUmmies are stupid. DUmmies have always been stupid. And DUmmies will always be stupid.]



Whoever didn't know this was coming must be the least perceptive person on the face of the earth? So that leads to my next question...Were the Dem's ready for this?




[Too bad the Democrat's are stuck with their Pavlovian Reflex to answer everything. Falling gas prices? Bush's fault!]




Most Dems on this board have the insight to realize this
But the general, apolitical public doesn't.




[Too bad the general public isn't as "enlightened" as the DUmmies. They foolishly believe falling gas prices to be a good thing.]




Dude, that's a given...non political people don't know shit!!!




[The DUmmie attitude in a nutshell. They can use it as an all-purpose excuse for why they keep losing elections...in addition to the Diebold excuse.]




There might be "enough time" by November. Gas prices are already falling to the $2.60's in some areas, even though they were up at above $3.00 just a month ago! We still that more than two months before Election Day, and assuming that prices continue falling, that will be enough of a time period for voters to gauge the change.




[Drop to your knees and pray that the general public becomes as idiotic as the DUmmies between now and the elections.


How often can he stick a cattle prod up our asses, shock us, and then turn down the power...



[You just put a big smile on benburch's face.]



Our prices in Newark, DE fell $.20 overnight.
Made hubby go "Wow" this morning when we drove past. I just said "Watch'em after the elections. It's only temporary." I bet him a quarter.



[A WHOLE QUARTER!!! Wow! You sure put your money where your mouth is.]



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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

DUmmies Outraged Over "South Park" Torture Of Saddam



The DUmmies have found a new human rights cause that they can rally behind. It is to protest the "torture" of Saddam Hussein by forcing him to watch the South Park movie, in which he is Satan's gay lover, over and over again. As you can see in this Yahoo! News ARTICLE, the South Park creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, said that the U.S. Marines guarding the former Iraqi dictator are forcing him to watch South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut over and over again. You can get an idea of the "torture" that Saddam is being subjected to be taking a look at this VIDEO clip from the movie featuring his "special relationship" with Satan (warning: strong language and content). As a result of this South Park "torture" of Saddam, the DUmmies are in a state of outrage as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie." Of course, the average DUmmie would love to subject George Bush to much worse things than just this relatively minor humliation so their protests ring a bit hollow. As usual, the DUmmies concerns over the well-being of Saddam Hussein are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not losing a moment of sleep worrying about Saddam's "torture," is in the [brackets]:





Saddam forced to watch himself in South Park movie




[Oh, the INHUMANITY!!!]




Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars.

The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".

"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie last year. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy," Stone said.




[This cruel torture is almost as inhumane as subjecting the Gitmo prisoners to air conditioning.]




How utterly embarassing...for the Marines, NOT for Saddam. Childish, stupid, sophmoric...



[This coming from a DUmmie who would LOVE subjecting George Bush to childish, stupid, and sophmoric stunts.]




I've heard Satan wasn't too happy about the way he was portrayed either.




[Especially since he has subsequently broken off his "special relationship" with Saddam.]




If true, this is childish bullshit. Given Saddam's limited English skills and his obvious mental fortitude, this is a waste of time.




[It doesn't take much English skills to figure out the "special relationship" of Saddam and Satan when they are hugging each other in bed.]




With Saddam's limited English and his innate inner strength, this is an exercise in amateurville.




[How touching is this DUmmie admiration for Saddam's "inner strength."]




Bush peed hisself laughin, tho. We are the Boorish Bully Fratboy Nation.




[DUmmies would pee themselves laughing if they had the opportunity to do a lot WORSE to Bush.]




Perhaps he has a sense of humor?




[Somehow I just can't picture Saddam laughing at himself.]




We have Jumped the Shark as a nation.




[For DUmmies, the Jump the Shark moment for America came when we subjected Saddam Hussein to the "torture" of watching his South Park portrayal over and over again.]


When will Trey and Matt go after Bush? Are they scared sh*tless?




[They don't dare to confront the Bush Family Evil Empire.]




Are we, the US citizens, suppose to be proud of this?



[YUP!]




The problem is as a country. We should hold ourselves to much much higher standards in our treatment of prisoners. We should lead by good example not be the bullies of the world.




[I bet the victims of Saddam's torture cells would have welcomed such "bullying" as a relief from the treatment they normally received.]




Hes got his Doritos. I think hes allright.




[Yeah but does he also get salsa dip with that? If not, I'm going to complain to a human rights commission.]



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"Why don't the Democrats run on impeachment?"



Remember impeachment? Early this year it was being widely heralded by the Democrats as a reason to vote them back into power in the House and Senate. Then they realized that such a rationale was counterproductive so they kept their mouths shut on this topic and heatedly denied that they will attempt impeachment proceedings if elected. However, it now appears they can't contain themselves. The "I" word is being brought up again with more and more frequency. In addition, many leftwingers, including DUmmies, are frustrated by the downplaying of impeachment as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Why don't the Democrats run on impeachment?" So let us now watch the DUmmies once again impeach their motives in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting my DUmmie ants getting more and more antic the closer we get to the elections, is in the [brackets]:




Why don't the Democrats run on impeachment?



[Psst! They really are running on impeachment but they don't want the general public to know that.]




Talk about energizing your base. I think the Democrats ought to make impeachment one of, if not THE, central theme in the upcoming elections. They need to convince all the fence sitters out there that this president needs to go before 2008, that he is a DANGER to the country. (And he is. We all know it.)

Anybody who thinks this president shouldn't be impeached is probably going to vote GOP anyway. He has broken more laws than a mob boss. I say play the impeachment card to win, then follow through with it. Then kick Cheney to the curb.




[Keep it up. Let the word go out. Democrats WANT impeachment! Scream it from every rooftop.]




because we don't want to scare the crap out of anyone that
might vote democratic that might not be a typical democratic voter dems are running on the promise of OVERSIGHT and that means oversight into iraq and the billions of cash we were handing out that disappeared, oversight into nsa wiretapping, katrina, etc etc. and if that oversight just so happens to lead to charges being brought against the criminals...well, then so be it! (and it will be, i'm sure)




[Oh, go ahead and BROADCAST what you really want---impeachment.]




Nancy Pelosi flat-out said if investigations lead to impeachment, so be it. Screaming it to the rooftops would play into the GOP mantra now. They know what's coming, but we don't need to hand them a campaign slogan by admitting to the inevitable course of action. It's a game.




[Shhh! Your secret game is safe with me. Let us not publicly admit what we REALLY want.]




Politics is a game. And to win we have to be smarter.




[By posting our impeachment strategy in DUmmieland only to have it reproduced in the DUmmie FUnnes. Yup! You sure got the smarts.]




Running on "impeachment" is just not right ... WE all KNOW this crew has done 100 different things that should lead to impeachment, but you have to have the PROCESS first ... Have to have official hearings, and it is putting the cart before the horse to just jump to impeachment ...




[TRANSLATION: We want to kick Bush out of office but we must first go through the pretense of having official hearings.]




I personally think they're doing the right thing by acting like they're not interested in impeachment. They don't want to sound like they're on a witchhunt. Investigations, hearings and oversight will be one of the things on the agenda. You have to investigate before you impeach. I guess the plan is to do thorough investigations and see where that takes us.




[Key word: "acting." See the Democrats must ACT like they are not interested in impeachment even though that is their REAL goal. Of course, they will first go through the PRETENSE of investigations and hearings just to make it all look good.]



My only concern is, as much as I like the Impeachment word, it could backfire, Republicans will call us 'angry unpatriotic democrats'. We have to come across as reasonable.




[It's going to be tough for you to keep up that "reasonable" pretense.]




Bring up these issues and then say "this is why the chimp ought to be impeached". NEVER let the people draw their own conclusions. You have to give the conclusions to the people if you want to win.




[DUmmie Quote of the Week: "NEVER let the people draw their own conclusions."]




Pelosi has already announced she won´t impeach. That´s why there´s little chance of victory, no real guts, not to mention Diebold.




[Give up hope...NOW!!!]




MAYBE IN NOVEMBER, IF WE WIN MAJORITY, MY DREAM WILL COME TRUE AND IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS WILL BE HELD FOR BUSH, CHENEY AND ALL THOSE INVOLVED IMPEACHABLE OFFENSES.




[SOMEDAY MY PRINCE WILL COME!]



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Monday, August 28, 2006

Cursing Cheney Heckler Too Obnoxious Even For DUmmieland



Just imagine what an incredible level of obnoxiousness it takes to get yourself tombstoned from DUmmieland. Just the tiniest bit of rationality will get you tossed off that site but if obnoxiousness is directed towards Republicans, such an attitude is usually most welcome over there. Well, this is what happened to Dr. Ben Marble, the guy who heckled the Vice-President last year on the Gulf Coast by constantly screaming "F--- You, Mr. Cheney!!!" Soon afterwards, DOCTOR Marble (as he seems to want to be called) began posting in DUmmieland where is anti-Republican obnoxiousness was most welcome. However, his obnoxious attitude seems to have spilled over to other matters which caused his tombstoning in DUmmieland. To get an idea of DOCTOR Marble's over-the-top obnoxiousness, take a look at Friday's Hardball VIDEO of him sneeringly accusing Rockey Vaccarella of being a (GASP!) Republican as if he were a member of some fringe political group. When not working at his regular job, DOCTOR Ben Marble plays in a Punk Rock Band and shills unlistenable MUSIC and terrible T-SHIRTS on the Web. Meanwhile, I am really curious as to just WHAT got DOCTOR Ben Marble kicked off DUmmieland as was indicated in this THREAD titled, "Dr. Ben Marble is tearing Rockey V a new one on Hardball!" DOCTOR Ben Marble's obnoxiousness and the DUmmie response is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping that DOCTOR Ben Marble becomes the keynote speaker at the next Democrat National Convention, is in the [brackets]:



Dr. Ben Marble is tearing Rockey V a new one on Hardball!




[Yes, DOCTOR Ben Marble sure beat Rockey in the OBNOXOUSNESS department by a wide margin.]



He's making him admit to his partisanship, and Dr. MArble said * is the worst president this country has ever had. It is at the very end of the show. They ran out of time, or I think Marble would have kept going.




[With obnoxiousness oozing out of every pore of his body, DOCTOR Ben Marble accused Rockey of being a Republican as if it were some fringe political group.]




I love Marble. Go fugg yourself Cheney -



[Remember, it is DOCTOR Ben Marble.]



Dr Ben posted on DU for a short time after that. He got tombstoned relatively quick. He is a hot head but I like him.



[I would LOVE to read his remarks. Just how low do you have to go to be too hot headed even for DUmmieland.]



I LOVE the fact that his comments to Cheney will always be part of the public record of the Katrina disaster.




[It will remain for all posterity as an embarrassing reminder to DOCTOR Ben Marble as to what a punk he was if he ever grows up.]




He's a wacko, but he's a wacko on our side.




[He's OUR wacko.]




Yeah, I remember that, and I hated to see him go, and even DUers get into it, but I think he went too far. Maybe he had PTSD or something. He was pretty hot today, too.



[How far do you have to go to go too far even for DUmmies? Now I HAVE to see those DUmmieland posts by DOCTOR Ben Marble.]




I always liked Dr. Marble's rough edges. We had a few email conversations about his being tombstoned from DU for acting like an asshole. But that character trait was exactly what made him so endearing when he turned on Cheney.




[DOCTOR Ben Marble was an endearing a--hole.]




He was tombstoned? I was wondering what happened to him. Dr. Marble was featured in Spike Lee's documentary, "When The Levees Broke". That made me think about his postings here at DU. Wow, a new American hero was born when he made that comment to Cheney - TWICE.




[Now that DOCTOR Ben Marble got featured in Spike Lee's documentary, you should welcome him back to DUmmieland. We could use his comedy material here at the DUmmie FUnnies.]



Vacarella is a textbook neoconservative! He himself acknowledges being a 'southern democrat' who became a Reagan Republican - the very epitome of a neoconservative reichbot, imho. He's a despicable dissembler - a damned fool who can't learn from getting scammed over and over and over again by people who pander to his hatreds and bigotries.




[Rockey is somehow despicable while the loudmouth shmuck, DOCTOR Ben Marble, is endearing? Only in the DUmmie Zone.]



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Sunday, August 27, 2006

DUmmies And KOmmies In Shock Over Plame Leak Source Revelation



With the REVELATION by Newsweek's Michael Isikoff that the REAL source of the leak of Valerie Plame's name to Robert Novak was NOT Karl Rove but frequent critic of the Administration's Iraq policy, Richard Armitage, both DUmmieland and the KOmmieland are in a deep state of shock. Therefore, in order to ease their angst, perhaps this is a good time to take a brief break and serenade them with the Freudenschade song (to the tune of "Edelweiss) composed by that famous Tin Pan Alley songmeister, Charles Henrickson:


Freudenschade, Freudenschade,
DUmmie joy bears repeating;
Pop champagne, feel no pain--
Only thing, it's so fleeting.

Make 'em eat crow and the gloom will grow,
Gloom will grow and sour.

Freudenschade shoots its wad
In less than twenty-four hours.


Sorry, Lefties but there will be NO Fitzmas and NO Karl Rove frogwalk across the White House lawn despite the fact that one William Rivers Pitt GUARANTEED that he had been indicted on May 12. Once again, the invisible forces of Freudenschade has snatched defeat from the DUmmie jaws of victory. So let us now watch first the DUmmies and then the KOmmies desperately try to deny reality. First we visit this comedic DUmmie THREAD titled, "News Breaking: Armitage's admission to outing Valerie Plame," followed by a trip to the Daily Kos in this THREAD titled, "Newsweek: Plame Outed By Armitage." As usual, the DUmmie and KOmmie mournful bleatings over their stolen Fitzmas are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still gleefully humming the Freudenschade song, is in in the [brackets]:



News Breaking: Armitage's admission to outing Valerie Plame




[Merry Fitzmas!!!]




Richard Armitage, a well-known gossip who loves to dish and receive juicy tidbits about Washington characters, apparently hadn't thought through the possible implications of telling Novak about Plame's identity.

"I'm afraid I may be the guy that caused this whole thing," he later told Carl Ford Jr., State's intelligence chief. Ford says Armitage admitted to him that he had "slipped up" and told Novak more than he should have.

"He was basically beside himself that he was the guy that f---ed up. My sense from Rich is that it was just chitchat," Ford recalls in "Hubris," to be published next week by Crown and co-written by the author of this article and David Corn, Washington editor of The Nation magazine.




[OOPS!!!]




What a total crock of shit!




[De-Nile is a river in Africa.]




I'm not going to buy he was the lone ranger.




[I'm not going to buy that George Bush was inaugurated in January, 2005.]




And how did Armitage find out?




[Jason Leopold was his source.]




This sounds like a pretty piece of propaganda. How is David
Corn involved in this? Isikoff is a major player elf. He gave elves a bad name. What is the elf connection?




[I dunno. Why don't you ask the Evil Elf himself---Dennis Kucinich.]




Didn't Novak, on Meet The Press today, say that Armitage wasn't the person who outed Plame to him?




[No. That was just wishful thinking on your part.]




Novak did NOT deny that it was NOT Armitage-nor did he confirm it.




[There's STILL hope. Novak didn't confirm it. Keep grasping at those straws.]



The whitewash cleansing of the holy bush administration just in time...... for the elections. Sounds like a f--king miracle to me? Who would like to fall on their sword next, I'm sure they will be rewarded with 20 virgins and a new idenity and join Ken Lay in bushco's paradise.




[I know benburch would LOVE to fall on a sword or, preferably, a long lance.]



How nice of Armitage to try to be the fall guy
for this gang. Why didn't he come forward 3 years ago and save everyone the time and trouble? Sorry Dick, nice try but we ain't buying your bill of goods today.




[It's because Armitage is a big fan of the DUmmie FUnnies and enjoys laughing at the DUmmies (and KOmmies) making fools of themselves over waiting for their Great Pumpkin known as Fitzmas.]



Wonder how much THEY are paying him?




[Armitage was given a chocolate fountain in exchange for aiding the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy.]




I F*cking Smell Another Medal of Freedom




[aka the Rovie Award.]




Utter, total, complete, unmitigated, mind-boggling, SIXTH HAND bullcrap.




[How dare you question the quality of the TruthOut reports. And now let us join the meltdown on the KOmmie THREAD.]





where's Fitz? I lost 100 bucks on a Frogmarch bet and I think he should reimburse me for it.




[Take your case to Judge Judy.]




Armitage said something to Novak on July 8. It's unclear whether he exposed Plame's covert identity. But in any case, he wasn't part of the plot, we can say with near certainty.




[Can we also say with near certainity that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12?]




When I was a relative newbie here... and Fitz made his "big" announcement re: Libby only, I diaried my devastation and was promptly given the troll treatment by other Kossacks. Every time I hear/read the name Plame, I'm reminded that I'm still bitter about it. Fitz...what a f*cking disappointment.




[Merry Fitzmas!!!]




The article mentions that Fitz found no evidence that Armitage knew she was covert. Apparantly, he learned about Plame from the INR memo, which in no way identifies her as covert.




[And the reason for this is because Valerie Plame was NOT covert.]




Doesn't make sense. If it were just a slip by Armitage, this would have been a non-story ages ago.




[It should have been a non-story from the get-go but thanx to the DUmmies and KOmmies and their press cohorts, this non-story was kept artificially alive when it was really DOA.]




I hate to mention the name Jason Leopold, but on his (and Marc Ash) latest update, he claims that Cheney is the focus of Fitzgerald investigation.




[Then it MUST be as true as the May 12 Karl Rove indictment.]



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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Gary Hart Falls Off The Deep End



If I were to tell you that I know someone who thinks that George Bush is assuming imperial powers in the same manner as Augustus Caesar in ancient Rome, you would figure the person to be a kook left member of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies. In addition, if I were to add that this same person also believes that our social and foreign policy must first be submitted to religious fundamentalists then you could also conclude that if not a DUmmie, then this same person could also be a Koo-Koo Daily Kos type. Well, what if I told you that this person was a United States Senator, former presidential candidate and supposedly a respected thinker by the name of Gary Hart? I kid you not. Apparently Gary Hart has gone completely fallen off the deep end of rational thought and posted these sentiments in his Huffington post BLOG imperiously titled, "Twenty-first Century Rome." Supposedly this is Hart's chronicle of the downfall of the American Republic. Instead it represents the complete collapse of Gary Hart's rational abilities. So let us now join Gary Hart fantasizing about an American Empire in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wanting a ride aboard the Monkey Business, is in the [brackets]:





Twenty-first Century Rome




[Twenty-first Century Democrats---A Laff Riot!]




For those of us who believe history holds valuable lessons, there is instruction to be had from the experience of other great powers. In the particular case of the American Republic it is important to consider the history of other republics. Not the least of these examples is the demise of the ancient Roman Republic and its transition to the Roman Empire.




[I remember the more recent history of a presidential candidate who invited the press to follow him around to see if he was cheating. Well, the press did follow him around just like he asked and they caught him cheating.]




That history is well known. The civil wars of the mid-first century BC led to the acquisition of dictatorial power by Julius Caesar lasting from about 49 BC until his assassination on the Ides of March 44 BC. Further unrest if not chaos ensued until, in 27 BC, Caesar’s adopted son Octavianus became the first Roman emperor as the first Augustus.




[Professor Gary delivering a history lesson from the deck of the Monkey Business.[



So much for the dates and names. The question is how Augustus became emperor. How did he go about finally ending a republic founded in 510 BC?



[If I give the right answer, do I win a date with Donna?]




First, “he took steps to neutralize the army as a political force.” Of course, in a republic that would be a good thing, because in republican Rome the armies as political forces had helped bring about the demise of the Republic. But in Augustus’s case he achieved his objective by making the army his instrument. Control of the army was control of state power.




[Stand by. Professor Gary is about to lead his history lesson towards his real target.]




Second, he took control of the system of laws and justice. Little could happen with the magistrates and judges that did not meet his approval and conform to his policies. To control the legal system was to control the entire nation.




[Did he appoint a certain Judge Alitus to help him control the legal system?]




And, third, like his adoptive father Caesar, Augustus was “imaginative and innovative in his exploitation of religious sentiments.” Augustus understood that the integration of the state with religion was the key to control of the nation’s culture.




[Golly gee! I wonder where this is all leading? Hmmmm.]




The army, the courts, and religion. The keys to the creation of the Roman Empire.




[Get ready with the life preservers! Professor Gary is about to jump overboard from the Monkey Business.]




In 21st century America the current government (the presidency and Congress of one party) has taken control not only of defense and military policy, but also military operations. No other administration, including that of Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War or Franklin Roosevelt in World War II, has ever done that. The unprecedented imposition of neoconservative ideology on military operations has led directly and inevitably to the debacle in Iraq.




[DING! DING! DING! Professor Gary has locked on target. The REAL target.]




In the last five years we have seen an effort by the current government to control the American judicial system by the appointment of ideologically selected judges. The unprecedented attempt to make the administration of justice the instrument of ideology is incompatible with the Constitution of the Republic whose flag we salute.




[Appointing judges compatible with the political philosophy of the sitting president. Who ever heard of such a bizarre notion? Perhaps Bush should appoint judges who believe that international law takes precedent over American law like that Supreme Court justice whose name is the same as an ice cream brand.]




And, of course, the Republican party has been imaginative and innovative in its exploitation of religious sentiments. The unprecedented submission of social policy, and foreign policy in the Middle East, to religious fundamentalists violates the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and has weakened America in the world.




[Yes, Professor Gary. It is a well known fact that President Bush submits all social and foreign policy to Pat Robertson for his approval. Oh, and Pat Robertson must also first approve of all meds prescribed for you.]




The army, the courts, and religion. The keys to the creation of the American Empire.




[And where is the key to your padded cell, Professor Gary? And now on to the Huffington Post HUffie peanut gallery comments chanting their approval for their new mentor...]




Nero reportedly played his fiddle while Rome burned.

George Bush takes yet another vacation.

Nero blamed the Christians.

George Bush blames everyone else.

Nero had a strange relationship with his manipulative, ambitious mother. Nero is blamed for her murder. Nero was deranged.

Hmmmm.....



[Don't forget to also compare Bush to Caligula.]




And so, with a dry alcoholic uber-privileged frat boy at the helm, the country rots from the top through massive corruption in all three branches of the government and media and from financial ruin brought by their pillaging of the treasury.



[All hail our emperor! The mighty Chimpus Khan!]




And those in this government's administration would not deny any of it. Yet, by hook and certainly crook, it's been allowed to happen. Our country is selling it's soul. IMPEACH NOW.




[All lefist roads lead to IMPEACHMENT.]




This essay should be printed in every newspaper in America.




[For placement in the FUnnies section.]




The separation of Church and State is not about keeping religion safe from government, but keeping the government safe from religious fanatacism.




[A "constitutional scholar" speaks his empty mind.]




Well, Gary, it was a good run. 224 years of being the most respected country on the planet is pretty good. The last 6 we can count out. It's pretty amazing when you consider that after 9/11 we had the VAST majority of the WORLD behind us supporting us. Then a cabal of truely EVIL people trashed all that good will, and WE now get to suffer for it. I suppose it's the punishment we have to pay for allowing them to steal and destroy our Republic.

Hail Ceaser.




[Hail Chimpus Khan.]




And there are more than a few similarities between Bush 43's mother and Augustus's wife, Livia.




[And between Jeb Bush and Tiberius.]




Does the central influence over religion mean that individual pastors are no longer in control of their flocks? Is there any chance they could rebel, or does the carrot of faith based spending and the stick of threat of removal of tax-exempt status mean pastors not subject to carrot and stick tend to get moved out, and those who are motivated in these ways tend to rise in power, kind of like what happens in the military?



[Not a chance. All those pastors are wearing secret decoder rings that emit mind control waves that keep them in total obedience.]




By the year 170 A.D., the military, not the Emperor was calling the shots. No Emperor could be chosen by The Roman Senate without the approval of the most powerful military faction. The Emperor remained Emporer as long as the military got what it wanted.

That is where we are now; not back in Caesar's time where the Emperor controlled the military. The Pentagon controls U.S. foreign policy, not the President. The Pentagon is certainly comfortable with President Bush's endless war policy.




[Yet another of the Gary Hart acolytes spewing utter nonsense into the wind.[


Very good, Senator. Now would you please give us a similar discussion of the parallels between the Nazi rise to power in Germany and the steps taken by the Bush administration? There are many and I believe with your expertise and potential to have a wide audience this would be very helpful. In fact, a book on these parallels similar to your one about God would be a very helpful contribution.




[A HUffie begging Gary Hart to sink the good ship Monkey Business.[





yes, this is happening. It is completely frightening. I am waiting for Bush to 'postpone' the elections on grounds of National Security. This is evil stuff - we have taken the election process for granted. Everyone should read 1984 by Orwell and acquaint themselves with the concept of 'doublethink'. George called it 57 years ago - he knew that the subversion a democracy is founded on the process of blurring the lines between truth and lies. Bush = Big Brother. Be very afraid - and then DO SOMETHING.




[Please report to Room 101 for a thorough rectal exam of your brain.]




Bush is a puppet of big oil and big money - the american people are being conned just like the Romans.




[Didn't you get the memo above? Bush is Big Brother. Wait, no! Bush is a puppet of big oil! I mean Bush is Big Brother. Or is he is a puppet of big oil? No, make that...]




Yes, Mr. Hart. And the little evil genius known as Karl Rove has everything to do with it.




[All hail the REAL emperor, Rovian Augustus!]




This is the model of how to build empires. However, you forget the most important thing. Using the Army against the people as a weapon of terror. The 300 Spartans that marched on Rome remember? Why? Because they were forced to by the Roman Army. They needed fear in the Roman Polulace for htem to surrender control to "protect the people".




[Thanx for the history lesson about the 300 Spartans that marched on Rome by walking across the Adriatic Sea.]




I read "The Rise and the Fall of the Roman Empire" as a teenager, and the many parallels are well documented. Here's another one...Rome ran out of Roman citizens to fight its wars and started hiring mercenaries. Maybe Blackwell can't compare with the Huns, but they're close!




[Did you also read "The DECLINE and Fall of the Roman Empire?"]




Roman invaded and humiliated Britain. So anytime you read a history about Rome in English from English translators YOU ARE READING ONE BIASED PIECE OF PULP FICTION.




[Toss away everything written by Gibbons!]




Most Americans have about as much interest in the impending crisis as cows have of their impending date with the slaughterhouse, and those who are politically motivated are fighting battles between 'right' and 'left', shadow boxing, instaed of coming together and taking on the institutions which make that shadow. It's the same in my country, and I can't see a way out of it. Every aspect of our respective societies have been corporatised, until we are only left with screaming into the vaccuum of hyperspace. How do we get out of this mess?




