Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bush Speech Causes Severe BDS Attack

As could be expected, the Bush speech last night about Iraq has caused a severe attack of BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) among the Left. One of the worst outbreaks of BDS has occurred in DUmmieland as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I Am Now One-Hundred-Percent For Impeachment." Of course, the DUmmies haven't quite figured out that even if Bush were impeached and removed from office (they would need all Democrats and 16 Republicans to vote for conviction), Dick Cheney would become president. Their illusion about this is that they can somehow impeach Bush and Cheney simultaneously before Cheney has a chance to name a replacement vice-president, thus leaving the Oval Office open for occupation by the Queen of San Francisco. Every day that goes by makes impeachment less and less likely since the Left must now race against the clock. This will culminate in a gigantic BDS implosion sometime next year when the Left realizes that the clock has run out on Chimpeachment. So let us now watch the DUmmies race to get Chimpeachment going in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still noting no SPECIFIC grounds presented for Chimpeachment, is in the [brackets]:

I Am Now One-Hundred-Percent For Impeachment.

[Before, this DUmmie was only 99.99% for impeachment.]

He's psychotic, Dick is medically unstable. Amendment 25.
Say HELLO to Madame President!!!

[A psychiatric analysis from the heart of the asylum.]

He's a delusional psychopath. Dick is paranoid & clinically depressed. They're both unfit for office. OUT.

[Are they yet taking even a tenth of the heavy duty meds the DUmmies themselves admit they take on a daily basis?]

He's f*cking delusional!!!!!!!!! And a asshole "big time" to boot. Argggggggh

[Delusional enough to believe that a president and vice-president can be impeached simultaneously?]

if ever there was a speech worthy of impeachment! This is definitely it. He knows he is toast.

[Meanwhile we shall wait and wait and wait and wait until you can finally dream up some actual grounds for impeachment.]

Impeach Now! Before I was willing to wait for the investigations. Now, I am not. I am as frightened for our country as he looked.

[Do not pass Go. Go straight to Chimpeachment.]

Don't Waxman and Conyers have enough to proceed?

[They can always improvise.]

Any further investigations to explore the possibility of impeachment are nothing more than a waste of taxpayer dollars. Impeach the motherf*cker, and do it NOW!


I hear ya on what you're saying though. I wish so much we could just wipe the slate clean of his stain. But reality matters, and in reality it not only just simply isn't going to happen any time soon, but the alternative of Cheney is even worse.

[A DUmmie suffers an unpleasant moment of harsh reality.]

I've been on the fence impeachment-wise due to the clog it would cause in Congress. F*ck the clog. This man knows nothing but war. He sees this nation in eternal war. I feel after watching him that he listens to no one. He demands his own removal.

[One advantage of attempted Chimpeachment is that it would uselessly divert the Democrat Congress from their dopey projects by wasting their time.]

I've been fairly cautious about impeachment and have stayed away from all threads on the topic...but after tonight...Impeach. I'm calling my representatives tomorrow morning and following with letters.


Got The 67 Votes To Convict Yet? Even then, that will take then who knows how much more destruction this asshat will do. He's unhinged and impeachment doesn't scare him in the least cause there aren't the vote to do it. There aren't 16 Repugnicans who will vote to kick him way no how. And as I've said in the past, a political impeachment isn't good enough for this war criminal...only a criminal prosecution is. This isn't done in the House or Senate, it's done in the Hague and courtrooms around the world. If you want justice, that's where it will take place.

[When Chimpeachment doesn't work out, the DUmmies still have The Hague delusion to fall back upon despite the fact that The Hague has NO jurisdiction in the USA.]

The main thing though that I think we should all agree on is that FULL and COMPREHENSIVE investigations need to be started up by the best people RIGHT AWAY! I don't want to just treat it as window dressing like those from the impeach first crowd are worried about! I'm still dead serious about wanting to impeach the bums!

[Killjoy! Didn't you hear the other DUmmies? Skip the silly investigations. Go straight to Chimpeachment NOW!]

