DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-06 ("Rove says Hillary will win 08 Primary but Lost [sic] General Election")
ATTENTION DUMMIES! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO VOTE IN THE 2008 PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES! DO NOT ENTER THE POLL BOOTH! SPARE YOURSELVES THE AGONIZING FRUSTRATION! VOTING WILL DO YOU NO GOOD BECAUSE YOUR AGENDA HAS ALREADY BEEN SET FOR YOU BY KARL ROVE! YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THE PRIMARIES IS DOOMED TO FAILURE BECAUSE KARL ROVE HAS ALREADY SELECTED HILLARY AS YOUR NOMINEE SO AS TO INSURE DEMOCRAT DEFEAT IN THE 2008 ELECTION! THIS PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU CARE OF YOUR FRIENDLY VAST RIGHTWING CONSPIRACY!
That's right DUmmies. You can come up with all sorts of fantasies about a 2008 ticket with Clark or Kucinich or Edwards or Boxer at the top but the bottom line is that your candidate has ALREADY been selected for you---Hillary. And the BEAUTY of it is that there is NOT a damn thing you can do about it. Already the DUmmies are just now getting nervous about a Rovian candidate being foisted upon them as you can see in this misspelled THREAD titled, "Rove says Hillary will win 08 Primary but Lost General Election." See the future, DUmmies. That future for you is HILLARY. There is no stopping the HILLARY train with Engineer Rove at the helm, taking it over the electoral cliff in 2008. And the BEST part of it all will be watching you impotently SCREECH over having your candidate SELECTED for you by the man you most HATE---Karl Rove. So let us now watch the nervous beads of sweat build up on the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anticipating the ENJOYABLE spectacle of the HILLARY train pulling the DUmmie railcars over the edge, is in the [brackets]:
Rove says Hillary will win 08 Primary but Lost General Election
[That prospect already has you so nervous that you can't even spell the title right.]
Reporter Bill Sammon, who joins the WASHINGTON EXAMINER as Senior White House Correspondent, is set to launch his new book, STRATEGERY.
In the Book, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned, Rove is quoted on the-record and is unleashed on Hillary:
There is a “brittleness about her” that could prove a weakness in November 2008.
But Rove added that the “hard-driving” Clinton will easily vanquish Democratic primary rivals like New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner, who are merely “preening for the vice presidential slot.”
[Bottom line: Hillary has already been SELECTED as the candidate to lead the Democrats into a 2008 train wreck.]
who gives a crap what that TRAITOR SAYS he should be in jail. Hillary is NOT even going to run in 2008, this is just the pukes trying to unify their party and divide us
[You're going to need a LOT of psychological counseling in 2008 when you realize that the Democrats have been manipulated by Karl Rove into nominating Hillary.]
ENOUGH WITH THE DYNASTIC PRESIDENCIES, ALREADY
[Sayeth the DUmmie as he is CRUSHED beneath the Hillary train.]
Personally, I think if Senator Clinton runs... we will have four more years of Republican rule. Just my opinion.
[And Karl Rove's opinion. Hee! Hee!]
I hope for the sake of the Democratic Party
she doesn't run cause I think unfortunately she is too galvanizing to some dumb ass voters out there. And I'm not particulary thrilled with her as a Dem either.
[You must learn to live with Karl Rove's selection.]
I don't agree with Rove about the specific reasons why, but he is probably right about the general election. Hillary cannot win it. Too many people hate her guts. Gore and Kerry have already shown that they cannot win. (Yeah, yeah, I know all the arguments, but who, exactly, is in the White House today?) There may be some other good Dem candidates out there, but for my money (unless something new comes up, or somebody breaks out of the pack) Clark is da man.
[Clark is da man who is led by Hillary on a leash. Hillary says, "JUMP!" and Clark replies, "How high?"]
Hillary will win the primaries if the polls are fixed to let her win. Don't underestimate Rove's powers of "prediction." They're backed by the means to make things happen.
[The Diebold 2008 Democrat Primary voting machines are already preset to select "H" for "Hillary.]
Oh, I think she'll win the primaries, all right Rove won't even have to get involved. but she can't win the general election, and Rove won't have to get involved there, either. Clark, however, can win, IMHO, if he can just get past the primaries.
[Unfortunately for you, Clark just can't get past Hillary.]
So... Karl already knows a candidate who hasn't even said whether she's running or not IS running, is winning the primary, and losing the general election. Don't the voters have any say in even one step of this process?
[In a word---NO.]
Since when did KKKarl run the Democratic party?"
I am sure that he already has the Diebold machines programed to make sure that bu$h gets a third term but, how can he tell us who is going to be the nominee?
[With that same Diebold program.]
The primaries use voting machines too!
Just more proof they are trying to push her on us
[Yup! And now just lie back and accept your sad fate.]