DUmmie FUnnies 02-23-06 ("It appears the newly formed U.S. Detention camps are for real")
DUmmieland has worked themselves into a later again based on this Alternate Reality AlterNet STORY about the EVIL Bush Regime supposedly building detention centers for DUmmies and their leftist cohorts. Of course, the AlterNet Alternate Reality story is based on NOTHING but speculation. However, the fact that Halliburton is involved is enough to make such speculation a reality for the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "It appears the newly formed U.S. Detention camps are for real." Actually the only thing that is for real is the typical DUmmie paranoia. However, at the bottom of this, the DUmmies want to feel important enough that they need to be detained by the government. Actually, DUmmies, the government has NO INTEREST in housing and feeding your lazy butts. By allowing you to continue your usual sordid existence posting insanely from your parent's basements, you are providing hours of comedic entertainment to the Federal agents who must monitor your loony insanity for the few real threats you make that might affect national security such as your occasional death threats against officials. So let us sit back and enjoy the latest chapter of DUmmie Delusions of non-existent persecution in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, laughing at my pet DUmmies detained in my Ant Farm Camp, is in the [brackets]:
It appears the newly formed U.S. Detention camps are for real.
[HOORAY! We are now IMPORTANT enough to be detained. Our meaningless lives are now VALIDATED!!!]
Bush's Mysterious new Program, what some of us here on D/U have known all along. See you all soon at the detainment camps.
[BYOM---Bring Your Own Meds.]
Snip< But recent developments suggest that the Bush administration may already be contemplating what to do with Americans who are deemed insufficiently loyal or who disseminate information that may be considered helpful to the enemy. Top U.S. officials have cited the need to challenge news that undercuts Bush's actions as a key front in defeating the terrorists, who are aided by "news informers," in the words of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
[They're coming to take me away...Hee! Hee! They're coming to take me away...Ho! Ho!]
i can't honestly say that i grok to whatever it is you're trying to say...
[I love to grok DUmmie threads! Best comedy entertainment yet!]
Everything they do is test cases -- holding American citizens without charges indefinitely; free speech zones; mass round-ups, as at the Republican convention; warrantless wiretapping; the list goes on and on. At every point they are testing the boundaries, pushing the limits on what the people will tolerate. We tolerated free speech zones - now, they are ubiquitous and they are pushing for the ability to arrest protesters outside the free speech zones as 'disrupters'. Where are you going to hold 500 disrupters? In a filthy holding pen at the docks? Or in a nice, clean facility specifically built for that purpose?
After being arrested, charged, fingerprinted, maybe even iris-scanned, then released, being picked up a second time as a 'disrupter' could mean that you are a habitual criminal, needing to be held longer than the previous 48 hours. Well, there's a camp in Wyoming just for you.
[It's called the Camp Wyoming FUnnie Farm. And it's just for YOU.]
Why haven't any members of Congress spoken out about this?
[Because they want to be re-elected.]
So they are go to round up and detain the "disloyal"?
To me that translates into liberals and progressives--us--the smart people. All those engineers, scientists, technicians, doctors, nurses, former military and lawyers together in one place will just coalesce into one giant brain. It would be the Great Escape and Hogan's Heroes times a million.
[It would be Comedy Central times a million.]
The writing is on the wall, isn't it. Time to seriously have a "plan B."
[Plan B: Ask Mommy for a bigger allowance.]
Bush and the republicans are worse than Al Qaeda
[Be sure to carve that theme on the DUmmieland entranceway.]
This article is absolutely terrifying! It's very long (I'm not even finished with it yet), but it's one terrifying bit of information after another. It covers more than detention camps; it also covers PSYOPS and surveillance and other straight-from-1984 stuff. I'd heard about most of it already, but it's overwhelming to see all these sinister things in one article.
[So should we send you a case of Depends or just give you a mop to soak up yellow stuff on your floor?]
Who will do the rounding up? The National Guard?
They will be rounding up their mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters. They won't do it. Bush will have a revolt on his hands the size of which will make the American Revolution seem like a tea party.
[Bush will be sending out Phantoms to round up your fantasies.]