As soon as Waxman finds his "watergate tapes" moment of investigation, there will be a grass roots movement like the world hasn't ever seen before I think! Those in congress will realize that if they don't go forward on it, there will be revolution happening in subsequent weeks.

["Watergate Tapes" moment, not to be confused with the "Walter Cronkite" moment.]

Let's get so much evidence that there is no choice but to impeach and get the VOTES first.

[Out of all the many Chimpeachment threads that I've read, including this one, I've yet to see one solid ground for impeachment presented.]

My "Pelosi 2007" bumper sticker's going on my car tomorrow... next to my impeach sticker already there!

[I'm gonna have a BLAST looking at the drivers of cars with those bumper stickers. I always enjoy seeing what sort of loons have the crazed Leftwing bumper stickers on their cars and the "Pelosi 2007" will be the most interesting to watch for.]

We HAVE to press this case, with EVERYTHING we've got, starting immediately! Let's take advantage of the momentum while we have it! SEIZE the time!!!

[You've already had a BDS brain seizure.]

The monstrous nature of this administration's numerous, documented and in some cases admitted-and-justified crimes is so egregious that anyone NOT voting to impeach his ass after the crimes are shown should be kicked right the fuck out of office by the citizens of this country.

[Meanwhile I'm still waiting for you to name just ONE ground for impeachment. Wake me up if you ever find it.]

...We must keep the peoples revolution moving if America is to be returned to it's rightful owners: WE THE PEOPLE. Our leaders can join in or get run over, that is their choice... The removal of these scumbags is key to America's future place in the world. Their conviction can be the harbinger of a great new age for our planet as many of the problems we face will no longer be blocked by these asshats.

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Blogger heldmyw said...

It just gets stranger and stranger!

I'm almost used to the near-deranged ranting of some of the leftie submunitions. The 'crackle, crackle' is almost soothing. I think I'll miss the chanting, signage and papier mache heads when it finally dawns that it's not 1970 anymore and these things are as cliche as cliche can be.

What I truly cannot comprehend is why they constantly set themselves up for catastrophic failure? Fitzmas didn't teach them anything, apparently. Presumption of guilt is not evidence of guilt, no matter how many people are earnestly doing the presuming.

As has been observed here, there is no solid evidence put forth as the basis for impeachment... ever.

Read the comments in the DU thread. There is no inkling that the vast amount of anti-Bush rhetoric was, in reality, just that. Rhetoric lacking in substance, legal grounding...sanity.

He didn't "lie", there WERE WMD's, the Downing Street Memo is accurate... on and on!

The implosion over the troop increase, coupled with the inevitable refusal of the House to impeach should be very interesting.

Who want to start a pool?

1:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...We must keep the peoples revolution moving if America is to be returned to it's rightful owners: WE THE PEOPLE"


I cant get a real job because I am too lazy, uneducated, and unmotivated. I count on the idiots in the Democrat party to vote me everything I need even if it damages the real working class. Also, I play a lot of Clancy's games, so I am a super commando.

He's gonna learn that getting shot actually hurts, and you only get ONE life.

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's tally this up.

Bush said there were WMD's. There weren't.

Bush said we would be greeted as liberators. We weren't.

Bush said the war would take a couple of months. It didn't.

Bush said he listened to our generals. He fired the generals for not supporting his plan.

Bush said we had "turned a corner" in Iraq 18 MONTHS AGO. We've clearly gone back around that corner since.

Every single thing Bush has said during this war and about this war and about this war has been wrong. Every one. He is 0 for.

But this time, according to you folks, he's got it right. Really? Do you really think so? Do you really want to keep betting on a horse with a broken leg?

Every time a cow lifts its tail, shit comes out. Smart people eventually learn not to stand by the cow.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Every time a cow lifts its tail, shit comes out. Smart people eventually learn not to stand by the cow."

Every time a DUmmie types on his keyboard, something deranged comes out.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bush said there were WMD's. There weren't."

