Tuesday, June 27, 2006

DUmmie Freudenschade Over Rush Limbaugh "Drug Bust"

Freudenschade, baby! They NEVER learn. Once again we had premature DUmmie celebrations over an event that fails to happen as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)." In this case, the non-event that the DUmmies were celebrating was the "drug bust" of Rush Limbaugh yesterday at Palm Beach International Airport. I put "drug bust" in quotes because there was NO drug bust. What happened was that officials found Viagra in Rush's luggage, questioned him about it, and then released him. NO bust. The Viagra was prescribed by his doctor under his name so as to avoid such publicity as what happened yesterday. That's it but you would have thought the DUmmies were celebrating a MAJOR victory. Let's see... They lost the Presidential election in 2000. Then lost the Senate in 2002. And then lost the Presidential election again in 2004. More recently, after much celebrating of Karl Rove's indictment, they found out that he had NOT been indicted. So last night they were despertate for something, ANYTHING to celebrate. And true to form they celebrated an event that did NOT happen. So let us now watch the Freudenschade celebrations of the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to take a non-prescription aspirin, is in the [brackets]:

Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)

[Break out the champagne! After years of being complete LOSERS, we DUmmies finally have something to celebrate! YIPPEE!!!]

Limbaugh Detained At Airport

(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Sources have confirmed to CBS4 News that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra.

Limbaugh entered a plea deal back in April in a previous case where his charge of fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions was dropped under the condition he continue undergoing treatment for addiction.

Limbaugh had admitted to being addicted to pain killers on his radio program and had entered a rehabilitation program prior to that arrest.

[Now let the DUmmie celebrations begin...until Lucy pulls her football away again.]

The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!

[The real answer is "no"!!!!!!!!!]

Kind of sad they noted the Viagra. He could have gotten that legally. If it was most other people I'd feel bad for him.

[Kind of sad for you that he DID get it legally.]

It's folks like him that helped make the law like that. He broke the law, he should do the time.

[ARREST the 20% of the adult male population who are using Viagra!]

Hopefully this gas bag will not be on the air anymore, but I have wishful thinking.

[VERY wishful.]

Exploiting poor women and children...The Dominican Republic sex trips and tourism are well known to men from around the world.

[Since there is no proof that this is what Rush was doing down there, he MUST be guilty!]

"The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!"
If the answer is YES, Rush should get jail time, i.e., he breeched his legal agreement to NOT acquire Pain Killers in any way, shape or form.

[Unfortunately for you, the answer is NO.]

That is my prayer also!!!!!

[Dear goddess in DUmmie Heaven. Please make it so Rush has illegal drugs on him so he will go to jail and won't be on the air to shine the beacon of uncomfortable truth on us. A-womyn.]

My sentiments exactly - there may be a God. please let him get sent off to prison!

[DUmmies admitting there may be a God but ONLY if Rush gets busted.]

At least this latest news SHOULD shoot his credibility all to hell ... even with the Right Wing Kool-Aid drinkers? It should! I knew from my past professional and personal experiences with addiction, NO body goes from Oxycotin Toxic to SOBER in a 30 day treatment regimen.

[Yeah, Rush's credibility is shot to hell because he was found with exactly ZERO illegal substances.]

If there was a god, he never would have become famous.

[A DUmmie making the case for atheism.]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Schadefreunde is so much fun!

[Hahahahahahahaha! Freudenschade is even MORE fun!]

Parole violation! Off to the slammer!

[Spaketh DUmmie IndianaGreen who demands all sorts of legal hearings for the Gitmo terrorists.]

Wake up Fundies, the man intends to deliberately break one of Gods laws. Boycott Rush. Write to his stations about what an evil man he is!

[Wake up DUmmies, WHERE is that law written? You mean the 11th Commandment that Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai said, "Though shalt not use Viagra?"]

Once the laws are changed so that regular Americans aren't imprisoned for what he has done, then I will withhold commenting on his breaking of the law.

[Yes, millions of Americans have been imprisoned for owning Viagra.]

If he didn't get on his radio show and blame poor people, black people and anyone else downtrodden that happened to have a drug problem for their addictions I might agree with you. He spouted that they should be thrown in jail..and the key thrown away...

[Could you give us the date of the show where Rush "spouted" that? You might find this task a bit difficult since it NEVER happened.]

The freeps don't know about it yet...or they don't want to discuss it.

[The freeps are now laughing at another case of Freudenschade blowing up in your face since NO illegal drugs were found as you first thought.]

I don't think Viagra is illegal.... Gosh...I just hate this...it has to be bogus.

[Disappointing isn't it? Freudenschade, baby!]

Jail him. I agree with IndianaGreen on this one, this is either a parole violation or a plea deal violation. I'm sure that under the conditions of his "plea deal" he was supposed to stay clean. He didn't so he should go to trial and then to jail.

[Psst! I guess you didn't get the word yet---NO illegal drugs were found. Freudenschade, baby!]

I am in San Diego. I go to TJ. 25$ for script from Dr. and under 40$ for 90 day supply of ANYTHING. Completely legal to come back across the border. You just declare your meds, show your prescription and your home. No records here. BTW Viagra is over the counter in Mexico. I would imagine it is the same in DR. I think the news article may not be truthful.

[I used to make that trip to TJ myself. Not for Viagra but for cheap prescription drugs for my relatives. They are less than a third of the USA price. Oh, but before returning to the States, I would always indulge in lots of intoxicating substances called cerveza.]

. If there's just Viagra, he can probably skate, BUT, the way the thing was written up, it sounds as though there were other pills in the bottle BESIDES Viagra. And THAT's where the problem will really come in for him. What pills were they???? What were they for?

[Freudenschade, baby! There were NO other pills in the bottle.]

Drudge has a "source" that says that he had no illegal drugs.

UPDATE: Rush Limbaugh 'had no illegal drugs or prescription drug obtained illegally in his possession,' source says, contrary to a claim by CBS-TV in Miami... MORE...

[Just when the DUmmies thought they finally found JOY in their lives, it is DESTROYED by cold hard reality.]

Looks like to me, AP is withholding some information...
Of course, AP is RW hack.

[And what Alternative Universe do you live in to think that AP is RW?]

The viagra bit is good for a laugh. But you have to wonder what the other drugs were.

[It was a drug called "Thin Air."]

Notice how the headlines have dropped "other drugs"! the coverup has begun

[No, the FACTS have come out. Freudenschade, baby!]

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Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Fool me once, shame on you,
Fool me 478 times, shame on me...

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knowing Maha Rushi he was probably playing golf at a posh resort beyond the DUmmies' impoverished imaginations

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is it even theoretically possible for these DUmmies to get DUmber?"

I'll assume that is a rhetorical question.

-- Rodolfo --

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course the AP is rightwing... compared to them. Now compared to anybody with more than two functional brain cells the AP is extremely biased towards the leftwing nutcases and their agenda... but these guys are 5 brain cells short of even that minimal standard.


3:22 PM  

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