Thursday, November 02, 2006

"Hillary put the knife into Kerry's back"

Apparently there is no love lost between Hillary Clinton and John Kerry. It seems that Hillary was more than eager to stab her chief rival for the '08 nomination in the back. Unfortunately, by being so obvious, Hillary has earned the enmity of the DUmmiecrat Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Hillary put the knife into Kerry's back." It looks like Hillary doesn't have quite the political smarts she is given credit for because John Kerry was already committing political hara-kiri without any help from her. As a result, we now have the career of one potential '08 nominee DOA and the other on life support although Karl Rove can be expected to resuscitate Hillary in time for '08. So let us now watch the DUmmies pile on Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Hillary commit suicide and murder at the same time, is in the [brackets]:

Newsweek's R. Wolfe: "Hillary put the knife into Kerry's back"

[While committing political hara-kiri at the same time.]

It is hard to imagine something more harmfull to the Democrats than a Leader of the party bolstering the Republicans phony "Kerry was attacking the troops" campaign.

[Master Rove thanx Hillary for that invaluable service.]

But that is exactly what Hillary Clinton did today.
Every Network played a clip of Hillary slamming Kerry's words (which were really about Bush) as "completely inappropriate!"

[Notice how this DUmmie parenthetically strains to excuse Kerry?]

It was cold, harsh and dismissive. Richard Wolfe on MSNBC
referred to it as a "knife in the back."

[I refer to it as a "stab in the back" but I won't quibble over the exact wording.]

Hillary is a brilliant woman, lawyer, senator. I believed she had both principle and brains.

[Brains? Drowning a political opponent while he is already sinking himself?]

She is certainly savvy enough to know what Rove was doing and shouldhave been knocking it down and showing how they were abusing the "troops" in their political ploy.

[Hillary is no match for Master Rove.]

I am trully disgusted. I have met Bill Clinton. He is a great guy.I hope his GOTV campaign tour bear great results. Kerry's efforts were also untiring and deserves respect and I am sure Bill would never had shown the disrespect to Kerry that Hillary did.

[Bill especially never showed disrespect toward a woman named Juanita.]

I am sorry that Bill has to be associated with such a self-serving manipulation engaged in today by his dear wife.

[Poor widdle Bill. An innocent victim of Hillary manipulation.]

I hope the Party understands what it is getting with Hillary.

[Your '08 nominee as decreed by Master Rove. Now to hear from your fellow Hillary hating DUmmies...]

She's setting herself up... For an early 2008 implosion, and I look foward to backing someone who can best help her do that!

[John Kerry has her back.]

Kerry is the only candidate with the financial means to compete against Hillary, and spare us all a Hillary debacle in Fall 2008.

[Kerry's financial means comes in the person of Mama T.]

Why in the world would she do that? Her Senate seat is quite safe, so she doesn't have to suck up to Republicans. Does she think it will help her get the nomination in 2008? By then this brouhaha will be forgotten. Is she trying to screw Kerry so he won't get the nomination? I've tried to like her, but she keeps doing shit that makes that very, very difficult.

[Gee. Maybe Hilllary isn't quite the political genius she thinks she is.]

Kerry is a rival for the nomination, and Hillary, like Lucretia Borgia will dispose of her enemies by any means at her disposal.

[Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.]

These are the primaries. And Kerry damaged himself with this and anyone that thinks he comes out of this unscathed is fooling themselves. DU POV is often different than that in the rest of the Democratic community en masse. Quite frankly, I wouldn't vote for either Hillary or Kerry. We can do much better than those two knuckleheads. I'm sick of both of them.

]Dennis Kucinich is still unscathed by this affair.]

She triangulates too much for my liking...

[Quit staring at Hillary's triangulation.]

Our family chooses Clark also! He is a great man and our very best hope.

[And entirely a Clinton creation. Sorry, no go.]

Hillary stuck a knife in Murtha's back as well. Let's make sure we stick a knife in Hillary's back when she runs for President, she deserves it!

[That's a very sticky proposition.]

Two potential 2008 candidates go down in flames over this

-Sen. Kerry's uncanny ability to get "swift boated" for the mildest of mis-steps should show ANYONE in our party that the media would be just as glad to shill for the GOP against him in 2008 as they were in 2004. He is the "velcro' candidate.
-Sen. Clinton comes across as so calculating and unprincipled in incidents like this that she would be exposed as somebody "not to be trusted" quite early in a national campaign. A tough definition to shake... ask Al Gore.

[Al Gore as '08 nomineee? Hmmm.... Well, he is LOONIE enough to satisfy the DUmmies.]

Hillary, well as for me, she will never get my vote- ever.

[It doesn't matter. Karl Rove has decreed that Hillary WILL be your '08 nominee.]

I'm absolutely certain that she will not make it in the 2008 primaries past March. She won't even make it to Super Tuesday. People can smell a rat a mile away.

[I love the smell of fried RAT in the morning.]

Hillary has no core values other than her own ambition, like Nixon. On LGBT rights she told a small group of gays that she was "evolving" on marriage rights for gays. Evolving my ass! Triangulating!

[Hillary was looking for her triangle.]

So Hilary put her personal campaign for President ahead of Democrats winning this election in 1 week.

[You have to give Hillary credit for keeping her priorities straight.]

We can fight this fight next week - We need to stay united today. The focus should be on Bush.

[Or on a bushy triangulation.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q: If you HAD to munch some carpet, whose would you choose: Mammat T's or Hillary's triangulation?

A: Trick question, Hillary has a penis.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"bushy triangulation"

Holy shit! Now I'm going to be stuck with that image (eeewww!) for the rest of the day.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely "Hillaryous".

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This head-liner from who-else, the NYSlimes. "Flubbed Joke Makes Kerry a Political Punching Bag, Again."

No, it makes him a political kick in the bag if he had one.

I wonder if the DUmmies could use a little cheese with their whine.

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, even the DUmmies of all people realize Hillary's true nature. If she can't fool even them, then she doesn't have a hope in hell of fooling an average voter.

12:25 AM  

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