So the ones they've been finding don't count?

"Bush said we would be greeted as liberators. We weren't."

We were, just not everywhere. Perfection is not attainable.

"Bush said the war would take a couple of months. It didn't."

Major combat operations were done very quickly and with comparatively small losses.

"Bush said he listened to our generals. He fired the generals for not supporting his plan."

Removing a general to a different command is not firing.

"Bush said we had "turned a corner" in Iraq 18 MONTHS AGO. We've clearly gone back around that corner since."

All but 3 of the provinces are fairly well pacified. Should we leave New Orleans and Minneapolis because violent crimes are on the rise there?

"Every single thing Bush has said during this war and about this war and about this war has been wrong. Every one. He is 0 for."

He did say that the sky was blue in Iraq. Is that wrong? Keep stewing in your pile of excrement. We will enjoy it while pitying you at the same time.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good point that these freaks did not mention any charges that could actually be pressed against Bush.
"...We must keep the peoples revolution moving if America is to be returned to it's rightful owners: WE THE PEOPLE"
At first, when I'd hear rants like this from DUmmies, I'd be frightened at their lunacy, but not anymore. Know why: Because I have realized that, for all their shrieking and cries for 'Revolution,' they're all WAY too chicken to actually do what they say they're going to do. Even if they tried, they'd all just get their scrawny (Or in some cases, disgustingly fat) butts kicked from here to Kalamazoo in no time.

9:40 AM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Knowing a couple of these types in person, I'm not much worried about 'revolution' they start. None of them is capable of finding their own fat ass with a six-cell flashlight.

12:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The most recent impeachment resolution introduced by McKinney included Bush, Cheney, and Rice. Although, even if we only initially pursue Bush, initiating the impeachment process will lead to an investigation that will implicate lots of people in the Bush administration who are guilty of committing crimes, including Cheney.

As a popular movement, we believe that the strategy of going after both of them right off the bat would bring nay-sayers to the table asking for the evidence against Cheney. Not that there isn't evidence, but the evidence is less known, and more of it is hidden. This would only make our case less clear, and cause less people to be approving of it. More people agree about the need to impeach Bush, than about the need to impeach both of them. And, since the evidence against Cheney would come out in any trial against Bush, we find it strategically unnecessary to include him initially.

In addition, no matter who we get to replace Bush, we’ll be showing those in power that anyone who breaks the law will be held accountable.

All we need is a majority of support in the House. And 2/3rds vote in the Senate to remove Bush from office will happen once the evidence gets aired on the floor of the House, and subsequently the national media outlets. The political pressure will become too great.

Today's impossibility is tomorrow's reality. Republican Congress members will realize that tying their political future to Bush reduces their chances of getting elected. Remember, one way or another, Bush is gone by 2009— but members of Congress may retain their offices beyond that date. Bush's poll numbers are extremely low, and most Americans support impeachment. This is a bipartisan movement. This means that if we make the pressure unbearable for Members of Congress, they'll turn on him to keep their own seats (like they did with Nixon). It's already starting to happen. While many Members of Congress have behaved unethically in the last few years, it's important to understand that this is related to their warped view of what's in their self-interest. Let's wake them up to their true self-interest (impeaching the president), by showing them our support for impeachment.

And even if we only impeach, and the Senate fails to do their duty and remove him from office, it will only implicate the Senators who fail to do their sworn Constitutional duty.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In addition, no matter who we get to replace Bush, we’ll be showing those in power that anyone who breaks the law will be held accountable.

Apparently, except for you. Because you're a unique and special snowflake.

I also note that you still failed to name what exactly Bush has done to break the law. Just so you're aware, not doing what special snowflakes such as yourselves want isn't illegal. Throwing your temper tantrums won't help. All it does is amuse us.

Have a nice day, kiddo. Remember that university won't last forever, that eventually, you'll have to go out and ear a living like those of us who live in reality. ^_^

1:41 AM  

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