Wednesday, November 29, 2006

"Oh, you silly Americans!"

WOW! It's spreading like wildfire. Now that the elections are over, the Looney Left feels completely free to SLAM America. We saw it happen at the Daily Kos in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies and today we have an equally NUttie Hate America DUmmie THREAD titled, "Oh, you silly Americans!" The anti-Americanism of this DUmmie thread will leave you speachless. Of course, those same DUmmies are the same ones who get outraged if you dare to "question their patriotism" despite the total revulsion for this country expressed in this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies slam America yet AGAIN in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding the DUmmies that they can find true freedom in Pyongyang, is in the [brackets]:

"Oh, you silly Americans!"

[Oh, you silly DUmmies!]

Here we go again! You American's slay me----I know. bad choice of words considering the fact that you've just about had a shot at killing everyone on the planet once or twice. But i digress. I'm here to talk about your ridiculous calls for Bush's impeachment. It's all so contrived for you people, isn't it? It's all so easy. Your nation walks into anoter, kills hundreds of thousands for "sport" and absolutely no other reason. You cow tow to a maniac that the world hasn't seen since Hitler and Mussolini. You crow about democracy and what's right and who's wrong about being right and then somehow you idiots figure that impeachment would be good. Well it's not. It's DUMB. It's foolish and it quite frankly mimics your job to date in Iraq and Afghanistan. In other words: Once again America is doing it "half-ass."

[Your writing is DUmb, DUmmie.]

And let me just mention a few of the other half ass thigs you';ve managed: There was WWII. Your government decided to avoid it for nearly three years. That was fun for the rest of the world. Then there was Korea. Kim Jong Il thanks you. Then there was Vietnam. Thanks again. Then there was Panama. I know first hand about that deal. Then there's Honduras, Nicaragua, Cuba, Greneda... Who else is that you guys have pleasured in F-ing over again? Oh yeah... There was that litle firecracker you dropped on Hiroshima. Which was fine until you decided to committ mass genocide by dropping a similar bomb two days later on Nagasaki.

[Three days later when the Japanese still didn't surrender. But continue with your crazed rant so the doctors will know which rubber room to confine you to...]

And how is it that you all sleep at night, again?


Today, you're crying about impeachment. Well, I'm sorry folks. If Saddam wasn't good enough for The Hague than nor is Bush good enough for impeachment. Grow some balls you colony of cowardly twits and don't impeach the ass... March into the Whitehouse, grab him by the hair and drag him to be tried for war crimes. But send him to Iran to face that charge.

[Gnaw on the leather strap. It helps.]

You all think it's so easy. You all think that your constitution is a work of art. Well, my American friends... I have news. It's a piece of trash and not worth the paper it's written on. Your president proved that; I'm not saying anything that you shouldn't already know.

[Thanx for dropping the Leftwing PRETENSION that you really respect the constitution. The fact is the Leftists HATE the constitution. I still remember a leftwing "People's" constitution from years ago composed of a bunch of Bolshevik amendments.]

The ridiculous tenets by which you as Americans guage your right to live forgets to mention a few things. It fails to mention that "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness only apply within your borders. The rest of us around the world couldn't give a flying, fiddler's fidoo what you believe is entitled to you. So, let's start there. You're constitution sucks and your attempt to spread the most flawed document since Hammurabi's code is laughable. How about keeping it to yourselves?

[Again, thanx for your honesty in expressing the widespread Leftwing HATRED of the U.S. Constitution. Somehow when leftwingers express their respect for the Constitution, it rings completely hollow and now we know why.]

Second and most importantly, you as American's believe that individual rights top the needs of the whole. Well, let me say this: My constitution says that I'm entitled to "Peace, Order and Good Government." maybe if the lot of you down there started reading the constitutions and the Charter of Rights of other nations you might get a clue on how to better your country. Sadly, I doubt any of you (liberal or otherwise) have the guts, the brains or the desire to bother looking.

[Yeah, like we need to emulate the rest of the world which mostly has lousy economies, widespread poverty, and low employment. Oh, how we envy the enlightened people of Bangladesh!]

Ultimately, it will only be your cobnstitution and the money of the ruling elite that will protect the madman known as Bush. It speaks volumes about your complicity in this war. As you sit in your homes, watching war on tv you fail to realize one thing about those in Afghanistan and Iraq. They're willing to die for their country. They're willing to conduct absolute civil disobedience to oust a corrupt or "evil" leader. What are you all really willing to do?

[Oh, to be ruled by the Taliban! How our hearts yearn for that day!]

My guess is: You'd all rather sit at home, eat fast food, listen to bad American music, watch reality tv and let Bush go free. THAT my dear American brothers and sisters proves how pathetic you all are as individuals. There are 250 million of you and you can't get your traitorous president put on trial for war crimes.

[Is that you, Mr. Iranian President?]

I used the word pathetic---------Perhaps a correction in terms is appropriate. How about, sad, lazy AND pathetic.

[I have a better word---DUmmie.]

Do the world a favour from now on and leave the civilized nations of the world to guard over the earth. You clowns have screwed it up almost beyond repair and refuse to make ANYONE accountable. That in and of itself gives me license to lump you all together and state that you're all looking as ugly as your president has painted you to be.

[This DUmmie is audtioning to be a fawned over guest on "The View."]

if you wanna clean up your reputations (which will be tough,) get Bush on a plane and have him tried. He deserves no quarter. He deserves the gallows and trust me when I say that: Almost the entire world would agree.

