Monday, November 13, 2006

"James Carville is on a one-man mission to destroy the Democratic Congress"

The Democrat Civil War which we saw in the previous DUmmie FUnnies EDITION continues unabated as the hard core leftists have turned James Carville into the latest version of Emmanuel Goldstein. You can see the continuing Hate Week remarks directed towards him in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "James Carville is on a one-man mission to destroy the Democratic Congress." Not a week has yet gone by since the election and already the Left is fighting against the Clintonistas in their effort to coronate Hillary in '08. This will be quite an entertaining (and FUnnie) spectacle to watch so grab your popcorn and soda and enjoy the show as the Democrats tear themselves apart in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping that poor James is not sent to Room 101, is in the [brackets]:

James Carville is on a one-man mission to destroy the Democratic Congress.

[I always knew that James had a positive side to him.]

Stoopid Freaking James Carville

[You prejudiced against Ragin' Cajuns?]

So, today's feature story in the Tribune is on Rahm Emmanuel. The Tribune had a reporter shadowing Rahm for months now with the understanding that nothing would be written until after the election. Right at the beginning of the story is this:

Rahm Emanuel was seething.

He was hurtling down an asphalt road in upstate New York on the 47th trip of his ferocious campaign to win back the House. A lecture, even from political consultant James Carville, was the last thing he needed.

And here were Carville and pollster Stan Greenberg telling him he had to make each of his handpicked candidates shift from attack mode and strike a conciliatory note in their final campaign ads.

"James. No James, YOU LISTEN," Emanuel barked into a cell phone, about to release a string of profane invectives more intense than usual. "Can you listen for one (expletive) minute? I'm working these campaigns all the time. The campaigns all have different textures."

His wiry body tensed, his voice breaking with stress. Emanuel shouted, "If you don't like what you see, I highly recommend you pick up the ... phone and do it yourself."

[EARTH TO DUMMIES: This was just a personality clash since Emmanuel and Carville are on the SAME team---the Hillary Team. When you finally discover this then Emmanuel will become your Rahm Emmanuel Goldstein.]

Kick Carville to the curb. Hey, that has a nice ring to it.

[If you were a St. Louis Lutheran minister then maybe you could make a song out of it.]

Carville is getting a little big for his britches. He's like an aunt I have...she sits back and tells everyone what needs to be done, but never gets her hands dirty. Sounds like he needs a big ol' cup of STFU!!

[Aunt Hillary?]

Wait! I thought Rahm was DLC... oh, I'm so confused

[Your ultimate awakening will be FUn to watch.]

EXACTLY he's irrelevant and he doesn't like it so what he can't have he wants to destroy...that ASSHOLE!

[The best part of all this is when the DUmmies finally realize that the primary state selection process is stacked in FAVOR of Hillary.]

Now get this, Carville. We run the show now. We, the people. We have the Internet and we're not going to allow any sleazy slime-ball from DC control us any longer. We elected these people to Congress. They are ours. We control them. You and your smarmy group of arrogant, idiotic DC insiders control nothing, apparently not even your mouths. The country is ours now. Get out of our way, or we'll just run you over. Your only alternative is to join us.

[So stated the proclamation of the Revolutionary Committee as they announced the Purge of one James Carville.]

He's protecting the WAR CRIMINAL he's married to.

[Next they will be calling for sending Mary Matalin to The Hague.]

He's not irrelevant., he's carrying water for Hillary

[Which is much easier than actually carrying Hillary.]

Hillary will be a big factor in the primaries right up until New Hampshire, where she'll come in "tied for third" after Gore, Edwards, and maybe a few other people.

[Keep dreaming. The primary process is now stacked in HER favor.]

Also, he had a big hand in the Kerry concession from what I've read. He hadn't intended to concede at all in 04.

[Carville was guilty of having Kerry concede to reality.]

Carville was great (IMO) in the 80's/eraly 90's... but he's soooo last century, now.

[Does Carville still wear bell bottoms? That had to be the WORST fashion trend of the 20th century. What were guys thinking of when wearing those ridiculous pants?]

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Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Some stupid moonbat wrote:

We elected these people to Congress. They are ours. We control them.

Oooh, somebody's using some very powerful psychoactive chemicals today! That's going to be one mighty unhappy li'l moonbat when the drugs wear off.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Staci said...

Dumbass Tanker, LOL, that line jumped out at me too.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now get this, Carville. We run the show now. We, the people


The Force is strong with this Moonbat.

3:19 PM  

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