[The only solution is to hand out large quantities of Guy Fawkes costumes although my preference is for a Donna Rice blowup doll.]




The President's Party is in league with the usurpers and the opposition Party is non existent. It is a mix of collaborators and cowards. At least in the case of Augustus, you had a man of principle and competence. George on the other hand exhibits the wisdom of Caligula and the competence of Nero.




[Thank you, thank you, thank you for including the Caligula comparison! The Gary Hart acolyte lunacy is now complete!]




Football and baseball stadia are our modern day Coliseums. How different is celebrity or athlete worship from gladiator worship?




[The odds of the modern "gladiators" living another day are much, much higher.]




We had our run as a great country...shit happens...evil rules....down the tubes. How about a revolution?????????????




[Groovy! Lets all have a revolution as soon as we finish ingesting our meds!]



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Bill Maher Beats The Impeachment Drum



Earlier this year, the Left was playing the impeachment drumbeat loud and clear. Then they suddenly got the memo that their calls for "chimpeachment" were counterproductive to the Democrat effort to win back the House and Senate. So for a few months hardly anything was heard again about impeaching Bush. However, now that the election is nearing, the Left simply can't contain themselves. Suddenly the word "impeachment" is sounding loud and clear in the Leftist Blogosphere again. And now adding his two cents to the impeachment drumbeat is Bill Maher as you can see in his Huffington Post BLOG titled, "Why Not Impeachment?" So let us now join the TV host with a face for radio in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, urging the Democrats to continue being counterproductive, is in the [brackets]:



Why Not Impeachment?




[Why not impeach Bill Maher from TV?]




So a judge has ruled that not only is Bush's warrantless wiretapping program illegal, it's also unconstitutional. And not just unconstitutional, but doubly unconstitutional; it violates both the 1st and 4th amendments. We're talking a smackdown of Judge Judy-esque proportions.




[Judge Judy rules in cases where she has a CONFLICT OF INTEREST? Because that is what happened in this case with Judge Anna Taylor Diggs. She should have RECUSED herself from this case because the plaintiff (ACLU) received a $45,000 grant from a foundation in which she is Secretary and Trustee. If anyone deserves impeachment here, it is Judge Taylor.]




Now, I'm not really pushing the impeachment of George Bush, unless it's about lying about that fish I talked about last season. Them I'm all for it.




[However, you are doing a really good impression of pushing impeachment.]




But if this decision stands, and this program is unlawful and unconstitutional, federal law expressly makes the ordering of surveillance under the program a federal felony. That would mean that the president could be guilty of no fewer than 30 felonies while in office. Moreover, it is not only illegal for a president to order such surveillance, it is illegal for other government officials to carry out such an order. And that means Alberto Gonzalez could be tried, convicted, and deported.




[You're going to deport Alberto Gonzalez to San Antonio where he was born?]




So let's just say for the sake of argument that the Supreme Court upholds this decision and says Bush broke the law and violated the Constitution. President Clinton was impeached for lying under oath in a civil case, a case that had no bearing on the public as a whole. This would - unquestionably - be a greater offense.




[Given the fact that Judge Taylor had a CONFLICT OF INTEREST and should have RECUSED herself from this case, your "sake of argument" proposition is an extreme longshot.]




How would you square impeaching Clinton and not impeaching Bush? Or would Bush have to sleep with this judge in Detroit?




[I've seen that judge. If I were Bush I would choose being impeached in a heartbeat.]




It's sort of like the 7 minutes question I always ask Republicans. Are you loyal to the man, or to the principle?




[Why don't you ask a similar question to all those liberal legal "scholars" who a few years ago claimed that perjury was NOT an impeachable offence. And now on to the comments from the HUffers at the Huffington Post...]




Bush is impeachable for many reasons. But of course we have a republican house and senate, so it wouldn't happen. And even if the dems take control in November, I'm not sure it SHOULD happen. That would leave Cheney the president. The logical approach would be to pressure Cheney to resign, replace him with someone we could live with, then pressure Bush to resign under threat of impeachment. Resignation or conviction on the bill of impeachment = another Gerald Ford. I'd settle for that.




[According to the Democrat Underground DUmmies, if Bush is impeached (and removed from office), then John Kerry automatically becomes president. And now you know why we call them DUmmies.]




Judge Anna Diggs Taylor serves as the Secretary and Trustee of a foundation that donated funds to the ACLU of Michigan, a Plaintiff in the case. Nah, thats not a conflict. Is it?





[A HUffie correctly points out one of many reasons why this dopey judicial decision will be REVERSED.]



Cheney would NOT become president. The dems will take back congress and impeach Bush and Cheney. That leaves Pelosi as the president.




[A HUffie admitting that this impeachment talk is definitely POLITICAL.]




Both Bush and Cheney should be indicted for war crimes. Unfortunately, they are backed by a Republican Congress and their lies, corruption and treasonous actions will never surface because the GOP is more concerned about covering up for these criminals. There is plenty of evidence out there to support the fact that if they weren't directly involved with 9/11, they certainly allowed it to happen as a pretense for invading Iraq. Invading Iraq was on their agenda before 9/11. They should be on trial for mass murders in this country and abroad. How dare they talk about Saddam being brought to justice. Who will bring these damn neocons to justice. Where is the outrage of the American people, or have we just allowed them to continue with their New World Order and just call it fighting terrorism




[The HUffies are now being exposed here to the DUmmie LIHOP/MIHOP mindset.]





Why not impeachment? Well, Bill's making light of the issue, but there's a more serious constitutional problem that this Bush regime has made obvious. The presidential line of succession is seriously flawed and needs to be changed. Right now, we are in a no win situation. Bush can't be impeached because then that would mean Cheney is the president, and we all know Cheney is guilty of anything that Bush is guilty of, and probably he's guilty of more than Bush. So, can we impeach them both? I think the law would allow for an impeachment of the administration if it was found that both the President and VP were guilty of the same impeachable offense.




[A HUffie making up impeachment law for the convenience of the Democrats.]




BILL!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I want you to be my babys' dady. LOL I am a guy. LOL




[Is that you, John Mark Karr?]




We must impeach, at a minimum, both the President and the Vice President, for these shameful abuses.




[Which would yield a President Pelosi. Not a very attractive prospect for voters this November.]




All I know is that we should have hired Hezbollah to rebuild New Orleans.




[They would have handed out money made in North Korea.]




It's gone past impeachment. He's a war criminal. Milosevic's cell now sits vacant. It's time for Bush, Cheney, Rummy and Rice to move in.




[A DUmmie drifts into HUffieland.]




This is just what Karl Rove wants to hear. He as well as many on both sides of the aisle are convinced that the American people generally don't like the idea of impeachment for any president. Its too divisive and traumatic for the nation. Even many who did not like Bill Clinton opposed impeachment and its aftermath. Not likely to get a Nixon Resigns outcome here. Many believe, falsely I believe, that the desire to impeach Bush is Democratic payback for the Clinton deal and that the clinton deal was Republican payback for Nixon. Many American feel that to impeach Bush will perpetuate the payback syndrome. They may actually be right. The republicans will campaign on the idea that Democrats want to win just to impeach Bush, and that will work to Republican advantage. This will only work when the people have had enough. Democrats should run on solving the problems and getting us out of this mess. The people will support that. Republicans are already running using the face of Nancy Pelosi Ted Kennedy and Reid to say what the country will be like under a Democratic administration.




[Shhhh! Please don't reveal the Secret Rovian Plan.]




I love you Bill Maher! I've told everyone on our website that Friday is the big night, that you'll be back on HBO at 11 p.m. est. I can't wait - it's like I've been living in an alternate universal whenever your show isn't on. Take me home, Bill! Take me home!



[You obviously need to consult your opthamologist about your vision problems.]




Mr Maher, I think you have accurately summed up why the right has absolutely no intention to loose control of the House or Senate this year. The days of law and order have passed. We are now in the days of POWER. He who has it keeps it, no matter what.




[Time to pull out those dopey Guy Fawkes masks.]




Hey guys, the way I see it, we've got about 5 months until impeachment. I'll be putting that bottle I've been saving for Jesus' return on ice for that one.




[Is that you, John Conyers?]


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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

KOmmie Plan To Turn Democrats Into Untouchables



Remember all the Democrat talk just a few years ago about the need for a "civil discourse?" Well, you can throw that out the window. Now Democrats want to act like in-your-face tough guys as you can see in this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD titled, "Democrats must take the gloves off." The tough guy KOmmie Klown who authored this piece of laughable false bravado is none other than KOmmie occams hatchet who came up with another comedic gem: KOmmies Claim Terror Alerts Are Just Republican Fear Mongering. So let us now remove the restraining straps from KOmmie occams hatchet and watch him rabidly rant in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to enjoy another full moon KOmmie edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, is in the [brackets]:



Democrats must take the gloves off




[Says KOmmie occams hatchet as he takes off his restraining straps.]




"You wanna know how you do it? Here's how:
They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone!
Now - do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?"




[A moment of Divine Revelation! KOmmie occams hatchet gets his inspiration from a fictional movie character in his effort to turn the Democrats into Untouchables. No one would want to touch them if they took his advice.]




Are Democrats ready to do that? Have Democrats "had enough" cowering, groveling, simpering, appeasing, pussyfooting, equivocating and generally eating the crap of Republican abuse for the past six years to finally do what needs to be done to change things?




[You look laughably cute when rabid foam drools out of the side of your mouth.]




The Republicans have been skirmishing Democrats for several years, nipping at our flanks, picking off supporters and candidates one by one with their "unfair" tactics, and then refusing to engage us in a battle over the substance of the issues, the way it's "supposed" to be done.




[Wake up, KOmmie occams hatchet. You seem to be having a nightmare involving a superimposing a martial fantasy on normal political campaigns.]




"Unfair! Unfair! Unfair!"




["Unclean! Unclean! Unclean!" That's what I want to yell when reading KOmmie occams hatchet.]




Shaddaaap. Get a grip. Get a spine. Start standing up for yourself. No, forget that - forget "standing up for yourself" - that's playing defense. We need to play offense. We need to turn every attack back on them. So - when you get attacked with a knife, pull out a freakin' Abrams tank and blow them away.




[How about if we just pull out a butterfly net for you to swing during your extended visit to Happy Farms?]




We have got so much more ammunition than Republicans have that it won't even be a fair fight - it'll be a massacre. All we have to do is pick up the right weapons, and keep blasting away. All we have to do is load our weapons with Examples Of Awful Governance, and we'll never run out of ammo.




[KOmmie occams hatchet apparently never gave up playing with his childhood toy soldiers in the sandbox.]




We don't even need to attack from the left, or the middle - or anywhere on the Political Spectrum. We just need to attack from Reality. Hell, there's ammunition lying on the ground, everywhere you look. And that ammunition is -The Truth.




[Speaking of Reality. Just continue playing soldier in the sandbox while Reality passes you by.]




If there's one thing the Republicans and their enablers are afraid of, it's The Truth. If there's one issue the Republicans don't want to have to run on, it's The Truth. "Demonizing" Republicans isn't even necessary - all we have to do is TELL THE TRUTH - the truth will show them for the demons they are. Tell the Truth - Republicans can't stand that. They will run from it like vampires from sunshine.




[Like the way you are now running from Reality?]




In politics, you're guilty until proven innocent. If we say, for instance - in a unified, uniform, unblinking way - that the Bush administration has been spying on political enemies, the Republicans have no good responses. Never mind that they will say, "Well, we don't do that." And we'll say, "Why are you spying on political enemies?" And they'll say, "We don't spy on political enemies." And we'll say, "We know you're spying on political enemies - just like Nixon," and they'll have nowhere to go. And so we repeat that meme, louder and more often: JUST LIKE NIXON. And again, they'll have nowhere to go with that - there's no good response that won't raise more questions and add more validity to the charge. There is no way they can defend against a relentless onslaught of that, unless they're willing to open up the NSA program (and every freaking other illegal COINTELPRO program that they're running) to scrutiny. Which they're not.




[There is absolutely NO NEED to spy on Democrats. We just need to allow you to rant openly and then Copy and Paste. Your own words are enough to sink the Democrats. Oh, and did I mention that it is all conveniently chronicled in the DUmmie FUnnies?]




And why aren't they? Simple: Because Republicans cannot withstand revelation of The Truth. This administration has buried, hidden, run from, destroyed and otherwise tried to deny The Truth since before it took office, and for good reason: When The Truth gets out about Republicans, They. Lose.




[Naw. We simply set the Diebold machines to "R".]




We need to make statements of fact that, in order to refute, would require the Bush administration and the Republicans to reveal The Truth. It's not our job to fact-check them - hell, the President doesn't have to - just to pound them into the consciousness of the American voting public. How do we do that? By acting as if they are true, and demanding that Republicans answer for them.




[Silly fact-checking. Why do we need to make sure our absurd accusations are actually TRUE?]




It's basically us saying - over and over again, about every single issue the Republicans are vulnerable on - "Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife? Have you stopped beating your wife?"



["Have you stopped beating your brain? Have you stopped beating your brain? Have you stopped beating your brain?"]




HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED BREAKING THE LAW?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED ROBBING THE U.S. TAXPAYER?

HEY, REPUBLICANS - HAVE YOU STOPPED SUPPORTING AN ILLEGAL, IDIOTIC WAR?




[HEY, KOMMIES - HAVE YOU STOPPED TAKING YOUR MEDS?]




And don't ask these as rhetorical questions - DEMAND an answer. Why? Because there is no good answer, and to see Republicans impaled on these questions, trying to squirm free, can only help show them for the criminals, thieves and murderers that they are.




[Stand by! Your rabies shot is almost ready.]




One of the recurring criticisms of John Kerry during the 2004 campaign was that he never met a polysyllabic word he didn't like. Too often, Democrats want to explain, when what we need to do is to sell. We don't need to launch into a full explanation about the charges we're making against Republicans - we just need to keep hammering on that nail until it's pounded home. The facts will bear us out. If we're challenged, we just keep repeating the charge, in a way that sticks - and I don't mean "sticks" like you make a case "stick" with a jury - because WE'RE NOT IN COURT HERE.




[We don't need no stinkin' rationality. We just need to blindly lash out in all directions!]




WE'RE NOT HAVING A DEBATE HERE.

WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING THE MERITS HERE.

SELLING OUR PRODUCT.

And that product is - say it with me -




[LUNACY! LUNACY! LUNACY!]




Republicans can't be trusted to do ANYTHING right.



[And, of course, no need to bother fact checking that assertion.]




We need simple, direct, messages, repeated over and over and over and over and over again by Democrats - all Democrats. The messages don't even have to fully explain the situation - we can sort the nuance out later; we don't want to get bogged down in long-winded explanations (John Kerry - remember?). Our purpose is simply to INTERRUPT the existing political "conversation." We need to put Republicans on the defensive. It's simple - when Republicans have to defend the indefensible, they lose.




[Yell the friggin' messages into the faces of the voters until they are sick of hearing us.]





All we have to do is tell the Truth. But we have to tell it in three words, maybe four. If it doesn't fit on a bumper sticker, it's too long.



[If it is any longer than a simple grunt, then the message is too complicated.]



The tactic that Democrats must unfailingly deploy whenever anyone ever tries to bring up a Republican talking point is derision and dismissal. The Republicans have strained Americans' credulity to the breaking point, and Democrats do not owe the courtesy of respect for Republicans' bullshit. Treat it appropriately: mock, deride, dismiss. Do NOT engage.




[The tactic that Democrats must unfailingly deploy whenever a Republican even tries to get a word in edgewise is to scream at them to SHUT THEIR LOUSY MOUTHS!!! You just SHUT UP!!!]




This isn't rocket science; it's the exact opposite. It's caveman logic. Don't get involved in trench warfare. We need quick, pointed strikes that speak to the visceral needs of every American. Forget nuance - go for the jugular; we can sort out the nuance later. Nuance is for pantywaists.




[Cavemen logic. FINALLY you've said something that actually makes sense. And now to hear from your fellow KOmmies...]



Fight dirty - it's patriotic.




[The new Democrat motto.]




Who Uses Fear as a Weapon? TERRORISTS AND REPUBLICANS




[One and the same in KOmmie "logic."]




Go, hatchet go! Rah rah ree, kick em in the knee!



[Fight dirty - it's patriotic.]




About f*cking time! No more timidness, no more being Mr or Mrs nice guy/gal! Kick them in the nuts when you have to!!




[That time actually came YEARS ago for you.]




Just a Few Days of a General Strike in this country would do wonders, IMHO. I wish it were possible to organize one, but I don't think it's in Americans' natures.




[Also it would mean having to pull your mouth away from the interior of your pizza carton.]




Could it be that Osama is still AWOL because the Bin Laden family and the Bush family have been close friends for decades? It'd be rather difficult to kill a close friend now, wouldn't it? Again, connect these closely placed dots, folks, and there's a very ugly and sinister picture that unfolds.




[A sinister picture of an overlarge KOmmie tinfoil hat unfolds.]



Can you say Special Prosecutor?




[Can you say Karl Rove Was Indicted Last May 12?]




Fighting dirty is sometimes the only way to victory. I remember well the 2000 presidential campaign, when Al Gore chose to take the "high road" and refrain from calling George W on his dismal record, his complete lack of qualifications for the office of POTUS, his lack of character, etc., etc. Well, we all know what happened. Fight dirty, I say, and after you've won help your vanquished adversary up of the ground, help him dust himself off, thank him for a well-fought and honorable campaign, and enlist him as your newest ally in the pursuit of the fulfillment of YOUR agenda. But first, fight the necessary fight to win.




[KOmmies riding into electoral battle, shouting their war chant: "FIGHT DIRTY!"]




The people who need nuance have already made up their minds. You're trying to influence IDIOTS, who need it SIMPLE.




[A KOmmie appeal for the idiot vote.]





Get that man to a padded room!! And don't forget the straitjacket.




[Leave KOmmie occams hatchet alone. He's on a roll!]




Yes, occam, YES!!! I am going to COMMIT this diary to FLASHCARDS, keep it in my back pocket and MEMORIZE it and USE it and ABUSE it MERCILESSLY and RELENTLESSLY AD NAUSEUM.




[Just don't recite from those flashcards in public or you might end up joining KOmmie occams hatchet at Happy Farms.]




Smear Them First




[YEAH! Get in that first smear!]




makes liberals seem desperate. If there are so many facts and truths about the Republican party...why resort to such tactics? And spying on political opponents to what end? Democrats shoot themselves in the foot so often, there's no need for the Republicans to risk spying. The claims are fairly outlandish and unless you have real proof, you come across like a left-wingnut who is so desperate to get into power that they would say anything to garner attention.




[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

DUmmies Put On Their "They Live" Sunglasses



The DUmmies think they are oh so clever. They somehow have the ability to look at our healthy economy and think we are really on the verge of Bolshevik Revolution. See, with their special "They Live" sunglasses they can see the happy faces of rich Republicans for the true EVIL they represent in exploiting the rest of us. The chief cheerleader of this regurgitated notion is DUmmie Tyler Durden who has donned his "They Live" sunglasses and melodramatically reported back to the rest of us in this THREAD titled, "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....MELTDOWN." So let us now watch the DUmmies eagerly anticipating the coming Revolution in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if his pair of "They Live" sunglasses has full UV protection, is in the [brackets]:



10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....MELTDOWN.



[10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]




The company which (granted, under economic pressure) originated the $5/day paycheck in the 1920's has decided to "cut it's way to profitability" essentially by reducing it's workforce about 20%.

The decision by Ford to close plants over the weekend and reduce production by more than 20% is a bell weather. Combine that with the crash landing happening in slow motion in the housing industry, the recession is now not years away, but might be weeks, certainly only months from now.




[Those special "They Live" sunglasses that DUmmie Tyler Durden is wearing also allows him to peer into the future.]




This isn't "Chicken Little" stuff here: it's happened before; the problem is that there is absolutely no safety net for Joe and Jane Sixpack. When the Ca-Ca hits the rotary air motion transformer this time, NOBODY gets a raincoat. We will ALL take a shit bath.




[It happened before in that They Live flick.]




I used to think if I kept my hand in regarding allied medical health, the situation would not be so disastrous. WRONG. Memorial Hospital in Owosso is preparing for either buyout or shutdown, and it's a horse race to see which wins; but this is sort of moot. I don't see any area that will not take a major screwing this time.




[Your fellow DUmmies are already drooling at the impending economic disaster. Thus far they have been frustrated by the strong economy.]




This time, with the massive income shift, we are well and truly screwed. Better make friends with somebody good at deer hunting for a meat source, and start canning like mad this fall. We sure are.




[Canned Bambi.]




What freaks me out more than anything is the complacency of the rich. Unless they are like the duck cartoon (Calm on the surface, paddling like MAD under the water), then they are even more clueless than the rest of us. What are they counting on...the re-institution of indentured servitude? Do they really think the vast numbers of soon-to-be NOT working poor are going to starve in peace and leave them alone? Are they really THAT STUPID? If so, Marie Antoinette is surely their poster child, except when told to eat cake if they have no bread, I don't think they will wait for the guillotine; too many guns out there. BANG.




["Outside the limit of our sight, feeding off us, perched on top of us, from birth to death, are our owners! Our owners! They have us. They control us! They are our masters! Wake up! They're all about you! All around you!"]




I think this revolution might have an upside: with the methods of information storage, future generations will get a chance to watch this one in HD Wide screen, and thanks to the blogosphere, the real story will be out there in viral video real time for anyone who still has a gallon of gas to power a generator.




[The Bolshevik Revolution WILL be televised.]




Maybe, just Maybe, we might learn the lesson once and for all. Granted, what survives this crash will bear very little in common with the current configuration of this and other nations; that is, if we make it without killing ourselves off, or, arguing long enough for some big mucking rock to do the job from space for us.




[HEY! This is a "They Live" fantasy. Get that "Escape From New York" crap out of here!]




Who knows? Believe it or not, I'm a little optimistic about what will come after the breakup, or maybe we can ameliorate it enough to keep it from being the catastrophe it will be if we let it.




[Things are looking up. You might even become a commissair of a Chekhist roving squad.]




Whichever, we all have front row seats, and we've been handcuffed to the chair. SHOWTIME.




[Pass over the popcorn. I'm gonna enjoy this "They Live" comedy show.]




But that's how the RW spin machine works:
they have blamed the unions that BUILT those communities for the destruction of those communities. Don't you know? It's all Labor's fault! If those greedy unions hadn't fought for health-care, and pensions, and good wages, and dental plans, and workplace safety, why those factories wouldn't have had to close! Of course, the RW spin machine leaves unspoken the fact that if the unions HADN'T fought for those things, American workers would have the same crappy wages and horrific workplace conditions that exist in Mexico and China. It is just sad how many people who should know better - people who owed their livelihoods to the Unions - have fallen for that kind of anti-labor propaganda.




[I made sure that my "They Live" sunglasses are union made.]




The newly poor will not be allowed to disturb the wealthy. That's what the Concentration Camps have been built for. Complete with large gas furnaces (ovens?) and barbed wire around them. The poor people will be rounded up and locked up, for "our own good." I think a recession might be just the ticket this Fall to boot the GOP out of office en masse. Perhaps a huge flip flop from a Republican controlled House and Senate, to a Democratic controlled House AND SENATE.
Then we can begin cleaning up the mess, and righting some of the wrongs forced upon us by the heathens currently in power.




[Those special "They Live" sunglasses have allowed you to see what all those new Walmarts really are---Concentration Camps.]



There aren't enough Sodiers or Police to pull it off. In a film called "The Warriors" there is a leader of the largest "gang" in New York City that says "The Streets are OURS, if you can COUNT..." saying also after he shows that the gang members alone outnumber the police 10 to 1, "...There are only 20,000 police in THE WHOLE DAMNED CITY!" This time, the POOR are WELL ARMED, and have watched "Die Hard" and its ilk so many times that they can yell "YIPPEE TY YAY, MOTHERF*CKER!" in their sleep. The "Powers that Be" may THINK that their camps and gated communities will save them...MASS DELUSION. The first shots fired will trigger nation wide riots that will make 1967 Detroit and Watts look like minor differences of opinion in an Ivy League Debating Society.




[Hey Tyler Durden! Knock off that "The Warriors" and "Die Hard" shtick. This is STRICTLY a "They Live" fantasy!]




we cant even control IRAQ. what makes you think the govt can control a US Insurgency? Those devices are all nice, but one shot from a .50 BMG from a mile away will take them out..




[Thank you for that input Mr. Jihad.]




I myself don't have alot of hope.Not unless Americans rise up and are willing to gum up the gears of the industrial military machine and risk it all for change. Right now too many people are in denial or are think they have too much to lose to risk standing up . In my observation people can be remarkably selfish and shortsighted sometimes and in groups they defer responsibility so nothing is done to stop a crime(by standing).But in a disaster they come together and help each other in beautiful ways.Too bad it takes a disaster..




[Of course, the only reason you don't go out and rise up against the industrial military machine is that the pizza box at your computer basement doorway is blocking the way.]




My WIFE wants to learn to SHOOT. When she asked me to teach her, I was drinking a beer. I almost choked to death. She is now the PROUD owner of a STAR 9mm luger FIRESTAR, the matching pistol to my .45. The guy down the street (a new friend in town, and fellow liberal) is an avid gun owner and an ex Infantry OFFICER up from the ranks. He wants ME to stick with my M1 Carbine with the SKS 4 power on top. HE wants to play Long Range Support with his .30-06 Remmington and scope, ("...reach out and TOUCH someone..."). I would rather go down fighting than go to the camps.




[Before that happens, DUmmie Tyler Durden, I'm going to fall down laughing at your hilarious histrionics.]




I recommend the tactical shotgun to most novices. That prevents them from carrying it around and getting in trouble. It is an excellent defensive weapon, point & shoot. Benelli M1 or M4 if you have lots of spare change, the old trusty 870 Remington otherwise.




[You could also carry an AK-47 around in your diaper.]



Sweet.. but I prefer the pistol grip! Some say you can't accurately aim one, but I don't find that to be a problem. It is a shotgun after all, perfect aim NOT REQUIRED!



[Common sense NOT REQUIRED!]




I can't shoot shit. My eyes are crap at a distance,, But there are other things nearsighted people can do..




[Like stare at your own navel.]




I am in my sixties, and suffer from a disability which causes chronic pain. Living under the conditions that the neocons have planned for us would not be a life worth living. I would try to get my family to safety, and stay and do whatever I could. I hate these people for the destruction they have caused not just here, but worldwide. Patrick Henry once said, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains, and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God. I know not what course others might take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death." The path that Bush is leading only ends in loss of liberty for us, and enrichment for the ultra-wealthy. There is always hope that a miracle will save us, of course, but I have seen very, very few miracles in my time, and surely don't expect one now. I will not have my life end, though in any prison camp.