[Get yourself on a plane and have yourself committed.]

personally, I think we americans deserve all the slings and arrows coming our way, in triplicate.

[Stated a sympathetic DUmmie in reply to this insanity. And now to hear from the rest of the mostly sympathetic DUmmies...]

Sadly. I agree.

[Sadly I think you're really happy.]

It's hard to disagree with that.

[You mean hard for a DUmmie to disagree with that.]

you really think our constitution sucks? That it's not worth the paper it's printed on?

[That's what most DUmmies REALLY think.]

So, tell me how our Constitution has honored human rights and civil liberties ... outside our own borders.

[Obviously the concept that NATIONAL constitutions are for NATIONS, not the world at large, is too difficult for this DUmmie to grasp.]

It iscalled reparatons and if we have to pay them, you will as well. We are responsible and the only way to stop it, is to march on the white house en masse. It is an international law principle, by our oaparent silence we condone it

[And which chapter of what international law book prescribes marching on the White House en masse.]

Study America's role in the world this past century and it's hard to disagree with the writer.

[Liberated Europe twice, liberated South Korea, liberated the Philippines from the Japanese, caused the downfall of Communism. Yeah, we have so much to be ashamed of.]

Our history, aka the official hiotory is full of myths and make believe

[You won't need to make believe that you are a cockroach so you can crawl away now.]

Hope the author of this letter keeps writing...
he did a brilliant job.

[The glowing DUmmie reviews are flooding in.]

The content of your political system is that the corporations, the military and the polital elite have manipulated every institution at the expense of US citizens and the planet. If Bush and his goons do not reach the Hague or some other criminal war crimes court, then the author is 100% correct. This shit cannot be forgiven. Genocide is taking place and has been taking place for decades and all this crap about the constiution hasn't changed that reality.

[For all the allegations of genocide, NO specifics are ever given.]

Our country is, and long has been, the biggest terrorist nation on earth.

[You are invited to be the keynote speaker at the '08 Democrat Convention.]

I agree with this Canadian. I've spent the last 2 1/2 years trying to think of a way to pull off just what he recommends: that we march into the White House and take these criminals to trial. I dream about it. I told my 37 year-old son that if something doesn't 'give' soon, I was ready to buy my first gun and go underground. I'm turning into the radical that I wasn't in the '60s!

[A pathetic old hippie trying to relive an SDS fantasy that never was.]

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Anonymous Gianni said...

As you sit in your homes, watching war on tv you fail to realize one thing about those in Afghanistan and Iraq. They're willing to die for their country. They're willing to conduct absolute civil disobedience to oust a corrupt or "evil" leader. What are you all really willing to do?

So why didn't they take out Saddam, who was as corrupt as they come? Then we wouldn't have had to...

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The saddest part about these lunatics is that they would prefer a Pol Pot or a Lenin to purge "undesirables" out of their perfect society and see nothing wrong with this.

As far as taking up guns, Granpa better know which end of a gun expells the bullet ... because *I* do. The old hypocrite probably was among the first to want all guns banned.

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"listen to bad American music,"
Like a Canadian has much room to talk about US making bad music! I'm reminded of the scene in the South Park movie in which a newsman tells a Canadian dignitary, "Well, it's not like this is the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams." The Canadian dignitary calmly responds, "Now now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions."
Canada has given us some really cool comedians (Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Dan Akroyd, the late John Candy), but most of their contributions to the music scene are better off forgotten.

11:12 AM  
Blogger Icarus said...

Oh, fuck that. Fuck you. Seriously.

I've had enough. E-fucking-nough.

Give these sophomoric simpletons exactly what they want. Seriously. I'm ready to embrace isolationism until the entire world begs OUR fucking forgiveness.

Ungrateful for WWII? Are you kidding? I realize it's a fundamental tenet of liberalism to be unfamiliar with history ... but come on!

Fine. Give them what they want. Withdraw all our troops, from everywhere.

And let's become a REAL empire. No troops outside our border, withdraw 99% of our industry and business ... and if we need natural resources from outside our borders - let's just take them.

It's not as if we can't defend ourselves. Seal the borders. Stop immigration. Leave the Muslims; at least they work. Kick out the fucking Canadians and Europeans.

Send them all back to their crappy schools, sub-standard nationalized health care, polluted cities, rotting infrastructure, and back-breaking taxes.

Let's just sit here, getting richer and safer and happier.

And when the Middle East finally explodes, when the Islamo-fascists march into Europe, when China marches into Russia, or Russia marches into Poland ...

Fuck it! Let the world deal with it.

I'm done. Give this guy exactly what he wants. See how he likes it.

And let's fucking START by removing portions of our missile shield that defend Canada, and leave ALL of Canada's defense to itself.

Screw 'em all. They're like willful children, still too young and immature to understand what they're parents did for them.

Give them what they want. They can protest in Iran and write their screed about the Chinese government.

Then maybe they'll understand actual truth.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what you get when mad dogs and englishmen breed.

Maple Leaf oppressors of Quebec! Free French Canada!
Until then,bugger off!

Beer and Hockey are an economy?
BTW: Why is it the NHL hall of fame is in US (Minnesota)? (and not canada?)

Oh, and remember to shave your sisters back before you send her off
to the strip club.(can a sasquach do a pole dance?)

I've been to Canada, many are NOT like him.

11:41 PM  
Blogger Radish said...

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10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy just likes himself writing and being noticed.
Much ado about noting.

5:51 PM  

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