Thursday, November 06, 2014

DUmmies Pray for 2016 Senate Salvation

Please, Blue Fairy! Oh PRETTY PLEASE!!! Please return the Senate to the Democrats in 2016.

The DUmmies are now praying for the Senate to return to majority Democrat in 2016. However, the very map they have posted shows it is an almost impossible task. I see at most 3 or maybe even 4 chances at the most. Not enough to regain the Senate especially since Landrieu looks like history and Manchin has a good chance of switching sides soon. In fact, the Democrats could even lose a couple of seats in 2016. I am thinking of Nevada tossing out Harry Reid and Colorado dumping their remaining Democrat. Even some DUmmies have given up hope as you can see on their thread, The Senate Map Flips in 2016. So let us now watch the DUmmies cross their fingers and wish real hard for a 2016 Senate flip in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys watching the DUmmies flip their lids, is in the [brackets]:

The Senate Map Flips in 2016

[Say it enough times and you might believe it.]

“After securing control of the Senate Tuesday, Republicans are already staring down a daunting map for 2016,” Roll Call reports.

[It doesn't look daunting at all. Conservatives states are going to vote their approval of shamnesty?]

“The majority of the Senate battleground in the next election cycle will be fought on Republican turf, with the GOP defending 24 seats to the Democrats’ 10. There is more trouble for the party beneath those raw numbers; only two Democratic seats are in competitive states, while more than half a dozen Republican incumbents face re-election in states President Barack Obama carried at least once.”

[Yawn! Maybe if you DUmmies rub that map enough and chant it might work. Now to the DUmmie hopeful reactions...]

Don't worry Our wonderful Democratic Party leaders and their highly paid grifters...err...I mean "consultants" and "strategists" will find some way to f*** it up.

[COAKLEY 2016!!!]

Yes, but at the moment none of these are "open" seats. I think people don't understand how bad the map was for Senate Democrats this year. Not only were we fighting on Republican turf in many places, but there were so many open seats, due mostly to senators retiring. Right now, there are no open races in any of the states that we would hope to turn from red to blue in 2016.

[Party Pooper!!!]

Can Barack Obama Run For Senator In Illinois In 2016?..... I know he says this is his last job - but isn't it possible for him to go back to the Senate? If he can't or doesn't want to - how about Michelle.

[And you call yourselves a REALITY based community?]

I wouldn't count on a flip in PA. It's not out of the question, but there has to be a ton of negatives for the Republicans to be ousted in this state.

[Okay, enough with 2016. How about if we talk 2018?]


Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Add in the fact these fools are just too [EXPLETIVE DELETED] stupid to change their message or what they stand for and I (like PJ) can see the DSA losing more Senate seats in 2016.

3:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they just didn't hit race & gender rhetoric hard enough. smh

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Believe it or not, that's probably what they're thinking. They're also thinking the voters are idiots and that those who didn't vote are even bigger idiots. No way in hell will they admit their policies suck and that their policies are what's getting them torched at the polls.

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US.


11:43 AM  
Anonymous The Soul of Troglaman said...

Every one of those red states will be blue after the 2016 election as the voters will throw them out for the high crime of opposing the will of Obama.

11:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only they had known that the Repubs would bend over...backwards for "Obama" in 2015, they would have saved themselves much angst.

9:21 AM  
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