[Don't worry. A miracle is coming. Tinkerbell is about to wave her magic wand and sprinkle your skull with Pixie Dust.]




The truly rich are well-insulated from this; the ones who think they are rich are going to be out there manning the barricaded with the rest of us when they find out how much Rush and Sean have been lying to them.




[Rush LIED to me! He promised me a free pair of "They Live" sunglasses and NEVER sent it!]




You can't insulate yourself from a forrest fire. The rich are in denial and self delusion. Think the scene from "Schindler's List" where the Investors from the Jewish Ghetto try to assert "Money is still Money." Reality checks are not on their Palm Pilots' agendas.




[BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DUmmie Tyler Durden delivers a great "reality checks" punchline!]




They will hide in secret vaults,guarded by the armed and brainwashed.Until the shit blows over than they'll own the world. To stop them we cannot let them keep on hiding and being faceless corporations ect.. Identify these elite assholes that haught places like the G8 or exclusive resorts ,Smoke 'em out.Wonder if some tesla earthquake type device could be made by some home tech geek to collapse thier f*cking hideholes in on their own heads..




[Fortunately, you can use those "They Live" sunglasses to hunt THEM down.]





Nonsense. Its nonsense like this that makes people call us extremists. GET OVER THE CLASS ENVY, GET OUT AND VOTE FOR CHANGE !!!!





[Shhhhh! Don't toss cold water on this comedy show.]



Damn right I got class envy,I'd like to be able to afford to get out of my bad living situation. I'd really like to afford some heating oil before it gets cold as shit...I would love to get a a simple surgery to help myself to not feel suicidal over gender issues,And to get some cysts taken out of my thigh that makes my leg go numb.I'd love to be able to afford transportation that is reliable,and to get some decent glasses so I might be able to drive.. Rich pigs have taken so much from us they are THIEVES. They do not deserve all they have.They are no better than me or you or anyone..They live in luxury while most starve, or struggle And that is called INJUSTICE.You like Injustice and financial abuse? You call hating abuse Envy,??WTF? Oh and DO fix the voting machines if you want FAIR elections..two elections have been stolen already..




[You're green with class envy.]




Class envy my ass. You need to look at the Rich/Poor gap, then compare it to the one at the fall of the Roman Empire, the decline of the Italian City States, the failure of the Hanseatic League, the War of the Roses, the French Revolution, the American Revolution, and last but not least, the Bolshevik Revolution.




[Especially the Bolshevik Revolution, DUmmie Tyler Durden. That is the one you are straining at the bit to replicate.]




WE and before us our comfortable parents,should have said NO to the "military industrial complex" long ago when it was a weaker more covert menace,and shut it down even if it meant upheaval and stress and not being able to feed ourselves or our kids.Dying fighting for for freedom from bullies is better than"friendly fascism.. The curtain of illusory freedom is drawing back,and look at the brick wall we are going to be smacked right into it until we submit to the pampered parasite predatory thugs that dominate the world through their loyal sycophants just doing their job to feed their kids..Same excuses we use to keep doing as we are told and to not ask questions..hmmm..




[And with your "They Live" sunglasses, you can see right thru that curtain of illusory freedom.]




I have a mental health history. They ain't gonna let me have a gun. They let the psychopaths, racist thugs ,and fundie freakazoids have them. These assholes are called sane because they are bigot liars and never have the GUTS to go to therapy...




[You have a mental health history, DUmmie undergroundpanther? Why am I NOT surprised?]




Permit me to venture a guess, undergroundpanther. Does your mental health history have anything to do with your refusal to allow society to dictate your gender identification, and your lifestyle? Are you...gasp...DIFFERENT? Being sent to asylums treating mental illness was a common tactic in the Soviet Union, remember? Apparently, you have not swallowed the kool-aid, and insist on thinking for yourself, instead of Fox news telling you what the administration wants you to think.




[DUmmie undergroundpanther bravely refused to allow society to dictate his gender identification which is ManChickPig.]




The repukes are as stupid on what they have set into motion as they are on Iraq. They are in denial. Unfortunately they have set a course that will bring their own demise. They would have been better off sticking to fairness. But no they wanted it all and thought they could take it. Tomorrow's no-fly lists will be ours and will contain the names of every CEO and corporate exec that did this the the people. In the final analysis, it is capitalism itself they are destroying. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. What fools.......




[Use those "They Live" sunglasses to ID the rich repukes.]




Because I do hope the assholes and corporates and deluded thugs whomever they are,are stopped, made to face up to their crimes (whatever that entails)forced to fix the damage,give up power or die,lose their status wealth and trust,and can never do the damage they have done to us all again.I hate the sick asshole bullies.. I wish they were gone .




[Your Lithium treatment will be arriving soon, DUmmie undergroundpanther.]




It isn't IF there is a secret police, it's how big and powerful they are. There is ALWAYS a secret police. That's not paranoia speaking, that's historical fact.




[Verified by what you have seen thru your "They Live" sunglasses.]




Okay, guys. Who are you going to KILL first? I mean, if things are going to be this bad, the only out is to arm ourselves to the teeth and start shooting, right? This is what the New Left guys dreamed of in the 70's, with groups like the Weather Underground - the people who threw away the flowers-and-peace-symbols politics and started blowing up college libraries. So who are you going to kill, and what weapons are you going to use?




[Pee Wee Herman will be the FIRST to die via my pea shooter!!!]




THIS revolution WILL be televised LIVE AND IN PERSON. PRAY that it is, because THAT is what will keep it political and stop it from becomming UTTER CHAOS.




[Nowadays a revolution doesn't count unless it is play-acting street theater that you can upload to watch later on YouTube.]




I, for one, would be a proud member of the revolution. It's long past time that we embark on a campaign to cleanse the fascists from power in this country. Better yet, why stop there. Why not cleanse them from all over the world. The freedom and peace loving peoples of the world can unite together with one voice and say no to oppression, no to hate, no to injustice, no to rasicsm, and no to the fascists that run our planet. With one swift motion, this entire nightmare that is our world today can be over. Are all of you with me?




[No. They're too busy munching on pizza in their basements.]





I'll tell ya what, if a few months goes by and this hypothesis is shown to be absolutely absurd and alarmist, would you mind if I and a bunch of other DU'ers post a bunch of mocking threads titled "Hey, I thought the economic Apocalypse was supposed to happen this week?" like the ones we see mocking the fundies today? After all, I kind of rank them in the same kinda category.




[I'll tell ya what, how about if we post THIS thread on the DUmmie FUnnies RIGHT NOW? Why wait for our laughs?]

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DUmmies Vent Their Inner Bush Hate



It is no secret that the DUmmies go BERSERK at the very sight of President Bush. Therefore it is entertaining to watch them be given the opportunity to vent their anger creatively as urged by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Under the surface, what disturbs you the most about this Administration?" So be creative, DUmmies. Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel. As usual the DUmmie anti-Bush rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to be entertained by another DUmmieland comedy show, is in the [brackets]:



Under the surface, what disturbs you the most about this Administration?


[The fact that it even exists?]




Is it the unpredictability? Is it the tendency to see war as the solution to every problem? Is it the total disregard for our Constitution and our laws? Is it the cruelty of their programs to the poor and least fortunate amongst us? Is it the dishonesty and the lies and the inability to tell the truth? Is it the uncertainty about whether our country will ever recover from this assault upon our liberties and our institutions? Is it the hardship they have placed upon our children and our grandchildren with the huge transfer of wealth to the most wealthy? Is it the hypocrisy they exhibit as they profess to be Christians? Is it all of the above and more?




[I blame Bush for the fact there is dust on my floor and for my ingrown toenail.]




the arrogance coupled with greed. they care for no one, no thing, unless it can get "them" more right away. They care for no law, unless it can get them more right away. It is all of it. Inhumanity, greed, arrogance, cruelty, pain.




[Arrogance and greed and pain...Oh my! Arrogance and greed and pain...Oh my!]




Totally criminally fraudulent & traitorous--elections;911;Plame;wmd;war



[And global warming. We musn't forget that.]




I think its lack of regard for the republic that bothers me most...In fact, it is that they seem to be evil that bothers me even more than that. By evil, I mean that I cannot see what benifit they see for their action - its as if they are TRYING to destroy everything.




[Late at night, George Bush pours arsenic into the ground water and salts the earth so nothing can grow for generations. It is that evil urge to destroy all.]




Sadistic in almost a revengeful manner - as if they were done terribly wrong in the past and they are now seeking revenge...




[Vengeance is mine sayeth Chimpus Khan.]




I've always thought that about Rove. I can just see him in high school -- intelligent, but socially inept & universally disliked -- spending all his time plotting revenge. He's taking it out on all of us, on the whole world. Now he's universally HATED, but that's all right with him. He has the last laugh.



[You wouldn't sit at Rove's table in the high school cafeteria and now he is taking REVENGE! Oh, and he is also getting the last laugh...especially if he is reading this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.]



The fact that they exist.... what a waste of oxygen.. I can't wait to see them all hung for war crimes.




[Unfortunately for you we operate under U.S., not bogus international, law despite the wish of that Supreme Court Justice whose name sounds like an ice cream brand.]




I am so terribly ashamed that there is such a thing as Guantanamo, and that this perversity is being operated on my dime--and in my name.




[Poor widdle terrorists tortured by air conditioning and forced to eat orange glazed chicken with rice pilaf.]




They're part of a long line of rotters extending back into the mists of pre history. But this bunch has gone over the top.
Torture is one of those things against I have been trained to lock and load since birth. Its practitioners stand next to child molesters on the moral spectrum.
For the very first time in my life a Republican stooped far enough to make me ashamed to be an American. These *ssholes were cheer leading for torture in the open.
I've got to consider anyone who treats Americans like cattle to be an enemy of the State. Yeah I',m looking at you Cheney. I could go on. There's the way they've subverted Evangelical Christianity to the point where it is neither. A formerly vigorous sect of Christianity now bends over at the Republican Party's command.
Perhaps it's packing the country with illegals to provide cheap labor for your corporate masters, and then claiming it was the Democrats' fault. Maybe it's the insulting attempts to terrorize. The only people in America trying to generate fear are them. But enough. Let's hear your reason, and YOURS...




[Time to break out the Guy Fawkes masks and act out the V For Vendetta fantasy shtick.]




The overt/visible SNEERING. The smirking/sneering/arrogance/disdain exhibited by Bush, Cheney, Rove, Delay, etal.



[The overt/visible SNARLING. The snarling/flossing/hissing/whooping exhibited by Bush, Cheney, Rove, Delay, etal.]




cocksure arrogance. It really does sicken me to see it. They know that they can do whatever they want, and are assholes about it.



[Please remove yourself from my shadow or I shall have my servant thoroughly thrash you.]



IT'S A F*CKING DICTATORSHIP!!! Are the ovens are warmed up yet?




[Yeah and your brain has already been baked to a crisp.]




That we let them get away with it. It is our country and therefore our responsibility to demand that it works for us. The fraud was blatant, the SCOTUS acted in a totally partisan manner, the politiwhores were nowhere to be seen, and we let them get away with it. When all is said and done it is our shame and we will probably be damned for it




[Remember, remember, the fifth of November.]




I have bookmarked these responses.. These are some of the most enlightening responses I have read anywhere that help to understand this current regime...




[And don't forget to bookmark this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.]




Everything mentioned here, but what bothers me
most of all is that they stole their way in through vote fraud both times and are therefore illegitimate from the get-go.




[Remember, remember the sixth of December.]




I have identified my feeling, exactly, with the feeling I get when riding my bike, and someone with the great power to wield an automobile, only gives me the slim distance between my elbow and their bumper. Meanwhile, they could have either slowed or crossed over the "sacred" line in the middle of the road. But no, they have to make a statement, and come as close as possible.




[Remember, remember, the seventh of September.]



Huberis, fascism, warmongering, theiving economy depletists, slave laboring, mother f*ckers, contract favoring special liars and theives. That about covers it.




[Nope. You left out this: "I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!"]



It's the election fraud. The rest of their crimes can be eventually punished, and much of the damage eventually repaired, but only if we can vote the bastards out. That's why the rigged election systems are so scary.




[We own ALL your Diebold machines![




The smugness. The assumption by this administration that they are entitled to rule, that they are the only ones who should be allowed to make decisions, and the rest of us should just shut up and mind our places.




[Thank you for your input. Now shut up and mind your place.]




That they're evil FASCISTS.




[Remember, remember, the eighth of October.]




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Monday, August 21, 2006

TruthOut Announces Impending Arrival Of The Great Pumpkin



The Great Pumpkin is finally going to be appearing! No, really! It's TRUE. TRUTHOUT just made this grand announcement in the form of saying that Karl Rove was really REALLY indicted last May 12. Oh, and the only reason why we don't know about it is that his indictment has been sealed all this time. You can read the TruthOut Great Pumpkin announcement in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Jason Leopold and Marc AshIndictment Still Sealed, Fitzgerald Still Busy." Yeah, now there are two reliable sources, a degenerate drug-addicted liar and a former fashion editor. And where is Sonny Crockett? Come to think of it, where is William Rivers Pitt? He seems to be most notable by his ABSENCE from this thread. Sorry, Will, but you staked whatever credibility you had on this story and now that the Great Pumpkin has yet to arrive, you have to suffer the consequences to your non-existent political career. So let us now watch the TruthOut Great Pumpkin announcement in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, seeing if any DUmmies are left to kick Lucy's football, is in the [brackets]:



Jason Leopold and Marc AshIndictment Still Sealed, Fitzgerald Still Busy




[DUmmies still clueless...]



An indictment first reported by Truthout said to be connected to Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's Plame investigation remains sealed, and Fitzgerald continues to work on the leak case.




[Not only was TruthOut the first to report on the indictment, it was the only place that announced the indictment.]




The indictment, 06 cr 128, was returned by the grand jury hearing evidence in the CIA leak case between May 10 and May 17 - right around the time that Truthout reported, based on sources close to the investigation, that Karl Rove had been indicted on charges of perjury and lying to investigators.




[And Truthout also reported that the Titanic did NOT sink and will be sailing into New York harbor any day now.]




However, that indictment remains under seal more than three months after it was filed - an unusually lengthy period of time, according to experts in the field of federal law. The indictment could be dismissed down the road, meaning the public may never get the opportunity to learn the identity of the defendant or the substance of the criminal case.




[Sealed for three months? Or maybe three BUSINESS months.]




These experts said the length of time the indictment has been under seal suggests that the defendant named in the complaint is cooperating with an ongoing investigation and may have accepted a plea agreement.




[Was one of those experts Sonny Crockett or perhaps even the Great Pumpkin himself?]




Former federal prosecutor Laurie Levenson said it's very likely that the indictment was sealed in the first place because the "defendant is cooperating with an investigation and the government wants to keep that person's identity secret" to protect the integrity of the investigation.




[Meanwhile former federal prosecutor Lucy says, "Kick my football again, Charlie Brown. I swear I won't pull it away this time."]




"It would be extraordinary to keep it sealed as the process goes on," said Levenson, now a law professor at Loyola Law School in Los Angeles.




[Just two more business months to go, Laurie.]




A two-month investigation undertaken by Truthout into the circumstances that led to Karl Rove's alleged exoneration in the leak probe has once again put the spotlight back on Sealed vs. Sealed, the heading under which 06 cr 128 was filed in US District Court between May 10 and May 17.



[I thought the spotlight was back on the cat stools of Robert Luskin's cat.]




During numerous interviews with Truthout, sources with direct knowledge of the behind-the-scenes legal wrangling in the CIA leak case said the indictment specifically relates to the 2½-year-old leak probe. Other sources who have also been involved in the investigation confirmed this information.




[And all these sources happen to have the name of Joe Wilson.]




The sources said that it was Karl Rove who led Fitzgerald's office to additional documentary evidence that was not turned over to the Special Prosecutor's staff in the early days of the investigation.




[Your sources must read the same newspapers that I do.]




With Rove cooperating, the probe has once again shifted, and the focus now is on another high-level official in the executive branch: Vice President Dick Cheney.




[Oooh! Dick Cheney is about to get probed as benburch looks on jealously.]




Vice President Dick Cheney is a figure of keen interest to investigators working on the outing of Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife, former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame. Sources directly familiar with the investigation said Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald and his closest confidants suspect that Cheney was "involved in orchestrating a plot to discredit former ambassador Wilson."




[Were those the same sources that told Jason Leopold that Karl Rove had received a target letter?]




Wilson's editorial, "What I Didn't Find in Africa," which was published in the New York Times, raised direct questions about the administration's willingness to manipulate intelligence to facilitate its march to war. In addition, Wilson raised specific questions regarding an alleged attempt by the Hussein government to acquire uranium yellowcake, a component that could be used in the construction of nuclear weapons, from the African nation of Niger. Directly contradicting statements made by George W. Bush only months earlier in his State of the Union address, Wilson not only contended that the statements by Bush regarding the Niger claims were based on highly flawed intelligence, but questioned how the administration could have allowed the debunked claims to be included in Mr. Bush's State of the Union address at all.




[What Wilson didn't find was a frog-walking Karl Rove.]




In the case of Vice President Cheney there are, according to the sources familiar with the case, "Constitutional issues that must be researched." Sources familiar with the ongoing probe said that Constitutional experts are deliberating with the Plame investigators, and that the vice president views his status as shielded, to some extent, by executive privilege.




[Ooooh! Such impressive unnamed sources. Come on, give! One was Sonny Crockett and the other was Ricardo Tubbs? Right?]




Fitzgerald's investigation into the Plame matter is still active and ongoing, sources said, and will be for some time. Fitzgerald has long considered bringing additional charges against other individuals in the administration. However, it's unknown whether Fitzgerald's strategy will change as the investigation moves forward. Fitzgerald has yet to comment on the status of the probe or specifically on high profile figures his investigators have focused on. The only public comments that have surfaced thus far on the direction of the investigation have come from Karl Rove's attorney, Robert Luskin, and syndicated columnist Bob Novak, who revealed Plame's CIA status in a July 14, 2003, column.





[Fitzgerald is actively investigating the best person for filing away the Karl Rove file into the dusty storage room cabinet.]



Attempting to gain a clearer picture of the events leading up to the June 12 letter sent by Patrick Fitzgerald to Luskin, our two-month investigation led to several interesting revelations that were communicated to us by well-placed sources. The letter is constructed in a manner consistent with what would be expected when a federal prosecutor writes a letter to a subject's attorney. The letter, we are told, spelled out what was expected of Rove, and made clear the ramifications should he fail to honor the terms of his verbal cooperation agreement with Fitzgerald. According to experts in federal criminal law, that approach is fairly standard given the circumstances.




[Well-placed sources? I'm sooooo impressed! Strange though that Rove hasn't suffered any "ramifications" yet after all this time.]




It was Luskin, sources said, who seized on the single phrase from Fitzgerald's letter that gave the appearance of exoneration trumpeted by the US commercial press. In fact, the letter, taken as a whole, paints no such picture. According to those familiar with the letter sent to Luskin, it details the obligations of a subject, Karl Rove, who must choose between cooperation and further prosecution. If the document were made public it would indicate those obligations, the sources said.




[Actually Luskin seized on a single comma from the letter and twisted it so as to give it the appearance of exoneration.]




Michael Clark, a former federal prosecutor now in private practice in Houston, Texas, said that he has never heard of a sealed indictment referred to as "Sealed vs. Sealed" despite the fact that more than two dozen cases are filed under that heading in US District Court.




[How about as "Kramer vs Kramer?"]




"Two dozen out of hundreds of cases that are filed under 'US vs. [blank]' are still unusual," Clark said. "If this sealed indictment involves a government official, you wouldn't expect that to happen unless you're talking about a high level official and there has been a fair amount of behind the scenes negotiating going on. To have a federal indictment sealed for three months is very unusual."




[Maybe it was filed under "US vs Mel Blank."]




When told that the federal indictment was returned by the same grand jury hearing evidence in the CIA leak case, Clark said, "There is a good chance there is some linkage there. There aren't any other high profile cases coming out of that court that we know of, so chances are that the indictment involves someone important, and that keeping the identity of the case under seal has to do with the fact that the investigation is ongoing. It's entirely likely that if the person in the indictment is cooperating, the indictment could be dismissed down the road. It's not unheard of."




[There is also a good chance of static cling on Pluto, according to Michael Clark.]




Clark added that if the indictment continues to remain under seal in the weeks ahead it begins to raise important questions about the transparency of the judicial process.




[It begins to raise important questions about the transparency of your underpants.]




"If it's still under seal at the end of next month it will start pushing the envelope a bit," he said. "Two months is starting to get unusual. But three months is very unusual."




[So let's just explain it away by calling it three business months.]




Loyola's Laurie Levenson agreed, saying that it was unusual to keep federal indictments sealed for a lengthy period of time, such as three months. She added that under the current administration there has been an upswing in keeping federal dockets under seal because of the so-called threat to national security.




[Does Loyola know that one of its profs has been inducted into a TruthOut comedy act?]




However, Levenson added that it also appears as though that line of reasoning has been abused by some officials in order to maintain a level of secrecy




[Was this according to one of your many valuable sources?]





"You now get the sense that it is happening more frequently with the current administration," she said. "We live in interesting times. We do have secret dockets going on in the federal courts, and I never heard of it until this war on terrorism. The longer something is sealed the more curious it is."




["Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Jason in Leopoldland.]




John Moustakas, another former federal prosecutor in private practice in Washington, DC, said an indictment could be returned by a grand jury even if the prosecutor did not intend on seeking one.




[Did he also say it could also be used as one of the ingredients for salsa?]




"The grand jury could have said 'We want to vote,' and they are allowed to return an indictment over the US attorney's objections," Moustakas said. As far as keeping an indictment under seal, he said "it may be that the parties were negotiating a disposition of the case and the defendant and the prosecutor are happy not to have the defendant's name in the press."




[More likely the grand jury said, "We have to go to the bathroom."]




Moustakas described a hypothetical scenario that federal prosecutors often use when convincing a defendant under investigation to cooperate:




[How about a hypothetical scenario where I am ravished by a Moon Maiden who looks just like Petra Verkaik?]




"Typically what I would do is get evidence of wrongdoing and develop it sufficiently to get an indictment," Moustakas said. "Then I would send a target letter to the defendant. Then you put on a dog and pony show. I would bring him into my office and say, 'Here's the case, here's what you did.' Lay out main evidence against him. I would encourage a pre-indictment plea, which essentially means that it took the indictment to get him to cooperate. It wouldn't be surprising. If the sealed indictment is Karl Rove, there is a really big story there. But my view, generally, is if it's Rove, it smells bad that it's under seal still. It feels like it's intended to benefit the administration. I think the truth is, if he is cooperating against [Scooter] Libby, there is going to come a time soon that the government will have to disclose that fact to Libby's attorneys."





["Typically what I would do is order a pizza with lots of toppings, Moustakas said. "Then I would sprinkle red peppers all over it. Of course, I would first remove any of those ghastly salty anchovies. But my view is, olive oil goes great with this. Garlic can smell bad but only if you don't bathe. I think the truth is, a time will come soon when the government will have to disclose the bill for the pizza to Libby's attorneys."]



Dan Richman, a former federal prosecutor who is now a law professor at Fordham University in New York, had a somewhat different view. He said that he didn't find it "spectacularly strange" that 06 cr 128 has been under seal for nearly three months.




[But what do Huey, Dewey, and Louie think of all this?]




But, he added that indictments are sealed because if they're made public, "Someone is going to be shocked and upset," and that can hurt the integrity of an ongoing investigation.




[The indictments are sealed because they are blank. Okay, now let us hear the DUmme reaction to this TruthOut comedy act...]




I find it impossible to believe that there is anything that could shock anyone at this stage of the game.




[I find it impossible to believe that there is anything left that TruthOut could shock us with.]




who would be shocked an upset?? and who gives a shit if someone is shocked and upset.. the only people i see that would be shocked and upset are the most fervent freepers.. to find out all their "daddy's" lied to them and are guilty of treason.. the rest of us know damn well these bastards are guilty of treason.. so who would it shock?? and who would it upset?? not I...i would be dancing in the streets buying anyone around a glass of champagne!!



[Enjoy that Freudenschade champagne while celebrating a victory that NEVER happened.]



I thought that DU banned all further Jason Leopold articles




[DUmmieland decided to allow the world to see more great comedy material.]




I'll just call up Fitz and ask him what's going on.





[And listen to the silence mixed with suppressed laughter.]



Oh for goodness sakes. If, after all the bitter sniping and
nipping & yipping that people did on this board, Jason Leopold is somehow vidicated I will laugh my frigging ass off.




[A DUmmie Snow White singing, "Someday My Prince will come!"]





Shouldn't this be in the Lounge or SciFi?



[SciFi or the Comedy Room.]




DU needs a "fantasy" forum. Appropriate for Jason Leopold material, Loose Change 9/11 garbage, etc




[DUmmieland needs a REALITY check.]




I'm glad Cheney and Rove are getting their due.




[In the Alternate Reality.]






Those who dis Truthout/Leopold generally don't know anything about the case, never contribute anything to the discussion, and just do these "hit and run" posts against them.




[I BEEEEEEELIEEEEEEEVE!!!]




There truly is a sucker born every minute




[Make that every second in DUmmieland.]




Are we 24 business hours away from the unsealing?



[No. Three business months away from the unsealing.]



Don't people get it? When Jason Leopold lied to Will Pitt, and in desperation said it was 24 business hours until an indictment, no one could ever rely on that outlet for the truth?




[Poor little Pied Piper Pitt. An innocent victim of a Jason Leopold lie.]




Did Will Pitt say he lied?




[Pitt is still vouching for the veracity of the degenerate liar.]




I don't know whether Pitt thought Leopold lied. I do know that I believe that Leopold lied.




[Even Leopold knows Leopold lied.]




It's an "unusually lengthy period of time" because the damned thing doesn't exist in the first place. I can't believe they're still claiming this bullshit, and I can't believe people here are falling for it, either.




[I can easily believe the DUmmies will always buy the latest version of the Brooklyn Bridge.]




I don't know if anyone is "falling" for anything. I'm cautiously watching. I happen to trust Will Pitt. Don't know about Leopold, but I trust Pitt and he hasn't distanced himself from TO. Cautiously watching.




[Hey, if Pied Piper Pitt says that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12 then it MUST be true.]





Indictment to be unsealed by the Great Pumpkin on October 31. The press conference will be held in the most sincere pumpkin patch.



[I swear I didn't see your "Great Pumpkin" comment when I started this DUFU edition you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




If Rove gets indicted, that's proof Leopold was right. If he doesn't get indicted, that's no proof that Leopold was wrong.




