Thursday, February 15, 2007

Mookie, Mookie, Lend Me Your Comb

It looks like Mookie al-Sadr has split the Iraq scene for Iran due to too much heat from the upcoming troop surge that the Democrats have assured us can't work. Already the DUmmies are pining for his return as you can see in this THREAD titled, "CNN: Muqtada al Sadr Left Iraq For Iran." So what we have here are supposedly feminist leftwing loonies longing for the return of an Islamo-Fascist who wants to cover all women with ugly black burkhas and treat them like third class dirt. The reason for this is that Mookie's saving grace in the eyes of the Left is that he is anti-American. So let us now watch the DUmmies swoon over their dreamy Mookie in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Mookie has decided to forgo his 72 virgin quota by splitting town on the fly, is in the [brackets]:

CNN: Muqtada al Sadr Left Iraq For Iran

[Tell us again how the Surge can't possibly work.]

a run for the border before it closes? His spiritual roots are living in Qom I do believe.

[It's the Qom before the storm for Mookie.]

He might have been seen by some Shia as a traitor for rejoining the parliament. Of course he could be there to wait out the surge. Some of his staff have left for Iran. this will make it difficult for the US to off the head of the Madhi brigade.

[Meanwhile Mookie is staring at his navel in Qom. Isolated and away from troublemaking.]

Considering what the surge is doing to the Shias in Baghdad, I wouldn't blame Sadr for going to Iran where he would be a lot safer.

[Tell us again how the surge can't work.]

Yes. I'm thinking this is a WH propaganda attempt.

[You mean Mookie is still hanging around his 'hood?]

I don't believe a word of this crap, by the way.

[For your devout belief, you will be receiving a Mookie Man Action Toy.]

Correspondent Michael Ware being MUCH more skeptical of it. Kind of pulling the rug out from under the story.

[Michael Ware will also be receiving a Mookie Man Action Toy. It splits at the first sign of trouble. Batteries not included.]

The CNN White House correspondent was breathless, almost giddy, in being the good stenographer putting out the Bush spin on Muqtada in Iran. No questioning of the info, just repeating it with no analysis. I love how the "senior administration officials: said he fled because of the "surge". From what I've heard from news reports about the "surge", it's a bust. Thank God Michael Ware was on to give a report on the ground in Iraq with some Iraqi realism instead of Bush spin.

[Well now, let's take it from the top & grab some wheels & on the way we'll talk about some cuckoo deals.]

Seems like Fabricated Crap in order to Attack Iran.

[Now you're on the way, miss, & I'm readin' you just fine.
Don't cut out of here till we get on Cloud 9.]

He's been there two or three weeks? Wolf Blitzer just said it was a hot breaking story! And I don't give a damn WHERE Sadr ended up--NOBODY NOTICED that he left the country at least two weeks ago?

[I've got smog in my noggin ever since you made the scene.]

Sadr went to Iran? Whoopie ding dong.

[If you ever tool me out...dead, I'm the saddest, like a brain.]

Iraqi official now DENIES Sadr in Iran...

[Baghdad Bob is working again?]

Very suspicious timing coinciding with surge debate. We will have to wait and see how this story develops.

[Man, I got my bruise lighters in my flapsy-colored pen.
You're gonna send me to that planet know it, baby, the end!]

An aide to Mr. Sadr, reached by telephone on Tuesday night, denied that Mr. Sadr had left Iraq and said that the cleric was planning a televised address in the next several says.

[If you ever cut out, you might be a stray cat.
'Cause when I'm flyin' solo, nowhere's we're on that!]

it's all the rage these days, getting out of Iraq

[It's because of the surge that the Democrats say can't work.]

Oh of course he's in Iran ...we need at least one other reason to bomb the snot out of an innocent country ...

[Mookie, Mookie, lend me your comb. Mookie, Mookie?]

Nothing but political spin to try and scare the Democrats debating the surge in the House and Senate... You will start seeing Bushies jumping up and down saying the surge is working... We need to get some factual reporting on this to counter.

[What's with this comb caper, baby? Why do you wanna latch up with my comb?]

Can you say, for a fact, that he may NOT catch the next flight back? Methinks this is all a part of our Idiot King's waltz to build up hatred for Iran.

[I just want you to stop combing your hair...& kiss me. You're the maximum utmost.]

He's been there for weeks but yet it is just now important enough to be newsworthy. Seems like another convenient news plant to up the Iran agenda.

[Well, I beans & I dreams goin', I'm movin' right now. 'Cause that's the kind of scene that I, you're the ginchiest!]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's all the rage these days, getting out of Iraq
It is if you're a terrorist!

It's funny how the DUmmies support pulling our troop out of Iraq, and even Afghanistan, but not from any of the Balkan states like Kosovo. I guess, since these wars were "Clinton's Wars," the DUmmies fully support any "open-ended" troop involvements there.

11:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's been there two or three weeks? Wolf Blitzer just said it was a hot breaking story! And I don't give a damn WHERE Sadr ended up--NOBODY NOTICED that he left the country at least two weeks ago?

Well, I believe the Administration has been saying it in public for at least a week, to which the Leftist press responded that it couldn't be true. So really the only people who didn't notice were the Left, and they were in denial until yesterday.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this may seem retorical, but where did that pig find dirty bath linens to wrap around his head??
Just askin' ya know.


7:24 PM  

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