Tuesday, August 22, 2006

DUmmies Vent Their Inner Bush Hate

It is no secret that the DUmmies go BERSERK at the very sight of President Bush. Therefore it is entertaining to watch them be given the opportunity to vent their anger creatively as urged by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Under the surface, what disturbs you the most about this Administration?" So be creative, DUmmies. Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel. As usual the DUmmie anti-Bush rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, preparing to be entertained by another DUmmieland comedy show, is in the [brackets]:

Under the surface, what disturbs you the most about this Administration?

[The fact that it even exists?]

Is it the unpredictability? Is it the tendency to see war as the solution to every problem? Is it the total disregard for our Constitution and our laws? Is it the cruelty of their programs to the poor and least fortunate amongst us? Is it the dishonesty and the lies and the inability to tell the truth? Is it the uncertainty about whether our country will ever recover from this assault upon our liberties and our institutions? Is it the hardship they have placed upon our children and our grandchildren with the huge transfer of wealth to the most wealthy? Is it the hypocrisy they exhibit as they profess to be Christians? Is it all of the above and more?

[I blame Bush for the fact there is dust on my floor and for my ingrown toenail.]

the arrogance coupled with greed. they care for no one, no thing, unless it can get "them" more right away. They care for no law, unless it can get them more right away. It is all of it. Inhumanity, greed, arrogance, cruelty, pain.

[Arrogance and greed and pain...Oh my! Arrogance and greed and pain...Oh my!]

Totally criminally fraudulent & traitorous--elections;911;Plame;wmd;war

[And global warming. We musn't forget that.]

I think its lack of regard for the republic that bothers me most...In fact, it is that they seem to be evil that bothers me even more than that. By evil, I mean that I cannot see what benifit they see for their action - its as if they are TRYING to destroy everything.

[Late at night, George Bush pours arsenic into the ground water and salts the earth so nothing can grow for generations. It is that evil urge to destroy all.]

Sadistic in almost a revengeful manner - as if they were done terribly wrong in the past and they are now seeking revenge...

[Vengeance is mine sayeth Chimpus Khan.]

I've always thought that about Rove. I can just see him in high school -- intelligent, but socially inept & universally disliked -- spending all his time plotting revenge. He's taking it out on all of us, on the whole world. Now he's universally HATED, but that's all right with him. He has the last laugh.

[You wouldn't sit at Rove's table in the high school cafeteria and now he is taking REVENGE! Oh, and he is also getting the last laugh...especially if he is reading this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.]

The fact that they exist.... what a waste of oxygen.. I can't wait to see them all hung for war crimes.

[Unfortunately for you we operate under U.S., not bogus international, law despite the wish of that Supreme Court Justice whose name sounds like an ice cream brand.]

I am so terribly ashamed that there is such a thing as Guantanamo, and that this perversity is being operated on my dime--and in my name.

[Poor widdle terrorists tortured by air conditioning and forced to eat orange glazed chicken with rice pilaf.]

They're part of a long line of rotters extending back into the mists of pre history. But this bunch has gone over the top.
Torture is one of those things against I have been trained to lock and load since birth. Its practitioners stand next to child molesters on the moral spectrum.
For the very first time in my life a Republican stooped far enough to make me ashamed to be an American. These *ssholes were cheer leading for torture in the open.
I've got to consider anyone who treats Americans like cattle to be an enemy of the State. Yeah I',m looking at you Cheney. I could go on. There's the way they've subverted Evangelical Christianity to the point where it is neither. A formerly vigorous sect of Christianity now bends over at the Republican Party's command.
Perhaps it's packing the country with illegals to provide cheap labor for your corporate masters, and then claiming it was the Democrats' fault. Maybe it's the insulting attempts to terrorize. The only people in America trying to generate fear are them. But enough. Let's hear your reason, and YOURS...

[Time to break out the Guy Fawkes masks and act out the V For Vendetta fantasy shtick.]

The overt/visible SNEERING. The smirking/sneering/arrogance/disdain exhibited by Bush, Cheney, Rove, Delay, etal.

[The overt/visible SNARLING. The snarling/flossing/hissing/whooping exhibited by Bush, Cheney, Rove, Delay, etal.]

cocksure arrogance. It really does sicken me to see it. They know that they can do whatever they want, and are assholes about it.

[Please remove yourself from my shadow or I shall have my servant thoroughly thrash you.]

IT'S A F*CKING DICTATORSHIP!!! Are the ovens are warmed up yet?

[Yeah and your brain has already been baked to a crisp.]

That we let them get away with it. It is our country and therefore our responsibility to demand that it works for us. The fraud was blatant, the SCOTUS acted in a totally partisan manner, the politiwhores were nowhere to be seen, and we let them get away with it. When all is said and done it is our shame and we will probably be damned for it

[Remember, remember, the fifth of November.]

I have bookmarked these responses.. These are some of the most enlightening responses I have read anywhere that help to understand this current regime...

[And don't forget to bookmark this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Everything mentioned here, but what bothers me
most of all is that they stole their way in through vote fraud both times and are therefore illegitimate from the get-go.

[Remember, remember the sixth of December.]

I have identified my feeling, exactly, with the feeling I get when riding my bike, and someone with the great power to wield an automobile, only gives me the slim distance between my elbow and their bumper. Meanwhile, they could have either slowed or crossed over the "sacred" line in the middle of the road. But no, they have to make a statement, and come as close as possible.

[Remember, remember, the seventh of September.]

Huberis, fascism, warmongering, theiving economy depletists, slave laboring, mother f*ckers, contract favoring special liars and theives. That about covers it.

[Nope. You left out this: "I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!"]

It's the election fraud. The rest of their crimes can be eventually punished, and much of the damage eventually repaired, but only if we can vote the bastards out. That's why the rigged election systems are so scary.

[We own ALL your Diebold machines![

The smugness. The assumption by this administration that they are entitled to rule, that they are the only ones who should be allowed to make decisions, and the rest of us should just shut up and mind our places.

[Thank you for your input. Now shut up and mind your place.]

That they're evil FASCISTS.

[Remember, remember, the eighth of October.]

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally criminally fraudulent & traitorous--elections;911;Plame;wmd;war

[And global warming. We musn't forget that.]

You forgot about Katrina!

I have bookmarked these responses.. These are some of the most enlightening responses I have read anywhere that help to understand this current regime...

Well, it was quite enlightening for me: I now know what kind of unhinged people there are in the world who are in dire need of quaaludes.

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