[Heads I win, Tails you lose.]



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Daily Kos Stages Laughable Attack On The Free Republic




I chose the words "Stage" and "Laughable" deliberately in the title of this DUFU edition. Let's see. We have THOUSANDS of Free Republic threads posted for about 10 years with thousands more replies and the best that Daily Kos KOmmie dmsilev could come up with in his THREAD titled, "Ugliness on Parade: A dive through Free Republic," are a handful of criticisms of Islamofascism as "proof" that the Freepers are full of hate. All that material to work from (the "stage" part) yielding such pathetic results (the "laughable" part). Of course, liberals now really have to STREEEEECH to find examples of hate speech. Why KOmmie dmsilev might even accuse ME of hate speech for calling him a liberal (the Left now prefers to be called "progressives") or calling him a KOmmie. Since it has been my almost daily routine for nearly two years with the DUmmie FUnnies to chronicle the HATE generated by the left, I don't have to sift through tons of material just to come up with some highly questionable examples of hate. Why just two days ago, we chronicled in a DUmmie FUnnies EDITION hate rant after hate rant from the commentators at the Huffington Post. Of course, you have to realize what a reality challenged source the accusations against the Free Republic are coming from. Just last Friday, I chronicled in another DUmmie FUnnies EDITION how the KOmmies claim that the terror alerts are really just a Republican plot. And, remember everybody, ALL editions of the DUmmie FUnnies (over 500 editions) include links to the Leftists being exposed in THEIR OWN WORDS so anybody can verify the rantings for themselves (including the rants in this KOmmie thread). My method of Leftist exposure is simple. It is called "Copy and Paste." Their OWN words expose them for who they are. And speaking of "Copy and Paste" let us now watch the incredibly slim (and laughable) pickins the KOmmies have come up with in their "exposure" of the Free Republic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, resting briefly at this way station along the LOOOONG road of Leftist Lunacy, is in the [brackets]:




Ugliness on Parade: A dive through Free Republic




[Too bad you came up with such laughable trinkets on your dive as we shall see.]




Every once in a while (fairly often, actually), the collective readership of Daily Kos gets accused of being "angry", "rabid", "Anti-Semitic", etc., etc. Surely, this is a phenomenon of the viciously angry partisan left, and those gentle souls on the right would never exhibit.behavior that would merit such descriptions.



[The "viciously angry partisan left" pretty much describes the MAJORITY of KOmmies and DUmmies. Check your own posts. Better yet, check out the DUmmie FUnnies which CONSISTENTLY chronicles your viciously angry partisan leftist rantings.]




Or not.

Today's excursion into the bowels of the wingnutosphere is to one of the largest right-wing discussion boards on the net, Free Republic. The topic is the recent episode where passengers on a plane forced the removal of a couple of Muslim men before the plane took off.




[Stand by for some LAUGHABLE examples of "hate."]



Here we go.




[Stand by for laughter!]




"Yea, whatever....it's about time that people stood up for their concern against those "religion of peace" members. It's their own fault...let's hope it happens more often."




[GASP! Of course, the last time I checked, fanatic Presbyterians were NOT bombing planes. By strange "coincidence" it has always been Muslims.]




"If they don't like it, they should take it up with their local Imam, who is advocating terrorism."




[What a shocking notion. Imams advocating terrorism (Jihad). Who ever heard of such a thing?]




"I may be an intolerant bigot, but I'm not gonna be a sacrifice to satanallah!"




[Of course we must now keep in mind that the KOmmies (DUmmies and other Leftists) don't see a connection between IslamoFacsism and terrorism. They think it is INTOLERANT to link the two despite all the evidence before our very eyes.[




"Hey man, I'm one of two Republicans in my 80 unit Condo. I have to have a no no list to prevent me from confronting my neighbors. Just the other day one told me that some iceberg melting in Antartica was a more important issue then the "Fake" war Bush started. I politly went up stairs and in the privacy of my bathroom, while I flushed the toilet, called him every name in the book.It was either that or deck him."




[GASP! An EVIL Republican had THOUGHTS of hate. Of course, he was polite to his liberal neighbor but his THOUGHTS were impure. Anyway, his incredible TRIVIAL "revelations" of Freeper hate goes on like this. All I could think of was Gertrude Stein's line: "There's no there there." Let us now let KOmmie dmsilev conclude melodramatically...]



My point: Anybody who tries to claim with a straight face that the "angry left" is polarizing politics, and that "fanatical left-wing bloggers" are going beyond all bounds of propriety should be strapped down in front of a computer and forced to read Free Republic. With their eyelids strapped open and Beethoven's Ninth blaring, if necessary.

Today isn't an abnormal day for the freepers. It's like this all the time. If freeperville isn't to your taste, try Little Green Footballs, Atlas Shrugs, Jeff "Cockslapper" Goldstein, etc., etc.




[And you can come up with such lame laughable examples of Freeper "hate" like that all the time? Oh, and it's ironic that you conclude by mentioning Jeff Goldstein since he was the one being publicly stalked by a leftwing nutcase by the name of Deb Frisch. You want good examples of hate, just look at her rants against Jeff. And now to hear from the rest of the KOmmies...]




They have a moderator system where the admins delete (not hide) unacceptable posts. There's a placeholder inserted where the post used to be, to keep the numbering correct. No such placeholders were seen in that thread. No posts were deleted by the moderators




[This might shock you but criticism of Islamofascism and terrorism on the Free Republic is not considered a Hate Crime.]




During/after the 2004 election the FR crowd not only creeped me out but I literally felt afraid of my own country. But I think that was more the general mood of that whole time period.




[It was more like the election results creeped you out.]




The thing to remember about FreeRepublic is that the vast majority of the Posters there, more than they are pro-Bush or Republican, are anti-Liberal. They will actually celebrate the death of an Endangered animal because Liberals want to save them.




[I plan on holding a giant celebration when the buffalo finally become extinct.]




They're idiots but they don't vote. Yes, they're knuckle-draggers and morons, but they don't vote.




[Say that over and over again enough times and you might even come to believe it.]




Funny Story... I've always avoided that website like the plague (pun intended). Then when the liquid bomb story broke, I just had to see what their response was. I had just pulled up the home page and my computer crashed. Completely locked up and the CPU started making really strange sounds.




[That's because Karl Rove now inhabits your hard drive.]




I have lost all pity for them. I don't want to be "reunited" with them under a new administration. I don't want to see their point of view. I don't want to reconcile our "differences". I want them to STFU and crawl back under the rock Reagan turned over and stay there for about seven generations.



[What was that about Freepers being haters?]




What the hell happened to my country? Why do these morons who spew hatred and advocate violence get to be on television? Is this a loud but small minority or has a vast swatch of America lost their minds? There has always been racism, fear and hatred but it seems like it has become as acceptable as "colored fountains" prior to the civil rights era. I want my country back.




[Maybe you should just work on getting your mind back.]




What is Free Republic? Is it a blog for the KKK? A blog for Neo-Nazis? Why should I care about a blog of ignorant dumbasses?



[Why should you care about being completely clueless?]




From the perspective of the people speaking, muslims are a threat to their world. They know this because they were told it by bush and cheney and fox and a lot of other "realiable" sources.



[Rush Limbaugh brainwashed the Freepers into thinking that Islamofascism was a threat.]




Why is it that these people are threatened by just about everything happening in the modern world?




[Like Islamofascism.]




I think any poor American who actually sits down and thinks about it rationally for five minutes would want to be a Democrat.




[I think any poor American who actually sits down and reads what you folks post would NOT want to be a Democrat.]



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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Skinner Showcases His Political Idiocy



I figured that since Head DUmmie Skinner created DUmmieland and used to work as a congressional aide that he would have at least a bit more political sensibility than the average DUmmie. However, Skinner has proven that he is every bit as clueless as the other DUmmies as you can see in his THREAD titled, "Here's an Idea for Ned Lamont: Attack Alan Schlesinger." And here's an idea for Skinner: Grow A Brain. I always thought that Skinner looked like a fifteen year old kid trapped in the body of a fourteen year old boy but now I think he has a three year old brain trapped inside a two year old skull. So why did Skinner make such an absurd suggestion? Perhaps because he felt left out of it when the Daily Kos monopolized all the media coverage about Ned Lamont. Now that Lamont is behind Lieberman in the polls, perhaps Skinner thought he could redeem himself in they eyes of the DUmmies. Before, he idly sat around with his thumb up his butt while the Daily Kos stole all the glory so now Skinner thinks he can get into the limelight as the Leftist Hero who suggested a winning game plan to Lamont. Instead, Skinner has just made himself a laughingstock again. So let us now watch Skinner proudly display his idiotic idea in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sending mental growth hormone pills to Skinner, is in the [brackets]:



Here's an Idea for Ned Lamont: Attack Alan Schlesinger




[And Ned Lamont will tell you where to stick that dopey idea, Skinner.]




I know what you're thinking: Alan who? Isn't Joe Lieberman supposed to be Ned Lamont's biggest opponent?




[Actually I am thinking: Skinner boo-boo.]




Indeed. But I believe Lamont can help his campaign and hurt Lieberman by building up Republican candidate Alan Schlesinger. According to an August 17 Quinnipiac Poll, here's how the CT Senate Race currently stands:

Joe Lieberman (I) 49%
Ned Lamont (D) 38%
Alan Schlesinger (R) 4%




[That (D) by Lamont's name stands for DUmmie if he buys your idiotic idea.]




I know that Connecticut is a blue state, but a Republican really should be polling higher than 4 percent -- even in a three-way race. Back in 2000, Philip Giordano, Joe Lieberman's Republican opponent for US Senate in Connecticut, received 35% of the vote. In my opinion, that should be considered the baseline of support for a Republican when Lieberman is on the ticket in a Connecticut US Senate race.



[Discredited Casino Gold is running, not Giordano. So much for your idiotic suggestion.]




Considering where things stand now, I think it's highly unlikely that Schlesinger could possibly get 35% of the vote. But I don't think it is unreasonable for him to get himself up into the low 20s, if only he would make some effort to get his pathetic campaign off the ground. I suspect that at least 20% of Connecticut voters are anti-choice enough, anti-gay enough, or anti-environment enough to the point that voting for Lieberman would be considered an unacceptable compromise (or even immoral). If they knew they had a "moral" choice who shares their extremist ideology, they would likely vote for him. The problem is that all of the media coverage has been on Lamont/Lieberman, so nobody knows who Alan Schlesinger is. (Heck, I don't know a thing about the guy and unfortunately his website is down right now so I have no easy way to figure out what his positions are on issues like abortion, gay rights, or the environment. Still, I think it is safe to assume that he is worse than Lamont or Lieberman on these issues, or could be easily made to look that way.)




[Please, Mr. Schlesinger. Pull yourself away from the casino tables and campaign so as to give my stupid idea some validity. Oh, and could you please campaign as a rightwing extremist as definied by me so as to give credibility to my not-well-thought-out game plan?]




Alan Schlesinger does not seem to be doing much of anything to support his own candidacy, and neither is the GOP. So the only person with any hope of raising Mr. Schlesinger's profile is probably Ned Lamont. And how would Lamont do that? One way is by giving money to his campaign, but I think that's a little too obvious. A better way to raise Schlesinger's profile would be for Ned Lamont to attack him relentlessly, on TV and at all his campaign stops:




[The only way Ned Lamont could raise Schlesinger's profile is by giving him some free casino chips. All that Lamont attacking him relentlessly will do is maybe earn him a comp in Vegas for having a "name."]




- Attack him for his opposition to abortion rights.

- Attack him for his opposition to gay rights.

- Attack him for his opposition to environmental protection.

- Attack him for being a strong supporter of the Bush Agenda.




[LOL! You just got done stating that you DON'T know Schlesinger's stand on these issues and now you are suggesting that Lamont attack him. What are you trying to do? Make Lamont look like a bigger fool than he already is?]




The point is of this approach is NOT to peel supporters from the Schlesinger column and put them into the Lamont column. The point is to peel supporters from Lieberman and put them into the Schlesinger column.




[And the naive Republicans will easily fall into your sly trap.]




If Lamont's attacks can move Schlesinger from 4% to 6%, then Lamont can argue that Schlesinger is "surging in the polls by 50%" which provides a self-fulfilling justification for attacking Schlesinger. It also gives Republicans a reason to believe that maybe Schlesinger isn't such a big loser -- After all, he's got Ned Lamont so scared, he's attacking him.




[Not only Republicans believe Schlesinger to be a big loser but so do the casinos.]




If by election day Schlesinger can be moved from 4% to 20%, then the vast majority of the 16% swing is going to come from Republicans who are currently supporting Lieberman. If they all came from Lieberman, the final vote would look like this:



[Skinner already counting his chickens BEFORE they hatch like so many of his fellow DUmmies do. Freudenschade, baby!]




Joe Lieberman (I) 33%

Ned Lamont (D) 38%

Alan Schlesinger (R) 20%




[IF...MAYBE...COULDA...WOULDA...SHOULDA...]




Which would make Ned Lamont the winner.




[...In the Alternate Reality.]




Connecticut voters are already well informed about both Lamont and Lieberman, so focusing the campaign there is going to have diminishing returns. If this can be turned into a three-way race, and conservatives can be made better informed about Schlesinger, then Lamont wins.




[Four-way race. I hate to spoil so intricate a game plan but there is a Green Party candidate in the mix. Back to square one. And now to hear from your equally deluded fellow DUmmies...]




Very Machiavellian. Excellent idea.




[Excellent idea. The Republicans will simply buy into your Machiavellian scheme like a bunch of idiots even though you already BROADCASTED it like a fool on the web.]




Highlight the issues GOP voters may support Schlesinger on.




[A casino on every corner?]




Certainly the more he can make this a 3 person race the better Ned will do.



[The only way this would become a 3 person race is if Schlesinger drops out and makes it a contest between Lieberman, Lamont, and the Green Party candidate.]




I think Ned needs to do much more to dispel the idea that Lieberman is a "centrist" and really plaster the meme that he is a Republican in sheep's clothing. How Joe and Cheney are shoulder to shoulder, so to speak.




[Which would make Republicans more, not less, likely to vote for Lieberman...DUhhhhhmmmmie~]




Gotta Hand It To Ya Skinner. That's A Creatively Brilliant Strategy. I can't find a thing logically false about it and in fact think it very well could work. It is going to be tough for Ned to take on Joe head to head, but it is amazingly insightful to recognize that can be circumvented by siphoning votes away from Joe via Alan, as opposed to convincing voters (especially the GOP ones) to vote for Ned instead of Lieberman. Great job on this idea Skinner! Now we just have to find a way to convince the Lamont campaign to go this route!




[An emergency crew is on the way right now to rescue your lips superglued to Skinner's posterior.]




But what happens if/when Schlesinger drops out? He's getting no support from his own party, no dough. It's a distinct possibility.




[That post was made by Pied Piper Pitt at 3:39 P.M which means it was before the Bukowski's Happy Hour so Pitt was semi-sober when he posted it which explains why it actually made sense.]




Good question. I hadn't really thought about that. I guess Lamont could persuade one of his Republican friends to get on the ballot, and then start attacking him.




[DUhhhhhhmmmmie! Skinner admits that he wasn't really thinking when he presented his Machiavellian scheme. Back to Square One.]




I think another good reason to campaign more against the GOP candidate rather than Joe is to isolate him, push him to the outside... "not a serious alternative". Right now, Joe is thriving off all the free publicity, and seen as a serious contender only because the Lamont campaign continues to treat him as such. Once they start to treat Joe like any other "third party wannabee candidate", he'll quickly loose the mystique of being worthy of serious consideration.




[You can wear Skinner's DUnce cap when he is done with it.]




Skinner, I hope you send this to Lamont's campaign manager!




[Me too.]




Great idea. Sounds like something the wingnut would fall for.




[Because we are stupid enough to fall for your brilliant, well thought out, Machiavellian scheme.]




I also think it is astounding that a Republican could poll at 4%. It is just too low, even for a three-way race.



[FOUR-way race, Skinner. And who do you think the Green Party candidate is going to strip votes from? Hee! Hee!]




Joe dressed as Alice, being hugged by Tweedledee and Tweedledum, springs to mind.




[Skinner dressed as Humpty DUmbty falling off a wall comes to mind.]




I'm almost tempted to volunteer for the Schlesinger campaign.




[Your first chore will be to bring a beer to Mr. Gold at the blackjack table.]




We should all donate to Schlesinger's campaign. How hilarious would that be?



[So when he drops out he can donate it to the Lieberman campaign. How hilarious would that be?]



That's GREAT ADVICE Skinner.... Don't even talk about Joe....Attack your REPUBLICAN opponent! Talk about how the REPUBLICANS are screwing up the country, and go after Schlesinger!




[That's GREAT ADVICE Skinner.... Attack that guy at the blackjack table and then watch Lieberman's poll numbers rise.]




Maybe if this guy gets dragged into the spotlight he'll be angry enough at the RNC to start attacking Lieberman, or maybe not...




[The "or maybe not" scenario is by far the most likely one.]




Skinner, I don't know what anybody else thinks, and maybe this is too strong a criticism, but I don't pay my goddamn hard-earned dollars to DU so that you and your admin buddies can go galavanting about on internet discussion forums pretending to be political operatives.




[Shhhh! Don't discourage Skinner. His comedy act is HILARIOUS!!!]




I think Tweety did enough by getting Schlesinger to admit he has a $10,000 gambling problem on Hardball. Sorry, Skinner, I think this is just fantasy



[True but at least it's a FUnnie fantasy.]



The point is to make Schlesinger MORE popular among Republicans...by attacking him for being anti-choice on abortion, pro-Bush, etc.




[And we are going to just jump off the cliff like mind-numbed lemmings as part of your brilliant Machiavellian game plan.]




I think anyone with hald a brain would see through this in a second. This will never work. And if it does, then some Freeper on FR is going to see this thread and smack the whole thing down on their blogs. It's artificial, it's trasparent, and have you ever seen it done before? I mean, for real? Sorry to be the voice of reason, but this is just silly.




[A blog like the DUmmie FUnnies my soon to be receiving a Kewpie Doll DUmmie.]




An ad saying "Alan Schlesinger would take away a woman's right to choose" wouldn't seem artificial.





[How about an ad that says, "Alan Schlesinger would force women to wear ugly black burkhas?"]



Update: Schlesinger is pro-choice.




[OOPS! Back to Square One.]




Of course it will work. This kind of thing has been the Repukes' winning strategy for years! Who cares if they see this thread in Freeperville? It will still work




[I BEEEEEELIEEEEEEEEVE!!!]




Who needs Karl Rove... we have Skinner!




[LOL! Comedy punchline of the week.]




And the Green could help. Which would also help draw the distinction between Lamont and the far left at the same time. If Democrats are ever going to take over that broad middlish vote, we'd better figure out how to do it right now against Lieberman. He really can't win or we're stuck with more "comity" bullshit for who knows how long. Shoving Joe off with Schlesinger and the right, making clear the distinction of the Green left, is the only way for us to pull back into being the mainstream of thought in this country. We really do have to win this one.




[Thanx for the reminder that this is a FOUR-way race. Oh, and rationalize all you want but it is mainly Lamont that the Greens will peel the votes from.]




I'd like to see an action alert maybe a DU action, where we all send Schlesinger a PLAYING CARD, from any old deck of cards, with a note attached - "MY Vote is not going to someone who's been KICKED out of Las Vegas for Counting Cards.. You can COUNT this card as ONE VOTE you WON'T be Receiving, and I support Lamont." Smother the guy in cards sent through the mail, might even make the news



[Congratulations! Your idea is even DUmber than Skinner's. BTW, I don't happen to consider card counting to be cheating but I don't think that will be a campaign issue.]



Skinner, this is a great idea. I sent this link to my family in CT. I told one brother to print it off and take it to Lamont's office.




[Don't forget to tell your brother to print out the DUmmie FUnnies edition laughing at all this. Oh, and take that to Lamont's office as well.]




My God, I take my hat off to you, Sir--that is a brilliant strategy and hopefully one the Lamont people will follow.




[...you off the electoral cliff.]



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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Huffington Post Becomes Huffbollah Post



Sometimes there is an event that causes the looney left to boil over and let loose with their most primitive bigoted biases. The announcement that 84 Hollywood celebs joined Nicole Kidman in condemning the the terrorism of Hezbollah and Hamas was just such an occasion. I actually found out about their descent into hate and base bigotry when I noticed some of the hits to my DUmmie FUnnies EDITION were coming from the Huffington Post. When I went to the specific SECTION of the Huffington Post where my Blog was linked, I was shocked at this statement posted at 11:30 P.M. yesterday---"Job security in Hymiewood is now assured."

So was that descent into anti-semitism an exception to the rule? No. It was par for the course as we shall see NUMEROUS posts in reply to the celeb story descend not only into base bigotry and irrational hate for the USA and Israel but also high praise for the Hezbollah terrorists. So let us now descend into the Huffington Post sewer and watch their blazing bigotry in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, in need of a very hot shower to wash the Huffington dirt off me, is in the [brackets]:




Screw them. Those people enable Israeli aggression.




[Yeah. All those celebs twisted Hezbollah's arm to kidnap those soldiers which kicked off this round of fighting.]




Mr. Willis....I pray you are on the next plane that goes down. Get over yourselves Hollywood,we hate you off screen.




[A Huff Poster's version of a sacred prayer.]




Does that mean ISRAELIS DO NOT WANT TOO LEAD PALESTINIANS TO THEIR DEATH? I share your pain with innocents in the Arab world who also are suffering this time at Israel's hand.!




[Hezbollah terrorists as "innocents."]




Looks like this group is under the impression that terrorism is something only organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah use to achieve their various economic, political, and social aims. Israel for the past 35 or so years utilizes "terror" tactics in its attempt to acquire more land...oops I mean "defend" itself. Before their was Hamas or Hezbollah, there was Israel, and the wars, and the UN resolutions and war crime and human rights violations that Israel (thanks to its patron the US) has never had to account for...

Again, the situation in the Middle East is not caused by these groups Kidman and others have scapegoated any more than it is helped by them.

Oh, by the way Western Imperialism and their elite clients in the Middle East is probabably the most potent root to the turmoil and hate we see now...

This group along with most of the press, intellectuals, and the average citizens in the US really would do well to education themselves beyond Israeli PR that predominates their TVs....




[And you need to "education" yourself on REALITY.]




Hollywood is chock full of Zionist sympathizers who are just as responsible for the henious acts committed by te terrorist nation they wholeheartedly support - namely ISRAEL - the mother of all terrorist nations. Nicole Kidman is in bed with Rupert Murdoch, Arch Zionist supporter and propaganda news cheif du jour. She doesn't have a clue as to the serious threat posed to the US citizenry by the US Zionist Occupied Government, nor does she care. Why should she when Rupert's her homeboy? She worse than Ava Braun.



[Even worse than Eva Braun as well?]



Why doesn't Nicole take a listen to MP George Galloway about Hamas and Hezbollah (instead of listening to her Jewish agent and producers in Hollywood):




[Why doesn't George Galloway listen to his shrink and institutionalize himself?]




US support for Israel PRIMARY MOTIVATION for tragic attacks on the World Trade Center in 1993 and on 9/11:




[The popular Leftist notion that the terrorists committed their 9/11 attacks because they were FORCED to by US support for Israel.]



Oh, let's not forget that only 6 countries in the world sees Hezbollah as a terrorist organization... which are Israel, US, UK, Australia, Canada and Netherlands...



[The SANE nations.]




Bizarre! So no mention of terrorist state of Israel in the indiscriminate killing of children. Hezbollah & Hamas are resitance organisations and have NOTHING to do with terrorism. Only the US, UK & Israel are terrorists.




[Bizarre that you are allowed to roam the streets without adult supervision.]




It's interesting to see how opposed those who frequent this site are to the anti-terrorism statement. This place truly has become "The Huffbollah Post. "Nice customer base Arianna. Further evidence that the Democrats have become further and further removed from reality, sanity and common sense.




["Huffbollah Post." A PERFECT description of what the Huffington Post has sadly become. Oh, and I will be stealing that name from you.]




then why won't they (IDIOTS) all sign an ad to stop the #1 "terrorist" BUSH REGIME....AND PENTAGON.




[Can I sign the papers to institutionalize you for a period of not less than 20 years?]




IDIOTS LIKE HER THAT HAVE CREATED THIS DESTRUCTIVE ENVIRONMENT. LOVE JEWS (HOLLYWOOD) HATE ALL OTHERS.




[A finalist in the Himmler Humanitarian Award contest.]




I wonder of on the bottom of the ad, if it say anything like, "This message brought to you by the friends of AIPAC"



[I wonder if on the bottom of your butt it says, "USDA."]




Of course these hollyweird clowns are going to support Isreal. Most are Jewish and some of the execs are Zionists. Watching fantasy movies and programs is ok to escape reality once in a while, but to live in it is foolish.



[You mean watching fantasy movies like V For Vendetta from which you Leftists derive so much inspiration?]




I believe, as most of the world, that Hamas and Hezbolla are political organizations rather than terrorist. My name would be on this advertisement if Hamas and Hezbolla were replaced with Israel and United States?




[It's obvious the brain in your skull has been replaced by thin air.]




Did PeeWee Herman sign it also?




[No. He was busy recording his new song: I Touched Me.]




Those actor clowns need to toe the pro-Israel lline, otherwise they won't get any jobs.




[You don't have to worry because any opinion is tolerated from hamburger flippers.]




I smell a zionist ... and they do smell you know. Its amazing to me that a stateless group philosophically defined in Europe by european colonialism who as a group invade and 'conquer' a land could convince anyone that they are an agrieved party.




[I smell a fart but it turned out to be your breath.]




This is my first time visiting this site and with a few exceptions the posters are foul mouthed "haters" as my kids would say. having read about the site I certainly expected a higher level of civility and thought. Truly sad.




[Remember. This is now the Huffbollah Post.]



What about the terrorist organization known as the Bush Administration?




[Obviously someone here who has sat thru more than a dozen showings of V For Vendetta.]




Not one of these Israeli-Jewish ass kissers-most of the racket in Hollywoodstudios is run by jews-check the names of all tv and studio programs and see-ever served in the military-yet they give money to war crime state Israel.
From Douglas to Willis, these shitheads are cowards who take millions and do nothing for any people who are suffering in the world. The bitches in the ad are only kissing their jewish owners asses. Hollywood is a cesspool of money grubbing, sleazy lifestyles, and theft of America's money-through the air waves that suppossedly belong to the American people. Willis and Douglas-you need a good kick in the ass and a good pummeling on your very wrinkled, ugly faces. Repeat-why have you all, in the ad, never served in our military? People with money and jews don't have to, is that it?




