Monday, November 06, 2006

"THE FIX IS IN!"



Remember, Remember, the Fifth of Rovember. That was the day when PANIC set in over at DUmmieland after having CELEBRATED their election victory just the day before. And the cause for them to hit the panic button was the new polls that came out yesterday showing a big Republican surge. Suddenly the DUmmiecrat victory no longer looks as inevitable as they thought on Saturday. As a result, the DUmmies are now seeing the sudden change in the polls as a result of a Vast Rovian Plan to flip the votes and "steal" the election as you can see in this THREAD titled, "THE FIX IS IN!" Yes, let the DUmmie angst begin! My advice for the DUmmies is to allow chloroform to be applied to them so they can wake up peacefully on the other side of the nightmare. It will be so much less painful that way. So let us now watch the DUmmies sprain their fingers on the Panic Button in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the sight of his stirred up DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:




THE FIX IS IN!




[All your Diebold machines belong to US!]




The F$#*ing media managed to magically make it appear that the important races are now a dead heat. Let the vote flipping begin. And you know it will. They can't afford to lose as they know they will then be tried. Cheating works and they have no problem with it at all. * has been doing it, and promoying it all his life.




[Better take the chloroform now and wake up in a week. It will be so much less painful that way.]




With a big enough margin we can still pull this off. It will be messy but we can still do it.




[Keep hope alive!]




There is nothing else you can do at this point. Go to your local campaign and volunteer.




[Spend the day ranting at Republicans on the Web!]




VOTE IN OVERWHELMING NUMBERS ..... OVERWHELM THEM AT THE POLLS TUESDAY LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. We can take care of anything else after that.




[Methinks you will be voting in UNDERWHELMING NUMBERS...at least when Diebold finishes flipping the vote.]




Our lives DO depend on it. If we don't snatch the country out of the hands of the facists, then half the country is going to have to move: and I don't think Canada and Europe can handle the influx of 175 - 200 million people.




[Or even the influx of the 4000 DUmmies that actually exist.]




And they're also secure in the fact that Lefty's, won't do anything but whine and protest after the fact and they are no longer bothered by that--it's not threatening to them. They know we're unarmed, and will not commit acts of violence over whats been done to us--to the whole f*cking country. So the best thing we can do is swarm to the polls--don't listen to naysayers, just freaking vote.




[I'm sooooo looking forward to the news stories of DUmmies being freaked out at the polling places when they see the name "DIEBOLD" on their voting machines.]




Meet me here on Tuesday night for the celebration ...
... I'll be in the "F*ck the Naysayers" section.



[And fill the ice bucket full of Estrich '04 Victory Champagne bottles.]




The OP is right, the media is inserting a basis to buy the BS result. And he says that we must vote overwhelmingly. Failing that, what...??? I don't feel it's negative to have a plan in case the worst happens again. It's proactive.




[Proactively plan on taking a strong whiff of chloroform before the first vote results are announced.]



That's why we do NOT STOP! 55% is much harder to fake a win!!! OVERWHELMING FORCE!




[Even 65% can't overwhelm the Mighty Diebold.]




One has to wonder if Republicans are secretly planting "the fix is in"... to stop Democrats from turning out to vote.



[Karl Rove is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]




Rove is the King of This Sh*!!! He's throwing every turd at the wall to see what might stick. Tuesday night, he'll be pooped... e have to THROW EVERYTHING we have at this one!!!




[Just try not to THROW UP from drinking too much Estrich '04 Victory Champagne.]




WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD will prevail over EVIL this time! Those bastards are done.....they are NOT going to run this country into the ground any further! PH*CK THE GOPERVERTS! They can ALL rot in hell as far as I'M concerned!




[WE BEEEEEEEELLLEEEEEEVEEEE!!!]




Well at least I can get some yard work done Tuesday.
Then I'll go to bed while the$%%@#* Repubs celebrate yet again. God I'm going to need to up my anti depressant. I wasted about $1K and (between my wife and I) about 20 nights on this election. And with a newborn and a toddler. I feel like such a fekkin' s*cker!




[Look at the bright side. At least you'll have gotten a bunch of yard work done.]




This has to stop. ALL THE MAJOR POLITICAL PUNDITS HAVE ALREADY SAID THE DEMS WILL WIN THE HOUSE BY AT LEAST 25-30 SEATS AND MAY VERY WELL WIN THE SENATE, BUT IT COULD END UP A TIE.




[And MAJOR POLITICAL PUNDITS, like EXIT POLLS, are NEVER WRONG.]



Let's ALL try to remember that orderly and lawful civil action is NEVER the last resort. When every civil action is insufficient and the People are prevented from exerting their sovereignty over their own governance, then civil disobedience all the way up to and including bloody revolution are ALWAYS possible. It's said that a lawful election in a democratic society is a "slow motion" revolution. When it fails, the "fast motion" variety still exists. Indeed, the very threat of such an eventuality is the ONLY thing that keeps wannabe despots looking over their shoulders.




[Keep those Guy Fawkes costumes ready for action.]




Great, so you're telling me I wasted 3 hours of my life canvassing today?




[Since you never got past your basement doorway...Yes.]


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4 Comments:

Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"GOOD will prevail over EVIL this time!"

Well, in that case they really ARE doomed.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

disobedience all the way up to and including bloody revolution are ALWAYS possible

Dont trip on the pizza boxes on your way up the basement steps, Revolution-boy.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toldya they would be in depression mode today. Freeking manic-depressives.

9:51 AM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

Think any of them will be able to get up the energy to actually go out and vote?

Probably not.

12:48 AM  

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