DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-05 (Pied Piper Pitt SLAMS Mark Warner Over Iraq)

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Until today the Golden Boy Designate of the Democrats was Virginia Governor, Mark Warner. Yes, he was believed to be THE ONE to defeat Hillary and lead the Democrats in victory back into the White House in 2008. I recently watched Warner for the first time on CSPAN and my own impression was the guy is a lightweight. However, being an EVIL rightwinger, perhaps my judgement of him is flavored by bias. But now we have PROOF that Mark Warner is indeed mentally challenged in the political realm as you can see in this THREAD posted by the self-glorifying Pied Piper Pitt titled, "Another one. Jesus Baldheaded Christ, another one." Yes, Pitt, ANOTHER one who has shot himself in the foot again. Perhaps this political suicide committed by Warner could be considered a mercy killing since if he hadn't taken himself out of the action (according to the DUmmies) he would have been CRUSHED under by the Hillary Machine. Oh, and Pitt, if you haven't figured it out yet...Hillary WILL be your nominee in 2008. Karl Rove has determined that Hillary is the EASIEST candidate to beat and thus has behind the scenes been making arrangements for her 2008 nomination. Scream all you want, DUmmies, but there is NO stopping Hillary (with Karl's help). So it has been decided (by Karl) so it WILL be done. So let us enjoy some Mark Warner bashing by the DUmmies as they screech at his apostasy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wearing his Hillary '08 button, is in the [brackets]:

Another one. Jesus Baldheaded Christ, another one.

[Another DUmmie disappointment, Pitt? Do continue...]

Democrat Gov. Warner rejects Iraq withdrawal date

Reuters

By Daniel Trotta

NEW YORK, Nov 28 (Reuters) - The United States needs to set milestones for progress, not a firm withdrawal date, before it can leave Iraq, Virginia governor and prospective Democratic presidential candidate Mark Warner said on Monday.

"This Democrat doesn't think we need to re-fight how we got into (the Iraq war). I think we need to focus more on how to finish it," Warner said.

"To set an arbitrary deadline or specific date is not appropriate," he said. "... It is incumbent on the president to set milestones for what he believes will be the conclusion."

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Can anyone sincerely believe that we will EVER get out of Iraq without a full and complete vetting of how we got in? Do dismiss how we got there is to let the people who did this have a free pass, and allows them to CONTINUE DOMINATING THE POLICY DISCUSSION.

[The BAD NEWS for Mark Warner is that he just lost his DUmmie support. The GOOD NEWS for Mark Warner is that he won't be getting a non-Judas kiss from Pied Piper Pitt.]

That's right you dumbass Dems.
Keep it up. Pretty soon you'll be pandering for votes in Orange County because no respectable Democrat would vote for your dumb asses.

[Deep within the White House the Dark Lord, Karl Rove, is rubbing his hands gleefully and saying, "ALL is going according to plan."]

F*cking idiots.... THEY JUST DON"T GET IT
do they?

[Hmmm... My initial opinion of Mark Warner was that he is a lightweight but you seem to express this thought in even bolder terms.]

I'm sick of platitudes and partisan politics and BROWN NOSING! BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Your application for writing the 2008 Democrat platform is under serious review.]

Yup. The Pod People have taken control of the country. No doubt about it.

[Any relation to the iPod People?]

F*cking incredible! It seems that someone was on a personal crusade today to attack everyone who is an anti-war Dem or Green, or those who refuse to kiss the ass of corporate whores regardless of political affiliation... Jesus Mary Joseph on a piece of burnt toast!

[We have a 2008 reservation for you in the Anger Management Program after Hillary is nominated.]

And I had high hopes for Gov. Warner...
Given a choice in the primaries, I won't vote for anyone who doesn't oppose our occupation in Iraq. I guess I will have to look at someone else to vote for in the primaries. bummer

[Psst! The Evil Elf will probably be running.]

Seems like the only person I can support now for 2008 is either Russ Feingold or John Kerry.

[aka Mr. Nerd and Mr. Heinz.]

We're only asking the Sunnis to get along with their neighbors without sending out the death squads. Is that too much to ask? If so, then we're truly screwed.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Warner *borrowed* the Iraq GOP talking points, because he has absolutely no experience, knowledge or abilities in the foreign policy national security arena. Warner is entitled to an opinion, but has no creds to state why people should follow him. We get the newspaper too. He COMPLETELY skips the fact that accountability is necessary to move forward and reclaim America's moral authority in the world. There are a wealth of better Exit Iraq plans out there. Warner didn't disappoint as much as make me laugh at how he is training to be the new 2008 version of Lieberman. Warner, Joementum II, updated just in time for 2008!

[Little does this DUmmie know that the Dark Lord, Rove, cast an EVIL spell on Mark Warner causing his brain cells to short circuit.]

This Warner guy is stinking to high heaven.

[The peasants are revolting. The STINK on ice.]

Typical DLC corporatist sheep.
I saw Warner on C-SPAN last weekend, and I was very unimpressed. Just another jello-spined "centrist".

[The pigs are FLYING!!! I actually AGREE with a DUmmie!!!]

Has the DLC gotten to Warner? Since he lacks military experience, has he overcompensated? Has he never met Dennis? F*ck if this doesn't bum me out! I had some hopes for him. On the other hand, I have a feeling we libs aren't going to *get* a candidate to our liking. We're going to have to hold our noses . . . AGAIN.

[Our Dark Lord, Rove, has determined that you will be holding your noses to vote for Hillary in 2008.]

Can someone pleaaaaase get Al Gore on the phone? Some of us would REALLY like him to clear off his calendar for 2008.

[Algore won't be running because he BETRAYED US!!!]

I will not support any candidate that does not make withdrawal from Iraq as their number one campaign issue. I'm done with nuance on this issue. Our occupation of Iraq is the most egregious and destabilizing event committed by the USA during my life. No pullout? No support!

[ALL is going according to Karl Rove's plan!]

Agreed. If the Democratic Party can't come up with a candidate who is looking to ACTIVELY END this disgrace and hold Bush accountable for starting it in the first place, and if the party "leadership" decides it's "bad strategy" to seek these ends, then the party will unworthy of support IMO. What will happen is unclear now though... Will the party go through the door that Murtha has opened for it, or will it stick with the Hilary/Warner path?

[The latter path is the ONLY option that will be allowed you.]

Another one bites the dust!
I guess the perfect candidate is still yet to be found.

[Evil Elf.]

God, I am soooo tired of politicians who don't get it. So, he's young, blow dried and an asshole. No vote from us and my family has 14. Go and get dry behind your ears, Warner. We're done with little boys.

[The same could be said about John Edwards. And WHERE did he disappear to?]

Maybe I'm being cynical, but I gotta wonder who's been lining the pockets (or making death threats) of Gov. Mark Warner.

[Ah! The hidden hand of Master Rove at work.]