[Why have you never served time in a Psycho Ward?]





Personally, I believe that the U.S. government was completely behind 9-11 -

from the deliberate demolition of the 3 buildings


to the immediate removal of evidence at a crime scene like the steel sent to China for immediate disposal


to the 'stand down' of all military intercepts due to at least 5 suspicious terror simulations including planes flying into buildings


to the secret service allowing Bush to continue to read his 'goat' book with the children instead of rushing him to safety


to the 'put' stocks of the 2 airline companies involved in 9-11


to the 7 BILLION dollar insurance policy purchased shortly before 9-11


to the lease that Silverstein obtained shortly before 9-11 after the buildings had been unable to economically have their asbestos removed


to the suspicious activities of known Mossad operators arrested within the U.S. shortly after 9-11 because they were celebrating the destruction,


[Got your tinfoil hat set on High Glow today?]




Why is everyone afraid to point a finger at Israel? They are terrorist number 2, right after the US. I thought lefty actors were all well and fine, but this smacks to me of uninformed pandering to Jewish entertainment execs... does it stink to anyone else? Nice work Nicole - way to paint a picture with a brush the size of your Land Rover.




[The only stink here is the stench of your bigotry.]




Job security in Hymiewood is now assured.



[That little "gem" is what accompanied the link to my Blog.]



What about the Jewish Terrorists? you know the ones that actually kill without a flying f*ck about anyone or anything but themselves! who use tanks, helicopter gunships & jetfighters from 20,000 feet to kill civilians because they are dumbass Jews who can't actually aim a f*cking gun if their life depended on it!

GO HAMAS GO HEZBOLLAH!!!




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Friday, August 18, 2006

KOmmies Claim Terror Alerts Are Just Republican Fear Mongering



Guess what? There is absolutely NO reason to be concerned about terrorism. In fact if you do worry about the terrorist threat, you are just being brainwashed because there is really nothing to worry about. See, what happened is that the Daily Kos KOmmies have waved their magic wand and made that non-existent threat disappear. You can see the KOmmies perform this amazing magic act in this THREAD titled, "Calling bullshit on the Fear mongers." So let us all watch the KOmmies make the terrorist threat disappear in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding everybody that the KOmmies are just DUmmies with better PR, is in the [brackets]:




Calling bullshit on the Fear mongers




[Let the Magic Terrorist Disappearing Act begin!]




Note to Karl Rove and his Flying Monkey minions:




[Watch out all you Secret Rovian Agents---KOmmie occams hatchet is putting you on notice.]




That "Fear" thing you've been peddling for the past five years? Over with. Done. That is, like, sooo 20 minutes ago. Pre-9/12 mindset, and all that. That Dog Don't Hunt. That ship has sailed. It's not playing in Peoria. You might be sellin', but we're not buyin'.




[Yeah. How silly to be concerned about terrorism. Those terrorist bombings since 9-11 in Madrid and London were nothing but Republican propaganda intended to scare us. Continue with the enlightenment...]




Hasta la vista, baby. Ta-Ta For Now! See ya - wouldn't wanna be ya. Sucks to be you-ooo! Try the next country. I gave at the office. Negatron, Pigpen. No quiero Terror Alert Level.




[They tell me to evacuate a building because of possible terrorism, I'm just going to sit there like an idiot because I know it is all just a Rovian plot to scare us.]




There's an old saying in Reality Land - I know it's in Reality Land, probably wherever it is you live, too - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - aww, hell:




[KOmmieland---the non-reality based KOmmunity.]




Go f*ck yourselves, motherf*ckers.




[You're on a roll. Continue with your stupidity...]




America is waking up. Americans are no longer listening to the will-sapping blatherings of the Republican Grima Wormtongues, the traitorous venal cowards who counsel Fear, mistrust and powerlessness.




[Sitting thru a few too many showings of V For Vendetta?]




F*ck that, Americans have declared.




[Narrow that down to KOmmies and DUmmies have declared.]




Fear is an important survival tool for the human species. Fear is one of our most primal emotions, originating deep in our brains, in that part of the central nervous system common to complex vertebrates: the amygdala. Fear causes us to make behavioral changes in response to life-endangering threats that we perceive in our environments. It's one of the reasons we still exist as a species and that we have achieved our current state as King of the evolutionary Hill.




[A pschopathology lecture as delivered by a psychopath.]




Fear is an important survival tool for the human species. Fear is one of our most primal emotions, originating deep in our brains, in that part of the central nervous system common to complex vertebrates: the amygdala. Fear causes us to make behavioral changes in response to life-endangering threats that we perceive in our environments. It's one of the reasons we still exist as a species and that we have achieved our current state as King of the evolutionary Hill.




[A KOmmie telling us in a roundabout way how security checks at airports are just plain silly.]




Hey! Speaking about Republicans -




[Their fault!]




Say, didja know that the Terror Alert Level® spiked last week? Yeah, all the way to Red! Huh - you probably didn't even notice. Or how about a few days later, when it went back down to Orange - didja catch that? No. No, I didn't think so - I'll bet you didn't miss a beat. Hmph. Chances are, nothing in your life changed at all last week: you still went to the store, you still filled your car up with gas, you still watched reruns of "Desperate Housewives" on TV, you still barbecued hamburgers in your backyard on Saturday, you still took your kids to the park on Sunday.




[Say, didja know that your Electro-Shock Therapy level spiked last week?]




No, not much changed, I'll bet. Outwardly, anyway. But if Karl Rove is doing his job right, what might have been different was that your anxiety level might have been raised juuust a little bit. You might have noticed - if you had been paying really close attention - a vague sense of impending disaster, an undefined unease, a small - very small - twinge of fear that wasn't there previously, nibbling away at the edges of your consciousness.




[Those terror alert levels are all set by levers that Karl Rove pushes in the KOmmie fantasy world.]




For the Republicans pulling the levers behind our country's National Insecurity Apparatus, your response was perfectly in line with their intent. They don't want to see too much outward change in your day-to-day behavior, they don't want to see you transforming your habits - your shopping habits, your driving habits, your viewing habits - they don't want you to feel as though you've had to make a sacrifice to accommodate the "change" - from Yellow to Red!!! - that they would like to have you believe has occurred in the level of risk to our nation's security.




[You've already sacrificed your sanity when the terror alert level changed.]




They don't want you to do anything differently in your everyday life. They only want one small change in your behavior, and they only need it every couple of years or so, in November. What they want, of course, is for you to go into that voting booth and vote for a Republican, because you're terrified.




[BINGO! We finally come to what this is all REALLY about. KOmmie fear that the terror alerts will remind folks of 9-11 thus helping Republicans at the polls this November.]




The Terror Alert Levels® are a joke. What are we, on a kiddie ride at the county fair or something?: "You must be THIS terrified to be a good American citizen." F*ck having somebody tell me how terrified I should be in order to be a Good American. (Is that anything like a Good German?) F*ck having somebody lie to my congressman so they will be terrified enough to send American troops and American money overseas to be squandered - WASTED! - in an illegal, ill-advised, ill-conceived and ill-executed adolescent, compensating, circle jerk.




[Screw having the least bit of common sense!]




"OMG, like, what's the Terror Alert Level® today?? Orange?? OMG, I don't have, like, anything to wear with that!!"




[Don't you have an orange strait jacket?]




What do they think - we're kids at a magic show or something, f'cryin' out loud? "Ooh, Look over here! No, no! - not over there - over here, over HERE! Ooh, look, here's a BOOGEYMAN!" What, do they hope we won't notice that so much of our country is in shambles: the economy is in shambles, the environment is in shambles, our armed forces are in shambles, our Constitution is in shambles - did I mention the environment is in shambles? - healthcare is in shambles, New Orleans is in shambles - Gimme a f*cking break.




[Attention! occams hatchet's sanity challenged rant will continue for quite a while so there is plenty of time for the Happy Farm folks to arrive with their butterfly nets.]




The Terror Alert Levels® are laughable, especially to those of us who survived the darkest days of the Cold War. We had thousands - literally THOUSANDS - of nuclear warheads pointed at us 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, for 40 years. Every day, we faced the real possibility of the imminent annihilation of America, Americans and the American way of life, which would have taken only a matter of minutes. I mean if today's Terror Alert Levels® go from Blue to Red, during the Cold War we would've needed them to go through friggin' White Hot, and they would've been up there almost all the time.




[Which do you prefer biting down on? The licorice flavored leather strap or the salted one?]




Reality has a well-known liberal bias. To a Republican banking on ersatz Fear to save his sorry ass at the polls in November - like, say, Joe Lieberman - that's bad news.The Republicans have no use for real fear, that kind of fear that keeps the soldier in al-Anbar province alive as he patrols vigilantly down an empty street, fully aware of his surroundings - Situational Awareness, they call it - ready to take action in response to anything that might threaten his life. That kind of fear - the kind that keeps us alive, that has kept us alive for millennia, that has made it possible for the most vigilant and aware representatives of our species to keep winning the evolutionary lottery - has a utility, a purpose, a definable value for each and every member of the human race.




[For you psychology students out there. There is a wealth of material here for you to write a term paper about psychotic personality patterns.]




Have I ever felt that fear? That feeling that has no words, but which is as certain as death? That metallic taste in the mouth, that razor-honed sharpening of all of the senses, that searing into memory of every aspect of the moment with such clarity that the minute textures, the smallest sounds, the very smell of the world around you in those few seconds is something that you will never forget? The kind of fear that focuses your mind so wonderfully? Yes, I have. I have felt true fear, the fear that comes from knowing that you could very well be leaving this mortal coil within the next few seconds.




[Please wipe the rabid drool off your restraining straps.]




Yes, I have known true fear. And no, it's not the same weak-ass shit that Republicans most desire for us to be in thrall to. The only Fear they're comfortable dealing in is that inchoate fear that has as its object not a real, immediate and identifiable threat to our physical well-being, but rather a shapeless, generalized threat. It's really not Fear, it's anxiety.




[Real soon you can commence your pogo stick exercises.]




Rather than be specific about the fact that, in fact, there are people out there who want to kill us, who do, in fact, hate us, and then Doing Something Specific About Those Specific People, Republicans would rather have us trembling in fear at the very thought of "Terrorists," The Concept.




[Yes, "Terrorists" is such a silly phantom concept. Oh, and your Lithium treatment will be a bit earlier than usual today.]




This Republican government doesn't want us to get busy doing something at home to really do anything to make us actually safer from the real threat of acts of mass violence. It wants us to sit home and do nothing, nothing except be afraid.




[But you see behind their nefarious schemes just as clearly as you see Plan Nine From Outer Space.]





The reason they don't want us to do anything is because they know that once we do, once we start making real sacrifices, we will start demanding results. Better to have us wander around in a fog of undefined fear so that we can be led around by the nose and told what is best for us, and how as Good Americans we should support everything the Republicans want to do - otherwise, we're - GASP! - helping the terrorists. F*ck that.



[Speaking of wandering around in a fog...]



Americans are figuring out that all of this Terror Alert bullshit is just that: bullshit. They're tired of being played for fools, of being made jumpy every time the Republicans get in trouble and need their asses dragged out of the fire. They're freakin' fed up with being made to jump through hoops when there are real dangers in the world that need attending to.




[Time to break out the Guy Fawkes masks!]




It's one thing for my beagle to be jumpy - to run up to the front window howling at every imagined bump, knock, rustling or disturbance, to be on heightened alert, itching for an excuse to run and howl, and raise her hackles. It's a nuisance, but it doesn't throw off the important work she has to do in life.




[I think your beagle has already watered on your brain.]




America, on the other hand, has very Important Work to do. We cannot afford to be sent scrambling, over and over and over again, to the front of the house on a silly whim, howling at nothing, our Terror Alert Levels© raised to Orange because someone across the street slammed a car door, or because in our fevered jumpiness we mistook the closing of a cabinet for the sound of a stranger approaching our door.




[Or a KOmmie ranting insanely into the night wind.]




Yet that is precisely the behavior that the Republican Fear-mongers want us to exhibit. The Important Work that we have to do includes holding our government officials accountable for the state of our nation - and that is something that the people in charge of this country for the past five-and-a-half years Do. Not. Want. Instead, they want to keep us running around, howling at imaginary noises, our hackles raised, our Terror Alert Levels® on Orange - or Yellow, that will do, too - because that kind of shapeless, indefinable, targetless fear allows them to get away with all kinds of behavior that ensures the survival not of America, Americans or the American way of life, but rather that of their own small, selfish, venal, deadly interests.




[It's going to be FUn to watch them restrain you on the airport security line.]



Bad news for Republicans: Most Americans are smarter than my beagle.




[Bad news for you: Most KOmmies are DUmber than your beagle.]



I'll tell you what Republicans fear: Republicans fear a fearless electorate. Republicans fear citizens who open their eyes and look outward, to see what is really happening in their world, citizens who have Situational Awareness that helps keep them alive.




[Watch out or I'll squeal on you to Chancellor Sutler.]



The Republicans have succeeded with this Fear-mongering strategy so far largely by labeling anyone who questions it a Coward and a Traitor. The Republicans are masters at projection; that is, accusing others of the very thing that they themselves are guilty or, or are most ashamed or afraid of. They are masters at playing to those characteristics in others which are their own weaknesses. And the sad fact of the matter is, they are cowards.




[So how many times did you sit through the V For Vendetta fantasy? 10? 20?]




What is it that Republicans are trying to make us afraid of? Fear of dying? Millions of Americans die every year. They die from all kinds of causes: snakebite, lightning, electrocution, infections caused by poor hospital care, traffic accidents, homicide, old age, cancer, food poisoning. Almost none dies from acts of terrorism outside of a war zone. Every year for the past 10 years, lightning has caused the deaths of an average of 49 people in the United States. Yet in spite of that, we are not encouraged to maintain our Terror Alert Level©s for Being Struck By Lightning at Orange or Yellow.




[The only thing I'm fearing right now is that your rabid rant will never end.]




No, the galling Fear that Republicans like to spread is the kind of fear that does not empower, but rather, disempowers. And that is what the Fear-mongers want. Oh, the Fear-mongers know fear, too - the kind of fear that ensures their own survival. The fear that comes from knowing that their regime cannot survive a citizenry that knows its own power and wields it at the election booth.




[Why say in 50 words what can be screeched in 50,000?]




Fear? F*ck Fear!




[Are you sure you took your massive dose of meds today?]




Americans have no use for that kind of fear. That kind of Fear is the thing that freezes the deer in the headlights, that renders us incapable of action, that drains us of our will and our willingness to think clearly and rationally.




[You've long ago been drained of any ability to think clearly and rationally.]




Rationality - the enemy of the Republican Fear Machine. Don't think!, the Machine screams at you. Keep running! Run! Run! Run! The Boogeyman is coming to get you!




[Rationality---RANT! RANT! RANT!]



They're telling you scary campfire stories so you'll cower in your tent all night instead of coming out to see how beautiful the stars are, and to listen to the quiet of the forest.




[You'll be hearing a lot of campfire stories at the Happy Farms group therapy sessions.]




They don't want you to know that so much more is available and possible, that you can expect and experience and demand so much more from your life and your government than you have become accustomed to receiving in the past five-and-a-half years, that there are, in fact, stars in the night sky, and trees in the forest, and places where the rivers are clean and not choked with poison from mining and manufacturing and corporate farming. They don't want you to feel free to dream, to create new possibilities for yourself and your children, because that would interfere with their plans to expand the lowest strata of society while slamming the gates shut to entry into their rarified, exclusive, right-thinking uppermost stratum.




[You didn't happen to take self-editing writing lessons from William Rivers Pitt?]




And, as the recent overpowering stench wafting around George Allen reminds us: Fear has an uglier brother, Racism; both are spawn of Ignorance.




[The only stench I'm smelling right now are the ENDLESS farts coming out of your mouth.]




Fear of The Other is what feeds Racism; it is what makes war and murder and abuse possible. Fear of The Unknown can fuel a need for the imposition of order at all costs.

Fear can serve humanity, if it is used correctly, and sparingly.




[Does Kos pay you by the word?]




Americans want their government to keep them safe. We want our leaders to go after real Bad Guys Out There, who are looking to harm us. But we are not so stupid as to continue to be played for fools by the Fear-mongering Republicans in power.




[Your doing great in the Primal Scream Therapy department.]




During the Vietnam War, a bumper sticker of the day had a stark, simple message. F*CK WAR, it read. As Neil Postman and Charles Weingartner pointed out in their book, The Soft Revolution, the jarring coarseness of the first word was mitigated by the sober reality of the second.

Well, I say, F*ck Fear. F*ck Fear, and the Four Horses he rode in on.

Am I going to let Fear affect the way I live? F*ck, no. Am I going to let it affect the way I vote? F*ck, no.

Game's over. We call bullshit.




[We call Mental Health Hotline. So is it safe to come out for air now? Yes? Okay, and now to hear from your fellow KOmmies following that massive departure from sanity...]




Very thoughtful, insightful and full of healing!




[It sure was healing. My insomnia is now CURED!]




I was truly afraid to expand your comment.




[It's tough to expand beyond infinity.]




We need the Democratic Party tosay this in public




[I agree. Everybody needs to see how NUttie the Democrats have become.]




I have no adjectives to describe this diary.



["Insane" or "irrational" will do.]



Treason is the right word for everything Bushco has done. They are all traitors, the most effective traitors cloak




[Speaking of cloaks...Have you taken your Guy Fawkes costume out of mothballs yet?]




dem candidates have to call it predict the attack before it happens, and make sure Americans know that Republicans will create one to generate fear. Jump on this meme like a fucking pogo-stick, because they will do it. We can either call it in advance and nip it in the bud, or we can sleep through it, and wake up with our pants around our ankles wondering how it happened again.




[Is that you, benburch?]




fear is all the republicans have to offer this country. It's like the pickpocket's trick to take our attention away from the COMPLETE AND UTTER F*CKING OVER OF EVERYTHING GOOD AND DECENT ABOUT OUR COUNTRY: the Constitution, working people, kids, the elderly, the Environment, the rule of law,




[Clear skies, apple pie, mother's milk...]




I'm so angry at what's happening to our country most of the time that it's hard to articulate a semi-intelligent post.




[That's obvious.]




The terror alert color should be brown, for BULLSHIT.




[The perpetual color of your diaper.]




Let Us Pray..

Lord Jesus, God

I pray that those who lead by instilling fear shown the door and their actions examined closely for misdeeds. May that happen to them and may they be brought to justice if, in fact, they have perpetrated crimes; crimes against your teachings of peace, trust and tolerance. May those that have murdered for profit and gain at the cost of innocent life be thrown to the pits of Hell, of which they so judiciously deserve. Amen

I hope you don't mind me using your words for that!




[Sorry. Since you didn't pray to Gaia the Earth Mother, you didn't really have your heart in that prayer.]




Not only do we call bullshit on this fear crap, I say Republicans are wimpy, terrified, weak, lily-livered babies, crying for Bu$hCo to protect them when he barely protected himself from chocking on a pretzel. This is the guy who's gonna save you blithering idiots? The guy who was playing air guitar and eating cake on a tarmac while New Orleans drowned? The guy who's busy asking about pig for dinner when he's overseas during an escalation in Mid-East war? The guy who talks with food in his mouth and can't form a cogent sentence when asked a question off-book? The guy who can only repeat what Karl the PR leader Rove writes for him or dictates aloud until Bu$hCo gets it right? That f'ng guy? You've gotta be shitting me! Place your hopes and fears in an idiot and you're gonna get really f'd up, just like this country has become with that idiot child in charge.
Scared little wimps. That's Republicans and may they cling to clueless George W. Bush to save them - they deserve no better.




[That was KOmmie Little Lulu posting while drunk as usual.]




I ain't scared of nobody's Al Quaida. It frankly doesn't even cross my mind.



[KOmmie quote of the week.]




Just had a protest idea.... Since blunt actions or speech and broad strokes are often the only forms of communication that get through in our society, how about everyone who takes plane trips bring a gallon of water with them to the airport and try to carry it on. You see, with the kind of absolute overreaction, hair-trigger response that we do, the mounting hassle and cost of disposing the water jugs would paint the CLEAR picture that the current ban is ridiculous and overly paranoid!! Just a thought.....




[Just a thought..... You go ahead and do that so we can see you spread-eagled for an hour on the hot tarmac.]





it played in Italy and Germany in the 1920s and it worked in America in the 1950s but we won't be fooled again. These followers of Mussolini must be exposed for the fascists that they are, and brought down with all the might of the American spirit. Do not show any respect to our opponents, they aren't worthy of being involved in the process. We should tear them down wherever they appear and use whatever means we have to to protect what's left of our democracy. These are evil bastards and have to be treated as such, not as mere political opponents.





[So much for that "civil discourse" shtick the Democrats were lecturing us about from their moral high horse a few years ago.]



"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - V in V for Vendetta.

Man, that graphic novel and now, movie was so ahead of its time, eh?




[Another KOmmie getting his political inspiration from a comic novel made into a movie by a cross-dresser.]




I have never been afraid since 9/11/2001 (btw, can we please start calling it 9/11/2001 which was 5 years ago, instead of 9/11 which sounds like it could have been last year or next year? That could help us get some perspective on what was, after all, only one day when a couple of buildings fell and 3,000 people died added to the 40,000+ people who die every day from hunger and disease.) Anyway, I have never been afraid of the maybe 1234 terrorists who really want to kill me. I have been more afraid of the effects of fear. I refuse to give anyone else that kind of power over me. I live in the most powerful country in the world. If my country wanted to protect itself, it has the means, the smarts, and the resources to do so. And if my country is terrified of 1234 people whose only power is the ability to scare people with bottle bombs... well, it has real problems and needs to see a shrink.




[Spaketh a KOmmie who needs to see a shrink.]



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DUmmies Outraged Over Celebs Who Condemn Terrorism



Since most celebs tend to the liberal side of the political spectrum, it is a pleasant surprise when 84 Hollywood actors, directors, and producers joined Nicole Kidman in taking out a Los Angeles Times ad (above) condemning the terrorist activities by Hezbollah and Hamas in Lebanon and Israel. Particularly painful for the DUmmies must have been the tail end of the ad which said, "We need to support democratic societies and stop terrorsism at all costs." As you can guess this ad was like waving a red cape in front of an angry DUmmie bull as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Nicole Kidman's and other 'stars' full page ad." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage at condemning terrorism in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still looking for Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik on that list, is in the [brackets]:




Nicole Kidman's and other "stars" full page ad:




[This DUmmie puts "stars" in quotes as if Patricia Heaton, Michael Douglas, and Vivica Fox aren't stars.]




Sorry if this was already posted today, but maybe the night-time group would like to go see the actual ad, and who signed it. Whereas it laments the civilian casualties in the Israel/Hizbulla conflict, it parrots the monkey king almost word for word:




[All Hail the Monkey King---CHIMPUS KHAN!!!]




Of course, if the ad praised Hezbollah you would praise them
won't you?




[Of course, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




Anything that Patricia Heaton signs I'm automatically against.




[DUmmie reasoning at its unfinest.]




She's a full blown fundy tool. And most of the fundies are under the delusion that being pro-environment is anti_God because apparently, taking care of the Earth isn't trusting in God.




[The fundies go around at night pouring arsenic into the soil and spray freon into the air.]




Looks like Hollywood is getting ready for another Witch Hunt like ...in the 1950s. No liberals allowed on sets....the liberal black list...relive the adventure:




[Actually there is a liberal black list AGAINST conservatives.]




As much as I hate to admit someone from Hollywood could ever have a grasp on anything other than their next script, they're right about this. Hizbollah and Hamas are terrorist organizations. They hide behind civilians and send their children out to die while they try and kill as many Israeli civilians as they can (hence the label, "terrorist").




[As much as I hate to admit it, your tombstoning ceremony will be commencing very soon.[




You need to figure out who the REAL terrorists are.




[That's DUmmie code for saying that the EVIL Bush Regime are the REAL terrorists.]




I do know that Hamas and Hezbollah are radical Islamic terrorist organizations. They would kill your family if it gained them an advantage. I know they want to institute fundamentalist Islamic states in Israel and Lebanon. Under their rule, gays would be executed, women not allowed to work or receive and education and if you strayed from their religious precepts, you would be jailed at the very least. Now I'm not sure why anyone on this discussion forum would actually support them knowing this. It's bizarre to say the least and it really makes me wonder about some people. Can anyone explain this massive disconnect?




[I can explain this massive disconnect---You are dealing with DUmmies you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]



Danny DeVito?????????




[Don't forget to blacklist him.]




Michael Douglas? "China Syndrome" Michael Douglas???
The times, they are a'changin'...




[Most likely his ugly experience shtooping Maureen Dowd for the liberal cause shocked him back to reality.]




He's Jewish




[Thus chimed in a "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" conspiracy theorist.]




If they're really against terrorism, they may want to clean house here at home first. We have a homegrown group right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.




[Reciting a basic tenet from the Book of DUmmie.]




didn't James Woods make up some story about "suspicious arabs" in a plane ride he was on ? this was probably right after 9/11. whatever came of that ?




[Too bad that "made up" story was verified by the FBI since Woods REPORTED it right after the flight.]




he did call the FBI. this is not a game. our country is in grave danger. did you forget 9/11? i'm suspicious of anyone who supports a terrorist organization.




[I'm suspicious of anyone who sounds sane in DUmmieland you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




He called the FBI with a bullshit story that reeked of bigotry




[Because all the suspects looked middle eastern. Obvious case of racial profiling on Woods' part. He should have included Presbyterians in his list of suspects.]




But they specifically name two organizations that aren't
seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to. They're looking through Bush-colored glasses without a thought to what the phrase, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" actually means.
It's short-sighted and stupid. They should have just said "terrorists" and left it at that. As it is, they've alienated the millions helped by Hezbollah and Hamas's more popular social wings.




[Looking through the DUmmie-colored glasses, Hezbollah and Hamas are peace loving humanitarian organizations.]




I absolutely support their social arm because the USA certainly doesn't support helping these people in the least! That's why they have such support! It's not because "they hate our freedoms." Oh- and I go to the movies. (Psst... and my husband is JEWISH and if you don't think Israeli schools teach hate, too, then I need you to speak to a few people).




[Like Middle East expert Cindy Sheehan?]




My husband renounced his Jewish faith - not his Semitic heritage - after visiting Israel and seeing how they also indoctrinate their youth, as you claim the Arabs do.



[So he is a Druid now? Funnie, he doesn't look Druish.]




Pat Sajak is another loonie toon rightwing nut.




[How about Vanna White?]



I don't care what celebrities think. They're flakes, all of them. Their personal image comes first.




[Posted in DUmmieland where they look to The West Wing TV show for political guidance.]



