KOmmies tortured with Cheney Insanity Addiction (CIA)
Darth Cheney, as we all know, was--is--the mastermind behind the Bush Family Evil Empire. Or was it Karl Rove? Oh well, tied for first. Lord Cheney himself personally tortured those poor widdle innocent abductees down at Club Gitmo. But perhaps the worst torture of all was that he saddled the Looney Left with permanent Cheney Insanity Addiction (CIA). "Why can't I quit you?" the moonbats cry out, whenever they see Cheney's sneering visage.
And so last week when former Vice-President Cheney gave a thorough and well-reasoned speech (quite brilliant, really; you can read the transcript here), explaining and defending what the previous administration did, very successfully, to preserve our nation's security and save American lives against enemy terrorists--you KNEW an insane reaction would not be long in coming from the Left! Witness this top-recommended KOmmieland THREAD, the elegantly titled, "Hey Dick, F- YOU!!!!" In it, KOmmie XNeeOhCon unleashes an X-rated F-bomb carpetbombing that makes up for its lack of substance with tons of raging vulgarity.
So let us wander over toward the padded room that is KOmmieland and peer through the one-way glass, as we observe the sufferers of Cheney Insanity Addiction, in Stroking-out Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, Charles Henrickson, thanking God this Memorial Day weekend for all those who have sought to defend our country, is in the [brackets]:
Hey Dick, F- YOU!!!!
[I can tell from the get-go this is going to be high-level intelligent discourse.]
Seriously, F*ck you Dick Cheney!
F*ck your pompous condecension. F*ck your straw men! F*ck your mischaracterizations! F*ck your sniveling attempts to keep you and your buddies asses out of federal prison! F*ck your presumption that we are a bunch of cowering idiots looking for daddy to protect us from the big bad terrorists. Just F*CK YOU!
[Did I catch all the "u's"?]
F*ck you Dick Cheney!
[Hey, slow down! I'll run out of asterisks!]
I just peeked out from behind my couch to check the living room and I thought I saw khalid Sheikh Mohammed with a nuke in his hand, no wait, that's just a f*cking chair.
[How about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed with three jetliners in his hands, crashing them into buildings and killing thousands of American citizens? What, you say, you don't see that anymore? Hmmm. . . . Maybe there's a reason for that.]
After changing my shorts I started watching Dick again. Wait, what? You are some kind of benevolent protector doing the difficult things to keep us safe? F*ck You!
[Gee, and here I thought the #1 responsibility of any presidency was precisely that: to protect America and keep us safe from enemy attack! Silly me!]
You are a malevolent narcissistic a$$hole. . . . F*ck you!
["Malevolent"! Good word! And "narcissistic"! But then you retreat back to the easy A-word and the familiar F-bomb.]
Lets pick up people off the street and waterboard them just in case they are plotting the next 9/11. They might have a dirty bomb in their trunk.
[Or a dirty tongue in their mouth.]
F*ck, I'm scared.
[I am too, now that Obambi and Biden are in charge.]
[Does this feel good? You do realize, do you, that Cheney isn't reading your rant?]
Are you suggesting that torturing people is the only way to keep that from happening? Well then strap some electrodes to my balls. . . .
[Say, you're not benburch with a new screen name, are you?]
We either have to do what you did or we're f*cked? It's torture people, or 9/11 was one of a kind, or we're f*cked? F*ck You! . . . F*ck That! . . . Oh, and I don't care what the f*cking memos say! How can I beleive a f*cking word of it when you were f*cking torturing the people who gave you the info?
[Running out of asterisks here!]
Are we f*cking idiots!?
F*CK YOU DICK CHENEY!!!
[Last one! Now let's try to find a few non-F-bombs and non-"Dick" jokes from among the 376 comments of your fellow KOmmies. . . .]
If they're in Gitmo then they are like comic book villians that will surely escape and destroy buildings with their heat vision or superhuman strength.
[That's it. The Twin Towers were brought down with heat vision.]
This should be the effing Strunck & White of rant.
[More like the Drunk & Wayout.]
This guy needs to go back under his serial-killer rock. He is a boil on the butt of the USA.
waterboarding is soooo 2003. everyone orangejuiceboards now.
[Torture without orangejuiceboarding is like a day without sunshine.]
Longest 10 minutes of my life was earlier today when I was stuck in a doctor's waiting room with Cheney giving a speech on CNN. Talk about torture.
[Cheney Insanity Addiction strikes again!]
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BONUS ROUND: More of the 376 KOmmie KOmments . . .
He needs to be banished. . . .
[I hear there's some space down in Cuba that's coming open.]
Oh no. Trial and prison. . . .
[Skip the trial.]
better yet He needs to get punched in the head. I'd do it, but I'd rather watch.
[And you're the guys who claim Cheney got his jollies from having prisoners tortured.]
instead of attacking what are the Democratic congresscritters doing: caving. Caving on Guantanamo, caving on guns, caving on bankruptcy, caving on Health care. . . . We are weak, we are scaredy. . . .
There are a good number of American people who do agree with him. I live among them. They do not want to do the hard and difficult work of abiding by their so-called principles. I think it's also why many of them go to church....they can be complete and utter @ssholes all week long, spend one hour snoozing through some pastor's sermon, be all forgiven and sh*t, and go back to the same exact thing the next week.
[Snoozing through the pastor's sermon? Impossible!]
Do not underestimate the bloodlust of the American people. And, please, don't underestimate what fear does to people. When you add in the arrogance of "how dare "they" kill AMERICANS!", it is a potent combination.
[Imagine, getting upset just because the oppressed al-Qaedaians killed a measly few thousand Americans!]
There is no one, other than (Jesus sigh) Jesse Ventura, out there calling torture torture. . . .
[Jesse is an expert on featherboa-ing.]
I just saw Diane Feinstein in MSNBC and a yogurt would have had more assertiveness and message.
I'm Angry Mouse and I endorse this diary.
[OK, that makes it official, now that it has the Angry Mouse imprimatur.]
Dick Cheney must be brought to trial. If it has not happened, Obama's presidency is a failure.
[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]
He's an 'it', a real lizard person.
Right now, I'd say there's a 0.5% chance Cheney will be tried for war crimes, and a 0.01% chance he'll end up in The Hague.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]
grow up. this is the kind of nonsense that the rush/hannity/o'reilley crowd isolate and hold up as an example as representative of the entire kos community (and liberal blogosphere for that matter).
[And as prime fodder for the DUmmie FUnnies!]
This needs to be put to music!!!
[In the key of F.]
Ironically enough - I am an actor who will be playing a Department of Homeland security torturer in an upcoming production of a play which is an adaptation of a book by Cory Doctorow called "Little Brother" about teenagers who use their tech savvy to fight back against a police state instituted after another major terrorist attack.
[It's a musical, right?]