Friday, June 03, 2011

"THEY" are bringing down Edwards and Weiner!



"THEY" are at it again! Those mysterious unseen forces are bringing down progressives left and left! John Edwards: VICTIM. Anthony Weiner: VICTIM. Dennis Kucinich: VICTIM. The list goes on and on. Ooh, those "THEY" people!! I could stamp my little feet!

That's what DUmmie RandomThoughts does today in this THREAD, "So how many people do you think noticed."

So let us take a trip to the land where progressives can do no wrong, DUmmieland, where the comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--asking the DUmmies to tell William Rivers Pitt that someone actually WAS indicted today . . . it was John Edwards! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!--is in the [brackets]:

So how many people do you think noticed.

[That the question mark on my keyboard is not working.]

They could not get progressives by elections.

[THEY!!! OH NOES!! Not THEY again!!!]

So they put charges on Edwards.

[benburch is jealous.]

They smear Weiner

[EEEEWW!! Ketchup or mustard?]

Redistrict out Dennis Kucinich district.

[Maybe Kookie can represent the aliens from outer space.]

And that is what you see, how many people of better attempts not in National spot light do they do the same things to.

[THEY are doing it to us all! Only we don't know it! People of better attempts, unite!]

Do you think people are noticing the pattern.

[THEY have taken our question marks, and we do not know where they have put them!]

I believe people are noticing -- but are stunned enough to not know what to do.

[THEY are using stun guns now!]

Its going to be OK. Hobbits are rallying, Sorrowman in the Shire. He is out of his tower. People are seeing it.

[Kucinich is rallying the Elves. . . .]

Who is "they"?

[That's just it! THEY won't identify themselves, which is proof that THEY exist! Devious, isn't it?]

Are the US government (with the aid of a federal grand jury), Andrew Breitbart and the news media, and Republicans in Ohio all the same organization?

[Aaah, you're beginning to connect the dots!]

What a wonderful conspiracy.


One need not invoke a common plot in order to understand that many "disparate" forces have common aims.

[Disparately Seeking Suasion.]

so easily the BS . . . we're like kittens after catnip playing with the end of the yarn and ignoring the ball.

[Weiner's tweethearts did not ignore the ball.]

i noticed that Edwards has been indicted . . .

[CALL PITT! Maybe he can get a scoop!]

and the entire gwbush administration still walks free, and i want to scream.

[Don't worry. They're all going to be indicted within 24 business hours.]

I've noticed from another country and get constantly hammered for saying so. The usual excuse is that I'm not an American, so I can't criticize.

[John Edwards would be a KING in France!]

If he used campaign funds to support his mistress, which is illegal, then he needs to pay. . . .


I would like to see the lawbreakers in the Bush Admin. brought to justice, but with a corporate asshole as AG, and a corporatist as President, it ain't gonna happen.


I think they are operating on the money being fungible. . . .

[Edwards got a fungus from this? They can operate on a fungus? I did not know that.]

For this observation alone I believe you deserve the beer and travel money. And many experiences.

[Here's to many experiences! Head on over to Bukowski's and have a cold one!]


Anonymous Corona said...

To quote FrankJ, "THEY! I HATE "THEY"!"

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THEY "redistrict out dennis Kucinich (sic) district." Call a waaambulance for that DUmmie! Someone needs to explain to the DUmmie that, due to population shifts, Ohio lost 2 congressional seats. Which seat does the DUmmie want to disappear if not Kucinich's? Besides that, DUmmie, it was the Democrat Party that invented Gerrymandering back in 1812. Back then it was known at the Democratic-Republican Party, but it was the forerunner of the Democrat Party. And, Democrat gerrymandering gave us districts for such wonderfully intelligent Dumbocrats such as Cynthia McKinney and William "Cold Cash" Jefferson. So, if Kucinich's district is one that goes away, too bad, so sad, 'cause that's the rules the DUmbocrats like to play by ... iff it adversely impacts a Republican.

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Who is 'they"?

Who is "they"? Who do you think?
"They" forced John Edwards to have sleazy trysts and then use campaign money to cover it all up. "They" caused Ohio to loose population and two Congressional seats. "They" forced Congressman Weiner to do whatever the hell he did with his weiner.

It's Rove, dammit! It's Rove I tells ya. Rove and that corporatist President, what's his name?

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Don Knotts - "Who are they?"
Phil Silvers - "Who do ya think?!"

4:36 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"It's going to be OK. Hobbits are rallying, Sorrowman in the Shire. He is out of his tower. People are seeing it."

It's the Last Alliance of DUmmies and Moonbats as they emerge from their basements to challenge the Corportist President in his Oval Office of evil.

10:10 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Since no one was ever willing to admit to being they, my brother and a friend tried to incorporate as "They" and then demand a royalty for accepting whatever blame came with it.

I still think it's a reasonable business model.

10:00 PM  

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