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Thursday, August 17, 2006

DUFU Podcast 008 (The Birth Of The Laugh Factory)



Listen to this PODCAST about the humble beginnings of the Laugh Factory comedy club which now has branches in Long Beach and Times Square with new clubs planned for Las Vegas and Atlanta in addition to its original location in Hollywood. Also revealed is the deep, dark, SHOCKING secret of the Laugh Factory owner, Jamie Masada.



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Some DUmmies Admit They Look Like Paranoid Kooks



When the news broke yesterday about a suspect being arrested in the JonBenet Ramsey case, it didn't occur to me that there might be a DUmmie angle to this. How wrong I was. Some DUmmies began posting about how it was a Rovian plot to detract from...whatever. I guess this conspiratorial paranoia was too much even for some DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD lengthily titled, "Why Are Many Progressives Willing To Believe That Major News Events...are 'manufactured' by Rove as some sort of 'distraction' so that other more important news stories are 'ignored' by the press." I would change the "many" in that sentence to "most" since MOST DUmmies buy into kooky conspiracy theories. Most DUmmies believe in MIHOP and the rest buy into LIHOP. So let us now watch the DUmmies examine their own navels in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, a secret Rovian agent monitoring DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:





Why Are Many Progressives Willing To Believe That Major News Events... are "manufactured" by Rove as some sort of "distraction" so that other more important news stories are "ignored" by the press.



[Because being a paranoid kook in DUmmieland is the NORM, not the exception.]



Whether it's an earthquake, or flood, or some headline-grabbing celebrity news story, there are many progressives who predictably complain that the "MSM" is taking Rove's bait so that something else goes un- or under-reported.




[Notice how Angelina Jolie split from Brad Pitt at such a convenient time for the Bush Regime? Typical Rovian diversion tactic.]




Does any rational person honestly believe that Rove is THAT powerful? (Remember the folks who were convinced that the Christmas tsunami was intentionally caused by a nuclear explosion at the underwater fault?)




[That's almost as ridiculous a premise as believing that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12.]



And now, with the Jon-Benet Ramsey murder arrest we're ALSO supposed to believe that this a masterful Rovian-decoy? -- Good grief! Give me a break!




[Didn't Karl Rove once live in Colorado? I think the links are well established.]




News happens... they can't ALL be stories that put Bush in a negative light. It's not a big plot. Get real! Learn to cope.




[Get real! DUmmies will NEVER get real. Learn to laugh.]




Frankly, I think it makes progressives look like unthinking, gullible, and paranoid idiots. Grow up already!



[Shhhh! Don't discourage them. The DUmmie FUnnies needs that comedy material.]




PLEASE city ONE instance where someone has stated that earthquake or other natural disaster coverage is a rovian plot.



[Oh, just check out this DUFU EDITION where the DUmmies are upset about a New York Times article about how they blamed the Tsunami on Bush.]




There were dozens of threads after the Pacific tsunami claiming they were man-made, caused by undersea nukes, and some even said yes, it was designed as a distraction. The threads were all locked, but it got so bad that Skinner had to say something about it.




[That was William Rivers Pitt chiming in. So which is stupider, Pitt? Believing that the tsunami was man-made or that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12?]




Hell, that made the New York Times.




[A John Schwartz article exposing the paranoid DUmmie mentality for the comedic benefit of all.]




I've been away from the computer all day... didn't know the Ramsey story was a Rovian ploy!!! Good grief, what a stretch!




[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]




Those are the far lefties not the progressives




[Progressives ARE far lefties. Those paranoid raving idiots are YOU.]




I think it's better to err on the side of paranoia than on the side of swallowing every damn thing. I love the DU nutballs!




[Yes, better to err on the side of paranoia than rationality. DUmmie love is a wonderful thing to behold.]




I'm confused. Who has said every thing is a Rove plot?




[Just about every untombstoned DUmmie.]




The Jon-Benet arrest however may be a Rove decoy, I am not saying it is but that it may be. It is a story that has gotten way more publicity than it deserves, and there are many more important issues that are getting virtually no attention.



[Thank you for bringing this discussion back to the normal DUmmie irrationality.]




There were a shitload of threads saying that exact thing. It got to the point where the admins had to impose a moratorium on conspiracy theory for awhile, something which is still around in some form, I think. Some of the choicer threads suggesting the US caused the tsunami for "uh, er, I dunno but they must have!" ended up getting cited in the New York Times towards the end of 2004 or the first few days of January 2005. The NYT article was, itself, condemned as "a Rovian plot" in a thread where it came up.




[New York Times author of that article, John Schwartz, is a Secret Rovian Agent.]




I agree that sometimes the idea that Rove is behind so much of the news cycle goes a bit too far, but I think claiming that some DUers believe he causes earthquakes makes us all look ridiculous. There are some people who don't use their heads, as well as some freepers trying to discredit us that will post ridiculous notions but I think there are few if any real DUers who ever believed the tsunami was caused by a nuke.




[MOST DUmmies believe in MIHOP. Is that really any more loonie?]




Karl, is that you? Are you trying to deflect the news media from DU's investigative prowess by trying to make us all look like a bunch of loons?




[DUmmies only look loonie because of a Perfect Rovian Conspiracy to make it so.]




So, you mean that the terror plot last week was real?




[According to the DUmmies as chronicled in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, it was all part of a vast Rovian UK/Paki/US Intel plot.]



I don't have an opinion either way about the Ramsey story. I don't know anything about it. But I do know this administration has a penchant for making up stuff to grab headlines whenever they find it convenient, and too many people fell for it again last week. If that's going on again, it wouldn't surprise me in the least.




[You started out semi-rational but quickly veered off into the typical DUmmie paranoid morass.]




You're just behind the news cycle. Rove's part in this will all be revealed in time.




[Karl Rove was behind shoving William Rivers Pitt ahead of the news cycle in reporting his indictment on May 12.]




Before I clicked on your link I was looking at the "latest" page and thinking an awful lot of people needed medication.




[The need for medication is a prerequiste for being a DUmmie.]




stop making sense & keep your logical thoughts to yourself please




[Or else you will be Tombstoned.]




The British authorities were forced, by the GOP leadership, to arrest plane bombers much earlier than the British wanted to arrest them. The British *knew* they needed more evidence, but the GOP leadership wanted a big news splash to coincide with LIEberman's defeat. LIEberman, btw, is the ranking "Democrat" on the Homeland Security committee in the Senate and was the very first "Democrat" to hear about this plot.




[Welcome to the "reality-based" community.]



Sometimes the only thing one can do here is to go outside for a hike, go shopping, go bike riding, go swimming in a pool, whatever - turn the mind off for a while. It can get real crazy here sometimes.




[Only sometimes?]



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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

DUmmies Fantasize About A President Al Gore Paradise



Remember the movie, It's A Wonderful Life?. In it the James Stewart character was allowed to see how miserable things would have been for his home town if he had never been alive. The DUmmies are now doing just the opposite. They are fantasizing about what a WONDERFUL paradise we would now be living in if only Al Gore had become President in 2001 as you can see in this DUmmie FANTASY titled, "Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president..." In the REAL reality, it is like Paradise Lost for the DUmmies. All their frustrations can be traced back to Al Gore LOSING back in 2000 and it has been downhill for them ever since. So let us now indulge their fantasies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he would have been on Karenna's dance ticket at the 2000 Gore Inaugural Ball, is in the [brackets]:




Finish the following sentence... If Al Gore were president...




[I'll give it a try as soon as I quit laughing.]



If Al Gore were president, all the US soldiers and Iraqis killed in Bush's Iraq adventure would be alive today. Mind-blowing to think about it, isn't it?




[If Al Gore were president, we would still be debating whether to institute economic sanctions on the Taliban. Mind-blowing to think about it, isn't it?]




911 would not have happened.




[Yeah. The terrorists would have been so humbled by the awesome presence of President Al Gore that the thought of perpetrating 911 would never have occured to them.]




9/11 would NOT have happened.




[Another DUmmie chimes in with the same fantasy.]




No 9-11 scale attack would have happened.



[When it rains DUmmie fantasies, it POURS.]




we would either be driving electric high-breads or Smart cars, ...the nation would be building an intra and interstate mass transit system based on magnetic levitation trains, cold fusion electrical generation would be a reality, the federal debt would be two thirds paid off, America's standard of living would have advanced to almost total elimination of poverty and hunger, America would have a national health care insurance program for everyone and the republican party would have all but disappeared.




[Everybody would be driving around in clean energy hovercraft and the EVIL Republicans would have voluntarily jumped into a giant quicksand pit.]




nothing of the last 5 and 1/2 years would have happened. gutting of or social programs, tax cuts wouldn't have happened, at least until the debt was paid off and it would have under the policies of an Al Gore Administration. the only problem with all this is I have to come back to reality and face the music of now.




[Tax cuts wouldn't have happened. Taxes would have been RAISED. Isn't that just wuuuunderful!!!]




Life would be wonderful!!! I wouldn't have to apologize to my grandkids for the horrid world I'm leaving them, and we wouldn't be banging our heads against the wall at all the incredible events that we have before us, today.
Just think of all the citizens of the world who would still be living.




[Life would be wuuuuunnnnnderful!!! Even our doo-doo wouldn't stink!]




. . . . the Kyoto Accord would be seen as the first step . . . toward a solution to global warning.




[The Kyoto Accord would have limited the hot air emissions from Al Gore's mouth.]




I would be looking into earning a Bachelor's Degree
after I get my Associate's Degree. I would have the confidence that I could possibly get a damn job after graduating AND continue my education.



[I wouldn't be drooling like a moronic loser blaming his personal failures on Bush.]



If Al Gore was president, I would be able to use the Pell Grant and probably other educational incentives to become a teacher (community college, not K-12) or anything else I wanted to become. As it stands now, I'll be lucky to get a 2 year degree at all, much less try for a 4 year degree. And I'll be lucky if I can find a damn job at all.




[As it is now, you'll be lucky to cross a street without drenching yourself in self-pitying drool.]




My House Wouldn't Be So Filthy




[And your body odor would be tolerable.]




The angels would not be weeping.




[The Jason Leopolds would not be leaping.]




...I would be sleeping better at night.




[Your constipation would be cured.]




Many of my friends and fellow citizens would still be alive in New Orleans




[Katrina would have swerved away from the Gulf Coast under a President Al Gore.]




The whole world would be a better place!




[The WHOLE UNIVERSE would be just hunky-dory!]




Social Security would be in a lock box safe from the pork stained hands of the Bushites.




[Would prosthetic crotch enhancers also be in that lock box?]




the after affects of the whore Katrina wouldnt have existed. Period.



[Katrina wouldn't have even existed. Period.]



California and the rest of the west wouldn't keep burning every year. We would have had systems installed to contain the fires or strips of land converted to be used as fire breaks or both.




[There would have been automatic sprinkler systems in the middle of the wilderness and FREE gumdrops for all!]



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DUmmies About To Experience Severe Case Of Wilson Freudenschade



The DUmmies are about to experience a really bad case of Freudenschade. Specifically, this case of Freudenschade has to do with the lawsuit that Joe and Valerie Wilson brought against Cheney, Rove, and Scooter Libby. What happened is that their REAL lawyers have given up on their lawsuit as hopeless as you can see in this Newswire STORY. As a result the Wilsons are now forced to rely on free volunteer lawyers and, believe me, you get what you pay for which in this case is nothing. Had there been some realistic chance that the Wilsons could have won their dopey lawsuit their REAL lawyers would have remained on the case. Meanwhile, the DUmmies seem to be unaware of the significance of this latest development as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony." So let us now watch the DUmmies unknowingly enter the Freudenschade Zone in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Wilsons trying to get a Fitzmas present via freebie legal services, is in the [brackets]:



Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony




[That should read, "FREEBIE Plame lawyer plans to force Cheney, Rove testimony."]



LOS ANGELES, Aug 15 (Reuters) - A lawyer plans to use a legal precedent that allowed President Bill Clinton to be sued while in office to force Vice President Dick Cheney and presidential adviser Karl Rove to testify in a lawsuit brought by former CIA operative Valerie Plame and her husband.

California attorney Joseph Cotchett said he will ask a federal court to order Cheney, his ex-chief of staff Lewis "Scooter" Libby and Rove to testify in depositions about their role in disclosing her classified status.

Cotchett, who took over as trial counsel in Plame's case on Tuesday, said legal precedent for whether Cheney and the others could claim legal immunity in the case comes, in part, from Paula Jones' sexual harassment case against Clinton.




[Cotchett took over on Tuesday because the Wilsons' REAL lawyers gave up on the lawsuit as HOPELESS.]




Good. Get the bastards under oath. About time. I've never seen such a bunch of slimy individuals who manage to duck testifying under oath.




[Break out that Freudenschade victory champagne bottle.]




We can only hope that the good guy lawyers are more skillful than the bad guy lawyers so that they can prove perjury, because there will be A LOT of that going on.




[The "good guy" lawyers SPLIT. Now the Wilsons are stuck with Freebie volunteer lawyers. You get what you pay for.]




I just want to get them under oath first. That hasn't happened yet - can you believe that??




[Why don't you ask the REAL lawyers who just quit the Wilson lawsuit?]




Wasn't Rove under oath to Fitzpatrick?




[Wasn't Rove indicted on May 12?]




oh please oh please oh please oh please ?!?!?




[Freudenschade, baby!]




BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Plame's lawyer is using the precedent that came out of the Paula Jones case, instigated and managed by the Republican slime machine, to go after Cheney and Rove! Ain't karma a bitch?




[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ain't Freudenschade a bitch?]



I hope it happens quick. I hope Fitz does something soon too.
We need some big boost before Nov.



[Don't you remember? Fitz indicted Karl Rove on May 12. Jason Leopold and William Rivers Pitt told us so.]



Payback Is Such A Bitch and these bitches have been asking for it for decades. This definitely calls for popcorn.




[And a bottle of Freudenschade victory champagne.]



I don't think the Wilson's are worried about any financial settlement, which will floor the DICK, because money seems to be his only way of dealing with problems.




[Neither are the current FREEBIE Wilson lawyers.]




Cheers Indeed!


Fantastic news!



[The inevitable DUmmie buildup to the ultimate Freudenschade Moment.]





It's things like this that make me believe in karma



[It's things like this that make me believe in Freudenschade.]




Hey, mods@ So where's our schadenfreude icon?




[I already provided you the APPROPRIATE Freudenschade icon up the top of this DUFU edition.]




Sweet irony.




[In more ways than one. Hee! Hee!]




It is amazing how things can come back full circle in life to end biting you in arse. Bwahhahahhhaa




[And speaking of sweet irony.... Bwahahahahahahaha.]




It is called Karma.




[And you are about to experience Karmatic Kickback in the arse in the form of Freudenschade.]




If nothing else this could tie the administration in knots until their term is over.




[The amazing thing here is that the DUmmies still seem complete UNAWARE that the REAL lawyers just gave up on the Wilson case as hopeless. DUhhhhhhhmmmmmies!]




The quicker this gets to court, the better!!




[And your Freudenschade Moment will be quick but painful.]



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"Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel"




Right from the get-go, the DUmmies were casting aspersions upon the veracity of the airlines bomb plot in the UK. And now they THINK they have "evidence." I placed "evidence" in quotes because for the DUmmies, evidence really means wild speculation as we shall see in this THREAD titled, "Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel." So let us now descend into the wacky world of tinfoil hat DUmmie conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing another dose of Lithium for the patient, is in the [brackets]:





Evidence Suggests Brit Liquid Bomb Plot was Directed by UK/Paki/US Intel




[Evidence suggests DUmmie mental facilities severely lacking.]




How can one speak of a "thwarted" plot when intelligence agents were an inherent part in leading the conspiracy from the very beginning?



[A DUmmie thinks that because we INFILTRATED the plotters that must mean we directed the plot.]




When you put the pieces together the following picture emerges about the liquid explosives conspiracy:




[The only picture that emerges is that DUmmies are once again spinning wild MIHOP theories.]



* It was first penetrated by Pakistani intelligence in May 2005.




[And this upsets you? I'm GLAD that group was penetrated.]




* British intelligence have been actively involved for more than a year.




[You would prefer they broke up the plotters from Day One without finding out the extent of the plot and WHO else was involved. DUhhhhhhmmmmmie!]




* U.S. intel having been first made aware of the surveillance operation for at least several months.




[And you would want the USA to put a halt to an ongoing intelligence operation?]




* The Bush Administration decided the timing of the arrests a few weeks ago.




[GASP! The plot was timed to stop BEFORE it happened. What a shocker there.]




That makes this terrorist conspiracy as much a conspiracy of state as it is a real terrorist plot.




[DUmmie logic at work here. An INFILTRATION of a terrorist group by an intelligence service is considered to be a part of the plot itself. DUhhhhhhmmmmie!]




Furthermore, the timing of the arrests, as the article immediately makes clear, was chosen for political reasons. That is simply an abuse of the intelligence process, one that should result in the cancellation of the security clearances of those US officials who interfered with what had been a UK and Pakistani counter-terrorism operation.




[The plotters were getting ready to make a TEST RUN of their plot on an air flight. You would prefer that we allowed them to enter an airline with explosive liquids? DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]




Do you think we'll ever get the TRUTH out of this?



[Not in DUmmieland, that's for sure.]




I'd like to learn who the infiltrators are.




[Secret Rovian Agents.]




The infiltrators are as much "terrorists" by definition
as the terrorist suspects are. It seems like their job is not to thwart terrorism and potential terrorist groups, but to focus and enhance the terror to get the maximum public reaction. That's "terrorism" in my book.




[DUhhhhhhmmmmmie! In order to infiltrate a terrorist group you have to ACT like terrorists. You can't successfully do that by appearing as some sort of mild Presbyterian.]




Sons of the guys doing the infiltrating of groups in the 60s
Sons of the body, sons of the heart or sons-of-bitches, it is all the SSDD. Same far right wing 'law and order' types who will not respect the law in their pursuit of power and control. Deja vue all over again for those of us old enough to recall the Pigs v the Radicals in the US in the 60s. Infiltrating is how is how it is done when they want to disrupt/discredit.




[Yeah. Those Islamo-Fascist groups only act like terrorists because they are inspired to do so by the sons of COINTELPRO agents of the 60s. DUhhhhhhhmmmmmie!]




Read Le Carre "Absolute Friends" for the how and why of this sort of false flag operation.




[That's fiction, right?]




Those guys were set up to be a prop for Republican reelection efforts.




[Terrorists as mere patsies of a Perfect Rovian Plot.]



Rupert Murdoch is in there somewhere




[Don't forget Roger Ailes.]




Were the arrests timed to drown out news coverage of Lamont victory?




[Of course! Now lay back and enjoy your electro-shock treatment.]




I watched that the other day and was overwhelmed with fear. fear that these current scumbags will no doubt attack us once more then declaring Martial Law, suspend the 06' elections and continue on with their agenda, "Global Conquest and Rule" scary shit.. Hope the Mexicans join us and Canadians in out effort to take back North America..




[How about if we just suspend your tricycle license?]




What the f*ck kind of bullsh*t are they trying to pull on us? Every day I trust these f*ckers less. From the first I heard of this, I havce suspected that it is just bullshit.




[Congratulations on being a paranoid conspiracy theorist from the get-go.]




This is... business as usual for the perma-war/terror/fear state. It has been going on for decades. Invent a bogeymen, fund him, then kill him. All accompanied with rhetorical flourishes and fawning media attention. But to even suggest such things, even though the record is clear, is to be group-scorned as a conspiracy nut.




[Now why would anyone want to scorn you as a conspiracy nut?]




These SOB's make me sick and they should fry for what they've done.




[Of course, this DUmmie is referring to the EVIL Bush Regime, NOT the terrorists.]




So Rove did have a say in the timing of this!




[Wild DUmmie speculation based on nothing proved that beyond a doubt.]




Nah. Surveillance and tracking is not collusion or conspiracy.
It's the intelligence agency's job. You may be misreading the msnbc and cnn reports. I don't see any suggestion of a conspiracy at all.




[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




Read the discussion at the thread following the DKOS crosspost.




[Thanx for the heads up. That might be the topic of my next DUFU edition.]



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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

DUmmies ENRAGED At Existence Of Green Party



Remember all the DUmmie blather about how they are oh so tolerant of diverse opinions? Well, that is in theory only. In actual fact the DUmmies even hate fellow leftwingers if they think it hurts their own Democrats which explains their desperation to keep the Green Party off the ballots wherever they might threaten to appear. The anti-Green rage of the DUmmies can be seen in this THREAD "eloquently" titled, "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKIN GREENS ON THESE MOTHERF*CKIN BALLOTS!" If the Greens upset the DUmmies so much then I ENCOURAGE the Greens to get on the election ballots wherever possible. So remember, my fellow vicious rightwingers, NEVER show antagonism towards the misguided Greens. Yes, their leftist politics are bizarre but their saving grace is that they cause DUmmies to go berserk. Therefore nourish them in the fertile soil of TRUE Democracy. It will make DUmmies go over the edge as here in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, munching on bean sprouts and granola bars in solidarity with the Greens, is in the [brackets]:





I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKIN GREENS ON THESE MOTHERF*CKIN BALLOTS!




[So does that mean you don't like the Greens?]




How about you?




[Other than having weird food habits and a general lack of personal hygiene, the Greens don't really bother me too much. Actually their stock has gone up in my eyes since they make you so enraged by their very existence.]




Green Party: a vehicle for rich liberals to feel good about themselves




[DUmmieland: a vehicle for lazy liberals to feel good about themselves.]




What was even more nauseating was how I could NOT get through to these people. They thought it was far more important to split the liberal/progressive vote on some marginal candidate who had NO realistic chance of winning - only spoiling an otherwise possible victory for a Democrat. As long as we have ONLY TWO realistic, major, mainstream political parties pitted against each other, then we just have to cope with, and make the most of, limited options - and be okay with it. Which means it's gotta be either the bad guys OR us. There is NO ROOM for any of this "send a message" crap.




[A DUmmie plea to PURGE the voting rights of Greens.]




Well I consider a pro-life, anti-gay marriage Democrat to be no better than a Republican anyway so I can understand support for the Green candidate. I probably would be taking a hard look at the alternative at Casey if I lived in PA also. I am not a Green by any means but I don't need another Joe Lieberman/Zell Miller in office so when we get more progressive from within he can side with Republicans and bitch about us taking his party away from him.




[Uh-Oh! This doesn't sound good for Casey as is reflected in the latest polls.]




Casey is not that horrible




[Great campaign slogan there. May I place it on a bumper sticker?]




We can't complain about repuke voter intimidation and vote suppression and election fraud, and then turn around and want to deny access parties access to the ballot because we don't like them and/or don't want people to vote for them.





[Expect a green tombstone soon.]



I wish there were some ultra-rightwing, non-GOP party to split their vote




[Ever hear of Libertarians?]




NADER WAS A REPUBLICAN OPERATIVE!




[A Perfect Rovian Agent.]




you can say whatever you want..but i as a floridian..know he stole my state for *..




[Nader stole Florida? Isn't that a felony?]




now is too late..we are on the doorstep of a fascist state..and have lost our liberites because of nader and little lord pissy pants..and many greens are still being played and used and they are f*cking this nation by their ignorance!




[Time to break out the Guy Fawkes masks!]




I despise Green Party candidates. I know, technically they have the right to run for office if they want, but let's face it; they don't want to hold office they just want to run, lose, and make a lot of money in the process.




[Would you mind explaining the economic theory of how you earn oodles of cash by losing an election?]




Shit, Inspect Every One Of Those F*ckers Signatures. That Stupid F*ck Is just going help Santorum stay competitive in the race. God I can't stand the f*ckin greens running against Dems this November.




[GO GREENS! I LOVE the way you piss off the DUmmies!]



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More DUmmie "V For Vendetta" Frenzy



When I openly mocked the DUmmie passion for the V For Vendetta fantasy in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, little did I realize how SERIOUSLY those D For DUmmies take that movie. Today, I found two MORE DUmmie threads about V For Vendetta. Obviously the DUmmies are not shy about making complete fools of themselves in grand style as you can see in this THREAD hilariously titled, "Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?" In addition, the Inner DUmmie Film Critic made its appearance in this THREAD titled, "Anybody watch 'V' for vendetta...." So let us now take a trip to Fantasyland and watch the DUmmies once again divorce themselves from reality in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, prescribing the DUmmies some V For Vicodin, is in the [brackets]:



Why NOT march on the WH wearing V for Vendetta masks?




[Why not deliver that laugh line from the stage of the Laugh Factory? (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]




Saw it again this weekend. What say you all to a march in D.C.? Let's just make sure we pick a weekend when the smirkboy is home.




[And don't forget to quack "DUAC! DUAC!" while wearing those dopey Guy Fawkes costumes.]




I don't believe in taunting the paranoid. Off them, instead.




[You'll make us DIE laughing.]




don't they have laws now about wearing masks in public? i know you can't use a cell phone in a bank now . . . .




[Yeah, that's the ticket. Walk into a bank wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. I'll be sure to watch the comedy show that night when the TV news broadcasts your arrest caught on the bank video camera.]



Because most people in this country don't know who Guy Fawkes is. It would be just a bunch of people wearing strange looking masks.



[A bunch of DUmmies wearing dopey masks.]



I expect to see the whole costume for Halloween.




[Now I know how to dress up as a clueless DUmmie for Halloween.]



Too far for me to join you but a brilliant idea nevertheless. Would sure punch a real message home to the WH and given sufficient news coverage might also get through to some of your complacent population.



[Do it! Do it! DO IT!!! The world needs to see what a bunch of loser shmoes the DUmmies are.]



I'd prefer pajamas, slippers, bathrobes and coffee mugs. It is the Blogbarian Pajama Brigade that needs to storm the gates, not creepy folks in masks.




[And don't forget to wear your underpants over your head.]




I know but my organizational skills are limited.
However a thousand blogbarians marching in formation down pennsylvania ave would be quite the theater event. Perhaps even the MSM could not keep that off the air. It is the mellow non threatening revision of the black bloc - tuned up to changing times, drawing people into the comfort of pjs and bathrobes and the morning cup. Not your threatening anarchist youths, but YOU - yes you there in your pjs, wondering why the world has gone so wrong - we are you and we are going to turn the asshats out!




[Please! Please! PLEASE march down Pennsylvania in your pjs! Then you can finish off your day with impassioned speeches from the stage of the Laugh Factory. (Remember that plug, Jamie Masada.)]





How about march on the WH with Constitution placards?





[How about march on the WH with placards that say, "I'm wif stoopid!"]




Imagine if we had a million person march on the White House with many wearing shirts and carrying signs with the "V" emblem on them because it would carry a double meaning. The idea of a march is great.




