DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-05 ("No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th")

Yesterday’s DUmmie FUnnies thread was an “I BELIEVE” type of thread. Today’s DUmmie THREAD titled, “No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th” could be considered an Anti-I BELIEVE thread. Notice how the DUmmies angrily react to the strong dose of reality posed by DUmmie Walt Starr. As usual, the other dimensional DUmmie postings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

No matter what, Bush WILL be sworn in as president on January 20th. There is no way around that fact constitutionally. First of all, the electoral votes have been cast and will be read and Bush will be declared the winner. Should some Senator end his/her political career by contesting a slate of electors, it gets thrown to the House where each STATE gets a single vote. Bush would win by a bigger margin in the House than he did in the electoral college! The Senate WILL choose Cheney and the whole point will be moot!

Face the fact folks, constitutionally, Bush WILL BE SWORN IN ON JANUARY 20TH!!!

I suggest energy be put towards the decision of who will be DNC Chair in February and fighting the Bush agenda on a daily basis because it will be a LONG four years otherwise.

[Uh-Oh! Prepare to be thoroughly flamed, DUmmie Walt Starr, for your realistic post in DUmmieland.]

stop being a realist

[I agree. Nothing more disgusting than a lousy realist who refused to BEEEELEEEEVE that Kerry will be inaugurated this month.]

You had better get used to it. Nothing is going to stop it.

[YOU BE QUIET!!! I believe! I believe! I BEEEELEEEEVE!!!]

I'm still offering $5 bets that Kerry takes the oath of office--people used to laugh--now they just look very uncomfortable

[They look very uncomfortable because they don’t feel good with taking money from a sucker.]

I'll bet you $1000 that Bush is sworn in on January 20th. Care to take me up on it?

[Let me in on some of that action as well.]

You're most certainly on but it could get us thrown off the message board-- at least I can say I put my money where my mouth--or typing finger--is

[It’s fun to watch a DUmmie drain his funds dry.]

Face it now. it would only be worse if you went all the way to January 20 thinking Kerry was going to be sworn in and had t face it then.

[And to help you face it then, here is the Suicide Hotline number: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

Oh! Oh! Please, stop! I might cry!

[Reality! What a downer!]

Too many people on DU are living in a fantasy world thinking that Kerry will still be able to be president when it simply is not going to happen.

[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE! BEEEEELEEEEEVE!]

What I find particularly sad is that there are still a lot of people on DU who are clinging to sheer fantasy. You'll see lots of posts about Kerry's "secret plan" which he is putting into action "out of sight, in just the right way." Just before Christmas we had many 1000+ posters clamoring about the "blockbuster lawsuit" filed last Monday in Ohio that would reveal all and change everything.
Look, there are some very fundamental problems that will block any attempt to change anything. We're stuck with at least four more years of our War Crimes President. The Democrats are a sham, being a mere fictional foil of the republican party. It's all a facade. The press is now completely corrupted, acting as a state news agency to prop up the fraud. We're living in a soviet state. Protests will be edited from domestic news coverage just as thay have been for the past four years. Of course, they will be covered in the foreign press. This is the way it was in the Soviet Union. The way I see it, the only hope for change is from one of two places -- either from outside the country, or the republican party itself. It took the Soviet Union seventy years before Gorbachev came along. It could very well be that long before our country returns to democracy, if it ever does.

[DUmmie sally343434 tries to get her fellow DUmmies back to reality and then claims we are living in a soviet state. So even when DUmmies try to be realistic they almost always fail in the attempt.]

How crushed will your hope be if you are led to believe that Jan 6 will result in an unlikely miracle and it doesn't?

[It will destroy my life but, other than that, no big deal].

So, Walt: when Conyers says he's absolutely sure that SEVERAL Senators WILL contest, you think he's lying, or spinning, or what exactly?

[Dreaming acid inspired dreams.]