DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 AM Edition ("DUmmie Thread About DUmmie FUnnies!!!)

I went into DUmmieland this morning fully expecting to do a DUFU edition about them being hit hard by the shock wave of reality after the big letdown from the BIG EVENT promised them by Pied Piper Pitt. Yes, there are such threads over there but ONE thread superseded them all. It was this DUmmie THREAD titled “This will get your hackles up...” about our very own DUmmie FUnnies!!! Specifically this DUmmie is about yesterday’s DUFU thread titled “The Sadness.” As you might remember I promised to give any DUmmie thread devoted to the DUFUs TOP PRIORITY! Every once in a while the inhabitants of my DUmmie Ant farm take a break from their normal routine and observe the big guy watching them through the glass. Let us now enjoy the DUmmies critiquing the DUmmie FUnnies. The DUmmie critiques are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent’s, enduring the slings and arrows of DUmmie slurs, is in the [brackets]:

This will get your hackles up...If you want to get psyched up for continuing this battle for democracy, just read this thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1308991/posts

[WOO! HOO! Despite the fact that there is a WEALTH of material today in DUmmieland about the vast DUmmie disappointment over the many unfulfilled promises of an overturned election, I chose this thread because it is devoted to the DUmmie FUnnies. The world can change its orbit (it almost did with Sunday’s earthquake) but I ALWAYS give TOP PRIORITY to DUmmie threads about the DUFUs.]

one more reason to get a grip and quit airing our laundry ...and emotional baggage. This election was stolen. We must stay focused....people were deprived of their right to vote, etc. Stay focused.

[Stay focused… Don’t let the fact that we are making laughingstocks of ourselves divert us… Stay focused. Ignore the mocking… Get a grip. Ignore them laughing at us… Election was stolen… WILL YOU DAMN FREEPERS QUIT LAUGHING AT US SO WE CAN STAY FOCUSED!!!…Get a grip…]

Nah...who cares what they think.

[May I place you on the PING List?]

whats with that bad art by PJ-Comix

[Ahhh! This marks the first time my name has been mentioned in DUmmieland. Actually Bob Lizarraga drew the original Li’l Beaver which has been modified to a 3-D effect. To give justice to Bob, I present below one of his 2-D panels featuring Li’l Beaver and the G-Man (G. Gordon Liddy).]

God Sees The freepers , and weeps

[I see the DUmmies, and laugh.]

*rolls eyes* I'm just not affected by them anymore. They're just looking to get us mad, and it simply doesn't work on me anymore. *shrug*

Although this: 'I'm predicting some mass suicides come January. Did I say "predict". I meant "hoping for".' was ridiculous. "Yeah, you're Democrats, SO DIE!!!!!"

[That latter wasn’t my post. I’m a bit more generous to the DUmmies. I always provide a Suicide Hotline number: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

History repeats...Brownshirts then, Freepers now. Nothing new.

[That was a cruel analogy. But just to show you there are no hard feelings, I shall sing a little bedtime song to you DUmmies.]

[Oh Fatherland, Fatherland,

Show us the sign

Your children have waited to see.

The morning will come

When the world is mine.

Tomorrow belongs to me!]




"I will have the car mileage to prove it" is actually pretty goddam funny.

[How about “Pied Piper Pitt?” Since the infamous William RIVERS Pitt made the above post I would like his input on that. Hmmm….This is getting interesting. Now that Pied Piper Pitt has been quickly losing his credibility with the DUmmies he might be seeing that his bread and butter could be located over on the Dark Side. But will YOURS TRULY succumb to this Pitt flattery? I’ll put it like this: Pied Piper Pitt has a standing invitation to the DUFU book party. I really hope he shows up playing a flute and dressed up like the Pied Piper of Hamelin.]

No. I won't waste my time reading that site. What's the point?

[Reality check.]

That was a pretty lame attempt at freeper humor...What really fascinates me is the hard on this guy has for Will Pitt. What an amazing herd of unfortunate ejaculations these Freepers are. Where are all the anthropologists?

[Pitt is interesting in that he is like a carnie barker at a circus sideshow. He barks out all sort of exciting vote fraud performances inside the tent. When the DUmmie suckers enter they see that is was all hype. The equivalent of entering a sideshow carnie tent expecting to see a half naked exotic South Seas dancer only to be confronted by a fully dressed hausfrau hag. I think the DUmmies now realize that the exotic dancer promised by carnie barker Pitt is merely a frumpy hag. Sorry, no refunds at the carnie tents.]

Boy - they spend a lot of time tracking us... that can't be bad!!

[True. Although you all failed miserably in the politics department you have been EXCELLENT inadvertent comedians.]

i actually think they are secretly in love with us.

[Sorry. I’ve seen some DUmmie pics in your gallery. Major turnoff.]

I went there because of that e-mail they sent you -- looking to...see if they had a thread about it. There is a ton of talk about us out there. I don't know if you've seen Three Amigos, but evidently we're their El Guapo.

[El Feo is closer to the truth.]

They laugh at anyone's misery. They seem to have nothing much to think about, but spend their time just cracking jokes showing no understanding of what we are trying to do. I suppose it is their forum for that purpose, but they seem to enjoy it so much it is just sick...

[Actually we do understand what you are trying to do…Look for the Vote Fraud Pot of Gold at the end of the rainbow…Which is why we laugh at you. But continue with your rant, DUmmie dlaliberte…]

If any of them are reading this, here is a clue about what motivates us. Yes, we feel pain over the apparent loss in this election, and yes we believe it could be different, and we strive to make a difference against all odds. But our pain is not just for ourselves, but for the world. We pity the poor, not to give them a handout, but to lend a helping hand. We don't pity the rich, who despise anyone who would deny them their tax break handouts….]

[DUmmie dlaliberte is definitely in contention for the Drama Queen of the Week Award. Please continue…]

You don't have to look far to see election fraud, but you have to look. We have seen enough statistical evidence of fraud to potentially overturn the election, but we do not have the legal control over the hard evidence to make the case indisputable. We have seen those who control the election process abuse it and cover up their abuse. And we see, but don't want to see, the prospect of being totally out of control politically, and this drives us to feeling out of control emotionally, sometimes….

[Key phrase: “And we see, but don't want to see, the prospect of being totally out of control politically, and this drives us to feeling out of control emotionally, sometimes….” And that pretty much sums up this whole “Vote Fraud” shtick. It is all about being out of political control. As for actual “vote fraud” it is strange that the DUmmies never actually show any specific examples of it except to claim that the Republicans MUST have committed it. Anway, put the finishing touch upon your rant, DUmmie dlaliberte…]

We see the truth that the election was a fraud, but you do not. You are witnessing not our psychosis, but our many ways of dealing with your psychosis.

[Today the DUmmies are holding a vigil in front of Kerry’s Boston townhouse to convince him to “deconcede.” And WE have the psychosis?]

What a smarmy bunch they have nothing better to do? Of course not, THEY don't have TONS of shit to plow through like we have...because we aren't busy RAPING the world, PLUNDERING the taxpayers' wealth to ENRICH our sorry selves and RUINING the environment like they are. Easy to be RICH when you DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE and DON'T MIND RIPPING EVERYONE ELSE OFF. LET'S GET THESE LYING, SADISTIC CORPORATE PIGS OUT OF OUR GOVERNMENT!

[I would respond to your rant but I am too busy pouring arsenic into the ground, polluting our drinking water, and generally RAPING the world.]