[Imagine you are on the planet Altari surrounded by Munchkins.]




Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to Gitmo for forever and a day.




[Free, all expense paid, one-way trip to FUnnie Farm for forever and a day.]




DU is More About Bitching, Less About Doing.. I have a few times posted Action Items and been told (Sometimes due to total lack of posts) that DU is more an arm-chair anger, not the do something anger...




[DUAC! DUAC!]



Unlike the Norsefire soldiers in that movie... I think Bush's security detail would have no problem firing at us at all.




[Were Tooth Fairies also in that movie? And now to JOIN the DUmmie film critics...]




Anybody watch "V" for vendetta....




[I will...when it appears on the Comedy Channel.]




What did you think about it? Post United States.




["Post" United States? Once again, DUmmie hope springs eternal.]



When I first saw it in theaters I wondered how long before it becomes banned and Larry and Andy wind up in Gitmo.




[Where they would be tortured with air conditioning and force fed orange glazed chicken and rice pilaf.]




I've watched it three times and like it more each time. Lots of lessons for today.




[Great way to learn comedy. It should be helpful for your Laugh Factory act. (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]




The Wachowski bros. have a better grasp of what's going on than many of us do methinks.




[Especially Larry Wachowski. I love this quote about him in the ROLLING STONE: "Ilsa took him to a party about a year ago dressed as a woman, and he was stunning from the neck down."]




I wish we had such a freedom fighter amongst us today.
I know this for sure: We will all have to face a great deal more of "black bagging", torture, loss of loved ones, and fear, before the blind among us are awakened to the horrors they have allowed.




[Maybe you should borrow Larry Wachowski's "stunning" dress to go with your dopey Guy Fawkes mask.]




Saw it at the theaters and bloody cheered!! Its a road the we are on and the movie will become a reality of we dont stop them before its too late. I also bought it the day it came out on DVD, Amazon had the 2 disc set for under 20 bucks.




[Big deal. I happen to own a set of "V For Vendetta" plastic soda cups.]




we're just one more repuke wack job and an engineered "terrorist" event involving a virus or other biohazard (avian flu? anthrax?) away from a "post-USA" reality.




[And you're just one lapsed brain cell synapse away from "post-reality" institutionalization.]




My son told me yesterday that he rented it and loved it. Even though he's seen it, he says he's going to buy the DVD, because he wants to support the ones who made it. He believes in supporting those who speak the truth.



[Great! Now Larry Wachowski can afford to buy a new "stunning" dress.]



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Monday, August 14, 2006

DUmmies Enter "V For Vendetta" Fantasy Zone



Stand by for some really great laughs on Sunday, November 5. Some Dummies, taking their cue from the movie, V For Vendetta, are actually planning to gather in front of public buildings around the country wearing dopey Guy Fawkes masks as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Remember, remember the 5th of November....". Yeah, that's just the ticket, DUmmies. Leading into the midterm elections, make complete FOOLS of yourselves. This doesn't totally surprise me since the DUmmies instantly took to this fantasy flick in which Britain is ruled by an EVIL rightwing regime. The DUmmies have fantasized themselves in the masked hero's role in opposing that regime (which they have transferred to the EVIL Bush regime). So let us now watch the DUmmies once again make laughingstocks of themselves in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking for a V For Vendetta Halloween costume at the Dollar Store, is in the [brackets]:




"Remember, remember the 5th of November...."




[I'm already getting ready with the popcorn and soda. Will you be appearing at the Laugh Factory? (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]




Last night, I finally got around to seeing the copy of V for Vendetta that I bought a while back. As the movie credits rolled at the end, I checked the calendar and noted that Guy Fawkes Day falls this year on the Sunday before Election Day. That got me thinking....




[Did you also check the calendar for your next appointment date with your Shrink?]




Imagine: At the same time around the country -- say, noon Eastern Time -- men and women assembling before federal buildings, county court houses and legislative buildings, even Congress in the District of Columbia. All are dressed in black and wearing Guy Fawkes masks. They stand in silent vigil for a time, then disperse.




[Make it a DUAC project. DUAC! DUAC! And you really are DUACky.]




The message, I think, would be clear: we are tired of the government attempts at terrorizing the people. We are tired of the ruling party's use of fear and bigotry to cow us. We are no longer buying in to the claims that wiretaps and prohibitions on freedom are all "for our own protection." And we are putting the government on notice that we are empowered to take action in the elections in two days.



[We are tired of being taken seriously. And we are putting the government on notice that we are sanity challenged.]



Thoughts?




[Yeah. Check out standup night at the Laugh Factory. (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]




go for it!




[Translation: YOU go for it. I'll be watching you make fools of yourselves from my basement computer monitor.]




Make your own mask...





[Naw. Easier to pick one up at the Dollar Store.]




Halloween is only the week before. I expect the masks will be inexpensive and very readily available.




[Yeah, you can also pick up a Tinkerbell mask for tinkling that Pixie Dust all over yourselves.]




World Can't Wait is organizing a day of repudiation and
resistance for October 5.




[And the Laugh Factory is organizing a day of laughter and mockery for September 5. (Remember that plug, Jamie Masada.)]




Guy Fawkes represents terrorism so I'd be against that.




[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




By that logic our founding fathers were terrorists. Our founding fathers used what England considered terrorist acts (dumping tea in the harbor, for example) in the lead-up to the American Revolution in order to break the chains of oppression.




[Is that you, Brian Williams?]




Not terrorism. The group of Catholics behind Guy Fawkes, who was a mercenary more than an ideolouge, planned on destroying the entire English government in one fell swoop, making it more of a coup attempt than a terrorist attack. And not one without reason, as the English government of the day strongly persecuted all religous minorities, especially Catholics.




[So will you be Guy Fawkes from the historical past or from the fantasy V For Vendetta future?]




It was more a cry for help... than an actual coup, as James' government would likely not have immidiately been replaced by a Catholic monarch. Fawkes and his comrades were trying to do something big to get the Catholic countries of Europe, especially Spain, involved in returning Britain to Catholicism.



[A much more likely scenario than returning DUmmies to sanity.]




At least 65% of the country have no idea who Guy Fawkes is and why someone would wear his mask.




[Folks will just think that you are just a bunch of losers who were late for Halloween.]




Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, twas his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By God's mercy he was catched
With a dark lantern and lighted match.
Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the King.



[Laughter boys, laughter boys, Fantasy Fling
Laughter boys, laughter boys, Let Insanity Sing.]




A press release, then. One that will REALLY drive home the message. Then include a paragraph or two that the central message of the movie was about reawakening hope in a people that had been brutally repressed by a fascist one party state and not about blowing things up.




[Or, better yet, issue your explanation from the stage of the Laugh Factory. (Remember this plug, Jamie Masada.)]




And the majority in the country will ask... "Why are people wearing those strange looking masks?"




[And the majority in the country will ask... "Who are those morons looking like shmucks?"]




It would be taken out of context, and ridiculed.



[Earth to DUmmieland---It ALREADY is being ridiculed.]



I understand what you are saying, but... the media, especially O'Reilly and Limbaugh, as well as the less out-and-out GOP partisans such as Chris Matthews will always find some way to ridicule us. It would be a full-time, not to mention fruitless, occupation trying to avoid ridicule from the corporate media.




[And from the DUmmie FUnnies.]



Good point. We can always expect them to say nasty things about us. They keep trying to make us into hippies, when the reality of the situation is we represent mainstream America. I just think it's more difficult to marginalize us when we take to the streets looking professional, not that they still won't try. I just keep thinking back to those people who dressed up in the turtle outfits at Seattle. I never heard from the media why they dressed up that way, but I saw photos of them in every outlet, almost always accompanied by some mocking tag line.




[ATTACK OF THE TURTLE PEOPLE! Now appearing at the Laugh Factory. (Remember that plug, Jamie Masada.)]



How about assembling without the masks? When it comes to analogies from films, I always dug that scene in A Bug's Life with the grasshopper explaining the power of the masses.




[So wear a pair of antennae while explaining the power of the asses.]




how about... assembling with Lincoln masks? or Jefferson? or Washington? y'know, a founding fathers tribute... The point of the masks in the movie (and in reality) is to hide the identities of the protesters so that they are seen as a MASS MOVEMENT. I think it would also help with the current police taping of protests... if everyone is wearing a mask, focusing the camera on maskwearers and other "suspicious" individuals wouldn't be very effective. That being said, it would be awfully easy to infiltrate a masked army...




[I plan on infiltrating while wearing my Li'l Beaver mask.]



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Friday, August 11, 2006

DUmmies Bemoan Their Stolen Fitzmas



Oh, it was such a great jubilee on the second weekend of May. At long last, after years and years and years of WAITING, the DUmmies FINALLY scored a victory. Yes, William Rivers Pitt (notable in this thread by his ABSENCE) dramatically announced that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on Friday, May 12. Out popped the champagne bottles as the DUmmies celebrated in mass GLEE! After all it was a DONE DEAL. TruthOut and Pied Piper Pitt GUARANTEED that the indictment had already happened. Freudenschade, baby!

And then a strange thing happened---nothing. No other news source confirmed this story. Days passed. Even 24 business hours came and went. NOTHING. A few skeptical DUmmies started casting aspersions upon Pied Piper Pitt and his chief correspondent, Jason Leopold. Other DUmmies still held out hope that maybe they had just gotten ahead of the news cycle as the TruthOut Fashion Photographer lamely explained. Finally, exactly a month after the Rove "indictment," Rove's lawyer (and purveyor of the most famous cat stools in the country) announced that his client had been informed by Patrick Fitzgerald that he would NOT be indicted. Yes, the DUmmies were hoping for a Merry Fitzmas and all they got was a broken down Scooter (which has to be returned when his charges are ultimately dropped).

However, just as Linus is still waiting for the arrival of the Great Pumpkin, a few DUmmies are still wondering when Fitzmas will come as you can see in this forlorn
THREAD titled, "Is Fitzmas waiting for Christmas? What's Up with Fitz?" So let us now watch the DUmmies bemoan their Stolen Fitzmas Past in Bolshevik Red while commentary of your humble correspondent, acting as the Fitzmas Party Pooper, is in the [brackets]:



Is Fitzmas waiting for Christmas? What's Up with Fitz?




[Will the Great Pumpkin ever arrive? What's Up with the Great Pumpkin?]




How much longer must we wait or is he done?




[Fitzmas will arrive the day after the Great Pumpkin makes his appearance.]




I didn't know we were still waiting for something. I figure it's over until the trial. If there is a trial.




[There might not even be a pre-trial.]




Did he pack his bags ? Is he still "working" on anything connected to the issues? What about Cheney?




[Cheney is busy following Shakespeare's suggestion: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."]




Cover-up is complete. Fitz is ignoring the crimes and prosecuting a lie.




[The Perfect Rovian Sleeper Agent.]




Fitzmas was never coming. He's one of their "good guys" who's on a long leash. But it's still a leash. Good show, old boy. Good show.




[Good show, old boy. Rove over, like a good lapdog.]




We must be able to find a Superman that will rescue us from BushCO.




[Here comes Jason Leopold to SAVE THE DAY!]




We can only hope that he will have his day in court with Libby, Cheney, and a cast of thousands.




[That court is located in the Fifth Dimension.]




The tentacles of BFEE reach far and wide and there is lots of disinfo and smoke and mirrors to obfuscate what's really going on. I don't blame your indignance either. I hoped and believed in Fitz for a long time. But the more I read, the more it seems clear to me that Bushco has the last word on anything he does. Limited hangout is the best we will get, as usual.




[Fitz was but one tiny suction cup on those mighty BFEE tentacles.]




What is it that you think he's been promised in return?
This is a guy who continues doing a job that one of the terrorists he prosecuted threatened to blow his car up, with him in it. What exactly could the Bush administration promise him that would buy his acquiescence? He doesn't want to run for political office. The GOP approached him to run against Obama, for instance; he told them NO. He doesn't want to work for a private firm. He's chosen to continue doing the job he does because he loves it. Does anyone here, for one freaking minute, believe that he hasn't had better (and MUCH more lucrative,) offers from private firms? It is hard for me to believe that love the job or not, he would sell his soul to make them happy. Ultimately, that's exactly what would happen. He's not built the same as the Bushies. I'm sure every contact with him is excruciating for all of them, because in their world, integrity and dedication to the truth are character flaws.




[Fitz sold out for a bowl of Nachos. Hey, wouldn't you?]




We are having a tough time rescuing ourselves when GW and the RepubliCONS own the Supreme Court/Congress/Media/Corporate America and everything else.




[We own ALL your toilet stalls!!!]




We can't depend on one person to be our savior.




[How about Jesus H. Pitt?]




Scooter is gonna walk, and NOBODY will face justice.



[And it WON'T be a frogwalk.]



Those who actually keep up on the case would know that Patrick Fitzgerald is charging crimes that he could actually win a conviction on.




[Yeah, Fitzgerald is building up a solid case based on jaywalking charges against Cheney.]




I just get sick of the rollercoaster ride, the love/hate relationship, and the stamping of the feet like a little kid not getting a new toy.




[And speaking of Fitzmas toys, it looks like you're going to have to return that broken down Scooter.]




You didn't get Fitzmas, you got Fitzed in the ass.




[And somewhere in Cyberspace, you just brought a smile to Ben Burch's face.]




he's at the country club golfing with the other repukes




[I denounce that slimey smear! Fitz is at the country club playing TENNIS with the other repukes.]




24 Business Hours isn't up yet.




[You are just 24 Business Hours ahead of the News Cycle.]




I was thinking he got caught up in Hoaxmas as well




[It's nice to know you read the DUmmie FUnnies but everytime you type out "Hoaxmas," you have to send me a royalty payment for originating that term.]




He's done. There is no Fitzmas. He's indicted Libby. The smokescreen put forth by Libby and Rove and company, together with the difficulty of prosecuting the underlying offense, means that Fitzgerald can go no further. He will try Libby for the offenses charged, and the matter will be closed. Stop waiting for the Messiah. He ain't coming.




[I think I see Jesus H. Pitt just on the other side of the Great Pumpkin Patch.]




He's slowed down since that May 12 indictment of Rove.




[That's because Fitz is resting on his laurels. When he saw in TruthOut that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, he figured his job was done.]




One comment I saw from John Dean was interesting. He said that Fitzgerald's investigation was like the first Watergate investigation in that it was too narrow, and bound to only get a few minor fish. But it has also been said by others that Fitz has integrity, and is not partisan. The GOP sure treated him badly enough, trying to smear him and such.




[I'm more interested in what Jimmy Dean said which was that the Fitzmas investigation was like grinding up meat for his sausages.]




Fitz has left the building. I read that the grand jury has already been dismissed.




[They were getting tired of being cooped up on the fourth floor of Patton-Boggs.]




Jason, find the key to the 4th floor, will ya! The man wants to go home and see his family. Geez, he's been locked up there since, what, May 12th????????




[Jason Leopold must first consult his hostage negotiator---Pied Piper Pitt. It all depends on the Bukowski Boy to obtain their release from the 4th floor. He thinks it can be done within 24 business hours...unless Robert Luskin's vet needs another cat stool.]



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Daily Kos KOmmies Accuse Republicans Of Playing Terror Politics



As we saw in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies at the Democrat Underground were naming Rove, Bush, and Blair as being behind the UK air terror plot. And now the Daily Kos KOmmies are claiming that the EVIL Republicans are using this terror plot to play petty partisan politics. And what is the source of their phony outrage? One UNATTRIBUTED quote as reported by that "unbiased" news outlet, Agence France-Presse. Yeah, that's right. Base your TOTAL outrage on an unknown source from a FRENCH news agency. Right now Reuters is being exposed for using phony doctored photos. However, it is much easier to doctor (or just make up) news quotes, especially when the source of the quote is unnamed. And upon this dubious source, the KOmmies have built their edifice of outrage as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Playing politics with terror," which was posted by the Head KOmmie, Kos, himself. So let us now watch the KOmmie outrage over supposed Republican playing of politics based on NOTHING but one lone unattributable quote from a dubious source in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that it is much easier to "photoshop" an unnamed quote than a photograph, is in the [brackets]:



Playing politics with terror




[You mean like the DUmmies were constantly doing YESTERDAY?]




"Weeks before September 11th, this is going to play big," said another White House official, who also spoke on condition of not being named, adding that some Democratic candidates won't "look as appealing" under the circumstances.




[Isn't that convenient? A "White House official" gives a quote making Republicans looking bad to one Olivier Knox, a correspondent for Agence France-Presse. Equally convenient is that the source of this quote has not been named. So go ahead and build a HUGE flame of outrage based on this dubious source.]




These guys high-five each other when terrorism rears its ugly head.

They should really temper their glee.

But really, this is the reason they've shown no interest in truly fighting terrorists. They need Osama Bin Laden as much as OBL needs the Republicans. It's all they've got.




[And Head KOmmie Kos is ACCUSING the Republicans of playing terror politics after claiming that the Republicans and Osama Bin Laden are working in cahoots? Let us now hear more phony outrage from his fellow KOmmies...]




Lieberman/Lamont post primary poll




[LOL! Head KOmmie Kos accuses Republicans of playing politics with the terror alert and the very FIRST KOmmie post out of the starting gate is about a political poll.]




During the 2004 elections the terror alert was raised on a weekly basis. I don't remember the terror alert being raised even once last year or this year. They play politics with terror. How f*cking disgusting.




[Oh yes. I well remember how the Leftists accuse the EVIL Bush Regime of planting that OBL tape just before the 2004 election.]




This Was the Start of the Election Season. They raise the terror level each election to signal the start of the race. It's kind of like the opening flag




[Right now I have a tough time trying to figure out who are bigger idiots---DUmmies or KOmmies?]




What kind of October Surprise/bloodbath will we be subjected to if it looks like the Democrats will take back the whole Congress in November?




[The terror alert will be raised from just Red to Bolshevik Red.]




I am almost finished watching V for Vendetta right now. Oh, the parallels...



[A KOmmie who gets his political education from a fantasy movie.]



I agree with your point -- even if the threat is real it is being shamelessly misused for political purposes.




[...by the DUmmies and KOmmies.]




GOP is not fighting terrorism. They're rather non-plussed. They use it to their advantage politically, and for their quest at achieveing an empire in the oil fields.




[You mean EVIL empire as in Bush Family EVIL Empire.]




I'm watching MSNBC for the first time in months and let me tell you it's all terror all the time. The dems better have a strong and uniform counter narrative




[Thanx for proving that for the KOmmies this is ALL about politics.]




If Ned Lamont puts up a Democratic version of Ronald Reagan's 'Morning in America' commercial... and keeps hammering home that he is a truly a national security Democrat because he will not surrender his brain to thinktank talking points and that he is a man who doesn't give a damn what Republicans think about Democrats, Lieberman is doomed.





[What was that you were complaining about the Republicans playing politics with terror?]



They got another one today when we caved in and found yet another thing to prohibit on planes. Every time we lose a liberty, they win another battle. They've got the phone victory (now we tap phones without warrants), the e-mail victory (now we spy on e-mail), the bank-transfer victory (now our bank records aren't private), the stocking-feet victory (no shoes to get through the metal scanners)--they've won just about every battle. They are rolling up western civilization like a carpet!




[A KOmmie proposes that forbidding liquids on airlines is a Republican victory. So who's playing politics with terror here?]




I have to tell you, Daily Kos today has been moronic at times.




[And this KOmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]




What kind of soulless ghouls play politics with terror?




[Why don't you ask the souless ghoulish KOmmies and DUmmies?]




I really F*CKING HATE IT when the GOP abuses the memory of the dead for political purposes. Nothing gets my blood boiling more than those f*ckers whenever they mention September 11.



[Acually you hate ANY mention of September 11. You would prefer we just forget about it and WHO caused it (assuming you don't buy into the popular Leftist conspiracy theory of MIHOP---Bush caused it).]



Did any one notice Bush essentially blaming the plot on "Islamic fascists" long before any concrete information as to the plotter's identities has been revealed?




[You mean the terrorists were really Presbyterians?]




The Bu$h gang has cried wolf too may times. I'm afraid OBL and his Islamic fascist gang might really help their allies in the Christian Fascist party once known as the GOP by attacking us again this fall right before the election. The 2004 surprise Video the fri. before the election was as we all now know and many of knew then a ploy to help Herr Bu$h get re-elected. These two are like the two sides of the same coin.




[A Moonbat in full flight from reality in KOmmieland.]




As to Osama, he is Bush's Emmanuel Goldstein. He fulfils the same office as 1984's arch enemy. Often sought, never caught, trotted out to focus the people lest they should start questioning the government and the endleess war. Reread 1984. It will bring what is going on into sharp perspective. As to Osama, I've often thought he is probably playing poker with Cheney in an undisclosed location.




[WRONG! Osama is hunting quail with Cheney and other big money Republican campaign contributors on a private reserve in Texas.]




There is nothing they'd like more than a "contained" terrorist attack that would allow them to bluster and blow at how well they respond and how puny the Democrats are. And any argument that "this happened twice on your watch" would be labeled politicizing at a time of national crises. Games, games and more games. That's all they have to offer. Propaganda and playing games with people's lives. You want to talk about "cut and run" politics? You want to talk about what's patriotic and what cowardice is? You want to talk about caring about the safety of the American people as opposed to trash issues that won't mean a rat's ass if thousands of people are killed? The neo-con Rethugs and their ilk are worse than despicable. I only hope they are exposed for what they really are and that the American people, someday, are told the truth. The whole truth.





[At least YOU are being exposed for what YOU really are right here in the DUmmie FUnnies.]



Maybe, it's JUST a coincidence but yesterday one of BIG brother's top guys loses and the next Big raises the Terror alert to RED! OBL sure is playing us like a cheap flute. With Bu$h and Cheney doing all the heavy lifting for him. You have to hand it to OBL he's almost destroyed us with a few cheap razor cutters and his fascist friends in the WH. Is it a coincidence that both these men support similar goals as well? Theocratic forms of world fascism?




[Since you're into 1984 references, you need to refer to OBL as Osama Bin Goldstein.]




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Thursday, August 10, 2006

DUmmies Blame THEIR Usual Suspects In UK Plane Terror Plot



The British break up a terror plot to blow up planes flying out of Heathrow Airport and who do the DUmmies blame as the instigators? Not the actual Islamofascist plotters of course, Instead the DUmmies blame THEIR usual suspects---Karl Rove, George Bush, and Tony Blair as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Brits break up a Bomb plot for Airplane heading to America," and this THREAD titled, "BBC: 'Plot to blow up planes' foiled." However, are you really so shocked by this complete DUmmie divorce from reality? No, this is just par for the leftist course. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame Rove, Bush, Blair for this plot in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching yet another excursion into the Alternate Reality, is in the [brackets]:



Breaking News Brits break up a Bomb plot for Airplane heading to America




[Rove, Bush, Blair Blamed.]




CNN claims a plot to blow planes out of the Air heading to America was stopped. No more details




[Don't worry. The DUmmies will fill in the details from their fervid imaginations based, of course, on NO EVIDENCE.]




I don't know if Brits are backing Rove plans




[DING! DING! DING! And we have a DUmmie post assigning blame to Karl Rove right out of the starting gate!]




BLAIR IS-- he is Rove and the Chimp's total POODLE




[And in true form there is total DUmmie neglect of assigning blame to the Islamofascist terrorists themselves.]





I got yer detail right here... The GOP is getting its clock cleaned, so BushCo needed to whip up some terra to get us back into line.




[Yes, this was all a "BushCo" plot according to the DUmmie Alternate Reality.]




Expect more of these "reports" in the lead up to the mid-terms!




[So maybe we can assign the DUmmies to fly exclusively with the Islamofascist suspects since they seem to fear the EVIL Republicans more?]




* has painted bulls eyes on all Americans backs ..remember that!!

* has put us all in danger!!

he has made us the most hated nation!

don't forget that!! and make sure you tell everyone you know that!

he has put all our lives in jeopardy!

fly




[YOU fly with the Islamofascist terrorists since you feel more comfortable with them than with "*".]




Blair gift to Bush? An obvious three coil steamer. Total BS. ....




[DUmmies can't get themselves to believe that the Islamofascist terrorists mean us any harm.]




When will the rest of the world send. Blair and Bush to the Hague. I can't take any more of this crap. Of course Poodle's parliament was about to convene to kick his sorry ass out and W has election. What will they not do to keep power while they slaughter innocents across the planet.




[This from the same DUmmies constantly screeching about removing the poor terrorists from Gitmo.]






I am beyond mad this morning, so I apologize in advance for bad language But I am in full-on rant mode, and I'm super pissed.

I keep hearing people on the news, being interviewed in our local airport, saying they're just glad we've been protected. Well, fuck the brand of protection given to us by our governments. I, FOR ONE, WOULD RATHER BE COMFORTABLE ON A FLIGHT THAN "PROTECTED." Would someone please prove to me that all the ridiculous security measures we have suffered through and continue to suffer through (and whatever new security measures they'll think up in the future) have actually done anything real to protect me?

My husband's on the phone with his family in England right now. Everybody was planning on coming here soon for a big two week holiday. We were going to have a blast. Now, my sister-in-law will probably have to stay home. Why? She has a baby. And she's been told that she can only carry a limited amount of formula/milk, and only the diapers and wipes that she can carry on her person. What the f*ck? Does no one have any common sense anymore? I'm going to look for online stores where the whole family can order cargo pants, reporter's vests, etc., so they can wear them on board and stuff themselves with baby gear.


My MIL said that they're being told that this may last only a week or so. I say don't bet on it. As long as the Bush/Blair administrations are getting political leverage from it, it will stick. It will quietly stop when either poll numbers get too low, or when the airlines start raising hell because they're losing too much business because passengers have said enough's enough, we won't be treated like animals.

Well, sorry it was rambling, but thanks for letting me VENT!!!!!




[You're welcome...and an emergency team of mental health professionals are on their way to your home at this very moment.]



I'm just about to lose it. I can't take it anymore

Round the clock...sixy minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year non stop fucking terror.

bush--terror--terror--blair terror--more terror-- AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGCCCCCCHHHH!!

Please please please God, give us Democrats in 3 months. Nothing but DEMOCRATS!!!!! Just stop whatever you're doing and pay attention.


I am having to restrain myself from throwing my television out the window.



[And could you follow that television out the window for an encore? And for another encore we go to this reality challenged THREAD...]




BBC: 'Plot to blow up planes' foiled




[Meanwhile the DUmmies return to sanity foiled.]




Have to keep the Sheep Afraid.




[Have to keep the DUmmies Stupid.]




It is reminding me of V for Vendetta. the TV station blasting all of the terra alerts over and over.




[A DUmmie who basis his reality on a divorced from reality movie plot.]




It won't be the war criminal Tony Blair that will get his ass blown up. it will be innocent people that are being put at risk by the folly of the Blair government.




[Shame on you for not also mentioning Rove and Bush.]




'plot' ??? i'm dubious. i'm betting this is gonna turn out to be another 'thought criminal' case.




[Or a 'thought dummie' case.]





I wish pepole would stop being so skeptical. You know,it might have been the real thing. You know,one of these days we are gonna cry foul and.............. I can understand that doubting of bush and blair. But.........




[But........ Your tombstoning ceremony will commence immediately.]




It's more to do with Blair trying to use the same tactics the neocons use on America: keep the populace in a permanent state of fear to drown out any critical thinking.




[Obviously ANY kind of thinking on your part has been drowned out.]




Tony Blair's ass is on fire for being America's dogtail - as they like to call it in the UK. Stories like this are sponsored by his government and are planned way ahead and are designed for times like this to distract people from what's really going on and to try and cover his ass.



[And your critical thinking is up your ass.]




Exactly, Why NOW. Why is this major disruption being discussed NOW. What else is going on? This sounds lke another Bush diversion tactic...Get the media to discuss terror, because there is something else that they don't want us discussing. Bait & Switch technique.




[Could I switch your brain for a pet rock?]





While it may be fashionable to believe everything is a lie
if it originated from government sources, Scotland Yard doesn't simply hype news.




[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




Well... Rove did tell Lieberman GW wanted to help anyway he could.




[Thanx for returning this DUmmie discussion back to its normal level of insanity.]



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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

DUFU Podcast 007 (Shocking Personal Revelation II)




This is the dramatic conclusion of my SHOCKING Personal Revelation. Listen to this PODCAST for the gruesome details...but only if you dare.

If you missed Part I of this SHOCKING Personal Revelation, you can listen to it HERE.


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Leftists NOT Magnanimous In Victory Over Lieberman



The Leftists have achieved their dream of defeating Joe Lieberman in the Democrat primary in Connecticut. So do you think they are magnanimous in victory and attempting to reach out to the Lieberman voters to make it easier for them to support Lamont in November? Of course not. That would be practical politics and we already know the Far Left is anything but practical. Instead they are continuing to slam Lieberman as you can see in the DUmmie THREAD titled, "JOE LIEBERMAN IS A VILE SCUMBAG" and this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD titled, "Lieberman Makes His Last Stand, Smearing Democrats Again." So let us now watch both the DUmmies and KOmmies celebrate their victory by prematurely dancing on Joe Lieberman's grave in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sensing a Freudenschade Moment on the horizon, is in the [brackets]:



JOE LIEBERMAN IS A VILE SCUMBAG


[DUmmie diplomacy at work.]




Ok, I've made no bones about my feelings for Lieberman over the last couple of years, but this vicious last-minute smear of Lamont really rankles me. Lieberman's website went down because he only pays $15 for a server he shares w/ 71 other websites. They are ALL down because of traffic.




[Hey, that's cheaper than what I pay for my server. If Lieberman can get a deal like that maybe that shows he is fiscally responsible.]




This smear is nothing more than a desperate, unhinged act of a vicious, vile despicable piece of shit. Lieberman could not go out gracefully. Instead, he has to launch this vile smear on Ned in order to give him an excuse to either contest the results or run indy, or to take down Lamont w/ him. He wants to take the party down w/ him.

Will Joe apologize for the vicious and admittedly baseless attack on Lamont?(Yes, his campaign ADMITS they have no evidence it was Lamont, or even that it was a hack). Or will Joe lose and go out as the classless piece of shit he is, letting these allegations stand? We were right about Joe all along. He's a despicable piece of shit.

If only he fought as hard in 2000. If only he debated Cheney as viciously as he debated Lamont. Why is it that Joe views Dems as more of an enemy to him than the Repubs that are ruining this country? Why does he not go after Bushco. w/ the same zeal that he goes after people in his own party? Why is he such a fucking douchebag?

Joe Lieberman, ultimate scumbag. That will be his political epitaph and rightfully so.



[Allow me to issue a BARF ALERT on your slam.]


Joe never even bitched while the GOP hacked the last three
national elections. He was the first democrat in Washington to tell Al Gore on TV, to give up on the Florida recount. And he kisses Bush!



[Tongues?]




It was MSNBC who HYPED the story for Karl Rove! They were on it and repeated it over and over trying to make it sound like the Lamont campaign hacked the site. Chris Matthews was there badgering Lamont's Campaign Chair about when Lamont would make a statement about "dirty tactics."




[DING! DING! DING! We have the first sighting on this DUmmie thread blaming Karl Rove for everything.]




When we retake the government we need a media bias commission. Reinstate the fairness doctrine. We also need to look at revoking corporate personhood, but that's a whole other- although related- ball of wax.



[Already the DUmmies are planning on setting up Commissariates to conduct liquidations.]



OUR TIME WILL COME...IF WE MAKE IT HAPPEN...it will come..



[Now Fatherland, Fatherland,
Show us the sign
Your children have waited to see
The morning will come
When the world is mine
Tomorrow belongs,
Tomorrow belongs,
Tomorrow belongs to me!]



A KICK BECAUSE THE VILE SCUMBAG IS RUNNING INDY. Vile, disgusting, destructive piece of shit. God, what a f*cking vile, pathetic douchebag.



[Oh how vile Joe is for doing exactly what he said he would do if he lost the primary.]




Joe Lieberman, you are a ratf#ck, ass hole, fucktard, bastard, son of a bitch!!!



[Does that mean you don't like Joe Lieberman?]



Listening to his "concession speech" I now totally agree-he is a vile scumbag!




[For actually doing what he said he would do. And now we turn to the Joe Slamming by the KOmmies.]




Lieberman Makes His Last Stand, Smearing Democrats Again




[And this isn't like smearing Lieberman?]



MSNBC is reporting that if Lieberman does not pull off a win today, he is definitely going to be running as an independent against his own ostensible party, in November. So it seems now that this entire faked episode is nothing more than a publicity stunt by the Lieberman campaign, one they will use in a pathetic attempt to claim that the voters of Connecticut didn't really mean what they said they meant today, and Joe knows better than they do.



[Time for another BARF ALERT.]




Lieberman... What a f*cking douchebag. I hope the entire Democratic party spanks the sanctimonious f*cksnot so hard he coughs up 6 year-old hanging chads.




[Uh-Oh! It looks like you just lost your invite to the Lieberman victory party this November, MARYSCOTT.]



Jesus, I can't take it... next "Buckhead" will come out and claim that Lieberman's website was designed in 1972 before the advent of proportional e-mail fonts and we'll be dissecting this minutiae for months even though the GOP slime machine will be cackling with joy about how they changed the subject, and got the substance of the issue to dissolve under the microcosm of just how things like this work....




[Well, DUmmies and KOmmies do seem to have substantial propostional spacing in their empty skulls.]



Lieberman is genuinely... a complete shit-for-brains. His primary campaign uses all the techniques perfected by Rove. Then he blames all of it on Lamont. I sure HOPE he gets spiked. there is no place for this



[Joe Lieberman as the perfect Rovian student.]




It wouldn't surprise me if Joe won and then joined the Rethugs out of bitterness. Of course, he won't win.




[A KOmmie counting his chickens before they hatch.]




The signs have already been designed! Somewhere in a secure warehouse, there has got to be a bunch of the "Sore Looserman" signs left over from the 2000 fiasco.




[You'll have to make royalty payments to Freeper Registered who designed those "Sore Loserman" signs.]




The battle has been won, and the war moves on. In two months, Do Over Joe will but a dot on the landscape of coming bad news, be it gas prices or one or another part of the Middle East or who the hell knows what rude beast is slouching down the pike. The Mid Term Election of '06 is rolling along on it's way into the history books and Lieberman will be no more than an obscure footnote for history geeks a century hence.




[Another KOmmie counting his chickens before they hatch.]




Lieberman's loss willl be very bad for the party. I have just watched this site over time; I am a life long Democrat but recently with what is going on in the Middle East I think this is a very bad sign for the Democratic Party. I worked on the Jim Stork campaign and have voted Democrat my whole life but a conservative voice in the party is a good thing. He voted 90% with the party and I don't want a guy that votes the party line that is my biggest complaint with hard core Repubs. I think you all are nuts if you think this is good. I have a lot of fence sitting Dems in my family and elections are won on fence sitters. If the Dem party becomes a party represented by Dean level liberalism and the fence sitters go Repub. Hell I am ready to vote for the first time Repub b/c I believe we can't leave Iraq now that we are there. Yes we shouldn't be there but with the latest situation in Lebanon and the crazy language coming out of Iran we certainly must stay. This is a fight against the worst type of Demagogues. I believe the only way the Muslim extremists will be quieted is by threatening their entire existence. Japan was just as fanatical and without the threat of wiping out the entire country they would not have stopped. We may have to evaporate a whole lot of these crazy people before they stop.



[Expect a visit soon from the KOmmie Thought Police.]



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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

William Rivers Pitt Staggers Into Lieberman-Lamont Contest



The contest between Joe Lieberman and Ned Lamont is exactly the kind of election that William Rivers (Pied Piper) Pitt would love to get involved in. First of all, Connecticut is only a short drive from Bukowski's in Boston and also because Lamont is the type of candidate that the "progressives" love. In fact, all sorts of "progressives" are already deeply involved in the Lamont campaign with the notable exception of Pied Piper Pitt. Why? Simple. Because Pitt has made himself persona non grata among the Democrats due to his Hoaxmas fiasco last May when he made fools of himself and them by making the Democrats think that Karl Rove was indicted on May 12. On top of that, Pitt is known as a backstabber because of his betrayal of the Dennis Kucinich campaign when, acting as the press secretary for the Evil Elf, he secretly fed campaign info to the Kerry people. Thus we have the spectacle of Pitt looking at the Lieberman-Lamont contest from the outside like a kid looking anxiously through the candy store window with no change in his pockets. All Pitt can now do is post this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Lieberman v. Lamont tomorrow: Place yer bets, place yer bets!" Well, I place my bet on the fact that Pied Piper Pitt will NEVER become involved with a major campaign ever again. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt watch the Connecticut campaign via only his monitor in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Pitt will celebrate a Lamont victory with yet another drunken round of Bukowski's binge drinking, is in the [brackets]:



Lieberman v. Lamont tomorrow: Place yer bets, place yer bets!




[I'm betting that Karl Rove will be indicted on May 12.]




With polls showing Lamont leading the three-term incumbent, Lieberman at last moved to confront the issues -- opposition to the war and anger with Bush -- that have put his political career in jeopardy. The decision came after a lengthy debate within his campaign over whether he could win the primary without directly addressing his position on the war and his relationship with the president.

Lieberman has gained ground on his challenger in the past four days, according to a Quinnipiac University poll released early Monday morning. The poll showed Lamont at 51 percent to Lieberman's 45 percent. Last Thursday, the same poll put the race at Lamont 54 percent, Lieberman 41 percent.

Lieberman has hammered Lamont in radio ads aimed at African American voters, stressing his own civil rights record while criticizing Lamont for his recent membership in a country club that the ads say is not know for its diversity. Lieberman advisers hope the late TV and radio blitz and the Sunday speech on Iraq will force Connecticut Democrats to think again before voting against the incumbent on Tuesday.




[And Pied Piper Pitt will get hammered tonight listening to the election results at Bukowski's.]




Lamont in a walk. I hope. IF it's a walk, look for Joe to bow out and NOT run as an independent. reason? his wife is a lobbyist and THAT would be bad for 'buisness'



[And if Lieberman loses his Senate seat there is NO REASON to keep his wife employed as a lobbyist, DUhhhhmmmmie.]



You and William are such gifts for friends...my guys from home!




[Is that you, Jason Leopold?]




The freepers show up and pull out a Lieberman squeaker.




[The freepers show up outside Bukowski's and pull Pitt out of the gutter.]



Does Connecticut use electronic voting machines?
I expect that Diebold, Sequoia and ES&S would be only too happy to make sure that Lieberman remains in office.




[Unfortunately, Karl Rove set the Diebold machines at "L," forgetting that Lamont's name also starts with that letter.]




After a closed door dressing down by party leaders, Joe declines to run as an Independent and offers Lamont his support.




[That sounds like a drunken dream of Pitt's.]



Holy Joe will seize any opportunity to run as an independent and muddy the waters, just to feed his own ego (and attempt to preserve the flow of lobbyist money), unless the Democratic establishment lets him know in no uncertain terms that it's insupportable.




[It's gonna be FUn to see how pissed off the DUmmies are when Joe begins his independent run the day after the election. Meaning TOMORROW.[




You'll see desperate if Joe loses, and decides to run as an Independent in the general. He will split the Dem vote and give the seat to the GOP by doing so. That is desperate. Watch. If he loses, he just might do it.



[As usual, Pitt, your political analysis is completely WRONG. The GOP candidate doesn't have a chance, no matter what. The most likely scenario is that Lieberman picks up a big chunk of the Republican voters that will give him victory in the November election. Now lift that gin bottle to your lips before you start spouting incoherent nonsense again.]



bet you a case of beer he doesn't run as an independent
his wife is a lobbyist. that isn't good for 'business' they will push him out. bet ya.




[A case of beer? Now you definitely have Pied Piper Pitt's interested in that wager.]




I'm not taking the bet, because that's what I'm also thinking. The problem is, simply, that Joe has proven himself to be an unutterly deplorable, sublimely craven douchebag, so there's that margin which can't be accounted for by logic or best interests. There is also this aspect: if he loses and decides not to run Indy, and thus is out of the Senate, his wife's lobbying muscle will diminish. It might be worth it to both of them to try a kamikaze run.




[Thanx for the morality lecture, Pitt. Yeah, Joe has proven himself to be an unutterly deplorable sublimely craven douchebag because he told everybody that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12. When that didn't happen he never apologized for deceiving everybody and now REFUSES to talk about it. Oops! That wasn't Joe, was it?]




Maybe I'm just too cynical... I hope for a Lamont win... but I'm just so used to losing.





[That pretty much goes for all DUmmies. Lamont might win today but could lose in November to...Joe. Freudenschade, baby!]




Today's the day




[You're right, Pitt. Today's the day when Bukowski's has an extended Happy Hour.]



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Monday, August 07, 2006

"Reuters admits altering Beirut photo"



The interesting thing about the scandal surrounding the use of fake photoshopped pictures from the fighting in Lebanon is that it is BIG NEWS everywhere EXCEPT in the Lamestream Media where there is barely a mention of it. On the Web, TECHNORATI shows "Reuters" as the #1 search item, "Lebanon" as #2, and Reuters fake photo photographer, "Adnan Hajj" at #3. So why the disconnect? One might as well ask why newspaper circulation is plummeting or why Network News viewership is steadily declining. In fact, this fake photo story probably wouldn't have even become big news had it not been for the Pajamahadeen on the Web. They, NOT the MSM were the ones who discovered the obviously doctored photos such as the one above with the repeating smoke patterns plus the double image of the same building that you can see highlighted in the animation. So what was the reaction from the Leftist blogosphere? In the case of the Daily Kos, one big yawn with nary a mention. However, in DUmmieland, their reaction is that such doctored photos didn't really matter since they illustrated a "larger truth" or that the fake pics were really part of a dirty Republican trick to discredit the already discredited Leftist media (such as Reuters or AP). Such views on the fake photos out of Lebanon are laughingly on display in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Reuters admits altering Beirut photo." As usual the DUmmie excuses for photo fakery are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent assuring every red blooded male out there that all photos featuring the magificent mountains of Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik are oh so real, is in the [brackets]:



Reuters admits altering Beirut photo




[GASP! And the next thing you know, the Associated Press will admit to writing wildly biased stories.]




Reuters withdraws photograph of Beirut after Air Force attack after US blogs, photographers point out 'blatant evidence of manipulation.' Reuters' head of PR says in response, 'Reuters has suspended photographer until investigations are completed into changes made to photograph.' Photographer who sent altered image is same Reuters photographer behind many of images from Qana, which have also been subject of suspicions for being staged




[Notice that the MSM is NOT mentioned in the exposure of this photo fakery. The MSM reporters are either too busy telling each other how unpopular Bush is or just flat out too lazy to even care about this because it doesn't fit into their leftist agenda.]




How much of what we see/read can we accept unquestionily as fact? From either side or any source? I wonder how often this really happens.



[In almost every AP or MSM story as well as from Reuters. And there are MORE such faked photos.]




Take everything from most media sources with a grain of salt. Especially these days.




[And this DUmmies WINS a salted Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]




Have you been listening to Limbaugh? Also note it's too Late they are ALREADY a tool for propaganda and have been lap dogs to this administration... So have you? been listening to Limbaugh? You stated almost verbatim what he did.. These photographers are obviously willing to participate in propaganda,'' Limbaugh said.]




[To question the veracity of the Reuters photos means you are obviously a tool of the rightwing, including Rush Limbaugh.]



Also Hezbollah is into every thing in that country. Their military part is just a part of the group. They build schools, hospitals and homes. I am willing to say they were right there to dig out the people. I do not think this is a group that is just into terrorism.




[The Hezbollah as warm hearted humanitarians argument.]




We deem any group that goes against Halliburton's wishes as terrorists.




[If you oppose Halliburton then you MUST be one of the good guys or so goes the bizarre DUhmmie reasoning.]




So the number of lies told are irrelevant as long as they fit your point of view?



[That pretty much sums up the point of view in DUmmieland, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




Since it is the Ministry of Propoganda saying that it is fake, I will continue to believe in the original photo and the origianl photographer




[I BEEEEEELIEEEEEEEVEEE!!!]



We know the deaths are real but the propaganda will be non-stop since Israel is committing war crimes and their PR teams are working overtime.




[So Israel faked those photos?]




There's a small chance this could be a Memogate type set-up.




[The photos were taken by Lucy Ramirez then faxed to Karl Rove from a Kinko's in Beirut.]




"Memogate" or "Rathergate" smells like it




[Now all we need is the Karl Rove link to make the paranoia complete.]




I was thinking the same exact thing. This type of play worked against Rather, why not obfuscate this situation foo.




[As Dan Rather would say, the Reuters photos were fake but accurate.]




Here's a quote from the article: "Earlier, Charles Johnson, of the Little Green Footballs blog , which has exposed a previous attempt at fraud by a major American news corporation, wrote : "This Reuters photograph shows blatant evidence of manipulation. Notice the repeating patterns in the smoke; this is almost certainly caused by using the Photoshop “clone” tool to add more smoke to the image."

Little Green Footballs? That previous work he's done was against Dan Rather regarding the Killian documents.




[AHA! Well that pretty much proves your paranoid conspiracy theory. Now if we can somehow link Freeper Buckhead to the Reuters photos the paranoid conspiracy theory will be airtight beyond a doubt.]




LGF is a right wing site. Like FR.




[Just like the DUmmie FUnnies.]




that tells me all i need to know




[That's all you need to know to shut down your tiny mind.]




Just as the concept that the bombs in the Shock and Awe campaign were smart bombs led so many AMericans to believe that that campaign had done little to kill hurt or maim Iraqi civilians, now we must believe that the Beirut photos are a lie. Truth is the first casualty of war.




[Yeah, how silly to believe the obviously photoshopped Reuters pictures are fake, even AFTER Reuters admitted the fraud.]




Makes you wonder why someone would deliberately put out an image so obviously manipulated?




[DUhhhhmmmmie!]




Like the "forged document" that documented Duhbya's AWOL escapades, the document's veracity was called into question, but the facts it contained never were. The pre-emptive strike effectively killed the story and made for a great RW echo-chamber talking point. Put up an obviously manipulated photo of the attacks in Lebanon, and the RW Noise Machine can cry "foul!" over and over and over.Meanwhile; the facts remain.




[aka Fake but Accurate.]



The print editor must have been working with eyes closed. For that to reach publication.




[He had the bias blindfold over his eyes.]




Crappy use of the clone stamp...




[Reuters needs to hire fakers with better photoshop skills.]




I could be wrong, HOWEVER, this is like rathergate: the point is not the veracity of this one photo, as it does not excuse the collective punishment being undertaken. IN fact, it feels a bit ROVIAN in scope to me, since it was such an OBVIOUS fakery.




[DING! DING! DING! We have a WINNER here with the first paranoid DUmmie mention of tying Karl Rove into the scandal!]




Why, it's almost like the photographer WANTED to discredit... his own work.




[Why, it's almost like the DUmmies WANTED to discredit themselves with their own lame excuses.]





It's following the same trajectory as Rathergate...
Drudge, Malkin have now picked up the story. Let's see if Faux, CNN, then the broadcast stations follow...




[Maybe the photographer can get the same book deal as Mary Mapes.]




I smell a RAT! This is too poorly done for anyone to have seriously...tried to pass it off as "real" (un-retouched). It's just WAY too obvious! That's one of the worst Photoshop jobs I've ever seen! Looks like a "...my first time I ever used Photoshop..." photo. I'm going to wait for the Reuters Investigation, because their is NO WAY any professional photographer would do this to their own photo, and then try to pass it off to a world-wide wire service as un-retouched. My guess is that the Reuters site was HACKED!




[The laughable Reuters as Innocent Victim Argument.]




This is probably a Dan Rather Memogate type set-up. Just like the freepers screamed that the memo was fake and completely ignored the substance of it, they can do the same here and say the photos have been staged.




[A fake memo that was "accurate" in the minds of DUmmies and Dan Rather.]





All of this reminds me of the rapid *debunking* of the Dan Rather AWOL story, by an online GOP political operative in just a few hours after that program aired. Rather's story was factual. But when the operatives began raising so much stink about *the document* Rather cited, the facts of the story were buried from the public. If you fax a copy of the Constitution to someone, the content of the fax is accurate, but the fax paper is obviously altered from the original parchment. But the facts are the same. Very slick sleight of hand by the GOP. Confuse and distort. They are masters of it.




[Yeah, if you fax an original copy of the Constituion, it will end up with proportional spacing and superscripts.]



Now every photo that displeases the Israeli government will of course be "doctored" or claimed to be doctored -- to some, proof enough.



[The Protocols of the Elders of Rove conspiracy theory.]




Little Green Footballs is credited for catching this? Weren't they the ones that "caught" Rather's memogate?





[AHA! Well, that just validates DUmmie paranoia.]




There's a lot of conspiracy theory going on here... but before any of them can be taken seriously, someone is going to have to address the least-complicated scenario, that the photographer is sympathetic to Hezbollah, that he therefore has a vested interest in making the Israeli attacks seem as devastating as possible, and exaggerated the image for the consumption of sympathetic international media. That we are all horrified by civilian deaths is the exact reason Hezbollah aims to cause them by siting their launch pads and arsenals next to schools and hospitals. At what point are we encouraging such behavior by reacting to incidents such as Qana by putting additional pressure on Israel?



[That's a bit of perfectly RATIONAL reasoning you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




That's a sick thought, a really sick thought and I'm not sure who you think that pseudo-argument would sway or what pile of sawdust they'd have under their breastbone if it did.



[A DUmmie ALLERGIC to rational thought.]



why were my posts in this thread deleted?




[Because you made too much sense you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]



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Sunday, August 06, 2006

DUFU Podcast 006 (Shocking Personal Revelation I)



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Friday, August 04, 2006

DUmmies OUTRAGED About Greens On Pennsylvania Ballot



Remember how the Democrats were oh so happy over the candidacy of Ross Perot in 1992 and 1996? Well, that was because Perot siphoned votes away from Repbublicans. Now that the Green Party has qualified for the statewide ballot in Pennsylvania, the Democrats and the DUmmies are absolutely OUTRAGED, mainly because they know the Greens will take votes from them as Ralph Nader did in 2000. You can watch just how upset the DUmmies are over the Green candidates in Pennsylvania in this THREAD titled, "It's official (TPM) GOP aided Green Party in PA. . ." So let us now watch the DUmmie anger over Greens on the ballot in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting Democrat aid to qualifying Libertarians for the ballot, is in the [brackets]:



It's official (TPM) GOP aided Green Party in PA. . .



[It's official---DEM aided Libertarians in the other 49 states.]



OK, we've done it. We've nailed it down: Every single contributor to the Pennsylvania Green Party Senate candidate is actually a conservative -- except for the candidate himself.




[GASP! What a dirty Republican trick. Getting more choices on the ballot. And speaking of choice, I now note there is a pro-choice candidate on the PA ballot for U.S. Senator. Hee! Hee!]




The Luzerne County Green Party raised $66,000 in the month of June in order to fund a voter signature drive. The Philly Inquirer reported yesterday that $40,000 came from supporters of Rick Santorum's campaign (or their housemates). Also yesterday, we confirmed that another $15,000 came from GOP donors and conservatives. Only three contributions, totaling $11,000, remained as possible legit donations.




[Were these contributions illegal? No? Then END of story.]




Slimy. Still, it's politics.




[It's slimy to allow for more CHOICE on the ballot?]




I think this is pretty low even for politics.




[Not quite as low as ILLEGALLY keeping the polling places in St. Louis OPEN after closing time.]




This is why Richard Reardon did not become CA governor
It is far from slimy, it is strategic campaigning. If the voters are going to fall for it, then they deserve what they get. In the 2002 California election Gray Davis knew that he could not beat Richard Reardon in a statewide election, but he also knew that he could defeat Bill Simon, Reardon's Republican primary competitor. Democrats sent money to Simon, staffed phone trees, even walked districts for Simon. Simon got the nomination and the republicans lost the statewide election.Republicans in California are so completely screwed up that they fell for the trick, hook, line, sinker.





[But when Republicans spend a few bucks to help the Greens qualify for the ballot in PA where the petitions necessary were purposely set high by the Democrats, that is somehow a slimy outrage?]




Why does Santorum and the Pubs think it's good for them to have the Green Party on the ticket? I don't understand????



[If you have to ask then I can't explain...DUhmmie.]



the green party siphons progressive votes away from the dem candidate.



[Or, in my vicious rightwing patois, they siphon leftwing liberal lunatics away from the Democrats.]



I honestly see this GOP scam as a last ditch effort!




[Getting more candidates on the ballot is somehow a scam? Was the Perot candidacy also a scam?]




Not surprising, but did the Greens know it was dirty money?




[Democrats seem to have no problem accepting George Soros dirty money.]




Some official of the Green Party was on NPR praising Santorum for supporting "ballot access."




[Shame on Santorum for supporting ballot access.]




There is absolutely no excuse for the Green Party allowing itself to be used as a front for Republican dirty tricks, and there is no way this campaign was not aware of who was supporting them. Hell, they had to report it themselves. The Greens involved should be held directly and publically accountable for accepting this funding, and for failing to disclose to their supporters who was actually funding them. And let's not forget the Republicans, w